/jp/ - Otaku Culture

You, OP.

the 4chan one.

I'm not stalking anyone. And no one is stalking me. Fortunately.

I stalk anon

now get out ZUN!bar.

>>7541280
> And no one is stalking me.
That's what you think. A good stalker is never detected until it's too late.

>ZUN!bar

>>7541283
Is that when the magic happens?

Sion-chan

>>7541283

They must be really good then. If it's happening. And they're avoiding telling me the details. I don't think it's happening though. I should be safe.

Oh look, he's making another thread to stroke his cock in, christ you're fucking pathetic

/jp/ - ZUN!bar Culture

>>7541309
>fucking pathetic

I thought those 2 words were only used for a certain Other tripfag

>>7541309

Man, you have to be making a joke. Because if you're serious that's very, very sad, and I pity you.

>>7541313
Jones?

>>7541316
what makes you say that zun!bar?

>>7541318
>Other

>>7541319

I'm sorry for you, I hope you get some help soon. One can only wonder how your parents must feel with an outlook like this.

>>7541323
but ZUN!bar, how can you talk to me about mental problems when you are a veritable garden of them.

Posting Sholan will lure ZUN!bar out.

>>7541323
>A Touhou Roomba is a

>>7541339
That feel when Anon is right.

>ZUN!bar

i'm stalking 44 people to HELL and back
and 51 people are stalking me xD

>>7541326

0/10

You are probably the worst troll i've ever seen.

You must be the one making all these posts and threads, sad. You are probably from /a/ or /soc/ You've come here, seen the ZUN threads and clung to it like a leech, desperate, begging for attention. People have kicked you off and kicked you down, the only satisfaction you can get is to troll in hope someone will talk to you, but we only pity you. Hope you will be sent somewhere where the doses are high, and society will happily pass you by. You are not funny, the meme you try to force every day is not funny. It is shameful. Stop, for your own sake, just stop.

>>7541339
So Sholan will lure ZUN! bar out of anonymously samefagging

I wonder what things lure other tripfags out.

>>7541354
Hah, ZUN!bar. you've eloquently projected

I'm stalking ZUN!bar, Jones, and Sion-chan. The holy trinity.

>>7541354
Better be kopipe, because I was away doing something else for the last 30 minutes.

>>7541362

Poor, poor misguided little child. I wish I could hold you, and quietly let you cry on my shoulder. You must be begging for attention. You must cry every night it hurts in side. I'm so sorry for you. You are refreshing this thread constantly, waiting for me to respond, when someone talks to you, it's the only thing that makes you happy. I'm so sorry for you.

This thread reveals a small corner of the black heart of /jp/.

>the idea of someone stalking me

No one could stalk me even if I were to put my tripcode on right now.

>>7541372
You're so sorry for him you had to tell him twice in the same post?

Who's really the sorry one here?

People who browse /jp/ actually stalk other people who browse /jp/? Wat.

>>7541322
Nope, still losing me.

>>7541368
>holy trinity

It's funny because they're all the same person.

>>7541380

The one who said it twice maybe?

>>7541372
Why so frustrated, zunbar?

>>7541382
Wow you must be new or something, what tripfag has "other" in it, seriously you're slow

>>7541381

As long as they're not stalking me, they can stalk whoever the hell they want.

I want to rape ZUN!bar and hear him squeal like a little girl while the act is being performed.

>>7541385

Why did it take so long to respond to me my child? Were you crying? Do you need to talk to me? Because I am here for you.

>>7541388
>Anonymous

>>7541392
Actually that wasn't me, I don't know about you but I got bored of trolling you

There's no way someone could be stalking me, I only post once of twice a month.

>>7541396

Okay, you made me laugh. But seriously, I don't want any stalkers.

>>7541397

Sure it wasn't my child, that's why you've getting so sad.. so hurt, you were begging for my responses. You were hurting inside. You wanted to feel better so bad that you Troll, but isn't true Trolling making the other person understand he has been trolled?

Now ask yourself.

Why have you been talking to me for so long?

I do enjoy playing with you kids, your emotions are so predictable.

>>7541407
I said come in, don't stand there.

>>7541355
>>I wonder what things lure other tripfags out.

Doesn't everyone have something? Like for some anons/trips it's a certain touhou, or for others their favorite type-moon or whatever.

>>7541412
and what is my current emotion, please predict it

>>7541419

Classic deflection, that means I was true. It must hurt you, it must hurt you real badly. You must wish people loved you. The truth is sadly.

Noone does.

>>7541419
Quite obviously confusion.

>>7541412

>>7541425
Hey, u mad!

>>7541430

I guess I was correct in identifying you were from /a/ or /soc/, using 3DPD macros, of Michael Cera no less? How depressed can you get.

It must hurt to be that useless at trolling, the only one you've hurt is yourself.

I wallow in your sadness.

I wish I were a moderator so I could ban everybody in this thread.

And that's why I'm not a moderator.

