/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I like the ones without hats

Define waifu.

real waifus aren't disgusting tramps

/a/ likes sluts. What else is newfriend.

yo waifu's dress looks like dishrag

Your waifu is a slut. And I don't mean it in a cute trollish way, she is literally a slut.

>This is what a real waifu looks like. Fucking nerds.
Oh god there is so much wrong with that statement

>>7484812
You are mistaken. Panty is the slut. Nothing in the show indicates that Stocking isn't a virgin. A little fanservice here and there doesn't count.

Wow, OP really seems mad that his slut looks too generic to be a proper waifu.

>>7484830
He's from /a/, what did you expect?

>>7484782
Touhou's wear silly hats and frilly clothing, yes. That's one of their highlights.

>>7484823
No, she's a slut. Get over it. She would whore herself out for some cake.

Responding to the same person twice, but who gives a fuck.

Stocking confirmed for the occasional fuck.

/jp/ here.
Sluts are all ugly, unsympathetic or sickeningly slutty dykes who wear slutty clothing like slutty bags and highheels. Why are you so obsessed with them?

<- This is what a real waifu looks like. Fucking nerds.

I also think Touhous looks stupid. I don't get the obsession, they aren't cute like Sakura and her outfits.

>>7484823
>Nothing in the show indicates that Stocking isn't a virgin.
Go watch the show again. She is less interested in men than Panty but she says something along the lines of "oh yeah, that guy you thought was cute the other day wasn't so bad [at sex]."

>>7484823
No. Stocking has casual sex aswell.

Which doesn't bother me, I like Stocking even though the show is kinda shit.

Might as well salvage this into a Wriggle thread.

>casual sex doesnt bother me

Get out of /jp/ and take your sluts with you.

>>7484866
/jp/ is scared of anything that's had sex, unlike them, so they're not going to like that either.

>>7484871
I'm on board with this idea.

Dies she have scoliosis?

>>7484890
What about highly formal sex?
The kind you make reservations for, and dress up nicely.

>>7484890
>/jp/ is scared of anything that's had sex
Pretty sure it's disgust and don't waste your time. Let the thread die.

>>7484913
Are you disgusted with you're own parents????

>>7484917
For creating me, yes.

>>7484913
Its cool, nobody's bumping except for OP probably, and if we're gonna have to let this eyesore sit on the board, might as well throw some adorable fireflies on it.

>>7484890
>/jp/ is scared of anything that's had sex, unlike them,

I'm a virgin aswell, at 26 years old, soon 27. I personally think the whole pure pure waifu shit is dumb.

I don't know what a Touhou is.

>>7484943
Its me, i'm the king of touhouland.

>>7484917
>????
Want to throw a few forward slashes in there too?
Go back to Yahoo! Answers.

>>7484940
I agree, but /jp/ can't find the middle ground between pure-as-fresh-snow virgin and dick-obsessed, cum-guzzling slut.

>>7484907
That, sounds like a really strange concept. About one step up from checking into a motel.

>>7484950
Sure is a great argument you made there.

>>7484943
A touhou, generally speaking, is a stupid whore that lives in Gensokyo.

>>7484974
>Calls touhou's sluts
>Thinks whores that are supposed to be angles are any better

Its like talking to a child.

>>7484974
>sample

Peasant

>>7484985
>Thinks whores that are supposed to be angles are any better
>angles

Now that's out of the way I still agree with you. But don't really care.

>>7484959
Their thought model is more like pureaswhitesnow ? pure : slut

reported

>>7485013
Oh thank goodness you're here.
I dunno what we would have done if you hadn't shown up to report him.

Either she's mai waifu or she is a cock guzzling second hand slut which i'm not interested in.
There's no middle term.

>>7485021

Remember kids, she's not a semen storage facility if she's your waifu.

Unless thats your thing, then she totally hoovers the dong.

/jp/ here.
Stocking is an ugly, unsympathetic and sickeningly cutsey dyke who wears childish clothing like silly hats and frills. Why are you so obsessed with her?

>go on Futaba, bring something back with you
ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

A canon slut is a canon slut.

>>7485034
surprisingly not a waste of my 10 seconds

>>7485031
I liked her when she was called Yuri.

Dammit yotsuba, load!

All this 4chan timing out bullshit is giving me a headache.

>>7485031
Hey now, she doesn't wear hats.

And unlike your toehoes, she's actually a deep and well developed character.

>>7485104
Huh, I remember having seen her wearing a hat on at least one occasion.
And there are some Touhou characters who don't wear hats, too, including one who's a deep and well-developed character. As far as I remember, Stocking is just SWEETS CAKE CAKE WHY AM I NOT FAT OH FUCK I'M FAT SWEETS SWEETS I LOVE NASTY GUYS SWEETS SURPRISE I AM ACTUALLY A VILLAIN, but at least her appearance is pretty nice.

Sup /a/, how is that oblivion sex mod doing?

>>7485004
>Their thought model is more like pureaswhitesnow ? pure : slut
What?

>>7485045
Son of a BITCH.
I was really, REALLY hoping that guy would stay away from Touhous I actually like.

>>7485045
Same guy who did Yukari's Descent Into Madness, right?

>>7485293
Yeah, that's him, the little shit.

>>7484907
Don't forget, you also need to ask your partner in a formal manner, like "I cordially invite you to fuck my anus."

SUPERIOR WRIGGLE

>>7485317
Look at that slut...

>>7485312

Wait, I thought we'd be the ones being invited, not the other way around.