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Where's the cheapest place I can get one of these /jp/?

>> No.7446624

ask you're mother

>> No.7446631

...is that some kind of aftershave?

>> No.7446634

>>7446624

lulz so randum XD

>> No.7446640

>>7446624
>>7446634
Not shitposting, ironic, etc.

>> No.7446642
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>>7446631

It says TENGA on it, so you're supposed to either put it inside of yourself or fuck it.

>> No.7446661

>>7446642

>put it inside of yourself

... will it fit?

>> No.7446669

>>7446631
/jp/ just fucking loves their aftershave.

>> No.7446672

http://en-nls.com/plist_p-12001018
http://www.kanojotoys.com/tenga-c-32.html

>> No.7446676

So if I write TENGA on myself will people fuck me or put me inside them?

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>>7446661

Where there's a will there's a way.

Do the impossible, insert the un-insertable, etc.

>> No.7446688

>>7446676

Always.
No exceptions.

>> No.7446689

>>7446672
There's even loli sex dolls for $4,000
http://www.kanojotoys.com/love-doll-petite-nano-p-881.html

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>>7446689
Forgot the pic

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>>7446689
>>7446699
holy shit

>> No.7446721

>>7446699

I like how they chose the park for modeling photographs.

>> No.7446738

>>7446699
>>7446689
There's no way that will ever clear customs. You'd probably end up having to meet some shady Russian guy at a dock at midnight to collect it.

>> No.7446744

>>7446738
Yeah and you might as well get a real loli then.

>> No.7446746

>>7446738
Customs could care less if it isn't drugs or bulk packages of counterfeit goods

>> No.7446747

>>7446738
You could just say it's a manequin

>> No.7446748

>>7446738
And then the shady Russian guy reveals that he actually brought dildos instead of your doll.

Then he shoves one in your mouth, and rapes you. You end up loving it, openly admitting the fact. The Russian is moved by your honesty, and decides to smuggle you to Russia, where you two live happily ever after.

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>>7446747
>mannequin
>gaping hole in crotch

>> No.7446799

just as planned

>> No.7448309

>>7446795

I highly doubt customs would take the time to undress the doll

>> No.7448317

>>7446738
I wonder if you could have them ship it in parts.

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