/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>resisting to your non-protocol urges

I'll take 2 please.

Eh, I have pretty clean habits. I wash the dishes when I'm done with them instead of letting them stack, know how to wash my own clothes, etc.

But if we're talking a maid for fucking, then yes. I would want a maid.

Why do I need a maid when I could have a loving and devoted wife?

Yes. I would like a maid of my own, to be loyal and in love maybe. I would help her in the tasks that she is clumsy with. And when her shift is over, play games all night long. It would be all kinds of fun.

Most of all, I want to be a butler/maid..

>play games all night long

Vidya?

My own maid? That would imply I want just one.
THIS IS MY FETISH

>resisting to your non-protocol urges
This. I am aware I act like a retard and need to be put in my place sometimes.

I would like a maid/bodyguard.

With an adequately sized mansion, you would of course have your team of normal chore work maids, cleaning and the likes.

A maid would be cool. I'm extremely messy and not very good at house stuff. It'd be nice if she actually cared about me, it would make it easier and we could do fun stuff too. I'd like her to listen to most of my orders at least, although I could understand her not going through with some of them.

>>7400361
I am the horse miniature.

A science and robotics division.

How could you not want a Hisui type maid?

A sector for chemistry, er.. wait.

>>7400376
I want Kohaku to clean my house, which would consist entirely of us playing fighting games.

And of course, a security squad to keep out competitor spies.

Meanwhile the robotics division has all the fun.

She would keep my very messy room tidy and dusted and let me drink her breastmilk.

The institution will provide benefits for growing family members, healthcare and promise of future employment.

>>7400374
For some reason I can't think of anything else right now other than a maid kicking a Big Dog as it balances itself, then she kicks it again.

Weird.

Now i'm going to shut up and just post more maids.

I'd like to have a maid, for cleaning, housing and cooking.
And it'd be nice if she could be obedient to my urges of video games playing. I'm not interested in sex, however.

I wouldn't mind. She'd cook, clean, bathe me and when there's no work to be done we'd play games.

>Obedient

do want

one obedient that will do the cooking,
and one tsundere that will do cleaning and I will be teasing her while she is working, sexually.

Maids to help you don your armor, you glorious white knight, you..

me on the right

>>7400382
Kohaku when she's mad = best maid

>>7400374
>science and robotics
>not Biribiri

No i don't want a maid, i would be really embarassed to be served by someone, i don't like the idea to give order to someone, i just like to ask things to people as a friend and not as a master or something.

>>7400437
Pay no attention to the underground kingdom.

>>7400442
What if that someone actually enjoys taking orders?

>>7400438
It doesn't get more science than BIG DOG

Besides, thats all magic mumbo jumbo you kids do over in that academy city.

I'd like an "S-dere" maid. I.E. She does the typical maid duties, but only does them because I'm "useless", etc. Also footjobs; pic related.

>>7400454
ICBM-tan is best touhou.

>>7400463
is dat some kishida mel
the girls are always so cute

The best type of maid

>>7400467
I have more, somewhere, but they're lost in the sea of unsorted images before I started putting things in folders.

So I just have this massive storm of "maid 125890713507135.jpg" images.

Screw resistant, I would like a more charmingly dominant maid after she's done with her daytime maid duties.

Best character in the series.

I'd rather be the maid. It seems like a nice job and it's something that I could do well.

>>7400349
This sounds really nice.

I'd like a maid who was obedient.

I'd like a maid who is good at anticipating my whim - one who isn't just doing what she's told, but can appreciate the logic behind it.

I'd keep our relationship platonic, though.

Assholes raping my maids.

There are way too many maid archetypes I like, but if I had to pick one, I think I'd choose the combination of loyal and sadistic, perhaps with some yandere.

>>7400455
Any sufficiently advanced technology would be indistinguishable from magic. Robots are from stone age.

>>7400455
Shit I just realized where the pose is from.

>>7400538
I was intrigued by this picture until I realized it wasn't a trap.

why cant i hold all these groceries

>>7400545
And then the captcha ate my image.

I'm torn between my maid fantasies and not wanting other people to touch my stuff.

>>7400561
I know that feel.

Maybe your fantasies would include a personal office where the maids are not allowed, causing much interest and mystery where the maids think you're some sort of mad scientist or evil organization leader. But instead you're just in your room jerkin it to surveillance footage of the changing rooms.

3D maids are pathetic and I would feel compelled to abuse her because she is so miserable. 2D maids are always the best characters.

a maid would be nice, but how the fuck do I pay her?
raunchy remarks incoming

>>7400661

Money. Unless she likes you enough, I guess, which probably won't be the case.

Have a team of 4. 2 for household chores, 1 as a chauffeur and another as a body guard. They would be loyal and offer consensual sex every night.

>>7400661
Give her a cow or 3 fine goats by the end of the year and she'll be happy.

I'd love one. She'd be totally obedient and loyal, kinda like a servant whom I have an unlimited amount of command seals with.

>>7400661
Trick her into debt, and convince her that the only way to work it off is to work for you the rest of her life.

>>7400666
You can't have a Maid without some sort of payment involved, it ruins the moe.

Obedient please. ;_;

>>7400949
Room and Board.

>>7400953
Oh DSK, you were too much of a man for them.

>>7400978
This. Dominique is a bro.

>>7400661
Make your own and say you adopted them.

The best maid is the frozen-cold, always-expressionless one.

Yes, that applies to fucking too

Well, it depends. Would she be an interesting and cute 2D maid, combat-oriented or not? Then yes, I'll take 50. Would she be your average 3D Filipino maid? Then no.

Why aren't the 3D maids as good as the 2D maids /jp/

Maids are pointless, because you aren't allowed to employ them in such a way that you are actually their master and not just their boss. Anime maids are better because they HAVE to serve the master and put up with the shit involved. The only thing that could replicate that in reality would be robot maids or harboring a runaway.

>mfw people don't realize that real maids are unattractive hispanic women.

>>7401078
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Maid

These are the Maids we're talking about.

Just a friendly reminder that the new Shirakaba release featuring Sakuya x Suika is out, scanned and uploaded.

>>7401078

sad but true.

while looking for a maid pic to post and stumbled across this fucking thing. why the hell did i save this again?

>>7401105
>Shirakaba
This guy is awesome, I feel his love for futa and busty Sakuya. Why does he only do short parts in Mothman doujins?

>>7401105
where might one acquire this?

>moot talking about /jp.

>>7401105

Where might I find this?

>>7401078
I doubt it would be hard to pay some attractive girl to stand around and be cute while wearing a maid outfit, as long as you didn't try to make her do any work.

>>7401138
>pragnent

>>7401144
Might be because the amount of detail he puts into his works takes time.

>>7401150

On that note, there actually probably was some kind of discussion about us recently, as apparently we have a new meido.. or mods are doing better.

>>7401145
>>7401187
The same place as everything else.

>>7401268

NOT A SUFFICIENT ENOUGH ANSWER FOR US LURKERS AND NEWFAGS

>>7401053
/agree

>>7401105

Source?

http://ehtracker.org/t/370675/963dd5cda183ccbf038d5f2c6cba772700ed5b52.torrent

I want a maid I can spend long nights inna wood with.