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7494480 No.7494480 [Reply] [Original]

Why is Sudo so fat?

>> No.7494493

He has a wife now. He get's home cooked meals every day. That would fatten anyone up.

>> No.7494489

because off-topic anime image, reported

>> No.7494500

Not eating meals.

>> No.7494497

Genetics!

>> No.7494505

Lack of exorcize.

>> No.7494503
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7494503

>I was 330 pounds at one point

>> No.7494512

Eating to much junk food.

>> No.7494519

Because he sits on his arse all day eating cake and chips masturbating to Rin figurines.

>> No.7494523
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7494523

Too much /jp/ and too many corn dogs.

>> No.7494527
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7494527

>>7494503
>Sudo.jpg

>> No.7494531

OGM

>> No.7494544

No body knows, but his mother is a land whale too.

>> No.7494542

>>7494527
stay loose, /jp/

>> No.7494541
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7494541

I'm not anymore, see (>>7494483).

>> No.7494550

why do you faggots pick on sudo so much? sion and jewnes are worse. i liked it better when people made fun of sion and jewnes daily.

>> No.7494552

>>7494544
Please don't say that, it's so hurtful. There are plenty of genuinely nice, peaceful whales out there whose reputation you're destroying simply by associating them with Sudo.

>> No.7494566

>>7494552
I'm sorry, I'd like to apologize to all the genuinely nice Whales out there whom I offended.

>> No.7494570

>>7494550
Because it's more fun and easier to poke fun at Sudo.

>> No.7494578

>>7494570
only because he has greater surface area to poke

>> No.7494581

>>7494570
>Because /jp/ is a hivemind and thinks I'm fat because one random person said I was once with no evidence

>> No.7494588

>>7494581

Because his words is better than yours. you have lied too many times before.

>> No.7494599

>>7494588
Like about not being fat, for example.

>> No.7494600

>>7494581
Then why do you always get so worked up about it?

>> No.7494602
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>>7494588
>his words
>suggesting one random Anonymous is identifiable from another

>> No.7494610
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>>7494588
>>7494599
>>7494600

>> No.7494615

Sudo you are barely interesting today. Come back when you are willing to admit all of your shortcomings and have a general ability to not get worked up about shit being said.

>> No.7494621
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>>7494600
I don't actually care what people believe, it's utterly irrelevant.

>> No.7494626

>>7494503
>>7494527

Damn, son. Ever hear of plastic surgery and getting that shit removed?

>> No.7494639

>>7494621
You're lying again, stop lying, liar.

>> No.7494644
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7494644

Ever wondered why Sudo takes ages to reply sometimes? It's because he has to edit out all the excess letters his enormous corn dog fingers have added into what he was typing

>> No.7494654

Damn, Sudo is getting owned left and right.

>> No.7494651
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>>7494615
Nice thinly-veiled "u mad" post.
>>7494626
I did get the excess skin from losing weight removed, look in the Homura thread.

>> No.7494655

>>7494644
I heard he had a custom build keyboard, each key is separated by a 5CM gap.

>> No.7494656

Sudo is so fat it's takes a plane and two taxis just to get on his good side.

>> No.7494658

>>7494644
nah, the government bought him a dialling wand

>> No.7494662

>>7494654
Which is funny, because Sudo can't even turn left or right without the aid of a crane.

>> No.7494673

Sudo is so fucking fat that he is used in support groups to make people who are less overweight than him feel better about themselves.

>> No.7494676

Sudo is so fat, he has to take his showers outside in the field when it's raining.

>> No.7494678
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>>7494644
I usually reply pretty promptly if I'm not doing something else.

>> No.7494683

Sudo is so fat he has to take a shit out in the yard like a dog because he breaks every fucking toilet he sits on.

>> No.7494688

Sudo is so fucking fat he freebases butter.

>> No.7494689

Sudo is so fat, he shows up on radar.

>> No.7494695
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7494695

beep beep
taxi for sudo

>> No.7494699
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7494699

Sudo is so fat, he breaks more chairs than Shiki

>> No.7494710

Sudo is so fat, he was attacked by the Japanese military because they thought he was the offspring of Godzilla.

>> No.7494711
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>>7494699
My chair is pretty beat up, but it's from my cat constantly sharpening his claws on it.

>> No.7494718

Sudo is so fat, he uses a longsword to pick his teeth.

>> No.7494720

Poor Sudo.

It's okay, the birds nesting in your folds can comfort you.

>> No.7494725

Sudo is so fat, he fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck.

>> No.7494729

Sudo is so fat when he visited the ocean in Japan, the fishermen mistook him for a whale and poached him.

>> No.7494736
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7494736

My face when Sudo was fat near me

>> No.7494738

Those numbers that we thought identified a post aren't actually numbers, it's sudo's weight, and they're always increasing.

>> No.7494742
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>>7494736
Go back to being dead, Tidus.

>> No.7494747

In High School all the girls were jealous of Sudo, because he had bigger boobs than they did.

>> No.7494762
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>>7494742
You're just jelly cause I'm a famous Blitzball player. I think you'd get along well with my dad, he's a whale too.

>> No.7494764

Sudo's tear ducts are so large that when he cries he floods the entire state.

>> No.7494768

>>7494764

And then he sinks and drowns because he's FAT.

>> No.7494770
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>>7494762

Fuck you, I smiled.

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>>7494768

>And then he sinks and drowns

I'm drowning anon! Help me!!!

>> No.7494819
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>>7494762
You aren't even real.

>> No.7494863

Who is sudo even quoting? I fear he has finally succumb to his fat.

>> No.7494887
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>>7494819
If I'm not real then explain how I'm posting.

>> No.7494890

BUMP

...is the sound Sudo makes with every step

>> No.7494892

>>7494863
He talks to his fat.

>> No.7494903
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>>7494887
Are you really posting?

>> No.7494912
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7494912

stop bullying sudo... i like him..

>> No.7494924

I think it'd be pretty fun if all these posts were by Sudo.

No offense to Sudo, of course. Just thought it would be amusing.

>> No.7494925

>>7494912
Go to bed, sudo.

>> No.7494991
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>>7494925
No, I'm busy playing Dragon Nest.

>> No.7495001

>>7494991

Is that what you call posting on /jp/?

>> No.7495012
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>>7495001
I'm multitasking.

>> No.7495052

Sudo, have you considered a low carb diet? Not that that shit works, but since people in general eat mostly carbs, a low carb diet is also a calorie deficient diet, thus causing you to lose weight regardless.

>> No.7495053

>>7495012
More like multifatting

>> No.7495066
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>>7495052
I already lost all the weight I needed to. I went from 330 pounds to 140.

>> No.7495071

>>7495066
That sounds a bit on the underweight side, now...

>> No.7495080

>>7495071
It can't be helped.

>> No.7495084

>>7495080
Did you lose all that fat without gaining any muscle? Any loose skin?

>> No.7495092

>>7495084
I didn't gain any muscle because I was anorexic and just never ate pretty much. I had loose skin but got surgery to remove it.

>> No.7495093

>>7495084
Skinny-fat master race

>> No.7495093,1 [INTERNAL] 

lmao I remember this tthread.

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