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What's a million random currency when you're already dead?

>>7491479
1. Go to Yuugi in advance
2. Explain the challenge
3. Offer to split it with her 50/50 and tell her how much Sake she can buy with it
4. ???
5. Profit!

Hell yeah. That's a million dollars, man.

>implying a million U.S. dollars is worth anything in Gensokyo

Fucking worthless linen.

>>7491479

But you might live if you run fast enough. Maybe knock over a few chairs to slow her down.

It just might work if you have faith... in yourself.

I like money.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZHCVyllnck

I think Yuugi is cooler than a million dollars, so no I wouldn't do that.

>>7491490
It might work if you're Jackie Chan.

Too bad I'm not.

>>7491495

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8W5LDSk2yrU

Indeed it is.
Completely worth pissing off an oni for.

Sure, Yuugi is mai touhou waifu,i'm sure she'd understandafter ripping off my legs and then proceeding to fuck my asshole with them

>>7491500

I haven't seen that movie in ages... maybe I should watch it again.

Yuugi likes rude people.
So yes.
The challenge is getting Yuugi to remember that she likes rude people.

A reminder.

>>7491506

I've never seen it, I just like the song.

>>7491512

But that... that's not fair.

>>7491512
I'd still do it. I'd have to be drunk first though.

>>7491507
I think if you managed to do that, you would earn enough of Yuugi's respect that she might not kill you on the spot. It's not every man who can catch an oni off guard.

Or maybe that respect would cause her to challenge you to single combat on the spot, after which you would probably die a horrible but mercifully swift death. It's a toss-up.

>>7491515

I see. I'm not sure how you'd hear of it without having seen it, though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYjjsKe5gzQ

Money must be funny in the rich man's world.

>>7491520

I found a link with the guy in the suit (from the film) saying "that" line. It turned out to be pretty popular I guess, as I kept finding all these alternate versions of him saying that same line. Then I found the original source. Turns out it's from a fucking kid's film.

Kid's television was so crazy in the nineties.

>>7491512
But she was just minding her own business when yuugi decided she was just going to be a HUUUGE dick.

>>7491536

The 90's were great.

Speaking of, I just rediscovered Ace of Base.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96jFtzVa80A

Second Swedish band I post in the same thread.

>>7491537

Why did I laugh so hard at this?

>>7491521
My current tack regarding the challenge to single combat is this:
She can challenge me to a duel.
However, tradition states that I get to choose the method which we duke it out, since she challenged me.
I choose the Vidya.
Might work. If I lose, she kills me, if I win, I have gained the ultimate Bro.
At least till I inevitably die of liver failure

>At least till I inevitably die of liver failure

I know that feel.
There has to be some way this can be avoided, yet I can keep drinking as much as I do... with the power of SCIENCE.

>>7491512
>>7491537
Sort of off topic, but I remember a comic along this vein by a different artist, had Yuugi and Utsuho fighting, Utsuho went all Nuclear Holocaust, and burnt off Yuugi's face, only to get her shit pounded in afterwards?
If this rings a bell and anyone has a link, I'd appreciate.
Was in color iirc

>>7491483
Damn. I want to rape Yuugi. How long do I have to train to be able to do it?

Incidentally, what characters, apart from a sizable portion of the cast of DBZ, would have that ability?

>>7491629

Sorry bro... that does not ring a bell.
You could try danbooru, as there are only 143 Yuugi pics, or ask in the question and/or request thread on Poosh.

http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/index?page=14&tags=kiku_hitomoji

This is a pretty good comic as well, if you haven't read it (pic related).

>>7491654
Thats a fun little comic, the faries are about to get vaporised.
As for the comic in question, just finished combing Danbooru, if it was on there, its been deleted.
Pretty sure I saw it on /jp/ of all places, but considering that I fail at descriptions, chances are it will remain buried for eons to come.

>>7491629
You got one aspect wrong. It is the second page in a set of three. The first two have already been posted.

>>7492158
You are correct sir.
My mind had become hazy.
Much sleep later, I thank you.