/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I've thought about it. I'm too fat though.

I'm not a muricunt, that's not how it works here.

What is Memorial Day?

HELL NAW, first day in ima prolly be anally raped

Wow, you mean I get to eat, sleep, shit, piss, and masturbate in close proximity to buff men? And you mean that these buff men are the same guys who brag to their friends about how they'd risk going to jail so they could put a bullet through the head of all sick fucks (like me!) who enjoy these kinds of pictures, among others?

Oh golly gee, please show me where to sign!

isn't the point of being a truneet to avoid the awful type of people the military attracts?

Most males join the army for 6-12 months, because it's either civil service or prison if you refuse.
Don't assume everyone lives in the same country as you.

It's 2AM. I'm stationed in Okinawa. Sorry, my Memorial Day is already over.

I don't live in the USA OP. I hear there are alot of bros in the army from /a/ though.

why are americans stationed in japan and do they even do any work there?

It's my last resort option if being a hobo doesn't work out.

>finally get out of your rooms and have a job and get some sweet sweet tax-free income
>Free food
>free place to stay
>get to travel

Fuck all of that. I only like the part where I get to kill entire villages.

>deathpimp trying to indoctrinate NEETs into their murdercorps

Reported for advertising. Get the fuck out of here, recruiters.

>>7415586
The stock answer is "to serve as deterrent a regional arms race" which isn't too far from the truth. And no, we don't really do anything here other than try to minimize the effect of drunk Americans on the locals.

>>7415541
>Wow, you mean I get to eat, sleep, shit, piss, and masturbate in close proximity to buff men?
This sounds good but
>And you mean that these buff men are the same guys who brag to their friends about how they'd risk going to jail so they could put a bullet through the head of all sick fucks (like me!) who enjoy these kinds of pictures, among others?
doesn't

The military is good choice if you want to realize how fucking good your life was before you were stupid enough to join the military.

If I join, it's so I can get shot at or step on a mine.

>>7415585

All of 4chan is infested with Americunt soldiers. It's really annoying.

war criminals 'r us

Is the US Army constantly doing guerilla recruiting on /jp/ or something? I don't see any other reason other than /jp/ hiveminders as to why you thinking joining the military would be a good idea as opposed to getting a job. If you're a TruNEET™© and suddenly want money or whatever, I'm sure there are easier jobs than the military.

>>7415633
What did you expect from an american imageboard?

Hosted in America?

If moot was Brazilian, things would be different around here.

>>7415655
GIB DONATIONS OR I BAN YOU HUEHUEHEUHUEHUE

>>7415655

So you think that every forum in this world is infested with soldiers of the nation where it's hosted?

>>7415591
Interesting, I'm going to hobo soon also.

>>7415666
No.

>>7415659
And Brazilians infest everything regardless.

>>7415666
>666
You are clearly the devil in disguise. I will no longer heed anything you say.

I considered joining the ROTC program until I found my school only has it for the army. Oh well, such is life.

I have noticed a huge influx in recruitment threads/posts...

It's conspiracy. The government is trying to gather up all the shut-ins so they can eliminate us.

I hate those Forex cunts, too.

Awesome tier: Reserves

Let's constantly deploy; you don't need any downtime tier: National Guard

Oh boy this was a mistake; I'm constantly surrounded by idiots tier: Active Duty

>>7415647
That feel when you have a military job, a civilian job, and go to school at the same time.

>>7415683
Brazilians would not normally do this. Can you not see it is some person from another country trying to make us look bad?

And yes, I am a Brazilian. Surprise.

Navy-fag here. I'm in my room playing eroge right now. Hell, I go to the nearest hotspot and play Cosmic Break too. No one minds because there are weirder people here than me.

Of course that idiot zun!bar would bump this.

>>7415524
>>7415750
>>7415754

GAYbar confirmed for recruiter samefag.

>>7415757

Samefagging isn't new to him.

>>7415756
>>7415757
>>7415767
>>Samefriending isn't new to him

You're a fine one to talk, Anon.

>>7415750
What do I have to join to get spanked by Lynette?

>>7415777

Looks like someone hurt your feelings.

I'll just leave this here.

I dropped out of army college if that counts
I didn't really like army life, I had no privacy. it was very annoying
i have no idea how you people get to play eroges and such. i didn't even have enough time to study for my exams and my grades were terrible

>>7415777
>>7415750

>>7415784
>>insinuating my butt is not aflame with mad 24/7

I'm in the Air Force. Nothing exciting, just Comm.

It's not bad. Of course I wish I could go back to being a NEET, but that would probably true of any job.

>>7415849
I hate you Comm guys. You took all the computer jobs at my base, and we went into record management.