>>7541438
But
I've been on /jp/ since 2002!you are the newfriend here!

>>7541438

>>7541445

Using "u mad" and "new friend" memes. Macros of 3DPD, and you say you've been on /jp/ since 2002. Oh, you amuse me so much, it makes me erect with delight.

>>7541425
only no, i just got back from fapping, sorry.

like it or not, you're talking to more than one person

>>7541453
Oh I forgot, it was actually 2004.

And hey, you sound frustrated, are you frustrated newfriend?

>>7541459

Sure I am, sure I am.. just like how I am ZUN, anything, anything you can say to be right, while your ego is being slowly widdled away in piecemeal. Saying that /jp/ has been here for 9 years. How low can you get.

You are desperate, so very desperate. It delights me so.

How could people want to stalk ZUN!bar

theres nothing interesting about him

>>7541463

Hmm, one minute after the previous post. I wonder why. So desperate.

>>7541464
Now what happened to the "i wish you could cry on my shoulder" business, now you've degraded to the "ur mad maks me hard"

boring

>>7541467
Me on the right.

>>7541469
Irony?
Oh I get it!
You are frustrated are you!

And I was kidding, it was 2003 to be more exact.

>>7541471

I love to hold children like you, to show them how low they have sunk. When their will has completely broken it amuses me. Their sadness makes me happy. I can understand their lonliness and I feed off it. It delights me. The more you rage, the angrier you get, the more you cry.. The less you can win.

>>7541478
>BAWWWWWWWWWW
Cry more baby!

>>7541485

It's already happened. Beautiful.

Will anyone stalk me if I put on a tripcode? I'm pretty lonesome.

>>7541491
Yummy!
Delicious tears of Zunbar!

>>7541494

Why would you want to be stalked? Even if you're lonely.

With the amount of posts I make with intertwining details, I imagine it'd be quite easy for someone to stalk me using the archive.

Maybe someone actually is stalking me and just has no way to contact me.

>>7541495

Projection, lovely.. Only a few more steps until acceptance. You see you never even had a chance. You are an amateur, when you finally snap, you will realize you never could win, that even at your best. No matter how hard you tried, you were nothing. You were nobody. Soon it will be time to take out the dirty laundry

>>7541502
Hey newfriend!
You are frustrated aren't you?

>>7541499
I don't mean being stalked for any DEVIOUS reason, silly.

>>7541494
using pictures is the second best way to get stalked.

>>7541494
No. It isn't in the cards.

>>7541510

I still don't know why you'd want to be stalked though.

>>7541508

Try more, you are getting weaker, I want to know you went out giving your all, so you realize that at your hardest, you never had a chance to win.

>>7541494
Why would you want that?

>>7541494
I would, but stalking is too much effort.

>>7541517

You are the most annoying and weird piece of shit I've seen on /a/

>>7541522

Weaker.. fading.. you are already losing. Too bad, you were hardly a challenge to defeat.. so sad.

>>7541517
You are the most annoying and weird piece of shit I've seen on /jp/

>>7541494
No, but don't fear for death stalks the most lively of men.

So you just need to go live life and Out of the corner of your eye you'll see her, scythe at the ready.

She'll swing and swing but will you let her catch you?

>>7541518
cute lures hermit out

do people still use irc in 2011? I really hope not

This thread is bakas

>>7541522
>>7541526
You must spend a lot of time on /a/ to make a mistake like that.

>>7541517
Ha!
You are indeed very frustraded.

Do you have an ass sore?

I'm not yandere enough to stalk anybody

I do kinda wish I had a yandere stalker though. If nothing else, I'd probably be inspired to get my life a bit more in order.

>>7541511
What's the first way? Is it being a girl?

>>7541515
It's like having a friend who is REALLY interested in what you're doing, isn't it? As long as it's not some creepy dude, then I don't see how the attention would hurt.

>>7541536

It really is quite sad. He has already lost. Sad.

>>7541541
Everyone on this board is a creepy dude.

Are you retarded or something?

He's always there, watching. Taking note of my every move, tracking each miniscule unfinished thought that echos through my mind, seeing what shapes me, seeing the cycles of emotions I go through each month.

A quiet observer. Calm and patient. When one spends so much time watching others their mannerisms and personal memes become yours. You can feel the mental routines they go through, it's as if they're a broken record, you notice the limitations of consciousness as it appears to be nothing more than a machine.

>>7541536

It was a very weird brain fart, I stopped visiting /a/ 1 1/2 years ago, even I don't know why I said /a/

>>7541545
No they're not.

I bet there are some cuties here.

>>7541536
And you must have pain in the ass to be this frustrated!
xD

>>7541551

You've revealed your true colors, cut your losses, you've lost, kid. Delight in the pain. It's the only attention you will ever get.

>>7541552
You are retarded or something.

Okay well good luck with that.

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>>7541543
And you are replying too fast, must be butthurt?

>>7541556

I'm not the guy you were talking to... . I just wanted to say that you are annoying and weird.

