/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Make that JPSP shipping, I've been typing in this board name too long.

Is that legal?

>>7554952

Sure, if you're US. Probably not in Europe or Canada.

>>7554900
Dat amputated loli

>>7554952
>>7554963

also illegal if you live in Alabama.

>>7555079

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

first time I ever saw an onahole thread turn into a legal thread

Oh wow you guys...

Just wow....

How do you people live with yourselves?

>>7555404
That's simple. By eating regularly and staying at home.

what's the website for these sorts of things?

>>7555525
>from NLS

>>7555404

It's pretty easy actually, and with these my penis just feels way better the entire time.

The Future of Masturbation

>>7554963
Illegal as in what? Just turning it back on customs?

Man, that non-loli looks like a droopy camel pussy.

>>7556721
>Just turning it back on customs?
I wouldn't think this would be the only thing that would be done. Especially if, for example, a customs officer opens your package to see a 7 on a box and upon further examination finds that its a onahole. Seven year old plus fucktoy doesn't bold well in my opinion.

It would not be as bad as say opening a package to find some Comic Lo, but I would say its up there for some serious shit to happen.

If you're worried about this, they DO destroy the box and just send the onahole. You have to explicitly tell them to though.

>>7556755

If you're in the US I don't see any reason to be worried really.

To be honest, I would rather stick to an Onahole, this makes me feel like i'd be humping a quadruple amputee.

What's NLS?

>>7556755
nope, not in US
I've ordered daydream, which isnt really different from OP picture.
Oh well, Im just going to hope that customs in my country doesnt really give a shit. Otherwise, serves me right.

So... Anyone got videos of someone using the one in OP? nohomo, just for research.

>>7556781

These are onaholes, that's not an entire body there.

Just got a 7 myself, after having tried one of the Secret Twin Tales, and it honestly pales in comparison.
The texture of the 7's innards isn't as, let's say "welcoming", as it should be, and personally I had a hard time breaking it in.
My dick ain't that big to begin with, so I can't imagine how uncomfortable it would be for an average sized person.

My next onahole purchase will be another Secret Twin Tales for sure.

>>7556755
I had my package with a 7 and 17 in it opened by customs, in canada. They barely took the plastic that covered the boxes off though (the NLS package contents are all sealed to the bottom of the box with a black plastic wrap), and you could tell they didn't even take them out to look at it (no way with the amount of plastic they peeled back). My guess is that they saw they were masterbators, figured there was no illegal porn/drugs to be found, and resealed the package. Although, I could have been lucky.

How do you watch them ?

>>7556995
*wash

>>7556817
Concerning daydream girls, there is some kind of waterproof comic in the bundle. So even if you order case removing, the package will still remain more suggestive than just a naked amputee.

>>7554900
link to online shop please? :3

>>7557613
Like I said nearly 12 hours ago:
>from NLS

>>7557613
http://en-nls.com/

video where?

>>7556755

Customs here. We don't care about your loli fuck toy. As long as it doesn't have drugs or explosives hidden inside it, then it will clear the FIS cargo station.

Fuck it, just read this:

http://www.cbp.gov/linkhandler/cgov/trade/legal/bulletins_decisions/bulletins_2010/vol44_05262010_no
22/44title22.ctt/44title22.pdf

>>7557727
>www.cbp.gov
>U.S. Customs and Border Protection
I hope you realize I'm talking specifically about Canada and not the US.

Please read more carefully.

>>7557789

No one gives a shit about maple syrup land as long as our pancakes still taste good in the morning.

>>7559054
>pancakes

God bless the landwhales country.

Going to buy the 15 and Nekokko Mi-Nyan soon.

For those of you in Canada, for what it's worth, I knew somebody who was a Customs agent. They wouldn't even bat an eye at an onahole because they've seen much weirder things before. Not to say they won't confiscate it, but at least they won't be thinking to themselves "Man, what a freak!"

>>7559059

Man they are all fucking landwhales
>Eats Pancakes

http://www.e-nls.com/pict1-26860

I'm thinking of getting that one because it just looks so pleasurable and also because the box art isn't that bad. Anyone have any recommendations for a second one to order with that one?

>>7555079
Not necessarily true.

Market it as an "educational replica." Totally legit.

>>7559244
http://www.onaho.net/hikantu/
http://www.zekky.jp/onaho/onaho/main.html

Pretty much used these reviews, reviews on the vendor sites, and archived threads for my choices.

>>7559059
>>7559220

If you're talking about Germany, yes - that's where I'm from. It offends me that you give the US all the credit for the land whales. Our beer started it.

>>7559251

That is brilliant!

>>7562550

Huh... no kidding. Wonder if that'd actually work or they'd come up with

>But there's trace sperm in it...

Is it advisable to put these in hot water for a bit before using them? I imagine they don't feel very good cold.

>>7562677

Well... it takes about 15 minutes to warm up entirely if you do so - and you need to be careful to keep the hole out of the water so it doesn't fill or the lube wont be effective at all.

If you just start using it it's warm in about 45 seconds and it still feels pretty damn good.

Guess it depends on if you're looking for a "realistic" experience or just want to get off.

>>7562783

I want the most realistic experience possible without actually sticking my rod in living flesh.

>>7562801

Short of spending $140 the ones in the OP pic are about as good as you're going to get. Hot water method is recommended - again, be sure to keep water out of the inside. Use generous lube.

I can understand your feelings. The real thing is unbeatable for about 20 minutes, but then it spends the next 3 months bitching at you. Not worth it.

>>7562817

>but then it spends the next 3 months bitching at you

No it doesn't... Not if you're only visiting, and your flight leaves in two days.

>>7562856

With a significantly lighter wallet, I'm sure.

Are the twins even usable for someone with a normal sized penis? Aren't they only about 4 inches deep?

>>7563358
If they're anything like other onaholes they stretch a lot. I purchased one as long as my penis and I wish I had purchased a smaller one after realizing how stretchy it is.

>>7563390

Are they textured inside like this? If you get a tight hole, and lube it I heard it was better than the real thing from my Father (who was a trucker, and only came home 1 day a week.)

I;d just like to add, heating it up really adds to it. Hot water method as stated above, and I stick my bottle of lube (http://www.en-nls.com/pict1-195?c2=9999 ordered it with the hole, does the job) in the microwave for about a minute sometimes too, though I let it cool off a little before putting the stuff near my dick.

>>7563411
The textures on the inside can really be anything. There are a lot of different ones with different textures on the inside to choose from.

>>7563542

What's the best?

>>7563559
It's personal preference.

>>7563586
Bullshit.

>>7563628
Some people will like ribbed onaholes, some will like bumpy ones, some will like tight ones and some will like loose ones. It is indeed personal preference.

>>7563628
Just a tip, if you have a cock with a fairly large girth, insertion into the onahole will stretch it width-wise shrinking the overall length of it.

For example, I have a cheap, ribbed , a 6 and three quarters inch onahole long onahole. I will admit, my dick is pretty abnormally large. Depending on how hard I am it can be about 7-8" girth. That stretches the onahole quite a bit and makes it about 4-5 inches long after being stretched. I would say mine is fairly loose prior to insertion. After insertion the ribbed sides make it a bit uncomfortable, even with a generous amount of lube.