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Anonymous Tue Jun 3 03:36:27 2008 No.749260 [Reply] [Original]

Modified copypasta from /a/ but play along.

Imagine it is World War III and anonymous is drafted into the army, a stray explosion blows an enemy soldier in front of anonymous, he is badly injured. The explosion was severe enough to blow the uniform jacket off the enemy soldier. You ready yourself for the kill but wait, you look upon his chest and see that he is wearing a t-shirt with RanSmirk printed on it under the tattered rags of his jacket. A tear of compassion rolls down your cheek. Do you kill him?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 3 03:37:28 2008 No.749263 N-No.... because he is myself

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 3 03:38:03 2008 No.749280 I have sex with him first

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 3 03:38:11 2008 No.749272 MEDIC

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 3 03:38:51 2008 No.749275 Steal the shirt, kill him.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 3 03:38:57 2008 No.749281 File: 309 KB, 1024x768, 1212464337538.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'd be wearing this shirt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 3 03:39:34 2008 No.749283 No, plus he's injured. Geneva, etc.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 3 03:39:41 2008 No.749284 MASTER FUCKING SPARK

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 3 03:40:12 2008 No.749285 I'd kill him because I don't care about Touhou characters.

Anonymous Tue Jun 3 03:40:28 2008 No.749286

The shirt proves he is not my enemy. For I am not fighting for petty nationalism, my true enemy is normalfags. Boundaries on a map mean nothing to me. I would save his life and go AWOL and start scalping motherfuckers in the night night like Brad Pitt in Legends of the Fall. Death to normalfags!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 3 03:40:44 2008 No.749287 >>749260 >World War III there are no armies, only nuclear devices

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Tue Jun 3 03:40:47 2008 No.749288 Ran smirk? I call a medic. Aya/Haruhi shirt? My vision would turn pure red from rage. It's now Death Blossom time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 3 03:41:28 2008 No.749294 >>749283 nobody said he surrendered gb2/west-point/

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 3 03:41:28 2008 No.749298 I kill him, we are at fucking war you know.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 3 03:41:48 2008 No.749303 >>749260 I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. -- Albert Einstein

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 3 03:42:45 2008 No.749312 It really depends on how injured he is I guess. If he just got blown back and he still has his rifle in hand and seems ready to use it, I'd shoot first and shed tears later. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 3 03:43:54 2008 No.749325 >>749303 I fucking hate that quote

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 3 03:44:26 2008 No.749328 >>749303 I do not understand

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 3 03:45:50 2008 No.749340 As he's laying there bleeding imagine this. You're so filled with adrenaline, yet so shocked at seeing the shirt, you go into a trance and it seems as if Ran is smirking INTO YOUR SOUL. Then you commit suicide.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 3 03:45:51 2008 No.749341 >>749328 Jesus, newfag summer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 3 03:48:14 2008 No.749353 >>749303 Einstein didn't know shit about my penis and its tremendous power, the true secret weapon of World War 4.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 3 03:53:22 2008 No.749377 >>749328 >>749325 Am I the only one who loves that quote, it's basically saying that we have entered a age that we can no longer fight huge wars without immanent doom of killing off our own fucking race.

Anonymous Tue Jun 3 03:54:22 2008 No.749385

>>749377

I love it also; its so true in every sense.

There will be no more world wars; even if the predictions of globalization and such don't come to pass, wars will be fought via proxy, not directly. It's just too dangerous.

