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Is she on /jp/?

>> No.7414529

Everyday

>> No.7414528

She's on my dick.

>> No.7414531

Nobody who wasn't immortal would waste precious time on some of the threads here.

>> No.7414536

She sees all the lewd porn of her.

>> No.7414543

>>7414531
/jp/ - Immortal Culture

>> No.7414545
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>>7414528
How can that be when she's on mine

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>>7414531
You'd be surprised.

>> No.7414551

>>7414531

I've always had a feeling I was immortal.

>> No.7414562

I am 100% sure I am immortal.

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>>7414551
>>7414562
T-then how will you guys get to Gensokyo!?

>> No.7414619

>>7414613

Obviously with magic. We have all the time in the world and then some to learn.

>> No.7414620

>>7414562
>>7414551

Yeah, they can kill me; I have a life that never dies.

Yes, I don't have to pretend, that I will go on and live forever.

So, I just want to run out of time that I will live.

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>>7414613

Plane Shift
Conjuration (Teleportation)
Level: Clr 5, Sor/Wiz 7
Components: V, S, F
Casting Time: 1 standard action
Range: Touch
Target: Creature touched, or up to eight willing creatures joining hands
Duration: Instantaneous
Saving Throw: Will negates
Spell Resistance: Yes

You move yourself or some other creature to another plane of existence or alternate dimension. If several willing persons link hands in a circle, as many as eight can be affected by the plane shift at the same time. Precise accuracy as to a particular arrival location on the intended plane is nigh impossible. From the Material Plane, you can reach any other plane, though you appear 5 to 500 miles (5d%) from your intended destination.

Note: Plane shift transports creatures instantaneously and then ends. The creatures need to find other means if they are to travel back.
Focus

A small, forked metal rod. The size and metal type dictates to which plane of existence or alternate dimension the spell sends the affected creatures.

Like this.

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>>7414635
Magic doesn't exist.

>> No.7414810

>>7414800
I want to read a murder mystery about a bunch of people playing dungeons and dragons.

>> No.7414841

>>7414810
I want to read a murder mystery about who killed your faggot ass, fucking nerd.

>> No.7414844

>>7414525
>Eientei fags
It all makes sense now!

>> No.7414845

>>7414841
I want to read a murder mystery about who fucked your mother and is the father of her mongoloid son.

>> No.7414854

>>7414845
What's your problem with my brother, fucking asshole?

>> No.7414885

>>7414551
You mean it wasn't obvious? Didn't a mysterious being in the form of a little girl contact you the moment you started browsing /jp/?

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>> No.7414897

>>7414885

Not at all. The only thing that was weird was how my heart slowly changed over time.

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