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necrophilia

>> No.7420961
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If I see that fucking cat ONE MORE TIME!!!

>> No.7420965
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I'm game.

>> No.7420966
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DAT CAT

>> No.7420971 [SPOILER] 
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DAT FUCKING CAT

>> No.7420979
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>> No.7420990
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Oh dear...

>> No.7421058
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Fanon Yoshika is the best fanon Touhou by far.

>> No.7421072
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>>7421058

It's the zombietits, isn't it?

>> No.7421149

>>7420971
OH REBIS YOU

>> No.7421189
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7421189

So cute!

>> No.7421203
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>>7421189

That's pretty cute, yeah.

>> No.7421211
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DAT ASS.

>> No.7421214

GTFO /VP/

oh, wait...

>> No.7421223
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They should make a Figma of her.

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>> No.7421237
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>> No.7421243
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She's pretty neat.

>> No.7421246
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7421246

If she asked nicely would you let her eat some of you?

>> No.7421253 [DELETED] 

>>7421246

I'm haven't completely formed my own opinion of her, so I'd have to refuse for now.

>> No.7421259

>>7421246

Probably not, I haven't formed my own opinion of her yet.

>> No.7421265
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>>7421246

No, I don't think I would.

>> No.7421278
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Waiter, there's a zombie in my soup.

>> No.7421287
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>>7421278

...and then the waiter was a zombie?

>> No.7421286
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>>7421072

That's part of it, yes.

Fanon took a zombie with rotting skin and joints that don't bend unless the user endures a good deal of pain and washed the skin, oiled the joints and holy good gravy added some tits and ass.

It's like fanon went "hey let's make a zombie a sex goddess". And now we have this. And it is glorious.

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>>7421246
She's certainly free to try. I'd love to re-create a Romero film with her, assuming her master can make repairs after.

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>>7421286

>it is glorious

I couldn't possibly agree more.

>> No.7421374
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It would be so inconvenient to sleep with her. You'd probably need a pizza oven when the weather gets cold.

>> No.7421390
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Cold hard tits.

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>>7421374

I'd rather not comment on whether that is worth it or not.

It is.

>> No.7421401
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I love it when artists utilize her ofuda. So damn much.

>> No.7421407

I think Yoshika is nice, but I'd never get engaged with her. Cute or not, she's still a corpse. No good.

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>>7421407

>I'd never get engaged with her

So does that mean you'd make her your girlfriend, Anonymous?

>> No.7421436
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I just had a thought. Though Yoshika's heart has stopped, she's still got a will. Would it still be necrophilia if she's willing to fuck or have the ability to turn you down?

>> No.7421444

>>7421419
Oh, you.
No. She'd probably want to cuddle or fuck or something, and the thought of doing so with a corpse disgusts me.

>> No.7421461
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>>7421374
cold girl warm night etc.

>> No.7421471

I WANT TO WRAP HER SACRED CHARM AROUND MY DICK

>> No.7421479

>>7421461

i bet she would be happy to have some hot, hot action. considering that she is cold

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>>7421461

I was wondering when you'd show up. You should take the plunge already, Necro. Yoshika's a nice girl.

Section 106, Row 8.

>> No.7421494

>>7421444

Well if the corpse is cute, why not? Although Yoshika isn't my style, even though she's not bad.

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>>7421471
Just don't remove it or you'll void her warranty.

>> No.7421501
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>>7421436
Necrophilia involves alot of projection and you can't really do that to something that talks.

Unless you're really off the deep end.

So to be fair its not classic necrophilia, its something like necrophagierosaphilia though naming this shit is hard because you never know when to use greek and when to use latin.

(psyc terminology is a filler class for winter semester)

>> No.7421510

>>7421494
Because it's a rotting, dirty, disease-ridden pile of dead flesh, regardless of how cute it is.

>> No.7421519
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>>7421484
I may or may not have done something that took away my waifu credit for the year the other night.

>> No.7421527

>>7421510

Well I guess you have a point there. I'm not sure if that would stop me though, I'm a bit worried about my state of mind.

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>>7421519

Oh well...

