/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Hmmmm, nope.

Only if she can talk about something other that her hair and her best friend's boyfriend all day.

Only if we go on magical, beautiful adventures that change the world for the better. Otherwise, not interested.

no way in HELL

>implying anyone on /jp/ would reject a real girl

I got a girlfriend just because society insisted, and sexed her.
I desire to return to the 2d world, and I think I will.

>>7398862
>mfw typical pig whores from HELL think bestowing themselves on men is a gift

>>7398869
>mfw when you use misogyny on the internet, yet would jizz in your sweatpants if a girl bumped into you on the street

>mfw i'm in a shit thread
>mfw i'm helping make it even more shit
>mfw i'm an absolute plague on this board

>>7398864

That sounds terrible. I am glad to have learned from your experience though.

Yes, a little, when I decide to take a 2D injection like your op, I somehow end up in this state.

No, when I'm just shitposting all day on the internet, because it leaves no time for any thoughts.

yes

then i jack off

sadness over

>>7398849
Absolutely. But then thinking about how much work it would be, and money and stress and its not worth it. I would rather have a girl I am friends with that I could hug.

>>7398889
You would really be fine with just hugging? I'd end up raping or something

I'm tempted to get one just to see how shitty it really is. Then I would be able to appreciate 2D more.

Then again, it would require me to leave the house. Fuck it.

>>7398849
not sure maybe

>>7398890
God yes. I can masturbate on my own, but I can't hug myself. and pillows have no warmth.

>>7398895
You've obviously never heard of thermal pillows. They're not that uncommon if you live in the north.

>>7398895
>implying masturbation comes anywhere close to pressing your bare skin against a beautiful woman while ejaculating inside her

It's like a hug+

>>7398901
Eh, maybe. But I don't really get aroused when thinking about cute girls I know, I just want to hug and cuddle with them. Sounds pretty generic /jp/ to say but only 2d gets me off in that way. Not to say I'd be impotent, but I just don't really desire it.

>>7398862
i did

been there, done that

I'd like to try it again, at least one more time ;_;

>>7398915
oh whoops, I blame captcha

I had one.
She was a bitch.
I had some others. They were bitches.
I am glad I finallyrealized that real women are all bitches and whores.

>>7398915

When you actually hug them, your body will react and then you want more.

>>7398932

Sounds a bit dangerous. Glad I don't know that sort of thing.

Sex is the most overrated thing ever.
30 mnutes of fun don't justify risks like unwanted pregnancy.
I rather masturbate untill I want to start up a family.

>>7398892
This is the only reason I'd get a girlfriend. Similar reason why I kept up a friendship with someone after I became a hiki actually.

I find media presents an idealistic vision of humanity so it's good to have a dose of reality every so often. Never mind the practical benefit of preventing my voice from weakening.

i had one
she was sick
and i only wanted her as an egg
she looked cute, but had an high percentage of being a slut
then i rejected her for years at the end she left
she said she loved me and would never let me go

sup /r9k/
Oh wait...

>>7398938
yeah, if only some kind of sheath to cover the penis and prevent semen from getting in the vagina existed, then we wouldn't have that guaranteed baby after every session

>>7398880
yeah, it was, I hope others can learn without having to go through it personally.

by the way, masturbating with lotion feels a lot better than any vagina, any day.

>>7398862
>>7398916
Same, if by "reject" you mean "Too autistic to know how to respond to cute girls chasing you and telling you they like you".

Feels bad man, especially when I'm still doing it 10 years later at 24.

>>7398932
Maybe. Either way I would never be man enough to do anything about it, pretty much she would have to initiate anything whatsoever. And by initiate it would probably have to be force. Not sure why, there's really no reason for it, but I'm pretty retarded about these things. I think my brothers legit think I'm autistic, which makes the meme funnier to me.

Fuck no.

Every dealing I've ever had with the opposite sex ended in sorrow and disgust. Those experiences have forever changed me and I've been 2D-obsessed for so long now that I'm not even attracted to the alternative.

I am totally fine with this.

>>7398860
100% this.

I want a partner who will help me release glitterbombs of happiness in the world that are so brilliant it completely erodes away the foundations of normalcy.

>>7398953
>by the way, masturbating with lotion feels a lot better than any vagina, any day.

did the girl just lay there like a dead fish or something

Yes because I'm not an insane autistic manchild living in fairy tale anime land. Seriously, all of you. Grow up. It's funny how it's almost impossible to get anyone to change their ways. Why are you all so fucking stupid? You're not even thinking about this post. It's a mechanical reaction in your head telling you disregard what I say. Snap out of it son. I believe in you.

Thanks for your time.
Anonymous.

>>7398957
I'm the same. They would have to initiate it with me. I'm fact there have probably been many times where things have been initiated and I'm too stupid to even realize it or I subconsciously deny it to myself.

