/jp/ - Otaku Culture

It doesn't make you a bad person, but I believe what you want to do is bad. But whatever, that's just me.

You underestimate the power of Oni vaginal muscles, they can cleave a man in two.

Think of Jaws with less teeth, tighter, and more power.

I wish Yuugi would rape me instead ;_;

>>7492285
I wonder what straight Oni rape would look like.

>>7492294
Devastation in a 100 mile radius.

>>7492275
Agreed, but I doubt an anon from /jp/ would be able to do it...

>>7492275
Yes, it makes you bad. Second point is irrelevant, since saying Oni are a bit strong is like saying water is a bit wet.

>>7492288
This, I seem to have a thing for dominant women.

>>7492320
Indeed... a single /jp/ alone can't do it... but perhaps as a group 5...

Raping an oni that way seems to be impossible, considering that they're ni-invulnerable so unless you're inserting a jackhammer into her moist caverns then you're not going to inflict the kind of injuries you want.

>>7492492
>Mental image of dozens of /jp/ers desperately trying to pin down a raging Yuugi, people being tossed around like ragdolls with their trousers down

I like her just because she IS so strong and assertive.

Reverse raping would be much better.

>>7492538

Yeah, I doubt an army of us could stop her. It's for the best though. I wouldn't go through with something like that.

>>7492275
I had a girl lay like that for me once. It was offputting.

>>7492539
Indeed.

>>7492554
>Read translation

The only correct respones is "MA'AM YES MA'AM!"

>>7492492
>>7492538
>implying there are more than 3 people in /jp/

Rape and humiliation is more pleasing the stronger and assertive that the victim is.

>>7492275
If I were a dyke I would have Yuugi raping me.

>>7492580

I'm not sure if having my pelvis smashed to a million pieces would be considered pleasurable.

>>7492539
Where's her left arm?
It looks like a stub.

>>7492728
above her boob.

>>7492594
If you are unable to subdue the victim, then it's not rape, now is it?

>>7492538
sign me up

>>7492764

No, but I'd rather not die.

>>7492538

Yuugi fending off all of /jp/ immersed up to the ribs in beer from the sky with lightning strikes and all?

It could be done. It should be done.

I'd rather just stealthily insult her to make her feel self conscious and want to seek my approval.

Its not rape if they're crazy and all girls are crazy.

>>7493520

>stealthily insult her

Enjoy your invasive brain exam.

I'd rather rape the quiet subdued ones. They seem to have it coming more.

>Wants to hurt and rape Yuugi
FUCK YOU!

Yuugi is love.

Besides, Yuugi should be the one raping you.

Its okay you wouldn't understand the taking advantage of drunk girls racket.

I find the idea of breaking her sort of like breaking a really magnificent, beautiful horse so that it does what you want. You ruin it if you succeed, and destroy the ideal that you enjoyed in the first place.

>>7493559
can't rape the willing

>>7493565
That is if your ideal horse is the beautiful wild stallion.

The only ones left are just the rabid ones just pretending.

Am I the only one in /jp/ that is disgusted by Yuugi?

>>7493562

In Former Hell, drunk girls take advantage of you.

>>7493593
Depends on what you're disgusted by: the horn or the abs.

>>7493631
both but more the abs.

>>7493593
Nope.

I can't love a girl who is manlier than myself... and that probably could split me in half irl.

>>7493636
>>7493646

Appearance aside, can sort of understand that a girl who can pick you up and run away with you effortlessly isn't to everyone's preference. Sort of.

>>7493713
Its like liking men without admitting you're homosexual or straight.

>>7493713
Some people prefer women that they could carry off, lock in their basement, and rape mercilessly to the point of mindbreak.

>>7493713
ITT: Cowardice

>>7493721

In either case, it's an unreachable fantasy since you'd have to be very, very light for the "effortlessly" part to apply.

But at least it's slightly less unreachable than the idea of drinking and fighting with the mountain queen and her court at mountain-wreathed Sakagami for all time. Slightly.

>>7493730
true dat

>>7493733

Those words are valid reasons for holmgång.

I'd love for Yuugi to pick me up and carry me around.

>>7493786
I want her to carry me on her shoulders and use her horn as reigns, kinda like on a horse.

i want yuugi to just straight up beat the shit out of me

>>7493794

Sort of the opposite of Suika riding *you* into the sunset to Ennio Morricone.

>>7492275
>Does that make me a bad person?
Yes.

>>7493786
Bridal style or over the shoulders like flour?

The ogre gods will devour the textless screencap threads and pick their teeth with the slender bones of their children.

>>7493811
Either is fine.

>>7493824

Depends on the size of the oni.
Yuugi seems to go for over the shoulder. Suika appears to favour bridal style when she's her usual half-pint size.

