/jp/ - Otaku Culture

when i came out of my moms puss

>>7497664
>sex
>with 3DPD
Gross.

1933

Never.

>>7497669
How have you been alive that long?

Never and because masturbation scratches the itch perfectly and allows me to get one with my day I doubt I'll be having sex for quite some time.

Um... It's been so long, so I guess I forgot. Ehehe~

Ask your mother.

December 2009. Was mediocre.

Never, I'm one year away from becoming a wizard!

3 years, I think
it wasn't very good

last night and it wasn't my wife

last week,
girlfriend is like full-time employment though,
/jp/ is convenient for shortening lurking time
please don't bring 3d into here, please.

Freshman year of college

Was meh

Either two year ago, or last year. Don't remember. But she was a chinese hooker and i was in Japan desperate for asian poon. Her rate was around 30 000 yen which is the common value here in Norway (2000 kr)

When i was in Vietnam back in '68.

Except it was manpussy and not a chick. We shot the chicks.

>>7497913
she gotta be the best fucking prostitute of the area bro.

30k yen is overpriced.... you can get a decent girl for just 16k

When I was 15... Wow 5 years.

>>7497928
No idea. She approaced me, and seeing that it was a similar price like back home, i just went with it.

But yeah, if i cared, it would probably be negotiable down to 20k

Lost it at age 13, eight years ago.

1.5 month ago, and I'm happy even without it. Fapping is equally good.

>>7497873
me too! ;_;
wait, you become a wizard at 40, right?

December 31, 1979 at 23:59:59

i am an homosexual

>>7497664
2 and half months ago :(
I miss my gf T_T
Cant w8 that this months passes and I can go back to Japan

Lost my virginity when I was 12, with a 18 years old girl. It was 10 years ago. I still dream about it.

>>7498230

She's already cheated on you several times while you've been away bro, sorry

>>7498230
I could've reported this thread, but I decided to report you instead.

6-7 years ago. I'm not even kidding.

>>7498246
hard to believe considering, that she is working everyday hard and that she asked me to that we buy each other engagement rings.

Looks like the king will get married :)

>>7498774
That doesn't really prove anything.
For all you know she fucked every guy she works with.

3 weeks ago

my stepsister

Last night with my wife.

>3DPD

Seriously, why would anyone want to have sex with an actual woman? It seems profoundly wrong in so many ways.

12 years ago. But I think you could call it rape.

I was the one who got raped, not her.

You lose your virginity, you lose your /jp/ member card.

If you weren't a virgin before coming here; you are allowed in the club.

Never. I'm a cumdumpster here on vacation.

never am I missing out? I always thought fapping is better at the end of the day.

>>7498934
>If you weren't a virgin before coming here; you are allowed in the club.
That's a stupid rule.
It allows normals and sluts to come here.

>>7498963
And we certainly can't be letting that kind of rabble into our secret club.

>>7498977
Of course not, they are the worst shit posters out there.