/jp/ - Otaku Culture

This is not touhou

not as I know it

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>>7448070
This is a Touhou that I know

Lenfried is a creepy pervert with a rapist smile. Do not trust.

>>7448377
Sounds like she's right up our alley.

Why is she not wearing any underpants?

>>7448390
She's too poor to buy one, that or someonefucked up the laundry.

>>7448380
Speak for yourself, I don't want to be raped by a deviant cosplayer.

>>7448415
>She's too poor to buy one
She can't even cosplay Sakuya properly anymore.

:'(

>Lenfriend hijack

>>7448447
She seems a bit irritated in this photo. It's the first raw emotion I've seen from her. I do believe I'm falling in love.

Like Alice rabbit, I am late!!! For the date... running through the streets, knock over old lady on my way, have to say SORRY but VERY quickly... no time for chat. My GF is waiting....... I am very doing something wrong.

[mise en scene (this is art word)]

Lenfried (my gf) is waiting at train station. She is chewing bubble gum in sexy way, like U see in 007 movie (SEXY BUT NO SLUT). Looks at watch. "Y my boyfriend late again??? So many time late. We have sex only 6 times per day and also I am not a slut, maybe this is problem why he doesnt find me attractive now? maybe need more times?"

Still i am running. I hope she is still there, not bored and walk away. I run, all past dogs. All past more old lady. All past other businessman. I have run from office.

[scene in office now, this is flashback (more art word)]

"Oha-you, Anonymous-san. Y are you so quick to leave work today? U have... date? ;)"
"NO!!! U say such stupid thing........ my mother is the sick. U understand? Cancer in brain. Is very serious. Do not make the joke at serious time."
(i made lie to boss... very serious problem)
"OK I understand. Leave early."

I walk to desk, KARATE CHOP COMPUTER FROM DESK, NO NEED FOR ANYMORE, gather my money (much money), take small picture of Len I keep at my pocket, and start my RUN (or escape......................? double meaning--this is art word)

[back to present scene (this is art technique)]

STILL RUNNING, pass train station, NO DO NOT WANT BALLOON, NOT WAN--wait this balloon is much cute... man tie it up like cat... LEN LIKe cat... maybe I buy...

[dialogue (this is film technique)]

OK HOW MUCH FOR BALLOON?
Hello that will be ni hyaku yen
wat
TWO HUNDRED OF YEN
ok -give 200 yen- (i collected this money from sell Len pantsu on ebay... very serious problem)

Kawaii baloon. Pink cat. LEN will appreciate... I RUN MORE. DOWN TRAIN STAIRS, NO MORE TIME FOR WALK, JUMP ON HANDRAIL, RUN DOWN, MATRIX, PEOPLE ARE STARE WITH FACE ":O" BUT I AM NOT CARE ANYMORE, DESPERATE, BACKFLIP ONTO FLOOR, ENTER SONIC SPEED AND GET 2 TRIAN, RIDE TRAIN AND EXIT

"sigh, pant, pant" (onomatopeai -- book art word)
"finally I am here"

I see her. When I go up stair, I see her. Se standing there. I am san jyuu pun late. Is very serious problem, but she does not shout at me like normal. She smile.

"Anonymous, you are my kareshi. I love U. :) thank u for come on deito. What is this?"
"Lenfried I know u r my girlfriend who is not a slut and u understand my job is very isogashii but still I am sorry for makeing the lateness. Wint happen again, also i have you a balloon for apology"
"O my goodness anonymous-san, thank U!! This is cute cat balloon lol! what can I call it??"
"I think u should call it after Sanae because she is my favorite touhou who is not a slut just like u r not. is ok?"
"Yes, this balloon is called SANAE. She is cute cat lol"

now me and lenfried r walk along the seafront, holding hand.
"Ah, anonymous-san, i wait for some long time but so glad because u make me so happy when u arrive. im so happy u r my bf...:)"

I squeeze her hand more tighter as she say this, it make my heart feel light... aaah kimochiii. The sun is very bright and we walking by very beautiful river. I get Lenfried ice-cream, we sit on bench and stare out at the water

After ice-cream she say

"So Anonymous-san, shall we go now to our deito place? I am very excited!!"

Deito place is very big secret... I will not tell her yet, only lead her in direction.

We stand up and walk.

Lenfried look happy.

I say: "hello Len. U r my gf + i louv u. U happy?"
"yes Anon, I am just think about 1st time we met. do u remember that day?"

(FLASHBACK)

I am lying on floor. In circle. Circle made of bottle... plastic bottle. all full of the piss. My urine is in bottle... I am urinate in every day. Soemtime shit on floor. it cannot be helped... I am sad NEET, is it the sad life but i must continue.

>4chan.org
>/jp/

It is the sad day. /jp/ is make me happy. I read.

I read.

Read more.

Then I see.

Is the Lenfried thread.

