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>heterosexual touhous

>> No.7551818
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>self insert males in touhou doujins

>> No.7551827

Heterosexual Touhous?

Marisa and Reimu after Kourin.
Sanae is popular with the menfolk.
Byakuren fucked her brother with enthusiasm.
Yuuka is my bride.
Yuugi is a delicate flower of femininity, thus is too shy to approach the man in the wine shop. Poor girl.
Suwako. For obvious reasons.

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>>7551827
Um...

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>>7551818
You don't love Sinbag?

>> No.7551835

>>7551818
As long as it isn't Buront I'm happy.

>> No.7551836

>>7551831
You were sent to Makai for very good reasons, you naughty girl you.

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On a somewhat unrelated note, Shinki had Alice. She must have mated with a man at some point.

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>>7551827
No one cares about your delusional breeder fantasies.

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ZUN with every Touhou.

>> No.7551853

>>7551836
Shinki's power allows her to create Youkai.
She might be pure.

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>>7551836
>>7551853
Yeah but who cares about shinki?

>> No.7551861

>>7551844
As a god, I doubt ZUN interferes with their free will. It wouldn't be right. He might however be involved with Yukari though.

>>7551853
Purity? In Hell? You are such a romantic.

>> No.7551858

>>7551844

The only thing I could possibly accept.

>> No.7551863
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>mind break in every fucking doujin ever

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>>7551863
You are not reading the good ones.

>> No.7551878

>>7551837
>breeder
i haven't seen dyke fans ever use this term. to me all touhou are men with penises so i agree they're not heterosexual.

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>>7551861
My Yuugi is pure as freshly-fallen winter snow.

>> No.7551885

>>7551859
Fuantei
>>7551861
It's not hell, it's the demon world.

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As long as the touhou has a penis I truly don't care.

>> No.7551888

>>7551837
>breeder
Seriously, what the fuck are you doing?
>>>/u/

>> No.7551889

Delete LoGH thread.

Leave this shit.

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>>7551882
Huh. So after she has been deflowered she is no longer pure to you, eh?

If so, you are such a vacuous, empty, selfish person.

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>>7551885
As if Makai is NOT hell...

>> No.7551901

>>7551885
He turned her to madness
>>7551892
Things are better impure though, if you put a fish in pure water it dies.

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>>7551892
I never said such a thing.

Her heart is pure and that's what matters.

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How would you handle this situation?

>> No.7551930

>>7551924
Ignore it and wonder what the fuck i am doing on gensokyo

ask for directions to Hakugyokurou.

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>>7551924

>> No.7551937

>>7551930
Hakugyokurou is the final resting place for illustrous souls. Distingished poets, scholars musicians, thinkers and the like.

You have no place there.

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>>7551924
give him what he wants

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>>7551924
the more absurd the pairing the more I enjoy it.
It's probably a personality flaw on my part

>> No.7551977

>>7551861
Nah, all Touhous are Zun's waifus.
He is pretty possessive and doesn't like people refering to them as their waifus.
That's why everybody is gay in Gensokyo, his waifus are only allowed to play among themselves.

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Everyone knows this is the only canon hetero touhou couple.

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>>7551981
can't say I've got much of that one

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>>7551997
Murk Lore

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