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When is a Touhou not a Touhou?

>> No.7493054

>>7493042
When it has a penis. It's like ripping the wings out of a butterfly. Such is the taint such a hideous organ brings to the purity of a Touhou.

>> No.7493068

When you take off their hat. Don't listen to >>7493054. He likes to watch touhou's have sex with faceless men.

>> No.7493071
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7493071

>>7493054

>> No.7493077

>>7493068

Or maybe he doesn't like Touhou with any penis involved since he isn't a closet homosexual like you?

>> No.7493082

>>7493077
yuri is boring. Although I suppose faceless men aren't much better

>> No.7493091

>>7493068
Faceless men > your closet sexuality.

>> No.7493096

>>7493082
yuri with magical penises isn't

but I believe Touhous shouldn't be sexualized

>> No.7493100

>>7493091
No it doesn't.

>> No.7493118

When it's bleeding.

>> No.7493121

>>7493077

>Implying you wouldn't suck Yukari big throbbing penis if she tell you to.

>> No.7493123

Damn, didn't know the newcomers were such fags, preferring grotesque and hairy men to screw their Touhous rather than pure Touhou love.

A sad future is on the horizon.

>> No.7493147

>>7493121

I prefer Marisa's cute little penis.

>> No.7493153

>>7493123
>2011
>prefers futa to yuri

>> No.7493158
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7493158

>>7493123
Pardon, but fatanari is very definition of grotesque. It looks out of place, it is ugly, and it is a sad attempt to provide you an outlet for your penis worship/obsession futanari fans have.

Seriously though, most futa have grossly malformed, enormous penises that look as if it was diseased.

You want penetration? Why not use strap ons? But nooooo, you must have your penises. Well, take your penis obsession and wallow with it in darkness, for you are what is ruining Touhou. so many beautiful yuri settings ruined by it. It just brings me to tears.

>> No.7493164

>>7493158
>>>/u/

This summers going to be a rough one.

>> No.7493169

>>7493164
Seconded

>> No.7493174

Yuri is boring. It doesn't have any rape or death involved with it.

You can't rape a girl to death without a penis.

>> No.7493175

>>7493164
>>>/d/

The heat only gets worse when you complain about it.

>> No.7493180
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7493180

>>7493164
It amuses me that anyone that disagrees with your fetishes is a newfriend to you.

I only want pure affection. Is that so much to ask?

When did you go wrong, /jp/? When did you go wrong?

>> No.7493187

>>7493180
>It amuses me that anyone that disagrees with your fetishes is a newfriend to you.
Anybody who posts just to attack a set of fetishes is a newfriend, so yes, you're spot on.

Or not. From the looks of it this is a dedicated troll.

>> No.7493188

ITT: "My tastes > your tastes" Can you learn to agree to disagree and just enjoy what you want?

>> No.7493200
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>>7493188
This is the human race. We make it a point to war about the most inane things. It is within our genes to do this.

For example, my attached image will probably make someone here get angry, since Suika is supposed to be a loli character.

>> No.7493202

>>7493180
>>7493158
Man, /jp/ was better when it wasn't filled with such whiny fags, come on, stop complaining about others' tastes and suck it up. Also I don't prefer futa but /jp/ started up with this preference, like it or not.

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7493206

How is it even possible to don't fint it arrousing?

PS: futa is for porn. Yuri is for romance. Why even trying to compare both?

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7493218

>>7493200

>> No.7493229

>>7493206
http://exhentai.org/g/335445/ea2a3b650b/

Some are also romantic, in a sense.

>> No.7493236

>>7493202
Just ignore them. Although it does always seem like the yuri fans start the trouble.
People like >>7493180 seems to just like getting into arguments instead of just accepting another persons taste, and it just so happens he favors yuri. I mean it could just be a coincidence but I'm not too sure.

>> No.7493254

>>7493206
Neither is exclusively for that, even if it is a good rule of thumb.

>>7493200
Probably. I won't be one of them though.
>Mature figure? YES YES!

>> No.7493318

>>7493229

Why do people keep posting exhentai.org links even if the site is dead?

>> No.7493333

>>7493318
Not sure if serious.

>> No.7493350

>>7493318

I keep getting the sadpanda.jpeg too.

>> No.7493355

>>7493350
Google it. You'll find a solution.

>>7493318
If you're just retarded, see above. If you're trolling, then you already know.

>> No.7493373

>>7493355

It doesn't work.

>> No.7493378
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7493378

>>7493373

>> No.7493381

>>7493378
There's a thumbnail mode?
Fuck, I'm retarded.

>> No.7493391

>>7493381

Why do I get the sadpanda then?

>> No.7493397

>>7493391
Log in to the regular ehentai site.
Go to exhentai.
Ta-daa

You may need to clear your cookies and/or cache first.

>> No.7493400

>>7493391
>why do I get sadpanda

The theory of newcomers has been proven.

>> No.7493398

>>7493391
You aren't praying to Google enough.

>> No.7493408

>>7493397
Next time let kids work for their porn.

>> No.7493427

I never get what was the point of exhentai. We already have e-hentai.

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7493431

>>7493427

>> No.7493432

>>7493427
lolicon and shota

>> No.7493433

>>7493427
It has loli and shota, two things /jp/ cannot live without. Well, maybe just the loli... And it also has no advertisements.

>> No.7493437

>>7493427
Go look up loli or shota on e-hentai.

>> No.7493443

>>7493437

Fucking Christ. You're right. I guess I was too absorbed fapping to muscle girls and hairy armpits.

>> No.7493445

>>7493427
Besides the two points mentioned above, sexier design and no ads.

>> No.7493460

>>7493445
Incest and bestiality are filtered out too.

>> No.7493473
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7493473

Jerking off to cartoons, video game characters, comics drawn by japanese men, fantasying about two imaginary women in a relationship with each other not even imagining yourself being involved, calling everything else and men impure because you're disgusted with your gross over weight body and hate god for your micro penis.

When will yuri fans learn they're the actual faggots of the otaku community and they're faggots according to the regular social order too. Regular otaku are basically alpha compared to the omega yuri fans who want to cut off their micro penis and hate men because they didn't have friends and got beat up even by other otaku.

>> No.7493486

>>7493473
Meant fantasizing, not fantasying.

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7493604

>>7493473

I agree.

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