/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Whelp, I feel like I've been raped

Doesn't she like vegetable juice and loves vegetarians?

What the fuck America.

I cringe when I watch this

stop it. they're raping her...

I don't approve of this but fuck, the ones they were selling at AX were delicious.

>>7569557
Miku is getting an official personality for america so no.

Also why are they talking to Miku in english and they understand her and why does she understand them?

Also if this was targeted at asians then why is the white girl the only one forming complete sentences?(translation:why the white bitch talk so much?)

I still don't understand the target audience for this ad. Why don't they put godzilla or something on there instead that people actually KNOW what the fuck it's supposed to be. Some scary alien talking about bacon wrapped hot dog (WTF AMERICA).

At least Miku didn't show any interest in the guy when creepyface brought it up. We could've had a shitstorm on our hands.

>>7569557
This is American Miku. Obviously she eats nothing but fried food.

wait
wait
is that something americans seriously eat?

>>7569571
the mexican cart vendors? yeah. they fried em in mayo (it's a french cooking method, you uncultured swine) with onions & peppers.

Cars these days look so damn boring, like bulbous masses with wheels.

Having a Japanese mascot doesn't help either.

Cool dick jokes

AH~

watch your favorite singer being used for commercial purpose, seriously i don't care about vocaloid but i guess it was better before this toyota spot.

I can't stand this ;_;

How long till a Futaba style smashing of all Vocaloid related stuffs?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZjOydc-NO0

>>7569587
Let's hope that it never comes to that.

Why did you make me watch that. I feel like all of my life force has been taken from me and implanted into a soulless giant who feeds on nothing but the simple nothings that losers enjoy just enough so that they can forget about their pitiful existence.

I liked miku before she was cool bawwwwwwwww

NO.


NO.
NONONOONNONONONONONNONONONONONONONNONONONONONONONONONONONONO.

nice

>>7569587
Futaba only does that when someone isnt a virgin and Miku is a public figure so no "canon" sex/porn can be done.(she did pose with some 3dpd girl in a borderline porn mag though)

>>7569601
This is American Miku. Where exactly do you think this will end up? Toyota is the abomination of desolation.

The next ad will be the guys running this campaign raping her on a pinball machine.

Don't mind use, just getting more profit and popularity with your vocaloid

Next ad, Miku shows up on a beach holding a can of oil, she strides confidently like a hooker up to a group of guys asking who wants to oil her back, a nerdy guy says "I've been your fan all your life and have a lot of your albums!", another guy says "I liked you on facebook" and then a really muscular, handsome guy says "I drive a toyota" and she guys wide eyed and puts her hands around his muscular arm and looks back at the nerdy guys and says "Sorry boys~" and winks as they walk off together.

>>7569633
I'm not even raging, my heart is in a state of quiet despair. The most horrifying thing about this is it will probably happen.

Was this actually aired on tv? I dont use mine anymore.

>>7569633

>>7569639
As far as I'm aware, no. I'd imagine that these commercials would utterly confuse the general public.

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>>7569588
this isn't as horrific as the other one.

>>7569633

>>7569633

miku was always shit fyi

>>7569665
Reported.

>>7569665
Yes yes we are giving you attention now.

>>7569665
выйти педик

>>7569588
>This is how we imagine Miku when she is off stage.
Stopped watching there

I'm detecting dangerous levels of /a/ in this thread.

Got a picture with sunzriver there told him how I really enjoyed his work.
Don't think many people knew who he was though.

Why would Miku off the stage be any different from your typical female?

>>7569683
She doesn't exist off the stage other than in our hearts

>>7569683
Because she is 2D, or to be accurate in this case, 2.5D.

>>7569690
Not true Vocaloid Sonika and Lily both maintain a twitter Sonika's is full of gaia-level messages and Lily links vids of herself.

>>7569683
Because she doesn't have a canon personality, her personality is your own so If I imagine her having my kind of personality, she does. She is nice and pure and loves her fans and just wishes to sing, she hates being forced into this marketing because, like I said, all she wants to do is sing. But her agent told her that it is for the better, but in reality her agent is just a greedy bastard who wants to whore her out overseas...I hope miku can come to her senses soon, but atleast I will always know that anything that she "does" isn't the result of her own thinking, but the warped and twisted mind of the money hungry, icon raping, live destroying company that bought her rights out.

Such is life, we all have to deal with it...sometimes there is just nothing you can do you know?

