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I can't stop thinking about Tewi. I blame you for this, /jp/.

I haven't caved to the whole concept of three-dimensional women being without worth, but damnit, why can't any of them be like Tewi? ;~;

This is your fault. I didn't want to be a lolicon!

>> No.7577769

>I didn't want to be a lolicon!
Fortunately, 2D can be as busty as you want it to be.

>> No.7577770

I see. Satori is currently trying to invade my mind. It's getting harder to stop thinking about her for some reason. Didn't used to like her this much.

>> No.7577785

>>7577770
Is this a conspiracy??

>> No.7577791

>>7577785

I don't see what you mean.

>> No.7577796

>>7577785
Welcome to the shrine maiden project does have a nice ring to it.

>> No.7577812
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>>7577785
Yes. Now get on your knees and worship your new goddess.

>> No.7577814

>>7577770
>>7577785
Just make sure you play the games more than you beat off.

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OP you must accept Tewi into your heart. She can smell your feelings, hiding them is futile.

>> No.7577831
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>>7577814

The games are why I've been thinking about Satori lately though. That perfect smile of hers makes my heart swell with excitement every time I glance at it. But I don't know what I should do.

>> No.7577837

>>7577831
Hope you're not asking me. I dunno what to do with my sudden onset of Tewi obsession...

>> No.7577846
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7577846

You will accept her into your heart, or you will be forced to receive her in *other* places.

>> No.7577849

fuck, this is already so old

>> No.7577857

>>7577849

http://youtu.be/TkBxvxRuMKs

>> No.7577865
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op don't you know that stray youkai rabbits tend to have fleas or ticks or whatnot?

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>>7577837

Well, I guess we're both in the same situation. I wish you the best of luck.

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>>7577868
huh. I think it's because of my tendency to be in abusive relationships in the past. The idea of taming her is appealing, but somehow I know she'd just find a way to gain the upper ground ;~;

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7577882

you are now thinking about playing twister with her

>> No.7577892

>>7577882
oh god damnit

I need to get laid somethin' fierce :/

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>>7577879

I see. Dunno if that's the best motivation, but everyone has their own ways I guess. I just want to make Satori smile. Because her smile makes me happy too. And I want to kiss her when she smiles that smile. I'm honestly confused.

>> No.7577899

>>7577894
With Tewi it's a battle of wills and deception. She likes to play pranks, but probably wouldn't be interested in someone who can't dish them out, as well as take them. Unfortunately, a kind of relationship like that would lead to boundaries being crossed, inevitably.

...Oh my god. I'm talking about potential relationship problems with Tewi Inaba. Someone hit me with something...

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>>7577899
hold still anon

>> No.7577910

SUCH IS /jp/, THAT ALWAYS CLAIMS TO BE THE BEST TOUHOU-RELATED WEBSITE

>> No.7577915
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7577915

So... This is a Tewi thread then? I can dump some pics? OP won't mind, I'm sure.

>> No.7577921

I used to date a Japanese girl who had bobbed hair like Tewi's. She had a rabbit association thing, too. Since I was her first boyfriend she was really eager to do things she thought I'd like. Needless to say I got her bunny ears and she wore them almost 24/7 and we sort of got addicted to sex. I actually had to break up with her over it, she got way too into it and started asking me to rape her and shit while I was at work. No idea where she is now.

Cheers.

>> No.7577923

>>7577915
Proceed.

>> No.7577925
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>>7577759

>> No.7577935

>>7577921
>3D sex
eugh

>> No.7577936

>>7577921
I want one

>> No.7577944
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>>7577936
Tewi needs a warm hole to use once in a while too. Can you blame me for being a little narcissistic? <3

>> No.7577948

>>7577921
>I actually had to break up with her over it, she got way too into it and started asking me to rape her and shit while I was at work.

You...

>> No.7577949

>>7577944
oh god damnit I just popped twenty boners

what the fuck is wrong with me /jp/

>> No.7577954

>>7577949
I see nothing wrong here.

>> No.7577956

>>7577944
This image deceived me. But I'm okay with it.

>> No.7577958

>>7577759

I wanted to fuck her years ago.... It's not an unusual emotion to have for her.

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>>7577949

That's a good question, if you popped twenty boners, then do you have twenty penises? You should probably get those checked out.

