/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>yfw the "get" is still an hour away

>implying /sp/ wont get inferior board /jp/'s get

hidden
reported
called the cops

4CHAN BOARD SPEED POWER RANKINGS

9000000000001. /jp/

>mfw /jp/ is so beta that it takes it fifteen hours just to go up 100 posts

why is this board so SLOW?!

>>7555269
we are busy getting laid we don't have time for caring about some post numbers like all of you a/sp/ie virgins
stay mad

hello there

>>7555269
>>7555270
>>7555281
>>>/c/

then come back and say "slow"

When gets come here it makes me glad I don't go to other boards.

Fucking retards.

bump to make it go faster

/a/ here

Both of you are dickfaggots.

>>7555283
>we are busy getting laid
>/jp/ - Weaboo Culture

ATTENTION DUELISTS

>>7555292
The attention the board gets from these idiots is always troublesome though.

remember when we dropped dem a-bombs on dem japs?

good times...

OP is so visibly upset, that he needs to create a thread on our glorious board in an attempt to raise his self worth.

Come at me OP. I am the fucking pinnacle of man, both body and mind. I attend an Ivy league university, completely payed off by scholarships, with the leftover money used to buy myself a luxury vehicle. My grade point average is perfect point O. After I finish my dual bachelors I will be accepted straight away into the doctorate program. I will have two doctorate degree's by age twenty-five, owe zero debts, and make more money a year than you will in a lifetime. The funny thing is, this is the average /jp/ browser. There are many who far surpass me.

Of course, knowing this, you figure the only way to attack me is the only way you know how, using words of which the meaning escapes you, insult some genre of game no one on this board plays, and using our own image macros to mock yourself.

You forgot your "My face when" by the way, the text suits you perfectly.

Go ahead and reply, doing so only proves my point to such an extent that you might as well just beg to suck my dick and eat my bodily waste, so that maybe an iota of my greatness could pass onto you.

>>7555283

Sure sounds like FOREVER ALONE to me

>>7555310

If by "attention" you mean "KoG posting about /jp/ on other boards and inviting them here and they all follow because WHY NOT LOL xD" then sure

>implying you can be considered the typical 4chan user (sweaty, smelly, acne, autismal, anti-social, loner, virgin) if the only board you use is /sp/ - Superior Posters

>>7555330
I mean it's always a pain and some of these idiots end up staying. Same thing with raids.

>>7555330

>anime everywhere
>/sp/ beta faggots
>people on here trying to kill the...tax master? why???

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE KOG

>>7555323
DIS NIGGA GOIN HAM

>>7555323
wut am i reading

>>7555356
BAAAKA

Dis board is so slow that the scripts are going to be useless

All of a sudden we will have a torrent of posts and some random one will get it

Where are the guro and kopipe spammers now huh?
Where are they when we need them?
Fucking traitors claiming to be /jp/ police and then not doing shit when we actually need them

>>7555311
Don't mistake /jp/ with /a/

>>7555248
Why no Donovan in that pic ?

The materials that were required for producing this particular bladed weapon comes from the organism that I call myself.
The framework that is my body is produced from an alloy consisting mostly of iron, with a carbon content between 0.02% and 1.7 or 2.04% by weight, depending on grade and
instead of a liquid flowing through my veins, arteries, and capillaries, a rapid oxidation process that creates light, heat, smoke occurs.
I have gone through the process of producing multiple various blades for an amount of times exceeding a thousand.
Not currently acquainted with the concept of the cessation of all bodily functions, however, still having no previous knowledge of these functions themselves.
Have remained stoic to ignore the pain caused by the manufacturing process in order to complete the forging of numerous tools of war.
Yet these two intricate, prehensile, multi-fingered body parts normally located at the end of each arm shall not maintain a firm grasp on any single object.
Therefore, I reverently attempt to communicate with some deity or being greater than my own in order obtain

/sp/ up in this bitch and you know we got da dough
get these faggots' get, den we go and hit da do'(or)
dese niggas in this bitch think they got any social skillz
watch me and my ameribros rack up some gook chink kills

What is this /jp/? how the fuck did i get lost again...

>>7555380

Don't worry. You are both neckbeard trash kissless virgins, etc...

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“feeling tanasinn”∵∴∵∴∵∴

HI... I'M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. ASHLEE, I'D LIKE TO BEAT YOUR CHEST WITH MY ENORMOUSLY HEAVY, THROBBING PELVIC CROCODILE UNTIL I GEYSER A HUGE WATERFALL OF STICKY BABY DRESSING ON YOUR FACE. I'LL MOP IT UP WITH MY THICK HEAD AND SLAP IT ON YOUR LIPS SO THEY DON'T CHAP. YOU'LL CUM SO HARD YOUR DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBORS WILL NEED TO CHANGE THEIR SHEETS. I GUARANTEE IT.

>>7555555

>mfw /sp/ steals another get

/sp/ will be the best thing to happen to Japan since Fat Man and Little Boy.

FOR /X/

let's get this shit started

>/jp/

This is such a miniscule get. But whatever...

Once this is over I hope to never click this board again.