Bacon hotdogs are pretty RANDOM, but I liked the commercial anyways.

>>7569711
fuck off

>>7569707
>Such is life, we all have to deal with it...sometimes there is just nothing you can do you know?
Except its not life we dont have to deal with it and there are things we can do about it.

Since when is Miku mainstream?

When Miku got her job she was promised all the hotdogs she could eat.

>>7569720
if I see those fucking retards with the masks one more time...

>>7569727
LOL U MAD? U MAD XDDD U MAD UMAD

>>7569720
>White Girl cosplaying Miku
Thats like White man dressing up like Tina Turner....well at least she is not fat like most cosplayers but her wig is terrible.

>>7569720

>>7569727
Its OK, this will ease your mind.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_9T1SPJXRI

>>7569720
Sup vocaloidfags especially you >>7569718
How does it feel to be associated with retards like this?

>>7569714
Also I like how they UNDERSTAND MIKU and reply back to her in English.

It's like how the Addams Family understands what COUSIN ITT says but they don't reply to him in that weird alien language.

>>7569737
Ask yourself the same thing after watching the video here
>>7569735

Does this make anyone else really just feel sick to their stomach? I wish I didn't have the ability to know about things like this. I want to be ignorant. I can't take it easy when I know about all these things that kill me inside, I kind of wish I didn't have the internet or TV. But without internet I would go insane from boredom.

Why is life so hard.

>>7569750
Obviously yes, I feel physically sick.

I just want to be drugged into fantasy land until I die.

Miku is obviously a vegitarian.
And those bitches are retarded. Shit advert.

>>7569756
I can't afford drugs

>>7569750
At first it did but now i'm okay with it as long as it is a slow transition.

What does make sick are the people trying to get Gaga as a voice donor.

>>7569764
The new "fans" will never know that vocaloid is about music, nor listen to any songs ever besides po pi po and love is war and albums like supercell.
They will just think it is some "chic anime thing about a robot idol"

That is what pisses me the fuck off.

>>7569763
No, neither can I. I just mean ideally some gentle soul will hook me up to a drug machine that lets fantasy become reality until I'm dead.

I actually feel sad listening to Miku's albums now. I hate this.

>>7569764
nor will they ever care about how the other vocaloids came about, or that they have their own personal albums...miku hair will become the next naruto headband or guy fawkes mask for people

>>7569737
You know what, I don't give two shits.
She still sings and she still hits me where it matters. I'll kill myself before I ever think that Vocaloid or Miku is shit simply because the fan base surrounding it aren't up to standard.

That said, Toyota's getting a very angry bit of emails.

>>7569764
>>What does make sick are the people trying to get Gaga as a voice donor.

Pretty sure they already got her doing Takane in the idolmaster dub.

>>7569780
Toyota doesn't give two fucks about your e-mails. If a marketing technique works, a company will milk the fuck out of it.

>>7569780
We never wanted this either.

>>7569577
I was seriously worried when the ``cute guy'' was mentioned.
Thank goodness Miku just glazed right over that bit.

>>7569780
Your just a attention whoring faggot. You don't actually care like some of us who make videos, music, and listen to almost nothing but vocaloid music.

>>>/a/

It really fucking hurts.

>>7569731
LOLOLOLOL ANONYMUS IZ LEGIUN

>>7569750
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>>7569773
This is why vocaloid fans are small time.
Touhou fans have been dealing with retards since Iosys became mainstream and the popularization of Bad Apple.
Retards wont stop me from loving Touhou.

>miku hair will become the next naruto headband or guy fawkes mask for people

Suddenly, you'll see people carrying stuffed leek dolls around, hearing po pi po ringtones, matching Rin and ren t-shirts, etc.

I don't think it'll go that far, but it's a scary scenario.

>>7569795
I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS.

>>7569795
matching Rin and ren t-shirts

ahahaha

I wish I could have found out about Vocaloid when it was still "project ELVIS"(1998-2000) but I joined ths fandom after Luka's release and before GUMI and SONiKA's(who I didn't notice till late 2010) it makes me sad I couldn't see it grow into this.

>>7569788
I don't need to prove it to you, but get off your fucking high horse. I wouldn't waste my time taking part in managing a fucking community on the fandom if I didn't care.

>>7569804
Don't feel bad. I got into it when Project Diva came out.

>>7569808
Vocaloidotaku or Vocaloidism?

>>7569808
Micah Hatchinson is broken.