>>7541552
Okay now you're getting ridiculous, you should stop now.

>>7541559
Did you expect anything less from a tripfag thread?

>>7541556
>>7541551
Hey Zunbar!
You are samefagging now?
How butthurt can you get!

>>7541561

So sad, so depressing. You were hardly worth a challenge.

>>7541557
Our definitions of 'creepy' are probably skewed. I mean somebody who is of an annoying Ted Bundy type, with nothing to offer but redundant bullshit. The posts that ZUN!bar get are cool. They're cool to read. I wish I was that creative with my writing. It's cool.

>>7541567

You are both fucking retarded.

>>7541566
Wasn't even a tripfag thread, just zun!bar autofellation and some weird anon running about using 10x too many words to say "u mad?"

oh and a little discussion on stalking.

>>7541568
Hey you are admiting defeat!?

You gonna cry more or just admit defeat!

>>7541571
So...

What are you wearing?

>>7541566
Yes. I expected it to be dead on arrival.

>>7541579

You've already lost, when you finally break, you will be gone, crying in your special corner. Holding a pillow to your chest. Begging your father not to beat you again.

Looks like Zunbar is gone...
Probably crying alone in his room...

>>7541587
Oh Zunbar is back!
And crying even more!

>>7541541
to some probably. i hate women so i always ignore them when possible. i meant being a tripcode user is the number one way with posting certain pictures all the time is the second.

>>7541590

Very original child. I guess it is nature to mimic your betters. But try not to copy their post immediately it's just poor taste. Such a failure.

>>7541595
but how do you stalk that? with tripcodes maybe if they use the name elsewhere on the internet, but reading all of their posts hardly counts as stalking.

>>7541559

Can't even figure out what Anon is talking about ITT.

>>7541580

>>7541606
Looks comfortable. I was hoping you'd be naked though.

>>7541613
I'm blushing!!

>>7541601
You posted faster than me Zunbar.

That's some serious case of butthurt zunbar.

>>7541623

What took you so long, were you tired of copying all my words that I have used to cut through your lonely, little soul?

>>7541603
valid point. if you follow them around and post in their threads wouldn't that count though?

why no one stalk me

I stalk IN elite.
I want him to come back to /g/. ;_;

>>7541630
Hey the copying words excuse is getting old!
Learn a new one Zunbar!

>>7541606
is that really you? you seem like you're 13 years old. i think all the pedophiles on /jp/ prefer little girls. not sure there is many nimba members.

>>7541633
not really, just sounds like a tagalong, now if you bothered them about being them in every thread maybe, but then you get the shitposter label and ruin their own reputation

>>7541645

Oh my, you are running out of arguments that you have to resort to mine. So pathetic.

Every time I decide to come back to /jp/, I see stupid shit like this at the top of the front page.

Maybe it is for the best.

>>7541649
That's better Zunbar.

Let's see what you can do more.

Why are you so butthurt?

>>7541646
I searched "shirt pajama pants sandals" on Google and that was the most accurate I could find.

>>7541653
You should know better than to come back here.

>>7541655

Zunbar, is that what you will scream in bed as I plough your pathetic, virginal ass?

>>7541653
What? You don't find a tripfag having fun with his IRC friends hilarious?

This thread is pure concentrated autism.
It's off the fucking charts.

>>7541662

Fuck you you piece of shit. Yeah you're right this has been Zunbar this entire time but fuck you. I'm done with this and never posting on /jp/ again!!!

>>7541653
Its perhaps what happens when ghost boards get tossed

and those ears look really weird.

>>7541672

You wish I was Zunbar, you are clearly homosexual for the man.

>>7541662
That's not a nice thing to say, Zunbar.

Be more polite.

>>7541673
What is a ghost board?

>>7541679

Polite, but you don't want it to be polite. You want it to be filthy.

>>7541664
I can't even talk in IRC.

Like seriously an hour ago I typed out this long sentence in IRC but then I went NOPE.JPG and backspaced it all out of existence before I could hit enter.

>>7541683
You're just that new aren't you

It WAS the ability to post in threads on /jp/'s thread archive even after said thread was gone from /jp/.

>>7541688

>ZUN!bar

>>7541688

>>7541688
>ZUN!bar

>>7541704
Die in a sea of unending fire.

>>7541705
>>7541702
funny how zunbar gets a lot of hate except for the one guy who would probably start violently thrusting if he were to see zunbar on the street

>ZUN!bar

>>7541688
>I typed out this long sentence in IRC

It's not a forum ZUNbar.

>>7541664
>>>/b/

>>7541710
>violently thrusting
>quietly mumble to himself with an awkward grin on his face, making his dull and tedious day somehow worth it

>>7541715
Well OK it was like 7-8 words. I dunno, but I seem to do it quite a lot for some reason.

>>7541707

>>7541734
Well at least
that's better
than people who
type like
this

>>7541688
I post on a few forums, and I do this like five times a day.

I know that feel, bro. I know that feel.

>ZUN!bar