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/jp/! It's terrible! I'm a NEET and my parents are going to get divorced! (And obviously I live in their basement) What must I do? It's impossible to fix their relation and I'll be thrown away for sure! Any advices?

>> No.7541394

Stop being a NEET.

>> No.7541393

Just stay with the parent that keeps the house (clearly going to be your mother)

>> No.7541398

>>7541394
Terrible advice

>> No.7541406

>>7541393

But my mom doesn't have enough money and my father will certainly keep the house. Oh, and my father is the worst fag ever. Even the most autistic of us would look like a genius next to him.

>>7541394

Impossible.

>> No.7541408
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7541408

Face reality and get a job.

or

Just take it easy.

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7541423

>Face reality and get a job.

But I'm not even at the university ;-(

>Just take it easy.

I think it's the only way...

Did it happen to one of you? How did you deal with it?

>> No.7541426

/jp/! It's terrible! I'm a NEET and my dads job relies entirely on the judicial system and it has a high possibility of being shut down! (And obviously I live in the basement) What must I do? It's impossible to fix the economy and I'll be thrown away for sure! Any advices?

>> No.7541429

>>7541423
I got it out of the way when I was 8.

>> No.7541436

You ever paused to wonder what's the reason your parents are getting a divorce?
It's not because your father is a "fag" or anything like that.
Oh no.
It's you.
Their autistic excuse for a son that is you is the reason their marriage fell apart.

Enjoy living on the street, you deserve it.

>> No.7541449

Haha, you're the reason that your parents are breaking up, you fuck. Kill yourself now, it'll be like a weight off of their chest.

>> No.7541451

Convince them to join one of those anonymous online dating services but hack the servers so your parents end up paired together and falling in love all over again~

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>>7541423
I guess you can try selling your stuff on the internet. Study at home and get a part time job.

If you want to surivive, get need to get out of the basement.

>> No.7541458

>>7541455
*you need to get out of the basement

>> No.7541462

>>7541423
>;-(
You deserve everything that comes your way.

>> No.7541465

>>7541406
>autistic
You use this in a way that implies that autists can't be nice. Troublesome and in-coherent at times perhaps, but they aren't inherent jackasses.

The "autist" thing have truly risen to join the very top ranks of current buzzwords it seems.

>> No.7541472

Hey guys stop! If he kill himself he will directly go to Gensokyo! And that's exactly what we don't want to happen right?

>> No.7541473

>>7541423
I was like 10 when my parents got divorced.
I was so out of touch with my parents, it took me a month to realize my dad hadn't been home in awhile.

>> No.7541483

You've probably been neet for all of 2 weeks since summer vacation started

Go back to /a/ or get a job.

>> No.7541484
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7541484

I got it

Join the army.

>> No.7541489

I'm NEET and my parents just got divorced. It was my mom's second marriage. When they got married I moved to my grandmother's house. I lived with my grandmother for their entire marriage. Nothing changed for me.

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7541498

You're mean /jp/... And I thought you were my only friends and that /jp/ was the only place for people like me...

>> No.7541507

>>7541498
Just forget about it. You know in the end you'll still have a basement, food, and Internet access so stop worrying and just take it easy, as was previously stated.

>> No.7541520

>>7541451

That shit is crazy enough to work.

>> No.7541538

>>7541498
It's just that summer posters wear /jp/ out. Stick around and you will learn why.
There was also a highly successful thread on mental disorders just recently. /jp/ isn't that bad, you just need to know both sides of the coin.

>> No.7541564

>>7541538
>/jp/ isn't that bad
Sounds like a challenge.

>> No.7541611

>>7541564

>Get fail.
>People insulting neets.
>Blaming a in every FUCKING thread.

How can it possibly be worse?

>> No.7541642

You need to get a part-time job. Trust me it's hard for me to leave my room too. But seeing as i need the money i just grin and bare it.

And don't listen to these assholes telling you to kill yourself. Life is hard but you need to live it.

>> No.7541643

>>7541386
Embrace it and get a job. I don't know how long you've been a NEET for, but personally, after 4 years, it takes its toll. Just get going with something 'small-time' and live a nice humble life! No worries, almost no responsibilities and no voices constantly behind your back. In addition, if you live in america or Canada, there is no excuse for not getting a cheap place of your own. Property prices are a complete piss take.

>> No.7541647

>>7541642
>bare
Fucking pet-peeve right there.

>> No.7541887

>>7541647
It's a grizzly affair, that's for sure.

>> No.7541913

>>7541887
I smiled, but you just watch yourself.

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