/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Confess what?

>>7416185
Your sins

I once tear gassed a house full of people.

>>7416234

Okay, I can do that. But I won't do it here.

Satori isn't a priest. Unless she's black.

I haven't played an official touhou game in 8 months

But I don't need to do that, Satori can read my mind and know what my sins are.

I have lewd thoughts about Satori.

i miss those satorin threads.

i had sex with my girlfriend.
but i couldn't cum, even after half an hour
i think i can only cum to doujinshi now.

>>7416269
Maybe you should tape one to the back of your GF's head.

>>7416171
The only touhou I haven't fapped to is Kanako

my knowledge about touhou is erratic, I never played a game but I cum buckets with metal arranges, I enjoy greatly Chen and I keep stalking /jp/for Hata-tan, Remiria and Yuugi lewd or not lewd pics.
oh, and [sopiler]I'm a almost 30 virgin![/spoiler]

>>7416288
...[sopiler]
damn, I lol'd of myself...oh, well...

I have real friends and will go to college soon, so I'm probally the worst normalfag on /jp/

I hate Touhou and I think it has the worst fanbase this side of Sonic the Hedgehog.

I generally prefer heroines who have moderate to large breasts.

>>7416312
...want to trade place?

In a few weeks I will graduate and I have no plans at all. Or well, I HAD plans, but they went to shit.

I'm actually pretty scared. I'm the kind who gets depressed easily when I don't have anything to do. I'm pretty sure NEETdom isn't anything for me, and I never though this would happen but here I am.

I'm sorry /jp/ but I'm just not as strong as you.

>>7416326
No thanks.
I can always just pretend to be a NEET.
But I've been thinking about becoming a NEET and living from welfare recently.
Too bad my parents won't allow that

I jumped from being almost a street thug, I lived in a abandoned warehouse for years and I had dirty affairs, to being a hikki/neet.
guess that I'll got it better if died in that night in that alley...

>>7416325
Seconding this.

I don't like imoutos. I usually find them annoying.

>>7416341
don't do it. maybe seems okay at the beginning, but eventually you'll slowly slip away from the world...
don't do it. who lives under the sun, can't survive without it...
you'll wither and die...you'll become a ghost of your former self...

I have had lewd thoughts about my waifu. Now I can hardly stand lewd pictures of her.

>>7416359
But I'm doing this for 1 month now and I'm growing attached to this easy lifestyle

>>7416353
I used to think like you... but recently I find myself a perfect little sister...
...she's my perfect little sister...

>>7416372
Hi Mugen.

>>7416370
break your chains until you can...
trust me...I'm born in this pitch black dark...that's why I like it so much. and that's also why I can tell you that this isn't a place for everybody...
trust me, go out...wake up with your city...or you'll regret it someday...
...but if you really want it, then welcome to our family. enjoy your stay...

>>7416379
...eh? who?

I browse /jp/ for fun.

I'm going out with two girls at the same time. I've been doing this for 6 months, they both don't know about it, and I've never been caught.

End of daylight from alstroemeria records makes me cry every time i listen to it and i'm a armpit fetishist irl because of Reimu.

>>7416379
...his this Mame guy somewhat related to my perfect little sister?

>>7416414
pyharara~

>>7416406
they haven't find out because you have MPD and they're hallucinations, silly.

I made a bet against myself.

>>7416422

Fuck. I'm going to listen to it again.

>>7416425
Who won?

>>7416425
you winning, son?

>>7416427
victory-mind.

>>7416372
You do know it is implied that the "little sister" is actually a guy right?
Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I'm going to college and my future is looking up, but I want to drop out because I can't take the fucking people. Why won't they stop talking to me?

>>7416427
>>7416429

I'll find out in two months.

>>7416312

Hey me too bro. Well the real friends might not be real.

Also I have never read a Touhou doujin for anything but the occasional ones that are decent fap material. I like it primarily for the games and music.

>>7416436
Look at how much of a baby you are

>>7416438
???????????????????????????
/jp/- revelations & seacats

i really hate ugly as HELL hairy moles
and token minority characters-mainly females

>>7416438
Be sure to make a thread man. I'll hold you to it.

>>7416458
That's not what we wanted to hear from you wth.
Reveal your real secrets

>>7416465

It's not really something I'd make a thread about.

