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Why won't you read the Quran with me oniichan? It's because of that Jewish girl that runs that bookstore isn't it!

>> No.7454308

Who are you?

>> No.7454312

>Quran
what is this ? food ?

>> No.7454327

>>7454312
Its the holy book of the Muslim religion.

>> No.7454336

Shinto priestess > Nuns > others

>> No.7454358

It's Ramadan time. You and your sister are in your room, battling the pangs of hunger as you wait for the sun to set, which won't be for another 6 hours. So, while your parents are out at the mosque, you remove her hijab and the two of you fuck like bunnies to get the hunger off your mind until darkness.

>> No.7454426

someone said sandal surfing in here ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qukUmDfoDpc

>> No.7454450

The purest route

>> No.7454483

>corean

>> No.7454504
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>>7454358
>food and sex are prohibited during ramadan
>fucking in order to distract yourself from your hunger

>> No.7454539

>>7454504
Allah doesn't see inside your house, or at least that is what many muslims believe.

>> No.7454548

>>7454504
That's the twist!

>> No.7454551

>>7454539
completely false

>> No.7454850

چا دا ښځې ته زده ورکړي ده چې څنګه کتاب ولولي؟؟؟ او ولې؟؟؟
who has taught this women to read our holy book????

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7454888

I couldn't find my muslim saten picture.

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7454892

bump

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>>7454888
Looking for this?

>> No.7455326

الآن هذا هو كل شيء عن كيفية قصة حياتي حصلت مقلب انقلب رأسا على عقب واود ان اغتنم دقيقة فقط الحق في الجلوس هناك أقوله لك كيف لي ان اصبح الامير من اي بلدة تسمى جرس الجوية في غرب المدينة والمولود الذي اثير حول الملعب كان حيث كنت امضي معظم ايام بلادي كوول الاقصى واسترخاء جميع الباردة لعب الألعاب عن طريق المدرسة عند اثنين من الرجال الذين كانوا لا تصل الى جعل الجيدة بدأت المتاعب في بيتي صعودي في احد قليل الكفاح والدتي اصبحت بالخوف وقالت لك نسير معكم والعم والعمة في الهواء الجرس الاول مؤشرا على سيارة اجرة وعندما يتعلق الامر بالقرب من لوحات جديدة وقال انه كان النرد في المراه اذا كان هناك من شيء يمكن لي ان اقول ان هذا امر نادر تاكسي ولكنني اعتقدت ان ننسى انه لا يذهب الى المنزل الجرس الهواء سحبت ما يصل الى المنزل حوالى سبعة او ثمانيه وصرخ رائحة اليكم في وقت لاحق فرحت ابحث في بلدي المملكه كنت هناك اخيرا على الجلوس على العرش كما بلادي امير الجرس الجوية

>> No.7455341

>>7454358
>It's Ramadan
No, its not.

>> No.7455370

so many baka jihads in this thread.

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7455397

The fuck you have against Jews bro?

You jealous that she can run a store and show her hair?
Perhaps you are just jealous of my flowing blonde hair?

>> No.7455401

I AM ALLAH AND I TELL YOU TO STOP SPREADING THIS BULLSHIT ALL AROUND THE WORLD. ALSO I TELL YOU TO DRINK PIG BLOOD EVERY SINGLE DAY OR YOU WON'T GO TO HEAVEN YOU FUCKING MUSLIM SHITFUCKS

>> No.7455412

feels good after buttsecks with muhammad, you should try it. so relaxing tho

>> No.7455418

sorry for double post guys, i am so excited. my friend told be about this site it's almost like ebaumsworld

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7455517

Would you help destroy the Great Satan with your onee-san, /jp/?

>> No.7457121

i smiled

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7458264

Is Patchouli reading the Quran to convert to Islam?

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