>>7493831
It seems yuugi likes to go pantyless while Monster Hunting and I for one am ok with it.

>>7493713
>>7493730
Don't get me wrong.

I wouldn't mind having endless harsh oni-sex forced on me by Yuugi even if it may result in my departure. But, having her as a girlfriend would be... weird.

oh, and sportswomen are fine too.

>>7493866

I actually have to agree, it would be a bit weird at first. I'd like to think it's something I could get used to though.

>>7493865

Mmm. Classic.

Screw Yuugi, I would like to rape and sadistically abuse Parsee.
Despite being what she is, she actually seems to be the kind of gentle girl who you could break.

>>7493879

Just leaving Parsee alone to herself counts as sadistic abuse, provided you watch her and derive some amount of pleasure from her misery.

It already sucks being her. You'd only be putting in a lot of effort for neglible results.

>>7493879
>Screw Yuugi
I would if I could

also surprisingly enough there hasn't been a crossover of Yuugi with the Dragon's Crown amazon yet

>>7493879
She was already broken before you even played SA.
It would be like trying rape a complaining, jealous vegetable.

>>7493891

She may resemble Yuugi - or rather one take on Yuugi rather popular in fanart - but in direct confrontation Yuugi would wring the juice out of her like a lemon.

Shoujoesque Yuugi to balance out the metaphor brutality.

>>7493894

>rape a complaining, jealous vegetable.

Did anyone else get a hilarious mental image from that?

>>7493908
I just want to see Yuugi profit from the fanart deluge Dragon's Crown is getting on pixiv

as an aside, has anyone ever noticed how Yuugi kinda looks like a kettle?

>>7493918
I think that's called married life

>>7493920

Ah, yes. Then again, Yuugi already has a close match in (the vastly tinier) generic Kirin girl.

And no, noticed that Yuugi resembles a couple of things, but not a kettle.

>>7493918

Slightly disturbing, but mostly hilarious.

>>7492275
>Does that make me a bad person?
yes

Among other things, can't help but see a resemblance between oni in general and Kabuto.

After an ancient thread trying to find a proper evolutionary explanation why the mostly predatory oni have horns, which are usually reserved for herbivores as defensive weapons, it occurred that horns are rather convenient for skewering small animals to always have a snack at hand.

>>7493879
>>7493888
No, fuck you. I want to make Parsee happy. Preferably by marrying her.
(Would it even be possible to make her happy?)

>>7493879
You couldn't break a pair of chopsticks, anonymous.

>>7493987
Hey screw you, I was in the army and shit.

>>7493981

Well... you could give her something she likes, to keep her pleased and distracted for a while.

>>7493981
I have an idea that just might make her happy

>>7493981

>Would it even be possible to make her happy?

I'd like to believe it is.

>>7494008
ok, your idea is much better

>>7493981
I can't figure out if she'd make the worlds worst or the worlds best wife, being jelly all the time.

>>7492275

It just makes you a terrible person and a potential rapist who I wouldn't trust to leave alone in a room with an attractive female. Don't worry.

>>7494022

Well... maybe. It seems good in theory, but wherever Yuugi's hands are someone or something is going to get their day and more ruined.

females are more violent when they get drunk

50% more testosterone pumps into their blood when they get drunk

>>7494070
I like it rough.

>>7494070

Then you'll have to get very drunk and stay very drunk for a very long time, since a 50% increase still only gets you another 5 mgs a month.
You'd have to be permanently drunk.

... oh. That's clever.

>>7494070
It's hard to get them drunk though. The non-slutty ones at least.

Funny though, that drinking alcohol makes women more manly. Well, it's the same for men.

>>7494249

Don't bring shit about real women here.

Rape thread on the front page for hours.

What the fuck, /jp/? What the fuck. Am I the only femanon who's creeped out by this?

>>7494277
I'm not.

Fuck off.

>>7494277
Anyone who replies to this is also a troll.

>>7494277
>femanon

clearly you don't belong here

I've never liked parsee x yuugi.

There I fucking said it.

>>7494283
It doesn't matter if you don't like it.
It's going to happen. Forcefully.
Just like it happens to Parsee.
It'll feel good soon.

>>7494330
Oh joy I'll add another check to my tally list of fictional characters who are going to rape me.

>>7494277

Overwhelmingly possible.

You would do well to read the rest of the thread and not just the first post.

>>7494283
Neither did I.
The only pairing I liked was Parsee x me.

I wish Yuugi would make me her personal slab of fuck meat that she uses and throws me way until she is in the mood for more. Her sweaty athletic body towers over my puny pathetic one. Chuckles at the site of my penis saying how it wont do anything to her but will do it out of pity for me.