>>7416435
...not that I possibly love less my perfect little sister even if her body is biologically male, and for simplicity of definition she's a delicious trap, but you're referring to something specific, or it's a recurring joke that I missed?

I fap to korean cosplay whores

>>7416475
i haven't ever ejaculated from 2D pictures because all the sexual ones are censored to HELL and back and i still fap to uncensored 3D-pig-delicious

>>7416493
So you're gay?

>>7416493
That's more like it.

>>7416494
HELL naw! im striehgt as an arow!
just for that no bump

I fap to Asian porn not because I prefer Asians or enjoy their acting better, but because they're the only ones who don't shave these days...

>>7416171
You can't even get off to your precious Sanae? Shame on you.

I'm a neonazi skinhead responsible for the deaths of 3 Chechens and 1 Tajik in St. Petersburg. There, I said it. I can move on now.

I browse other boards. Mostly /tg/ and /x/.

>>7416513
This is a confessions thread.

>>7416515
well, not the worst boards...

I fap to 3DPD.
My NEET lifestyle is about to come to an end.
I don't play touhou (although some of the music is good) and the only VNs I've played are Wanko & MLE.
I also lurk /a/.

I fap to futa. that's it.

I haven't beaten a single Touhou game on any difficulty besides easy. And some of the more recent ones I can't even beat on easy.

Despite hating the 3D world, I find it difficult to embrace the 2D/NEET lifestyle.

starting tomorrow my neet life will have come to an end

i am getting a part time job (family business) and the rest of my time will be spend with sports and some community college courses (no more Internet, "Otaku culture" n shit)

the current plan is to do this for a year and after that move out of my parents house and live my own life...

ive already backed up all my files to external HDs and put them in a box in the basement so that i cant get them...

what sin do i have to confess? i ll probably become a sell out like everyone else... my biggest fear would be that at some point i might hate everything that i used to like...

fuck... i better leave now... see you guys on the other side

>>7416553
And by doing this you also lost the ability to capatalize letters?
Well there will always be a spot for you in Gensokyo

>>7416553
>>7416565
After you forget Gensokyo you can no longer reach it.

>>7416553
>fuck... i better leave now... see you guys on the other side

The only place I'll see you in hell where you will rot.

>>7416553
>>7416542
if your eyes can still stand the light of the sun, go. live your life, and never turn back. forget those silly, childish things, and be free. I'm with you. even if you don't know me, even if tomorrow we'll have forget about eachother, I'm with you.

>>7416593
In VNs, anime etc. when someone is forgotten it always makes me more emotional than when they would have died. CLANNAD for example, I teared up a lot when Fuuko was forgotten but didn't feel even a fraction of that emotion when Nagisa died.

I guess this can be considered a confession of a sort. A NEET that still has feelings, how horrific.

>>7416593
In years past I may have agreed with you, but recently I find no happiness in living my life outside of my room.
I am happy sitting here listening to Touhou arrangements, watching anime, playing video games, reading all these ridiculous meta-threads on /jp/... It's at least a lot more fun than the monotony of work, normals who are typically very fickle people, and the other bullshit society has people go through.

>>7416573
...brother, we're already there...a hell we built for our personal delight...don't you smell the velvet fragrance of our inexpressed potential rotting inside?

>>7416618
pic related

Truer words were never spoken.

I'm a huge hipocrite.
I see my mistakes and keep doing them again for the sake of people around me giving me attention because of it.
I overreact to anyone who wants to know more about me
I reject relationship because I project the things I hate on other people
I want to help other people just to feel like I am at least better than them.
I like to hurt the only person who cares about me to see till when she will hold with my bullshit
I use double standards for everything
I act like a mirror regarding people opinion and ways, so they can feel a bit better about their own lives and I can laugh to myself about how ridiculous they are when I am even worse.
I can't really feel bad or sad about anything that doesn't affect me.

And I haven't got dubs in a month

>>7416623
I like taking walks in parks, enjoying the scenery and watching the birds, and I also enjoy having tea with one of my few friends and other simple things. Cooking, drawing, reading the news paper on the balcony in the morning...

I think, as long as I can embrace my love for these simple things I will never stray too far into loneliness. The outside can be a pain, but I don't think I could live without it either. It's the same with staying inside. I need both.

>>7416638

>>7416646
This is sort of where I'm at now. I get out every once in a while to hang out with a friend or two. Take a walk or a coffee shop. Maybe I just have the wrong group of friends, but all of that is getting quite stale.

