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>>7500100
O.O

Race you.

What's that a miyako thread?

why of course, I could use some female company of the 2d persuasion.

miyako suddenly shoots up in my touhou rankings from almost last place to somewhere just below the middle.

>>7500100
>>7500127
I'm laughing. I shouldn't be.

sigh

Aww, c'mere you.

>>7500175

Something bothering you, Necro?

You ever have a great night that leaves a sour taste in your mouth?

what is going on here?

>>7500185

I'm not sure I want to hear about it, but yeah... I've had experiences that at first seemed great but didn't feel so hot about afterward.

We can feel bad together, though. The Tigers lost again.

>>7500182
Feeling guilty because of something that happened tonight but know its not my fault and I'm not even related to it.

I'm just dumb.

>>7500198

Yeah, you're kind of dumb but I wouldn't have you any other way. No homo.

You know I feel bad about a lot of things I have no control over so we're in the same boat tonight.

>>7500206

>same boat

Yeah.

Just you, me, and the zombie.

>>7500195
I'm fine and its nothing crazy like them never finding her body.

Bro with Ho trouble you know.

>>7500214

Shut up and feel bad with me.

This song has nothing to do with zombies.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ejga4kJUts

>>7500204
I know I shouldn't be finding this as arousing as I do...but

>>7500222

>I shouldn't be finding this as arousing as I do

What's the matter? You don't want to have sex with dead girls?

>>7500218
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6t5PO8ZVps
That does.

I'm fairly sure a dead girl wouldn't have much of a sex drive.

>>7500228
Not particularly, but those fucking hips...

>>7500218
I think you might be just a tad more miserable friend.

Ah the only cranberries song I can ever remember, not because its titled zombie but because of an old music collection cd commercial that played the IN YOUR HEAD part really loud and was on quite often.

Have I mentioned that I love her expressive offuda? Because I do.

>You don't want to have sex with dead girls?
I can't speak for that anon, but personally I don't.

Now, if they're reanimated and warm, that's a different story.

>>7500218
>>7500230
I would have gone with something like

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6t5PO8ZVps

>>7500235

She has other bits you might find appealing.

>>7500239

I wouldn't try dragging you down if that wasn't the case.

Misery loves company. What are friends for, huh?

>>7500242
Not that I'm a fan of undead erotica or something but the fire in the loins is usually one sided even with a nice cool girl.

It's a little known fact that appearance of the the Chinese zombie in Gensokyo significantly predates Ten Desires.

>>7500253
or the last!

probably if it sells well

>>7500253
Man, every time I see that variety of pistol I think of Han Solo.

This was nice I should do it more often.

>>7500266
that's because han solo's blaster is just a modified c96 mauser. The finest handgun ever made.

>>7500268

All better now?

Good.

These aren't reposts they are reanimated images.

You know, I was actually a much happier guy before I came back to /jp/.

>>7500319
Then leave

>>7500323

I would be lying if I said I haven't been seriously considering it lately.

I spend all day here and I don't even enjoy it most of the time.

Pardon the whining.

>>7500323
That's not very nice.

>>7500336

You could always post regularly on /sp/.

Though likely not with that name.

>>7500342
Shameimaru Aya is my running back?

>>7500338

I thought it was good advice. I don't come here for good advice, though. I'm here because I don't want to deal with the judgment (real or imagined) of the people I know.

Why haven't you finished school yet? Why don't you have a real job yet? Why don't you drive when you have a license? Why don't you go out more often?

What the hell is wrong with me tonight?

>>7500342

You've been eaten by a Pettigrue!3y3ijHUKl
Gym Shorts!3y3ijHUKl

Posting anonymous on /sp/ is fine. It's not like it's fun having a tripcode... I only do it for Aya.

>>7500351
I like you more now, please stay.

>>7500336
That's interesting to hear. You're one of the better posters around here.

>>7500351
Don't worry about whining. Just get it all out then take it easy~

>>7500336
>I spend all day here and I don't even enjoy it most of the time.
;_;

>>7500350
Probably Jimmy Howard is my Goalie or something.

>>7500362

I thought it was obvious that I was kind of a loser.

Maybe I should have whined more in those NEET threads.

>>7500358

>>7500368
The whole sports deal probably obfuscated it.

>>7500251
>usually one sided even with a nice cool girl.
Don't you mean especially with a cool girl? Since they're only warm when they're, you know, alive.

>>7500374

I think it's pretty funny when I creep Necro out with my passion for sports.

Actually, it's fun creeping him out in general.

>>7500365
>>7500367

All I have are these image threads... and the occasional VN thread.

>>7500400
So?

>>7500416

They're not here all day and they're a bit boring sometimes.

>>7500396

You know, Prinny... I should thank you for being so nice to me. So, thanks for being so nice to me.

>>7500400
The only thing on /jp/ that is anywhere near creepy is kigurumi.

But whatever helps you sleep at night.