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/a/ here.
I'm aware that touhous sort of fill the waifu function on this board.
So, since I'm familiar with the usual requirements surrounding the waifu phenomenon, I've been wondering - are the touhous actually virgins?

>> No.7496667

No one knows. Anyone that tells you otherwise is lying.

>> No.7496670

Many Touhous are hundreds or thousands of years old, and it would be silly to think they hadn't had sex in all that time.

>> No.7496672
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>>7496667
Yes, they are all virgins.

>> No.7496671

>>7496667
Wouldn't their father know?

>> No.7496676

Sanae is famous for being a slut.

Not that I care, one thing is having had sex a few times and another completely different thing is having beef drapes from so much fucking sex.

>> No.7496677

>>7496671

If you're talking ZUN since he made them, he hasn't said anything about it.

>>7496672

I choose to believe that until evidence shows otherwise. Chances are it will never appear though since this is the sort of series that isn't meant to answer those sorts of questions for the most part, at least that's how I see it.

>> No.7496682

The less Zun reveals about his characters, the more leeway the fanon is given to write in whatever they want.

Any touhou can be a virgin/non virgin (other than Suwako) depending on the preference of the one you ask.

>> No.7496694

Since when do we give serious answers when a thread starts with "/a/ here" ?

>> No.7496702

>>7496677
No I mean the girls actual father.

>> No.7496707

>>7496694
I just noticed that. Jolted right up I did.

>> No.7496708

>>7496682
>>7496671
This is how I think it is:
ZUN probably thinks most of them (except a few such as Sanae and MAYBE Reimu and Marisa) as non-virgins, but is afraid of saying anything on the matter because of the potential otaku reaction.

And come on, it's just extremely unlikely that someone like Kanako, Yuuka or the onis haven't tasted dick.

>> No.7496710

>>7496702

As if any of them are shown. Don't even know if they're alive.

>> No.7496712

Why does /a/ always feel the need to state where they're from? No one gives a shit.

>> No.7496722

The only one that is known to not be a virgin is Suwako. Everything else is just retarded speculation with no basis and or Touhou fans being Touhou fans.

>> No.7496720

>/a/ here

Reported for gaia

>> No.7496724

Has ZUN ever said anything about Touhous and romance, being lesbians, etc?

He used to put suggestive lines in his games.

>> No.7496728

>>7496712
Because you react to it.

>> No.7496730

>>7496708

Unlikely as it may seem, it's not impossible. Even so, I won't count it out. I feel as if it's left out not because of those reactions, but because it doesn't seem that important. If you made some game series, would you feel the need to state which characters are virgins and which aren't?

>> No.7496749

>>7496730
No, obviously it's not important to ZUN, but he's bound to have had tons of questions about it by now.
He could have easily said - sure, most of them are adult women. When he hasn't answered it's probably because of the way otaku and even the japanese public in general view this issue.

>> No.7496756

>>7496724
Why would they?
There are plenty of males in Gensokyo.
And those "suggestive lines" are meaningless.
Nothing ever said in a danmaku fight should be taken seriously.
They just exchange cool phrases and then shoot each other

>> No.7496760

>>7496749

I guess. Admittedly that's the kind of question I wouldn't answer either, simply because making an answer would be too much effort. But I can't really say what his intentions are. It's not like we'll ever know.

>> No.7496763

>>7496722
Strictly speaking, how do we know that Suwako isn't a virgin?

Some frog species are known to be parthenogentic.

>> No.7496765

>>7496763
But Suwako was never a frog, she is a god.

>> No.7496766

>>7496728
So they're trolling? In that case, reported.

>> No.7496768

>>7496749
I think most creators don't make it a habit to respond to every retarded and pointless question fans may ask them. I doubt it has any relation to your Sankaku-fueled delusions.

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7496773

what is touhou?

>> No.7496787

>>7496763
Do gods even have gender? Suwako could have done a Zeus on some lady for all we know.

>> No.7496840

>>7496768
/a/ here. What's wrong with Sankaku?

>> No.7496880

>>7496840
if you have to ask you really don't belong here

>> No.7496883

When was it stated that Suwako isn't a virgin?

Yes I'm a newfag to Touhou.

>> No.7496886

>>7496840
Are you even from /a/?

>> No.7496887

fucking hell, some retard from /a/ makes a "waifu thread" of all things, using terms as retarded as "the waifu phenomenon", and you autists actually grace it with serious replies purely because it's to do with zomg virginity

fucking pathetic, everyone in here is reported so hard I fell off my chair and ejected into outer space where I found a massive satelite that I'm going to use to send every single one of you fucking spastics back to /a/ where you can discuss your "pure waifuz ^___^" with the rest of your kind

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>>7496883
It was never stated outright, but the reason we know is right here.

>> No.7496890

>>7496883
Sanae is Suwako's descendant.

>> No.7496891

>>7496883
Sanae is Suwako's descendent.
Beyond that, nothing is known. Suwako might even be her great-great-etc-grandFATHER for all we know.

>> No.7496895

>>7496890
>>7496891
Does sanae even know, btw?

>> No.7496899

Target: everyone ITT
Function: One-way teleportation
Destination: >>>/a/, >>>/dannychoo/, >>>/sankaku/

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>>7496895
She knows she's got divine blood. That's all I know.

>> No.7496901

>>7496886
Alright, I'm actually from crunchy. Don't beat on me, minna-san ;__;

>> No.7496904

Isn't the general /jp/ consensus something like
"TOUHOUS I LIKE: VIRGINS
YOUHOUS I DON'T LIKE: SLUTS"
?

>> No.7496905

>>7496899
why are you angry?

>> No.7496906

>>7496895
She finds out in SA I think.

>> No.7496909

>>7496722
>The only one that is known to not be a virgin is Suwako.

That's not true. The only thing we know is that she's Sanae's ancestor. But that doesn't mean she had to have sex or even get birth to someone to create the bloodline. It's a magical, fantastic setting, and in those settings, virgin births of gods' children aren't unheard of (compare: Jesus).

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>>7496906
The only thing Sanae found out in SA is that common sense might have value after all.

>> No.7496913

>>7496909
Even so, babby broke her hymen.

>> No.7496916

>>7496911
Another thing, where does that "Sanae is a slut" meme come from?

>> No.7496917

>>7496905

I don't have to explain myself to your kind

Soon my glorious satellite will beam you and the rest of these faggots back to the sewers they came from

Enjoy /jp/ while you can

>> No.7496919

>>7496916
The internet.

>> No.7496928

>>7496913
Even if she did, her hymen could be intact now. She's just appearing as a little girl at her own whims.

>> No.7496958

>>7496916
Unlike most touhous Sanae grew up in our world.
And like most hot girls her age it's unlikely she's not a total whore.

>> No.7497001

>>7496670
>it would be silly to think they hadn't had sex in all that time.
Why?
They grew up in a time where people still had morals.
Their entire society has stayed the same during all that time, so it wouldn't be strange.

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