Also,
>>7416638
Barring the lack of doubles, I am with you 100% man.

Sometimes I think I'd like to join some other internet community to make e-friends or at least get people to know I'm there instead of being just another anonymous that no one can tell from another. Then I remember "oh god I'm supposed to have a fucking identity? Like, with a nickname and tastes? I'm not ready for this" I hyperventilate and come back here, scared and trembling.

>>7416646
true. both are needed, inside and outside, to find a equilibrium. pay attention...are those locked inside really different from those locked outside? the ability to move from one side to another, even just once in life, considering how easily time slips away, is probably one of the greatest freedom.

>>7416670

You'd regret it. There are no real 'friends' to be made on forums. Trust me, I've used plenty over the years and... giving people names and therefore reputations does nothing but create egos, drama and fighting. It ends up meaning people with certain usernames/avatars get away with shit lesser-known posters wouldn't, and so on.

Anonymous posting really is superior. Maybe it's more lonely, but... if you make a good post here, it's good on its own merit, not because of some slavish clique bullshit. And doesn't that feel nice?

It's my first time on /jp/.

>>7416689
>but... if you make a good post here, it's good on its own merit, not because of some slavish clique bullshit.
this is why we hate tripfags

>>7416670
You can always make friends on /jp/

>>7416708
Right, just make a formspring.

>>7416689
I've made good friends on forums. Although, this was from years before 4chan started and I haven't seriously joined a forum (other than sys11 and the Infinite Jest reading group forum started on /lit/) since that one.

I have a job, and this really nice older guy in his thirties seems to like me alot, calls me by my nickname, and I know exactly what his order is every time. I have lewd thought about what he would want to do with me as I'm completely bereft of body hair, all prettied up just to be ruined after years of conditioning from this hellhole. And then I cry uncontrollably in the cooler wondering why I'm so fucking socially retarded to the point where I can't hold a genuine conversation with him for two minutes or find the time to see him off-work.

I also lust after a fourteen year-old blond boy who I call Pico for obvious reasons. I even had a dream where he was shaving my disgusting facial hair off, and we started kissing. But summer just started, so I can't be a creepy pederast stalker anymore.

{spoiler]Also, I haven't done anything /jp/ related in months except listen to Vocaloid, if that even counts. I lost interest in VN's as a whole and WINE can be a bit picky about what it runs. I'll probably make an attempt when I grab an SSD and another HD after a few paychecks.

>>7416651
I like most IOSYS songs and the videos.
Songs by uno and ARM are my favourites

>>7416689
I mostly agree with this. I don't have that much experience with forums because most of them just give me the creeps. None of the few close online friends I've ever made were on forums. If you want to meet people online for friend-making, there are other ways.

I also like anonymous posting for the same reasons as this poster. It's easier to valuate posts made my anon.

Ironically however, /jp/ has given me more confidence when interacting with people online, because I've learned that even if I mess up and look like an ass/retard I'll eventually forget about it and move on, as will others.

I have a job, and this really nice older guy in his thirties seems to like me alot, calls me by my nickname, and I know exactly what his order is every time. I have lewd thought about what he would want to do with me as I'm completely bereft of body hair, all prettied up just to be ruined after years of conditioning from this hellhole. And then I cry uncontrollably in the cooler wondering why I'm so fucking socially retarded to the point where I can't hold a genuine conversation with him for two minutes or find the time to see him off-work.

I also lust after a fourteen year-old blond boy who I call Pico for obvious reasons. I even had a dream where he was shaving my disgusting facial hair off, and we started kissing. But summer just started, so I can't be a creepy pederast stalker anymore.

Also, I haven't done anything /jp/ related in months except listen to Vocaloid, if that even counts. I lost interest in VN's as a whole and WINE can be a bit picky about what it runs. I'll probably make an attempt when I grab an SSD and another HD after a few paychecks.

Fuck outer parentheses.

My waifu is from a mainstream shonen anime

>>7416729
Everything you posted about is /jp/ related.

In all honesty, I want nothing more than to be pretty and be embraced by a caring, warm, man. I can't think of anything that could be more lovely.

>>7416715
but I don't spam, don't post anime and I don't have daily doses, I'd stick out like a sore thumb

>>7416775
Good, by sticking out you make more friends

>>7416753

I can understand the pretty part I guess. To tell the truth what I want to do is achieve true beauty in mind and body. The body one is impossible for me since I don't find guys beautiful in body though, so I'm focusing on my mind.