I'd love to join the military and finally become a human of worth, but I dunno. I have a decent build but I don't know if a /jp/ type like myself could handle getting yelled at and insulted all day, plus all the excercising and all that.

How bad is the Air Force?

>>7415989
The military won't automatically make you a person of worth. Just look at ZUN.

>>7415989
>getting yelled at and insulted all day
Air Force boot camp isn't like the others. If you go in, you'll either come out really strong or really smart, because nobody hates on you unless you get caught doing stupid shit.

>>7415989
the military didn't make me a person of worth but it did make me feel like i was finally doing something with my life. it felt very nice
not everyone can put up with being locked in 5 days a week, though. it's not for everyone.

>Heck, you could join the navy and go into naval aviation and everyday will be just like Strike Witches.

Um... ha ha?

>>7415989
>getting yelled at and insulted all day
It's like you're really on /jp/!
Just imagine they're calling you a shitposter instead of maggot.

What are your guys' ranks?

Second lietunenant here.

>>7416083
>officer
>/jp/

>>7416083
Quit before I got past recruit.

>>7416083

Don't you have a forum where you can circlejerk all day? Why bring this faggotry to /jp/?

>>7415754
>weirder people here than me

Can you explain how weird?

>>7416083
fart commander

Oh boy, how did I miss this thread?

Man I love America.

>>7416083
sra

>>7416115
Me too.

>>7416110
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>>7416122

Nobody cares.

>>7416124
Ouch, looks like the haters are out, even on Memorial Day...

Also, Air Force is top tier.

>>7416122
I, too, enjoy Satoris. What base are you at?

>>7416129
So if someone doesn't care, he's a hater?
Nice logic. You must be really worthy to the country with that train of thought.

>>7416129

I don't know what's a memorial day and I don't care but I do know that this shit has nothing to do with /jp/.

>>7416134
Minot AFB

I know, its just as bad as everyone says it is in the winter. I mean, how often do other get to work on planes in -45F weather?

>>7416141
>Minot
Oh... I'm terribly sorry.... I didn't know.

Kadena here.

>>7416141
>>7416148

>>>/k/

>>7416152
Ignore. It's just one guy samefagging.

I'm evading conscription, actually.
Goddamn, why would anyone want to be in the military? Even with the income tax-free and room+board paid for, you could take home more working a shitty entry-level job elsewhere without having to become some dipshit officer's dog.

>>7416161
>>>/int/
No one gives a shit. Cry more.

>>7416152
Never been to /k/ I see...

>>7416148
Lucky you, though at least its a base I have a chance of going to with my job. What do you do?

>>7416163
/int/? What?
Why don't you fuck off back to /k/, OP?

>>7416161
I see what little you do know of the military is Marine Infantry.

Because most of it is nothing like that, and adding in all the benefits you receive, I didn't know you could make 50k a yr at a entry level job.

Yeah, I'm really going to get myself killed for some petty cash. Get a brain moran.

>>7416163
>>7416155
>>7416152
>>7416137
What is your problem man? /jp/ moves slow enough as it is so it isn't going to bump anything off the board. Can't other /jp/ers in the military talk with each other? We're all bros right?

And no, I'm not from the USA or in the military.

>>7416196

WHY DON'T YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP AND CHOKE ON A DICK, YOU MILITARY FAGGOT.

>>7416195
see
>>7416187

>>7416196
You've got other boards to discuss these themes. Why not go there? /jp/ isn't Random or Military or even your beloved /r9k/ (thought apparently it's turning into it).

Plus you aren't the one changing the rules. Being here is a privilege not a right.

>>7416196
>What's your problem with rule-breaking content, man?

>>7416196
Although I rarely ever post I wanted to say something too but you already said it so I'll second your post.

It feels like the same person to me, though.

>>7416222
I don't get what you're trying to say.
Are you saying we should all be supporting each other, despite the theme?

Look where you are. Think why /jp/ was made and think if this has anything to do with /jp/.

Men won't wear pants, we'll fondle each others, we'll fight against alien and use magic!
It is JUST LIKE IN MY JAPANESE ANIMAYS!

>>7415996
>>The military won't automatically make you a person of worth. Just look at ZUN.

What's wrong now, Anon.

I mean I go to Afghanistan, come back, and you're butt is still as sore as ever. What gives; I thought time heals all wounds.

>>7416129
>>7416141
>Satorin !KOMEijI/Jg

>>7416559
Hi

>>7416550
You know he's just being a silly tsun-tsun~

>>7416569

>>7416550
>chair work.

What kind of workout the army does? body weight or olly weights?

Want to fuck that nazi in the OP

>>7415580

If you know a loadmaster named Jared, tell him Hi for me.

I'm getting out of the military tomorrow