>> No.7577972

>>7577948
Dude, I know how it sounds, but picture trying to do just about anything and having some clingy chick trying to pull you away from it for sex. She kept wanting to try increasingly weird shit, too. Like I was fine with bondage and roleplay or whatever but she actually suggested we get pets for the sake of animal play. To top it off she was viciously jealous, like if I even talked to a girl at work and she found out she'd throw fits. You would have dumped her too.

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>>7577949
ehehe, Tewi can make you feel good too, anon...

>> No.7577986
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Thread is incomplete without Black Tewi's delicious body silhouette.

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>>7577958
I want more than to just fuck her though. I want to be with her. I want to help her pull off pranks on other unsuspecting victims. I want to hold her and tell her that I trust her, even if she's deviousness and deception incarnate. Oh and I want to use that medicine that makes her grow a penis and then jerk her off for hours on end.

So yeah I guess fucking her comes into play somewhere within that whole thing.

>> No.7577993

>>7577983
Protip: If you're going to mess with Eirin, don't get caught...

>> No.7577996

>>7577993
Someone learned that the hard way

>> No.7578002

>>7577986
God damnit. You are not helping to quell the flames of my feelings anon.

>> No.7578000

>>7577970

Why did that sound so strangely hot?

>> No.7578012
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>>7578000
Because it was, obviously...

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>>7578002
ufufufu, who said anything about letting you quell those flames...?

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I think I have just the thing to pep you up though, if you're feeling a little down, anon~

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>>7577993
You wouldn't want to get caught by Tewi either..

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>>7578031
I did what had to be done. I have no regrets.

>> No.7578051
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Gone fishin'

>> No.7578068
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7578068

What's wrong, anon? You got all quiet. Hands a little busy~?

>> No.7578069

>>7578012

Bleh, I didn't want to think about futa Tewi now.

>> No.7578072

delicious rabbit thighs

>> No.7578074
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>>7578069
fuck you, I'm a parfait of manliness.

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>>7578072
from my experience, rabbit thighs are quite delicious~

>> No.7578119

>>7577983
I hate asking this, but... source, please?

>> No.7578122

I come back from fapping and Tewi is here, wondering where I've been.

...God damn you, /jp/. This is just terrible.

>> No.7578137

>>7578119
Inaba Box volume 5

>> No.7578141 [SPOILER] 
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She's right behind you

>> No.7578148

>>7578081

What I mean is I don't need any futa Tewi fantasies. Especially not now.

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>>7578122
oh, did you use yourself all up, anon? Well that's okay, I think I can get you energized again. Who knows what's going to happen after that, though~

>> No.7578156

>>7578137
Thanks a lot, friend.

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>>7578148
I AM A PARFAIT OF MANLINESS. A VERITABLE PARFAIT. YOU CANNOT RESIST MY MANLY CHARM.

>> No.7578173

>>7578167

I'm not very hungry right now though.

>> No.7578177

>>7578150
sometimes I wish I didn't have such a vivid imagination. I can imagine Tewi under my desk right now, giving me an excruciatingly teasing blowjob...

kghk.

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>>7578177
oh ho? I wonder, is it something like this in that dirty head of yours~?

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>>7578187
Stop being so lewd, Tewi. What if Reisen finds out?

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>>7578203
It's okay, she doesn't mind if I seduce a lonely anon once in a while. It just means more stew-meat, anyway~

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>>7578213
um, hi. Still in the thread here. I don't have much of a vore fetish, ya know...

Besides, I thought you just ate carrots. I mean, is the photographic evidence not compelling?

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>>7578220
I don't use those for *food*... Silly anon <3

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rabbutt

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7578260

Even though I'm nocturnal, Tewi is sleepy. Going to go to bed now. Try not to think too many lewd thoughts while I'm sleeping, anon. If you do, I'll know <3

>> No.7578526

>>7578229

Tewi's ass is a miracle of the universe.

>> No.7578540

i want to touch her [spoilers]ears[/spoilers] so bad

>> No.7578558

>>7578540

I pretty much just want to play with her clit, taste her juices, and shove random sex toys in there... Maybe even up her ass too, just for kicks.

>> No.7580248
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7580248

Tewi <3

>> No.7581610
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7581610

TEWI WHY DO YOU DO THIS

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>>7581610
Is there a problem, or something...?

>> No.7581630

http://hss-prod.hss.aol.com/hss/storage/aimtmpshare/27cadb4c22f16e8dacd3bd86a5787097/tuleit.wav

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