>> No.7421542
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OTP

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>>7421542
Or not...

>> No.7421577
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>>7421542

Heresy.

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>>7421542
>>7421577

That's enough of that.

>> No.7421591

I always wondered why Ran and Yukari had Necrofantasy and Necrofantasia as their songs.

We were just waiting for Miyako.

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Hmm I've got the night off and I've been sober for over two weeks. I should drink and watch zombie movies, but which ones.

>> No.7421600

>>7421591
Does the phrase "Border of Life and Death" ring any bells?

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>>7421590

Return of. First two. Maybe III if you're in the mood.

Are you going to feel sorry for yourself because you can't have sweet, sweet zombie love?

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DAT COLD, DEAD ASS

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>>7421615

>> No.7421639

>>7421628
Oh god.

>> No.7421660
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>>7421609
No I'm going to get drunk and fall asleep.

Also I'm always in the mood for return 2 and 3, they're my favorites in the series. But I lent the dvd's out to my friends.

Did you get a chance to see doghouse yet? it was actually really good.

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>>7421660

No, I haven't had the chance yet but if you recommend it I'll definitely be checking it out.

>> No.7421688

Miyako is my necrofantasy.

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>>7421688

That was kind of cute, Anonymous.

>> No.7421724

Posting for continued relevance.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6t5PO8ZVps

>> No.7421725
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>>7421660
Watch Braindead

>> No.7421731

It feels so good to be home. I can finally masturbate whenever I want.

>> No.7421738
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>>7421731

Hey, are you that one dude?

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>>7421725
But I only have the "Dead Alive" version!

Though if you enjoyed dead alive/braindead you should look up a movie called Bad taste.

>> No.7421742

>>7421738
Yes.

>> No.7421746

>>7421741
I've seen it atleast a hundred times
It's one of my favourite movies

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>>7421742

I thought so.

>> No.7421753

>>7421738
Probably.

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>>7421753

Wait. No.

Okay.

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>> No.7421788

>>7421759

Mmmm, definitely yes.

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>>7421746
One of my favorite endings of all time.

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It's like she was made for you, Necro. It's a shame, really.

>> No.7421981

any doujin yet?

>> No.7421996
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Needs more Yoshika with Angel Lust.

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>>7421943
She's to two dimensional for me man.

Though to be fair a real world encounter with a Jiangshi would involve me running like a little bitch.

>> No.7422005

>>7421998
>too 2d
i didnt know that was possible

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>>7421998

Our tastes are so similar but sometimes we're worlds apart, buddy.

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>>7421471
>>7421498

Warranty void if seal is broken?

>> No.7422022

>>7422009
you can just do it in the butt, you know

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>>7422007
Well if we were the same then you'd have no reason to be jelly of how amazing my taste in everything is.

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>>7422085

Now you're being just plain silly, man.

>> No.7422130

how do I make friends on /jp/?

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>>7422112
I have no idea what you're talking about
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7kJRGPgvRQ

Also I ended up starting this really fucked up movie on netflix called "deadgirl" about two guys who attempt to rape a ghost's corpse.

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>>7422130
Be a cool guy, Keep your unrelated shit to one thread that would otherwise just be a touhou imagedump, do your best not to shitpost, never bump a thread ever again.

Or you could just get a formspring and take the easy way out.

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>>7422164

I've had my fill of the macabre for today, thank you very much. May I suggest something a bit more lighthearted for your evening of intoxication and film? "My Boyfriend's Back". The movie not the song... although the song isn't bad.

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>>7422195
>macabre
I love that word.

Also 80's bubblegum pop.

>> No.7422212
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>>7422205
Though that song is much older I just loved the 80's cover version.

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>>7422212

Well, the original is a bit flavorless relative to all the covers.

>> No.7422265

Chinese zombie, has a japanese name. Why?

>> No.7422287
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>>7422265
She floated to japan using her spell card "corpse sign: floating dead body". Once she got to Japan, she found it easier to stay hidden from immigration by using a Japanese name.

>> No.7422318
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She's dead but she walks around and eats people? Scary...

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