I think iCarly is pretty funny and I love Avril Lavigne.
I also enjoy shounen manga/anime very much.
It is such innocent fun and I like to see the male leads trying to super hard to be awesome because that part of me died when I was very young.

I go to church every Sunday, occasionally teach Sunday school, and I have a youth group that I host every Wednesday.

>>7416831
I got kicked out of a youth group and "banned" from the church that hosted it.

The community leaders said the tsunami's in Asia were caused by god because they were Buddhist nations. I got trolled and raged, ended up ranting etc.

I post on several forums and I use a tripcode here, but 95% of my posts are anonymous because it would be easy to figure out who I am to the people who post on said forums.

>>7416875

Hint

I used to be a NEET. Did nothing all day every day but sit at my computer. Then a few months back I got myself a full time job, 40 hours a week as a bakers apprentice. I've regretted it since.

I've killed 3 people in my life.

Jesus fuck, so many losers thinking they're back on /r9k/. And no one even trying to stop. Yeah, I guess /jp/ is over.

>>7416963
First day here buddy?

>>7416963
>And no one even trying to stop.
Maybe if you yell SAH-GEY enough something will change.

>>7416963
>he's never seen a shitty blog thread in /jp/ before

>>7417021
>>7417038
I'm guessing you started browsing /jp/ recently and thought this was a place for losers like you to unwind? Cry me a river.

>>7417046
>he's never seen a shitty blog thread in /jp/ before

>>7416963
true i remember when /b/ was epic win and not this shit


edit: sry i thought i was at /jp/

>>7417057
?

>>7417046
I also think /jp/ isn't a place for losers.

>>7417063
>he thinks /jp/ isn't a place for losers

/jp/ is a place for K-ON.

>>7417076

>>7417073
Yes, that is the joke. Thank you for highlighting it.

>>7417073
Speak for yourself weeaboo.

>>7417076
/jp/ - Azunyan General

>>7417082
>>7417087

>>7417086
OH MY GOD OWNED, OWNED, SO MUCH OWNAGE+WIN ITT (IN THIS POST)

>>7417046
You have to be trolling or you have literally only been here for a day or two.

/jp/ blog threads get far more replies than actual /jp/ related threads before they are deleted and it has been this way for fucking ages. It's funny you think /jp/ of all places isn't filled with "losers" too. Losers by who's standards, normal?

>>7417083
This is what some people really believe.

>>7417091
Why do you come to 4chan? Why don't you get some friends? try to get laid, do something besides going on 4chan to try and act like a pretentious shitdick. If you had anybody in your life who actually wanted to listen to what you had to say you wouldn't be doing this, and if you weren't a complete piece of shit you would realize that nobody is going to read your point of view you faggot. Just stop or kill yourself, either or is fine with me.

>>7417093
>/jp/ blog threads get far more replies than actual /jp/ related threads
And you think that's ok? Are you one of the /r9k/, /sp/ or /a/ refugees that think any subject is ok on any board?

>>7417103
OH MY GOD MY CORE VALUES ARE BEING BROUGHT INTO QUESTION & SUBSEQUENTLY DEMOLISHED BEFORE MINE+ANONYMOUS'+GOD'S EYES THIS IS A FUCKING MASSACRE

>>7417110
You're new here I see.

>>7417110
lol you faggot, we get it, you want to sound intelligent and important and so you go to a forum like this and find some other jizzbag like you who just writes the same shit over and over again to have a debate so that someone can finally listen and hear your point of view because everybody who comes across you isn't interested. You're not smart, you're not interesting, you're an unemployed dullard who uses 4chan to get the attention he doesnt get at home

>>7417110
Replying to copypasta?
Seriously?

>>7417107
No, I report and ignore them, or shitpost if I am bored enough. Your surprise at this thread existing is what is somewhat funny.

Stop trying so hard too.

>>7417107
Are you honestly suggesting we should read and post on other boards? Are you fucking insane?

I am a 16 year old boy (I know I shouldn't be here but in early 2010 I watched a news report on 4chan and decided to check it out and I ended up here)

I love being on /jp/ I come on here once or twice everyday and it always makes me feel better.I don't post often and really only make VOCALOID threads.

