/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>7487162
I'd rather call her Hina but I won't because people might think I named her after that stupid doll.
I'd only name her Sakuya if her hair is white, which I verily doubt will be the case. And Yuka is the name of a vegetable(root) here... hmm...

Fucking Robin Williams
A god amongst bros.

I'd rather name the daughter I'll never have after another character in the series.

Get out /v/.

I'd rather name my daughter Marisa, Alice, Emilia (derp), Elly or even Erin. Anything that won't make the other kids make fun of her.

>>7487180
Actually forget that Yuka doesn't sound like a respectable name at all and I'm sure kids will make fun of her because of it if I name her that.

... I suppose Alice or Marisa would be the only "normal" names. Patchouli should be fine too.

>>7487206
I'm sure there are lots of hippie children named Patchouli.

>Daughter

Okay I thought about it. Perhaps I'd name her Aya. That's not bad. But I dunno. I'd probably go with some other name.

>>7487180

How do you like them Yucas?

>>7487162
Someone who did name their daughter reimu and have the birth certificates to prove it posted on /jp/ once.

Eirin and Remilia sound somewhat normal.

Yuka, you say?

I would name my daughter Flandre and never let her out of the house.

>>7487213
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110215173048AAr8Ec8
>From a practical viewpoint, I can only imagine the (girl?) will end up with the nickname Patch or Patches, which sounds like a puppy ....
dropped

Maribel.

I am going to name my daughter Alice. A normal name.

No one will ever know my secret.

>>7487225
I think I've heared the name Aya before outside of Touhou. But I don't know if she was Japanese (I never saw her).

how will you all go about having kids with your waifu? ...Will you cheat on her?

>>7487228
They're very deliscious,

>>7487271
No woman or institution would give /jp/ a child, this is all a thought exercise.

>>7487270
Hirano.

>>7487271
I am a filthy slut. I apologise.

>>7487270

It's a real name, and I think it'd actually fit in well. Perhaps if I planned to have three, I could name them Sunny, Luna and Star. But watching them grow up would hurt too much with those names, so I couldn't do it in the end.

>>7487287
>if I planned to have three
>first a female
>second and third males.
X'D

/jp/ with his daughter

>>7487305

It'd never happen anyways. Like I said, it'd hurt too much when they grew up. Like a knife to the chest, so I will never use those names.

I'm Vietnamese so there is no way... Unless I marry a Japanese, of course.
But well, I doubt if I can ever get married, leave alone having daughter.

But how about adopt a daughter, name her Yukari and raise her to be a perfect lady with a father complex? Since we're not blood related there is no problem, and she'll be taught properly with all the shit I know. Once she's stuck in this otaku world I doubt she'll have interests in normal people, and other otaku will less likely to meet her on the street, even so, they are less likely to meet her fetish (which I build). So I'm the only one she can go for.

How about it?

>>7487247
I'd call the police.

>>7487311
I don't know how it is in Vietnam, but don't you have to prove you're a good parent by taking tests and all that? I doubt that most of /jp/ will pass such tests, myself included.

Lily seems fine. Could you imagine the mispronunciations for some of the other names when the teacher calls the roll?

Yuu-moo? Hat-uh-te? Sue-wack-ko? Raisin?

I'd rather not put my kid through the same thing I through.

>>7487316

My kid will go through it no matter what. Damn my last name.

>>7487311
You need psychiatric help

>>7487316

My kid would go through that anyways because of my damn last name. Sure, I don't have to worry about that ever happening. But still.

>>7487320
It's actually easy, just fill in some forms

THIS:
>>7487324

Which touhou name would go well with Gonzalez as a last name?

>>7487316
Alice is always the best choice. Also she's one of my favourite Touhou too.
In a non-sexual way.

>>7487322
>need psychiatric help
>/jp/

Be more specific please?

>>7487309
It won't if you will love your kids more than some Touhou characters.

>>7487316
As if anyone likes Hatate enough to name their kid after her.

>>7487342

It'd hurt because I know something would go wrong. I just know it. And it would be all my fault.

/r/ing the pic of the hawaiian guy who named his daughter reimu and provided a birth certificate to prove it

If I have a daughter I'd name her a character I adore, like Rumia, Koishi, Flandre, not my waifu. That'll fucking hurt seeing my waifu grows up and marry some random brat.

Vering away from the topic a little, I always liked the names Zeal and Ozymandias. I figure if I name my kids those, it'll give them more ambition than I have.

And just a reminder: Don't give your kid a name that you can find in a strip club.

Aya is one of my favorite Japanese girl names, Touhou aside. If I married a Japanese woman and had a daughter, that's what I'd name her.

Too bad foreveralone.

>>7487362
You have problem with Sanae and Youmu, sir?

Seriously, nobody will make fun of them. you're not calling them Yahoo, Usnavy or Maradona. Those kids will have a really

http://archive.easymodo.net/jp/thread/5415581
Now leave.

>>7487367
Those aren't quite stripper names. I was thinking more like
-Anything edible
-Anything one would wear
-Anything spelled phonetically

There you go.

Why would I name my daughter after slutty touhou?

>>7487409
OP wasn't talking about sanae.

>>7487376
>>7487398
Already confirmed for FAKE

you retared new faggot

>>7487434
>retared

>>7487409

Grrrrr...

>>7487398
Why do I remember this thread.

>>7487398
http://kenyanbirthcertificategenerator.com/

What would ZUN think if he knew people are naming their children after his Touhous?

Also:
> /jp/
> children

Normalfaggotry all over this thread.

hay gais mibbe wen i marry my japanese wife in nihonland i can name our kids after tohoz XD

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