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Other than a dick, do you have anything that Parsee would be jealous of?

>> No.7402244

I don't live under bridge for one thing.

>> No.7402246
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7402246

Let's just pet her instead.

>> No.7402247

Not being a shitty touhou

>> No.7402250

My devilishly good looks.

>> No.7402251

>>7402250
This.
Every time I go outside, I always get heralded by a woman jealous of my beautiful hair. One even offered to shave my head for me so she could keep all the locks.

>> No.7402259

Nope, nothing I can think of.

>> No.7402270

My ability to be somewhat content with my life and not being utterly consumed with envy at everything like she must be.

>> No.7402284

Drawing skills.

>> No.7402283
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7402283

Nope just I'm just a sack o meat and sin.

>> No.7402306
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>>7402284
Why arn't you drawing parsee right now?

>> No.7402331
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7402331

That feel when you tug off Parsee's jacket and expose her sexy midriff.

>> No.7402333

>>7402331

I don't think I'll ever get that opportunity.

>> No.7402341
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>>7402333
Just get drunk and forceful with her.

>> No.7402343
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>>7402331
>>7402333
>>7402341
without the jacket it would just be raping an elf.

>> No.7402344

>>7402341

That's not my style though. She has to be willing, you know?

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>>7402343
You say that like it's a bad thing.

>> No.7402421

>>7402247
Silly Yutanpo, you are not a Touhou you are a tripfriend.

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