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Best Jackie Chan movies he ever made.

Is Suika even capable of getting drunk in the first place..?

>>7545286
Isn't she supposed to always be drunk?

>>7545292
Then it is like she is never drunk..

There aren't enough pictures of Suika in combat. She was the first touhou to be introduced in the first fighting game, she deserves more than just cutesy (or NSFW) pictures.

>>7545300
Then it means she's always capable of drunken brawling.

>>7545323

The battle of the century.

The battle of the last century.

Suika taking active (if unintentional) part in the Battle of the Atlantic on the side of Japan, drinking Britain dry.

>>7545336
Fire breathing!
Gourd smashing!
Suika blocking Goliath's swords with her horns!
Volcanos erupting everywhere!

Maybe riding into battle, maybe just partying with her new BFF.

Bumping for reasons that are apparent in context.

Not really battling, but someone's sure to die soon.

Picturing Suika do the Wobbly Leg shit and then kicking a motherfucker in the face is a miracle of kung fu.

Oh, that's just great.

>>7545421
This got me thinking, how much do you think Suika would weigh? The same as a prepubescent human girl or thousands of tons due to density manipulation?

or both?

>>7545431
Picture Suika instead of Jackie in the video.

Now picture her using her horns too.

Now picture her growing and shrinking in size while doing all these flips and kicks.


How many millions would you give to animate this?

>>7545441

Seeing she changes density rather than actual mass, suppose she always weighs as much as she does at her theoretical maximum size - unless she has the extra weight stashed somewhere else, maybe flying around eavesdropping, or maybe even as separate whole plain-size Suika running around in tons of multiple places simultaneously.
Or maybe it's just magic.

In either case, she doesn't seem to weigh more than what that horrified schoolgirl can carry.
She must be tough as hell.
Wonder who it is?

>>7545470

>How many millions would you give to animate this?

I'm checking my bank account right now.

Looks like I have 66 cents for the cause.

>>7545477
Suika is displeased.

>>7545470

That picture...

Nice job, Anon. Now that you've broken the ancient tradition by stealing the cursed sword and trespassing on the forbidden land, slain the first fifteen colossi and sacrificed your best friend's life, the completion of your quest is near at hand. The final colossus awaits. Godspeed!

Climb around her skirt, poke her in the back, climb onto her hand, poke her in the shoulder, climb onto her other hand, shoot her shoulder with the bow when she turns the back of her hand up. The neck on the back left side of her head is safe when she leans forward.

>>7545496
Can't I like climb and shove some coffee down her throat?

>>7545505

Truly, your cruelty knows no bounds.
In a way, most impressive.

Man, I wish Suika had these moves in Soku.

Well, she already kind of does, but whatever