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Hey /jp/, I've moved into my place recently. With the freedom that comes with living alone I've decided that I will dress up as the little maid when I'm at home. The maid dress is already ordered and will be here in a week or two.

The question is, what kind of stocking should a moe little maid wear?

[ ] white
[ ] black
[ ] flesh colour
[ ] other

>> No.7566081

White to signify purity.

>> No.7566082

Depends.
Long skirt?
White.
Short skirt?
Black.
>maid
>flesh colour
...just no.

>> No.7566088
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>>7566082
It's long skirt, so white? I'm leaning towards white myself but what does it have to do with skirt length?

Pic related

>> No.7566090
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7566090

Are you gonna shave before putting on those stockings?

>> No.7566094

>>7566090
Yes of course. I've already waxed my legs. They're silky smooth.

>> No.7566099

>>7566088
Short skirt with white stockings is pretty much only acceptable if you're dressing up just to have sex in cosplay.
White stockings are superior, but black ones are the only way to tone down the ridiculous sluttiness of a maid uniform with short skirt - otherwise you'll just look like a prostitute.
But the uniform in your picture is entirely acceptable, so go ahead and get white ones.

>> No.7566106

>>7566081
>>7566099
That's interesting... To some white stocking makes you look more pure and innocent, to others they make you look more slutty.

Oh /jp/, you so crazy...

>> No.7566112

>>7566090
where did you get a picture of my leg?

>> No.7566138

>>7566090
That's a fat leg you've got there, buddy.

>> No.7566217

>>7566138
i thought it was just the awkward camera angle, but i guess it isn't my leg then. i'm that hairy though.

>> No.7566259

sauce on op's pic

>> No.7566280

>>7566259
http://www.mediafire.com/?4ttptkbbwqy

>> No.7566283
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White stockings are superior.

>> No.7566412

>>7566283
Hey those girls are breaking the long skirt-white stocking / short skirt-black stocking rule!

>> No.7566430

>>7566090
There's no need, really. The hair won't show through.

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>> No.7566453
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>/jp/

>> No.7566456
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>> No.7566459

[x]Rape the maids.

>> No.7566463

>flesh color stockings
bleh.

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>> No.7566479
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>/jp/

>> No.7566480

OP is a girl, right? someone please tell me she's a girl

>> No.7566482
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7566482

>/sp/

>> No.7566492

>>7566480
yes of course, we are all little girls age 5-13

>> No.7566494
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7566494

White is more elegant/dainty, black is cooler/slimmer looking.

>> No.7566495

>>7566482
>saging with a file

dat summerfaggot behavior bumping the thread

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>>7566495

>> No.7566505

>>7566495
When you're on /jp/ you sage if you're not really taking the thread seriously, or you otherwise don't think your response is important enough to bump to front page (because we're slow and don't want to fill up the front page with inane, shitty responses.. that happens anyway, but the sages help minimize that somewhat).

It's like the opposite of how it works on the rest of 4chan. And it's delicious seeing random outsiders tear up when they get "sagebombed".

>> No.7566506

>>7566495
This thread is now about the proper and use of sage.

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>>7566505
>he got trolled with that

>> No.7566517 [DELETED] 

>>7566479
>>>/sp/

>> No.7566515

>>7566506
I laugh how etc. etc.

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>>7566515
>>7566517
>>

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>>7566479
>>>/sp/

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>>7566525
>/jp/

>> No.7566536

>>7566522
Fuck dude, I don't want to have autism.

>> No.7566540

>>7566536
>he is on /jp/
well you do

>> No.7566547

>>7566540
I see you're bumping this train wreck of a thread. And I'm sure it's just you and me left in here.
Do you want to have a conversation? Because we can. Since it's what the internet allows us to do. Or maybe you have an interest in being a maid?

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>>7566547

>> No.7566568

>>7566547
I would have liked to see this thread evolve into maid discussions, but alas...

>> No.7566571

>>7566568
Where does one order stockings and panties and such, anyways?

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>>7566571
>>7566568

>> No.7566619

>>7566571
every online store with normal female clothes ever? stockings and panties are not cosplay rarities

>> No.7566624

There's a guy seriously trying to start some shit with all those reaction images here.

>> No.7566629

>>7566619
You know any good place to buy them online?

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>>7566624

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>>7566630
>implying you're not the only one mad here

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>>7566638
>mad about something on /jp/

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>>7566642

>>7566630

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>>7566646
>>7566630
>>7566638
>>7566642

>> No.7566660

>>7566624
You just had to go and say it, didn't you? Retard.

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>>7566660

>> No.7566675

Stripes, obviously.

This post was kind of heartwarming. I hope your indoor maid life is full of everyday joy. Should we ever meet, do please allow me to drop in for a cup of tea and a pleasant chat.

>> No.7566680

>>7566675
A maid, in STRIPES?
NO.