>>7554900

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>/jp/

Hi /b/.......Im new here. >_>;;

I was wondering if any of u knew how 2 register here........I dont see any place where i can log in. Also, why when u post, your post disappears from the list of posts? Why cant it just go directly to your post. Well anyway i wanted to show u guys some funny pics.....

[img]C:\Documents and Settings\Lisa\My Documents\My Pictures\sleepy_cat.jpg[/img]

[img]C:\Documents and Settings\Lisa\My Documents\My Pictures\woops1.gif[/img]

i hope u guys enjoy them....also, please welcome me to /b/, i hope you are all friendly and treat me well. :D

First let me introduce myself......my fav animes are Naruto InuYasha and Bleach, and i like listening to music (my favorite bands are Fallout Boy and Pink floyd, my favorite song is We Dont Need No Education by Pink Floyd). also, the power level is OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD madnes??? THIS IS

[color=red]SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!![/color]

also, how cum (lol cum) you have to attach a pic? how ghey is that? :p here's a funny pic i found the other day when i was surfing the internet. :cool:

>>7555455

>/jp/

Literally caring about post numbers on the internet.

/sp/ here

thanks for keeping summerfaggots in your shit board.

so wheres the get?

>>7555466

I revoke my statement. I got fucking dubs. FUCK YEAH. DUBS

COLT CABANA

CM PUNK

>>7555466
>implying we wont return for your coveted 77777777

>>7555455

>claim to not be weeaboos
>buy simulated 6yo vaginas

Pick both.

>/jp/

HOHO

Anonymous quickly slid his copy of the D&D monster manual between his Algebra and bio books and closed his locker door. If he was to survive the afternoon he would have to move quickly. He pulled up his hood, trying to look inconspicuous, and turned around, only to come face to face with the flawless white tabard of the captain of the paladins.
"WHITHER GOEST THOU, KNAVE?!" he demanded, his voice loud despite the muffling of his visored greathelm. "I was just getting my books, leave me alone." said Anonymous. He felt the hairs rising on the back of his neck; the armored bulk of the members of the Paladin squad blocked the hallway entirely.
"I POSTED AN EDICT BANNING YOU FROM THIS CORRIDOR, KNAVE!" The captain roared. His lieutenant looked up from his breviary and addressed no one in particular:
"METHINKS THE HERETIC LOOKS TO BE SMOTE!"
"NOoooo!" cried Anonymous, dodging away from the tightening circle of paladins. "Leave me alooone!" he yelled as he ran toward the stairway for all he was worth, the clanking of plates against chainmail close behind him.
"SMITE! SMITE! SMITE!" The cry echoed from the concrete walls.
'Somebody heeellllp!" he cried as the paladins lifted him bodily across the school courtyard. At their captain's encouragement they broke into a run.
"SMITE! SMITE! SMITE!" the paladins let anonymous go on the upswing, and for a brief second he was weightless, coasting through the air, until he landed with a squishy thud in the fetid darkness of the cafeteria dumpster.
"THY WILL BE DONE OH LORD," the paladins intoned as they slammed the lid.
Anonymous waited until their hymns of triumph faded in the distance before dragging himself clumsily out, shaking, stained and stinking. He felt he could burst into tears any second, but the varsity cheerwenches were there, giggling at his discomfiture.

CENA WINS LOL

>mfw this board is redundant

Get!

>>7555484
How does it feel to be more autistic than the manchildren of /jp/?

Kind of ironic huh.

/sp/ plz dont take our get and just leave us alone

>>7555505

One off x:

/a/ getto

>>7555466

>implying you aren't fapping to the fact you got doubles

Stay beta /jp/ faggot.

get

dohoho

>>7555520
Who cares about a get anyway. It'll be over soon enough.

Boston is the GOAT city.

Before Protests:

THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST

hey gais i juts foun encylopedica dramarita, u gais r funny lol i told evryon on myspace bout u lol post

invader zim

COUNT TO TEN AND ILL POST TITS

U Laff, U Loose!

Slowpoke Combo Incoming, bitches!!!!!

Hey, lets start a furry thread!

Oh man, b, i need advice! my girlfriend wont come to my Liknkin Park concert cause she wants to do marijuana but its illegal oh man b what od i do?

post endingin 74 tels me wat do to

Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you.

God exists, PROVE ME WRONG


After Protests:

MAN /b/ WAS FUCKING SHITCOCK GREAT BEFORE THESE PROTESTS, THEN THEY WENT AND FUCKED THINGS UP!

Hey /sp/, if you don't care why you mad tho?

the time is near

>7555555

>>7555486
If masturbating makes you a weeaboo, does having actual sex turn you into a japanese citizen ?

>>7555520
Marisa get

Anime sucks, /sp/ for life.

NASH UP IN THIS BITCH!

>yfw

/fa/ get

>>7555535
wat

>>7555528

>weeaboo
>having sex

Pick one.

>Shaw

>>7555520

We will leave you alone, after we get your get

Hey guys, is this /sp/?

FOR HONOR

>yfw da jest win the superb owl

why is american football called football
don't you play it with your hands?

bitches needa keep posting

> GOAT GET

Welp, we failed guys

Let's get the fuck out of here