/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Canonically speaking who's the biggest? Yuugi?

>>7540016
Wait, I thought Alice was a boy...

>>7540013
Suika,

>>7540016
I don't see it.

i wonder why Yuugi became such a titty monster in non-canon. Because she looks like a big sis?

bitch that isn't nice to call her

>>7540040
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Yuugi_Hoshiguma#Fandom

>>7540013

Certainly so, although to be fair that isn't anything unusual when you are seven foot tall.

Super fanon, Batman.

>>7540040

I don't think I've ever seen art of flat Yuugi.

If you're going to worry about breast size, worry about a Touhou that still does not have a normal bust in fanon. Patchouli and Nitori are the two that come to mind first.

>>7540022

>>7540097

>I don't think I've ever seen art of flat Yuugi.

Now that's a challenge!

>>7540129

You dropped your gauntlet.

>>7540097
>I don't think I've ever seen art of flat Yuugi.

Did you check the image in the post you're replying to?

I wouldn't even be handle one tit

Back upon the track.

>>7540136

ZUN art doesn't count. I was talking about fanon anyway, and everyone in ZUN art is a cutting board which is really really boring.

>>7540134

Fuck, that looks so weird.

countering thread with Tewi ass

>>7540136

we are talking about -fanon- flat Yuugi here.

Delicious envy.

>>7540167

Deckard Cain = RInnosuke?

>>7540024
source?

>>7540167
are you my portal?

I like breasts

>>7540180

Maybe. But doesn't change that cow level or not, there doesn't seem to be any cows in Gensokyo. Horns, headbutting and udder jokes aside.

SDM bewbs size chart:

Meiling > Patchy > Koa > Sakuya > Remilia ? Flandre.

>>7540200
>Meiling > Patchy
ahahaha no

>>7540167
Replaying for the rest of my life.

undead breasts

>>7540204
Patchy's bosom must be the right size, big, but not enough to suffocate a man like Meiling's.

>>7540200
...why no Ran?

>>7540200

>implying Patchy isn't skin stretched over a skeleton

I prefer flat chest but large breasts are fine too.

>>7540204

Granted, Meiling appears to be very fit with quite little body fat, and unlike Yuugi she doesn't have the trait of breasts that are equal parts White Russian and solid steel.

However, like Yuugi, she has the advantage of being quite big overall (if on a somewhat more manageable scale).

rude and lewd

>>7540230
>implying Patchy isn't skin stretched over a skeleton

>>7540225
Ran does not inhabit the SDM.

>>7540245
I'd be perfectly fine with a relatively flat but nice and muscular Meiling. Such things can be quite attractive.

>>7540261
...ah, I didn't read the restriction.
sorry.

>>7540225

Bound to come along sooner or later. You never know with them foxes.

>>7540230

Could always go with the idea that Patchy is a lich - and some sort of self-Frankenstein type lich at that.
Full, firm, 100% genuine, and only had one previous owner.

>>7540083
The only woman I have eyes for these days.

So powerful -

>>7540013
I want to nibble on Rin's tig ol' bitties

>>7540283

>>7540296
>>7540283

While it isn't a pleasant thought, it isn't really a secret that just like everyone else (except maybe two people), Yuugi too will eventually have to ride the Titanic with Komachi.

But until then, the mountain queen triumphs over even death herself in all aspects.

Mom is too nice to be in this thread.

Pic related.

She wasn't even trying. Just a heave and a nod, a quick twist of the waist and a great, mighty "FWUMP" - and the poor Chinese demoness never even knew what hit her before it was too late.

>>7540378
and her sake not even drop

>>7540393

She appears to have had both hands free at the time.
Trying or not, Chinese door demons are serious business.

>>7540372
>Tenko with tits
No.

She's flat and nobody nan convince me otherwise.

>>7540350
C'mon Mommy, show your mammies.

>>7540410
Relax, it's just Mokou cosplaying again.

>>7540411

The things I would do to be in this situation

Speaking of foxes, starting to get far too large for the mountain queen here. Far too large for possibly even Omachi.

A return to proper regal size fit for a queen of the mountain.

Although I'm not really sure what is going on here. It would seem the mountain queen is excersising her royal right to occasionally sit around and take it easy.
A good example if so. More monarchs should take it easy.

You like big tits, don'tcha /jp/?

>>7540609
Like a crackhead loves sunny weather.

Actually prefer decently fit and lean. Backpain induction is a turnoff if anything.

Yuugi is an exception to the latter since she also has a spine like a railroad track.

Then there's always shapeshifting.

>>7540650
They can fly so I don't think it weights them down too much. If anything that's where they store whatever it is that helps them fly.

>>7540665

Does Meiling actually need to fly, or does she just jump and kick really good?

