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So I just went 6 months without a shower/bath, two peculiarities standing out for me. You don't sweat, you don't smell. At all. Assuming you sit on your ass all day. Secondly, your skin still has its original colour. Just scratch off that second layer of brown film and dead skin.

But I bet most of you know this already.

>> No.7545392

That's how it seems to you. To anyone else you probably pack quite a punch.

>> No.7545393

>>7545378
>Just scratch off that second layer of brown film and dead skin.
Oh god. That's what I've been doing for the past few weeks. I was wondering where it comes from, and I was actually considering going to a doctor.
I guess I'll just shower more often.

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>>7545378
>>7545393

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why would you not shower for 6 months

>> No.7545435

That feel when there's so much dead skin that you can't finish cleaning with just one bath session.

>> No.7545438

>You don't sweat, you don't smell. At all.
Congratulations, you've become youkai. Now remove all that dead skin on you to reveal the flat-chested little girl hidden underneath and masturbate for days on end.

>> No.7545440

>>7545393 here
Actually I do shower, just not a lot, about once a week since I don't leave my chair/bed otherwise and I don't see anyone. I also have a pilonidal cyst which makes it a real hassle to clean myself.
That brown layer of skin appeared almost overnight, but thankfully it was only on my chest and I scratched it all away (hurts like fuck now though).

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>>7545440
>google pilonidal cyst

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Two pilonidal cysts that have formed in the gluteal cleft of an adult male.

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>>7545440

>pilonidal cyst

I had one of those. That is some painful shit. I hope it's not infected.

>> No.7545499

>>7545492
It was. I'm finally at the end of cicatrization, but it took two years to heal fully.

>> No.7545565

>>7545466
I did the exact same thing... really wish I hadn't.

>> No.7545633

>>7545499

2 years? That's pretty harsh. I just finished up mine, it took about 10 months of not being able to sit down at all. Another cyst appeared almost immediately after it was healed up, I'm seeing a doctor tomorrow to see if it's as bad as it was before. I hate being a hairy NEET.

>> No.7545690

>>7545633
I feel your pain.
Actually, we thought mine had healed after six months but then it opened again and I had two other surgeries.
Thankfully, they seem to have cut some nerves or something because I can't feel anything anymore so I can sit down.

>> No.7545795

>>7545690

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Mine has experienced no pain whatsoever, I COULD sit down but it would have meant that I would have been bleeding all over the place which isn't something I really wanted so I just took it easy and played/browsed from bed instead of my chair. I had an infected blood clot about 1 week after the surgery which was the most painful thing I've experienced in my life but once it was drained I haven't felt a single thing in that area since.

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