I want to be a woman though it's not 100% possible yet I would still like to get a girly appearence.I have always admired beautiful trans-women(Tsubaki Ayana,Nong Poy,Liu Shi Han,Harisu etc) and want to be just like them but right now I can't because my family is against stuff like this...though I am thinking about going behind their backs and start taking hormones before I get too manly(I am average)

School is boring and I hate going(I was held back for skipping class last year so im just now becoming a sophmore) I think highschool is just useless I would stop going for good if I had a choice.The only good trait people say I have I am nice.

Summer is just as bad as school I sleep all day and wake late at night.

So /jp/ as my seniors what do you think I should do.

>>7417107
Since it's so unacceptable, you'd better hurry up and report the thread.

Otherwise something bad might happen.

ITT: Rock Hard Dicks

>>7417134
fuck off weeaboo

>>7417134
The only thing that arouses /jp/ more than scat is shitty threads.

>>7417134
Fuck you, y-you FUCKING GAY CUNT.

>>7417131
I think you should be reported by me.

I sometimes start metadiscussions in threads I don't like which derails those threads

Azunyan is the worstest keion. People with refined tastes such as I know this.

>>7417131
Fuck on weeaboo

You guys need to calm the fuck down and watch some motherfucking K-ON.

>>7417143
I do this all the time.

Glad to know I'm not alone.

>>7416963
>Why is there a blog thread with no shitposting in it?
>torrent of shitposting

Mission accomplished.

>>7417141
fuck off weeaboo

>>7417143
>derails
Yeah because this thread was so /jp/-related that it shouldn't be derailed at all. Cry more.

>>7416875
Which forums are those? I've been considering joining one but I don't really know a good one.

>>7417155
He was expressing solidarity with you, not insulting you.

You should probably have your autism checked out. Possibly get examined for signs of paranoia.

>>7417143
I like to pretend I'm the OP and make an ass of myself.

80% success rate in request threads.

>>7417143
I do this too and I then try to apply rules to /jp/ and tell people what is related and what not even though I know how stupid that is

>>7417159
Yeah sorry, worked too hard. Should get some sleep I guess.

>>7417162
I think this only works after the OP leaves. When the real one claims that "that's not me" it's usually fairly obvious.

>>7417163
Whatever works.

Sometimes I like to pretend I'm the OP by saying that the actual OP isn't me.

Sometimes I like to play castlevania adventures on the gameboy but belmont walks too slow. I tried playing it on an emulator for symbian phones and it's even worse. Shit sucks.

I'm a virgin.

>>7417200

I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul!

I... I like K-ON!

>>7417200
I'd be happy to help with that.

I just fapped

>>7417200
How long until you become a wizard?

I spend all my waking hours addicted to this one normalfag game.

I don't even like it.

>>7417215
You're an girl, right?

>>7417243
I'm 27, so yeah. Although I'm not trying to become a wizard on purpose.

>>7417247

>normalfag game

Which one?

>>7417265
I think he wants adult women to touch his pee-pee but they won't so now he tries to improve himself and is in an endless loop of disappointment.

>>7417288

He wants to play the game, you say?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_5O-nUiZ_0&t=0m06s

A primary reason that I post on /jp/ now is because of another person that I knew that browses here. I loved her to an unreasonable extent and accidentally alienated her by being socially retarded. I posted on /jp/ before that but my activity increased a lot since, due in part to the vain hope that sometimes the person I'm talking to is her. I'll never see her again now so fuck it.

And all that obsessive attachment to a lost cause makes me feel shittier than any NEET here.

I hate fucking everything.

Here's your blog thread back you fags.

>>7417553
Thanks chief!

>>7417265
LoL.

I don't hate all 3D

I...I like older females with large mammaries childbearing hips and sexual experience.

All these years i have been pretending to like young flat girls just to fit in with the rest of you better..

Please dont hate me.

I don't like loli.

>>7417585
Neither do I.

I don't care for Touhou, Little Girls, or Japanese Culture.

I don't know why I keep visting /jp/ actually. I think I might have a fetish for autistic cynics and shitposts.

>>7417582
Same here. Lets be friends.

>>7417588
Nice to see I'm not the only one.

I'm not a NEET
I'm the biggest procrastinating faggot on earth
I posted on this blog thread
i'm pretty much a normalfag
i still fap to 3D because i won't sexualize pure 2D girls.