/jp/ - Otaku Culture

It is a mystery

Touhoes ate too many meat buns

someone really liked blow jobs

so much that all he removed all unnecessary parts hindering his path to obtain the ultimate blow job

ZUN tried acid.

>>742527
Makes no sense. No lungs.

Someone was taking it way too fucking easy and came up with it

>>742535
the lungs are implanted within these oversized heads

>>742538

Curry and ass

i don't know, but we now have awesome stamps now because of it

whats with the mouths

>>742564

>>742566

Holy Jesus, I need this.

what does ゆっくりしていってね roughly translate to?

>>742601
take your time/do it slowly/etc.

>>742566
lol linoleum block

>>742601
Take it easy~

>>742601

"ur a faget"

>>742520
this just in, no one knows

>>742558
But they're filled with red bean paste!

>>742564

excuse the ignorant anon... but is this REALLY the origin of it??

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm3525609

>>742643
Yes.

>>742643
I think it came from some Eleven's attempt at doing an ascii (or whatever they call their symbol art business) of Reimu and Marissa, and the deformed shape stuck with people.

>>742520
It originally came from ASCII art and then was transformed into a drawn image.

http://translate.google.com/translate?u=http%3A%2F%2Fyukkurihokanko.web.fc2.com%2Fabout.htm&sl=j
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>>742548
Once, not too long ago, in a sleepy, forgotten island in a distant sea, there was a village. This village worshipped strange idols, disembodied heads of non-eulcidian geometry from which one could sometimes hear fearful sounds, cries both human and not, of distress, agony and rapture, and from which a mysterous eldritch power could be felt. A wind constantly flew from these idols, as if the air itself feared their presence and tried futilely to escape, a wind of madness that carried with it the minds of all men and women foolish enough to live near them in an unending frenzy of terror and madness. All of them, that is, except for a single old man, who spent his life sitting at the base of the idols, and laughed. At others, he laughed, as if their very existance was nothing but a joke. At all things, he laughed, as if there was nothing in this world but a gigantic farce. At himself, he laughed, as if his own existance was the punchline. Certainly he himself was mad, a madness so deep it developped into a deranged sanity none could understand.

There one day came a young man, full of knowledge and confidence, who came across the madman, and the madman's laughter grew stronger than it ever had. Nettled, the young man spoke.

"And what, pray tell, amuses you so? What do you see that I do not, that I know not? What could someone like you have to teach me?"

The old man's cachinnation only grew stronger. As the young man was about to dismiss him as a madman, he finally spoke, calming his guffaws.

"What could an old man like me have to teach you, indeed? A man such as you could not possibly learn anything from me, yet I will and I must try, for you will not understand."

"Then speak, elder, and I will keep an open mind."

And the old man laughed.

>>742950
"Then listen, young ignorant, and know the truth of the universe, and of the infinite power of the Head Gods. At the top of the world stands the 9, the idiot savant who guides all things. None but the mad and the unthinking can understand this being, for its mind is unfathomable and inhuman. It, perhaps, does not even register than anything exists beyond its simple world. Acting as its messenger is the angel with a thousand eyes, who shifts all things on her wings of obsidian and leads all to death and insanity for her own amusement, and overlooking everything is the Devil of the infinite void, who does all and cares for none, for none of this world belongs to her."

The young man scoffed, dismissing all this as the insane ramblings of a madman. Yet the old man continued, never stopping, and the young man could not bring himself not to hear it, finding, to his horror, that the frail mocking voice of the old man was searing itself into his brain.

"Then who does this world belong to?" He found himself asking. Yet he had never as much as considered the thought. The old man laughed, and the young man saw in his eye a glint of desperate dementia, of something both human and beast, and something else.

>>742955
"It belongs to The Thief, who holds the universe she stole away in her infinite, destructive love. And holding The Thief, supporting the mass of the universe on herself, is The Reimu, mistress of all and posessor of none. All respect her, and all love her, and all answer to her, and all fear her, for, you see, she holds the world on her head, over the infinite void."

"But then," the young man's voice asked, independantly of his trapped, terrified and dying soul, "what holds The Reimu?"

And the old man laughed.

"Oh, no... It's Reimus all the way!!"

And the wind blew. And the young man laughed. And the old man laughed.

And in the village, a young boy tore away at his laughing mother's womb with his bare hands, all the while chanting in a demented scream:
"'ri! 'ri! Yu'kuri shee'teh y't'enneh!"

Oh, and for the record, "Yukkurishite" = take it easy, but adding "ittene" after makes it:
"I told you to take it easy!"

>>742950
>>742955
>>742958

What the fuck, someone made an entire copypasta based on this?

>>742972
No, got inspired and just wrote it.

>>742980

Wow.

/saves for future use.

Instead of "The Reimu", put ""The Maiden"
Sounds better, and more fitting.

>>742535
Were talking about disembodied heads sucking your cock and your first objection is "no lungs"?

>>743039
It's not a "blow job" if there's no movement of air from high pressure to low pressure.

>>743088

Technicalfag, as long as it moves and has a tongue it's fine

>>743095 has never received a blowjob

>>743099
unvirgin get out

>>743099

I have and it was a shitty one, shut up ;_;

>>742535
They DO have lungs or an otherwise capable respiratory system, even without noses.
They can talk, after all. And they can come.
Pic related

>>743102

What did it feel like?

>>743138

Unsatisfying because she had very little idea as to what to do, she uses her tongue, I could feel her teeth at first but she stopped that quickly. I dunno if that was it or if my fapping has made my dxxk too insensitive. It was my first and only so I just took it easy until she got tired of it. It didn't feel any better than a handjob, which she was pretty shitty at too.

Oh God now I'm longing for my dysfunctional ex ;_;

What is this "getting a blowjob from a yukkuri" shit?
They are filled with pasta bean. They are to be eaten.
They move, talk and cry, yes. That simply adds a delicious extra difficulty to their hunting and an incredible joy of getting the job done.

>>743179

like killing the pig and watching it cook for a few hours?

>>743131
How Sanae gonna recharge her cellphone?

>>743211

Iku can do it.

>>743179
They have vaginas also.

>>743208
Yes. That.

>>743220
But you can't eat that! Not before cooking them, at least.

Mutated Touhou Dango

>>742527

>>744626

>>744626

gah, marisa you idiot brooms dont go there

>>744653
I'd stick my broom in her if you know what I mean

>>744653
they do now.

>>744653
I'd her broom

>>744688

FUCKING RUN FOR COVER

take it esay

Are there any other yukkuri archives except yukkurihokanko?

ゆーゆー♪

The land of the rising

>>745025

holy crap she killed it.

>>743211
The Kappa provide electricity to Youkai Mountain.

>>745020
Hawt.

>>745025

sauce on this artist? ive seen some other thing by him too

>>745093
They look anoreixic

Somebody post some Yukkuri templates, I got stickers to make.

>>745107

>>745103

Grass can't sustain a miko you know, and as for Marisa, well you are what you eat and if Reimu is anorexic

>>745127

>>745187
Holy fucking Amano Yukkuri.

>>745025
I like the way it's still smiling while shedding waterfalls of tears and with its cheeks permanently expanded.