Of course, its hard to fight a war with an "enemy" nation when each nation has 10 trillion dollars invested in the other.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 3 03:56:36 2008 No.749401 >>749385 Wars will be obsolete once we perfect the Gundam Fighter technology.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 3 03:56:58 2008 No.749407 File: 30 KB, 640x480, 1212465418431.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>749377 >>749385 KINGS OF OBVIOUS, DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH FACEPALM?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 3 04:00:48 2008 No.749430 File: 13 KB, 240x240, 1212465648160.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>749385 lol wut

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 3 04:00:58 2008 No.749432 Shirt GET Kill Not that difficult.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 3 04:01:52 2008 No.749439 >>749260 He knows about touhou. He has a ransmirk t-shirt. and YET he can't graze ONE fucking explosion. I'm sure he played easy modo all the time... Such people do not deserve life.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 3 04:02:33 2008 No.749441 >>749430 There were no nukes in 1910.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 3 04:15:40 2008 No.749481 Poor bastard should have worn a Cirno shirt instead.

Anonymous Tue Jun 3 04:28:09 2008 No.749525
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if another WW happens, i suggest we touhoufags get together to stage a worldwide cleansing with nuclear bombs. we will imagine Gensokyo in our heads and our collective minds will open the way into Hakurei Shrine.

for Shinki!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 3 04:43:58 2008 No.749595 Oh good lord what is wrong with anonymous today? Have you all become illiterate? It's a simple question that has only 1 answer. Kill him and rape the corpse.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 3 04:45:38 2008 No.749604 >>749595 Back to /b/ please

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 3 04:46:49 2008 No.749606 >>749525 No way in hell I'm making a C-Consciousness with you fags

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 3 04:55:57 2008 No.749656 File: 29 KB, 200x200, 1212468957991.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>749286 >Boundaries on a map mean nothing to me. Yukari approves.

>>	Friendly Neighborhood TheAsian Guy !.VQkasIanY Tue Jun 3 05:02:19 2008 No.749683 Ransmirk is the equivalent to /v/'s Weegee. Ran's smirk can pierce innocent souls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 3 05:02:41 2008 No.749684 >>749595 Is it possible to do anything BUT rape a corpse? Or is there some way to gain permission?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 3 05:05:31 2008 No.749697 >>749684 If it can't say no, consent is implicit. Pisses off feminists, but fuck them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 3 05:07:29 2008 No.749705 I get close to him, say "Nyan nyan nyan nyan ni hao nyan gorgeous delicous decul" and shoot him. then cry about the horror of war.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 3 06:02:16 2008 No.749929 fuck, now I really want that t-shirt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 3 06:03:40 2008 No.749935 >>749684 You can ask before you kill him.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 3 06:07:59 2008 No.749949 File: 111 KB, 325x933, 1212473279937.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>749935

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 3 06:19:33 2008 No.749982 Rape him. Because I have found my true kindred spirit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 3 06:22:09 2008 No.749988 >>749684 Same way you donate your body to science; leave it in your will.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 3 06:23:21 2008 No.749991 Can anonymousity bloom on a battlefield?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 3 06:23:58 2008 No.749994 I hug him

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 3 06:24:12 2008 No.749995 >>749991 Only if you take off your dog tags.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 3 06:25:16 2008 No.749997 File: 83 KB, 1280x650, 1212474316760.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>749991 You know, I bet Otacon would fit right in on /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 3 06:27:48 2008 No.750006 >>749997 That kind of goes without saying. If you're a white guy who's nicknamed after a fucking anime con, you probably have a high enough powerlevel to be here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 3 06:27:55 2008 No.750007 >>749991 >anonymousity hehe

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 3 06:30:18 2008 No.750016 File: 452 KB, 799x923, 1212474618587.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 3 06:33:19 2008 No.750029 >>750016 slut

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 3 06:34:27 2008 No.750035 >>750016 Aya looks hot in that picture

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 3 06:37:53 2008 No.750052 >>750016 lies...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 3 06:42:59 2008 No.750061 >>750035 >aya looks well-used in that picture fixed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 3 06:55:28 2008 No.750104 >>750016 What else should I hold for focus?

>>	Dark Saber !!Q91UCZy6uN6 Tue Jun 3 08:30:51 2008 No.750373 >>749401 FUND IT!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 3 08:53:38 2008 No.750438 >>750016 >Sanae'sASlut.png wut?

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