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>>7566669
>Ryan Dunn.jpg

>> No.7566689

>>7566675
>you will never meet up with a /jp/er and have tea and a chat about maid uniforms
;_;

>> No.7566695

>>7566660
If you can't overlook the obvious troll post you really should not be browsing 4chan.

>>7566669
You're the real faggot.

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>>7566680
It works better than you'd think.
Though they were waitresses and not maid, but still.

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>>7566695

>> No.7566705

>>7566689

I wonder how many people would actually want to do that here actually. No, please don't actually go out and do this.

>> No.7566706

>>7566702
sauce plz. I like these young ladies and wish to know their game so I may gaze upon their lady parts.

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>>7566689
>implying /jp/ers go out in public

>> No.7566715

>>7566703
I'm not the one solo trolling /jp/.

>> No.7566718

>>7566711
Well yeah, that's why I said it'll never happen.

>> No.7566719
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>>7566715

>> No.7566722

>>7566719
Dude, don't give up on me. You can preform a real troll and actually get me mad.

>> No.7566729

>>7566722
I'm bored

>> No.7566734

>>7566729
Oh, then get out.

>> No.7566742

>>7566729
wanna cyber baby

>> No.7566751

>>7566742
yes

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>>7566734

>> No.7566790
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7566790

trap thread?

>> No.7566796

>>7566790
I think he needs a bit more makeup, an inch thick isn't quite enough.

>> No.7566799

>>7566790
It was supposed to be a maid thread.

Now it's just shit with trollium sprinkled on top.

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>>7566796
How about this one?

>> No.7566806

>>7566800
Little bit better. Hint of a moustache though.

>> No.7566811

>>7566806
Isn't that a girl?

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>>7566806
how about now?

>> No.7566816

>>7566811
it's a trap

>> No.7566818

>>7566812
>>7566800
There's no trap here.

>> No.7566820

>>7566812
Acceptable.

>>7566811
Girls can have moustache hints, and guys can have breasts.

>> No.7566826

>>7566818
you fail at trap

>> No.7566831

>>7566812
I would honestly ravage this girl, wouldn't have to be consensual.

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>>7566831
>girl

>> No.7566840

>>7566812
Is this really a trap?

>> No.7566843

>>7566840
Trust your eyes. Do you see a bulge?

>> No.7566851

>>7566843
You can tuck these things away, you know. Or more drastic measures.

>> No.7566862

>>7566851
>drastic measures
If it ain't there, it ain't a trap....

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>>7566843
>he has never heard of tucking

>> No.7566884

>>7566862
He means pushing in the balls and using some tape.

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>>7566812

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>>7566956

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>>7566959

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>>7566962
Its kind of cute, when its obvious that they're a man.

>> No.7566966

Stop making me want the gay /jp/ ;_;

>> No.7566970
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CHISAME~

>> No.7566974

>>7566966

I can understand your plight.

>> No.7566983

>>7566970
I love Chisame but those lace stockings make him look like a cheap whore.

>> No.7566985

>>7566966
Here we realize that you don't have to firmly define your sexuality.

Go enjoy some dick.

>> No.7566991

>>7566983
And I want to fuck him as if he's a cheap whore. So I don't see the problem.

>> No.7566995

>>7566985

Maybe he doesn't want to enjoy these sorts of things. Let him be.

>> No.7567283

I wear white stockings when I put a 9 inch dildo up my ass.

>> No.7567327

OP, you are living my dream... I hate having to hide things ;_; but at least it gives me a reason to stay in little girl shape.


Where did you order your maid uniform from?

>> No.7567339

>>7566280
I just came with the force of 1000 suns... Anyone know of anything like this one?

>> No.7567348

>>7567339
http://www.mediafire.com/?4vq6342t3o2tj

>> No.7567377

>>7567348
Once again you have helped my fuel my need to dress up like a little girl. Thanks

>> No.7567412

>>7567348
Hey, Yamada. I never post on your group's site. But I really appreciate what you do.

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>>7566970

>> No.7567579

>>7567327
OP here, god dammit /jp/.

>Where did you order your maid uniform from?
http://www.hellocosplay.com/cosplay-classical-girl-maid-dress-p-1489.html
Tailored to your size

>Should we ever meet, do please allow me to drop in for a cup of tea and a pleasant chat
Sure.
Hmm actually that's a good point. I don't have one currently but I should probably get a tea set to go with the maid dress.

>> No.7567660

>>7566629
Amazon isn't terrible.

VIRAL ALERT VIRAL ALERT and Amazon Prime is a great deal. VIRAL ALERT VIRAL ALERT

>> No.7567857

>>7567579
Thanks, hopefully they have one with a ribbon to go around the neck. Those are my favorite.

Until then, i shall dream till the time comes when i don't have to worry about hiding it.

>> No.7567884

>>7567857
You could probably get a ribbon separately if they don't.

>> No.7567909

Why do you guys keep Chisame's pictures? He's dead.

I rofled when he wrote on his blog that he fainted after a blood donation.

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