>>7569808
There are people who haven't uninstalled Miku yet?

>>7569815
He managed mikuchan and the faggotry known as #hotglue.

I am glad /jp/ is taking more interest in vocaloid in 2009 whenever I posted a vocaloid thread it would be ignored all day.....

>>7569824
Oh Mikuchan is so empty...its kinda sad.

>>7569828
/jp/ was different back then.

Much different.

>>7569795
it's too cute & nice for the mainstream.
mainstream is angry & slutty.

>>7569836
Are you implying that Toyota isnt trying to sluttify Miku image?
Just look at the first image Toyota came up with.

>>7569836

See

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>>7569633
NTR boner

and the fucking shit car still has nothing whatsoever to do with meeeekuuuu~

there is no Corolla M
no green exterior
no vocaloid sound system
not stripped leather seats
not even a fucking headphone jack or megaphone
nothing

>>7569840
The amount of slutty Miku out there already outstrips the worst Toyota can do by a factor of a thousand.

Whoever did that needs to learn how to use Vocaloid besides typing in words. At least they got rid of the ugly American artist/art they had before. It is amazing how Toyota can fail at one thing, fix it and find another way to fail. One has to wonder the same about their cars and acceleration problems. Sure they fixed it, but are they going to fuck up somewhere else? (By the way, I own a Prius and I don't hate Toyota, I'm just dissapointed with the company as of late)

>implying levan polkka sung by miku in a commercial ad is somehow fair use

>i wish for the original songwriters and vocaloider to sue

>>7569859
>outstrips
Oh you

>>7569735
Oh god, the pretentiousness of Anonymous faggots nowdays. /b/ was barely tolerable before all that self-righteous bullshit, and now everyone on facebook thinks they're some sort of internet superhero because they're a /b/tard.

>>7569868
they probably think they own all the miku songs or something
someone should notice the original creators

>>7569875
Hopefully they'll get what's coming to them. Anybody with a Facebook like that will never get hired by a company who desires non-retards to work for them.

You know why don't they introduce other vocaloids?(of the CV series of course)

Also im sad because I thought CV04 would burst onto the stage with Miku to introduce himself finally after 2 years...;_;

i miss the days when miku threads were told to go to other boards. miku is only good for the panty artwork. i hope they can make the voice sound pleasant now that its mainstream instead of what we've got now.

>>7569882
Also for some reason I think CV04 will be a Sega (Sonic) collab Vocaloid so they can become relevent again like Sanrio and Gachapin did.

>>7569885
Go watch some more videos kid

www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5SPFks0YRA

The future of VOCALOID.

>>7569881
Why would somebody hire a 12 year old?

>>7569913
now it sounds like a generic idol singer.
it's fucking nothing

>>7569924
Miku fans living in denial I see.

>>7569924
>People complain its robotic
>When it gets better people say it's too real and generic
How to please the fans?

If it helps there are 2 different modes 1 is for less realustic voices.

Fucking Americans ruin everything they touch.

>>7569928
i'm not a fan, i hate both voice
one pierce my ears and the second just sounds like a generic idol singer.

>>7569938
Ah so now we can all agree your opinion does not matter.

Anybody been to Mikubook.com yet?

>>7569942
I prefer natural voice over digitalized one.

>>7569931
Theres not trying and not using the potential of the program

Theres robotic, but enjoyable with a unique and distinguishable sound

Theres horridly distorted to sound like any other generic musician's horribly distorted voice

It isn't about making it not robotic, it is about making it enjoyable. Both poorly done monotone robot voice or distorted pop voice take away from that enjoyability.

>>7569978
I prefer Touhou to baseball, but I don't post in baseball threads just to tell them that.

>>7569977
I don't know if I want to join a community like that.

>>7569978
And like I said your opinion is useless.

>>7569995
it's like i'm really on /v/

>>7569977
Yes. It's bugged and useless, don't bother about it.
It has mainly been made for english-speaking people who don't know anything about Vocaloid songs and help them discover new stuff. Note that in that sense it is still better than Youtube.
But as long as you are even remotely knowledgeable about the most popular stuff it become redundant

>>7570009
This is but a pale imitation of /v/. The real thing is a lot more fun.

>>>/v/

>>7570009
>>>/v/

>>7569588
Miku will never sneak into your Otaku space and slap you with her floppy vegetable ;_;

Fuck off, weeaboos. Miku/Vocaloid is /a/ material.