I am fall on the floor. I am shake. Fear. Knock bottle. Piss everywhere. Roll in piss. Fear. Roll in piss. Scream. Love.

Love.

[END OF FLASHBACKING]

"Yes Lenfred... it was long time ago now. I remember 1st time i see u on screen. then we talk on twitter. now we r romantic couple with many memory. i am so lucky man..............."
when I say this, Len look at me with the smile. close her eyes, then grab onto my arm. she hold on as we walk. I am feel warm.

[AT THE PLACE OF DEITO]

Blindfold on Lenfreied. Walk slowly... OH ANONYMOUS WHAT R U PLAN? IS THIS SEXY TIME? ;)I wud not mind sexy time but i am not a slut 100% i only have sex w/ u

No Lenfried, no sex

I pull off blindfold

IS THE RESTAURANT

Lenfried is clap hands. Excite like puppy. Kawaii.

Yes, I have reservation 4 Anonymous-san. Please find me table.

We are sit at table. Len look into my eye, and back and forth. I feel so love. So love in my heart. Is is the happy life.

BRING MENU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have chicken wings and ice cream kudasai. Sukina tabemono.

Waitress walk away. Lenfred + me look at restaurant

(DESCRIPTION -- is literary word)

Is such nice restaurant . Blue, very blue all over. There is aquarium. So many cute fishy.

"Do u see tat one? Kawaii :)"

Lenfried pointing at big yellow fish. Is much scary maybe poison. But I am say:

YES NO AFRAID OF POISON... IS VERY CUTE FISH! I will buy u one day.

Restaurant is isogashii. Many people in restaurant. I look around and see ppl

There is more couple on deito

There is businessman on self, reading newspaper also

There is old lady with grandson, maybe for reward graduation

There is my boss

"Ah Lenfred, so busy restaurant ne. I am go to the toilet now ok? need pee lol"

I am walk to toi--UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA????

MY.......... BOSS? IN RESTAURANT?

VERY SERIOUS PROBLEM.

backflip over table. I am sneak under many table... swim through aquarium... stick on top of roof and move across........... in slow-motion I backflip from roof near toilet. IS ALMOST SAFE THEN-------

SMASH, SMASH SMASH

MANY PLATE IS FALL. I HAVE KNOCK WAITRESS. NO

minna san in restaurant look at me. is ok first then realise

BOSS IS LOOK AT ME

VERY SERIOUS PROBLEM.

"Anony...mous...................."
"hello boss. R u hav nice time in restaurant?"
"yes I am. thank u. is nice but y are you wet?"
"Oh I am swim in aqua--I MEAN IT WAS RAIN OUTSIDE!!!!"
"Oh I see. Ok."

I begin walk to toilet... close to safe... then suddenly... hear voice again

"One thing, Anonymous-san"
OH NO
"not u told me that ur mother hav the cancer? you go to hospital today?"
"eto......"
"...then why u r in restaurant now?"

TO BE CONTINUE.............................................(?)

some things dont transition well into reality

where can I find these sets?

>>7449306
get the lenfried torrent.

...the HELL? lol (<__<) does lenfried have a clitoris or what...

>>7449306
I hope you don't mean masturbating to filthy organic beings. Just looking at these women, I can see their filthy decomposing flesh right in front of my eyes.

Not only that, but why are their reproductive organs so close to excretory? Horrendous.

>>7449354

can I get a link?

>>7449585
http://exhentai.org/?f_doujinshi=1&f_manga=1&f_artistcg=1&f_gamecg=1&f_western=1&amp
;f_non-h=1&f_imageset=1&f_cosplay=1&f_asianporn=1&f_misc=1&f_search=lenfried&amp
;f_apply=Apply+Filter&advsearch=

The op's set isnt there =\

>>7449382
I wonder if she has a vagina
I hope she has a vagina

I won't lie, I kind of missed bad English lenfried spammer.

>>7449682
That's only because you're a horrible non-human.

>>7449382
I never got the tag name for that expression.
;_;

>>7448465
>I am san jyuu pun late.
I don't get the pun.

aren't there nipple slip pictures at one of the comikets? i've seen them censored but somebody has to have the originals.

>>7448390
>Why is she not wearing any underpants?
she usually wears diapers

>>7451257
Why would she wear diapers if she is old enough to use a toilet?

>>7451269
all the dicks she has taken have stretched her asshole and vagina

>>7451224
That pictures not very nice to lenfriend image.

>>7451301

I just don't see the appeal of Aya Hirano when we have Lenfried.

>>7451341

...fuck it, time to fap.

You guys need to stop posting the old stuff...

>>7452927
I don't have any of the new.

>>7452947
I appreciate that this one has blemishes and isn't photoshopped out of this world. I mean, >>7448447 is attractive but she looks like plastic.

>>7452958
The blemishes were shoped in.
>>7448447 is what she really looks like.