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It was a sad day for Gensokyo, and regrettably also its last.

>> No.7519067
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No Kratos, you have to use danmaku. Also, you have to do more than pressing kiddie combos to execute unbelievable moves.

>> No.7519075
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I doubt Kratos would be able to take what Suwako can dish out.

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>>7519075
I bet their encounter ends in fierce, uncontrollable, Earth-shattering sex for weeks.

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Naturally, for some it was worse than for others.

>> No.7519098

Kratos would probably only decapitate tenshi out of all the touhou "gods"

>> No.7519102

>>7519084
When Suwako is on the case it's only natural.

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>>7519084
That's neither witty nor amusing. Go sexualize someone else's waifu.

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>>7519106
I'm a different guy and let me tell you.
Your waifu is definitely a slut.

>> No.7519149

>>7519106
Suwako is a canon slut

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>>7519106
I didn't say it to be witty. Suwako is one of the few touhous who would take that approach. Not really a slut, but like all strong touhous, she's more than meets the eye.

>> No.7519323

Nobody posted youmuhatqte.jpg yet? It should be obligatory.

>> No.7519330

Kratos enters Gensokyo, slaughters the faeries, collapses the SDM, burns down the forest of magic, knocks down the walls of Hakugyokurou, puts the immortals on ice, crushes youkai mountain, slays all the gods, sinks the flying ship, downs the Enma herself and marches into hell itself to destroy the sun.

As he ascends the steps of Hakurei Shrine, the ragged band of the last survivors gathers with grim but futile determination in their hearts, as Keine feverishly pens the final chapters of Gensokyo's history before it all comes tumbling down.

But THEN Yukari shows up and goes like "Oh man, that was some *yawn* good sleep. Hey, what's going on here? Kratos is trying to destroy all of Gensokyo? Huh. Fancy that."

Then she waves her fan or something.

Gap opens.

Kratos falls into gap.

Everything's back to normal.

Game Over.

And that's how overpowered Yukari is.

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>>7519330

>> No.7519349

>>7519057
Kratos is the worst Gary Stu.

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>>7519330
Kratos ain't got shit on my Touhouian Thanatos

>> No.7519358

>>7519348
If you thought she looked overpowered here, the long version makes her look about a dozen times stronger.

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>>7519349
Come to think of it, he's the Ebony Way of Greek mythology.

>> No.7519361

>>7519330
Reimu is actually worse, if you can believe that.

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