>>7540659

>>7540686
Isn't the ability to fly the standard for being a touhou?

>>7540699
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJ_xZTzVMpg

Smaller is better.

>>7540709

Sweet and creepy at the same time.

While i vastly prefer the old washboard, fat sometimes has its place.

>>7540696

Mmm. That's quite a big fox.
Not quite the fox spirit blotting out the stars of legend, but a worthy effort.

>>7540747

Very good for a kappa. Helps if you spend a lot of time in cold water. Just look at pearl divers.

Real ones, not the Ian Fleming version.

>>7540110
nice melons

>ITT

>>7543522
>Suika made Yuugi's sake drop

>>7544171

Breast thread on /jp/ right now.

Have you ever felt a bitch up, /jp/?

I don't like this game

>>7544526

You don't have to play.

Oh Mokou~.

Tonight... you.

>>7546836
Ugh. There's big and there's disgustingly cow-like big. That is falling into the latter category.

>>7546845

What about this?

>>7546845
Geez, its not her fault that she can't keep them under control.

>>7546876

I thought Tenshi only had peaches but it seems she has melons too.

>>7546892

I love that image.

Okuu's new armaments: Nuclear warheads.

>>7547046
Oh god I wanna play danmaku with Yukari.

RUDE PILLOWS

It's a bitch. This way no Touhou gets insulted and I'm happy.

>>7548606
lol mugi

>>7548631
>>7548803

Rather prefer a sleek and toned Momiji, but not going to let personal preference stand in the way.

Cowbell, and so forth.

Sooner or later, artists are going to have to realise just how bloody hard, next to impossible it is getting the cloth to stick around the breasts like that.

Momiji's associate/BFF/hated enemy/sometimes lover/constant annoyance comes in all shapes and sizes, however.

She can fly faster than TIME. She doesn't need to abide by logic.

>>7550085

she's pretty stacked too apparently

First thought that was some horrid anatomy on the left arm.

Although you could always argue that instead, that is if not horrible than certainly excessively exxagerated anatomy in other places.

>>7550153

To oni or not to oni?

>>7550169
Japanese artists stick her together with the Oni all the time.

I can't believe this thread is still up. It's made me cum many times since it was created.

>>7550187

While Touhou oni tend to have huge horns, traditionally most oni do have little stylized nubs.
Maybe she's hiding the horns in her buns? Seen it happen before.

A comparison

>>7550219
There is something very arousing about Flandre and Youmu.

>>7550208
Maybe. Kasen's a cutie regardless of race.

>>7550208
That's the first thing I thought when I saw her design. Maybe we'll get some sort of revelation later on. I'm just gonna keep posting Momiji as OP wanted "bitches" and this is the only real bitch I like to post.

>>7550280

Once Momiji becomes alpha female on the mountain...

>>7550305
So an alpha female does what I think she does? How lewd.

>>7550331

Maybe. Not sure what you were thinking of. More curious whether Aya is in for becoming a godmother to a ton of puppies, in for a big promotion, or - if the fundamentalist reading of DS is correct - in for getting broken on a wheel.

>>7550351
Crowolf puppy tengus. The genetics of that are intriguing.

Or if you mean whether it will be her responsibility to mark out the pack's territory, leg raised and all, that is probably best left to your imagination.

>>7550383

Wolf/Fox kemonomimi. . .

>>7550383

Just godmother. The genetics are probably best left out, or that would be dangerously close to the territory spawning skunk/tiger hybrids.
Let us not go there.

>>7550425
>>7550389
>I have to reply to my own post, still if I do it right no one will know it's me
Doing it very very wrong.

I am very much enjoying this thread.

I like the way this is going

It gets so hard to contain boners nowadays.

>>7550519
Personally I prefer it when things are going this way.

Sure is getting furry in here.

Too fucking rude

>>7550546
It's been pretty polite so far.

>>7550537

You see furries everywhere. Certainly you are mistaken as we are firmly within or below the 10% territory. Your detector appears to either be operating at a far too high frequency, or have been supplied with the wrong set of crystals.

Yuugi's big, fat bouncy boobies and delicious unwashed feet.

>>7550664

Solid as steel.

>>7550566

That feel when Yuugi squeezes you close to her chest and you smell her BO

Melon and sake tits.

>>7550726

The delicious smell of whiskey and vodka from every pore.

>>7550706

what the HELL are they saying?

>>7551000
somthing about a guy...and what separate values? lol i dunno im bad as HELL at jap xD

Patchy can't concentrate on reading due to the sound of her tits.

>>7551000
it's telling her she can do somthing when her values divide? still bad as HELL at jap here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNG_Kn-m73M

I can't not think of boobs without hearing this in my head