It's pretty normalfag but I want to be able to love someone.

>>7398964
That's not a very nice comparison. A fish is cheaper, and usually tastes better.

>>7398968

Is it just me or does that sort of "encouragement" make me feel even worse? It sounds more like I'm getting beaten down. I do that enough to myself.

>>7398968
That's odd, are you honestly suggesting that everyone who has no desire to get a girlfriend is an insane autistic manchild living in fairyland?

What about the people who just don't like girls? Or guys, for that matter?

>>7398968
why would you say that?

How many of you are actually gay or bisexual, all joking aside?

Would you have sex with, or let a man fuck you?

>>7398993

I'm neither. I just don't find guys physically beautiful. Not only that, I'm trying to control whatever sexual urges I have. Less masturbation and whatnot.

>>7398993
>Would you have sex with, or let a man fuck you?

No, although I wouldn't fuck a women either.

>>7398968
Its not like everyone here has always been only interested in 2d, its what we resorted to when the other option is too unrealistic. Even if we could somehow get a girlfriend she sure as hell wouldn't be cute. After a while you convince yourself you don't even want it rather then sit around depressed that you will never have a cute girlfriend. Not to mention these type of threads are on /jp/ multiple times daily, normalfags trying to feel better about themselves. Its perfectly reasonable to at some point say fuck you to 3d and to the people that promote/gloat over them.

in before "hurr I never wanted a girlfriend real girls are gross 2d only ever truneet"

>>7398993
I'm a pedo.

i really dislike humans
will only accept a girl if she is totally perfect and virgin and comes without even talking to her, but id never talk to her

>>7399013
I hope you don't sincerely believe any of that.

In any case you shouldn't project yourself onto an entire collective.

>>7399013

Ehhh, you're really generalizing here. I've dated several girls that were cute on the outside but their disgusting impure souls put me off the hobby. I'm not talking some temporary asspain, either. It's been half a decade.

I have a waifu now and I'm pretty stoked on this relationship.

I want a girlfriend that has an identical personality to me but hot.

>>7399013
i suspect the late night crew is more divorced and/or tired of their shit non-magicians.

>>7399013

I dunno what even happened to me. I just lost interest over time when it came to 3d. I don't really care about that sort of thing as much nowadays.

I won't deny that I wanted and had 3D girlfriends in the past. Believe it or not, I'm actually pretty handsome (or was, I guess) and always had it easy with the girls because of that. But they're all the same.

Bitches and whores. All of them. Even the seemingly nice ones. Don't you fucking forget it.

I'm finding myself wanting to meet this one girl only because she reminds me of the damaged girls in the type moon VNs. Seeing as how she's been hurt many times, she might appreciate someone with a soul like me. It probably won't have a story book ending but the dumbass hero wannabe inside me wants to try to be there for her at least.

>>7399075
No exceptiones? I mean there must be some girl, somewhere who isn't a bitch, a whore or a retard?

>>7398849
The board isn't a hive mind. We don't all think as one.

>>7399080
damaged goods are the worst. seriously.

>>7399080
You sound more at home on /tg/ than /jp/.

>>7399075
my girlfriend of 6 years would disagree

>harder than danmaku

>>7399083

I'd wager such ladies are rare. I myself can't say I hate the women most people call bitches and whores, but I don't approve of their actions at all. Some people just lost interest in 3d but don't hate them, while others went to 2d because they disliked 3d. There are some other reasons as well I guess.

Is there something wrong with not wanting one? What's the point of it?

>>7399095

There's nothing wrong with it as long as it's what you want.

>>7399090
To be fair, your girlfriend might be a bit biased.

>>7399083
>>7399093
Yes, there are girls like that.
But why should she pick your ugly, autistic ass instead of someone who looks the part and can support her financially?

>>7399085
Yeah I agree with this from first hand experience.

I felt the same as the other guy, what ends up happening is getting completely headfucked yourself.

Maybe a few times in my youth but then I stopped meeting new people and later stopped talking to people. Now the apathy keeps me from going out the door. Sometimes I dream about a girlfriend but I forget what real people act like so my dream girl is more like a 2D personality.

Do the japs have a term for liking broken goods?
That is my fetish.

more than 50% of marriages fail.
somebody wins the lottery every week.

>>7399042
>>7399051
Just saying that most of us have given up on 3d, whether through bad experiences putting them off, or giving up from a lack of experiences/hope. Either way I don't think any of us are "insane autistic manchildren living in fairy tale anime land". Our rejection of 3d is a logical conclusion to the lives we live.

Either way I find it hard to believe anyone was never interested in girls back when they were in middle school or early high school, its just not how human beings work. Unless you're gay I guess, But thats still 3d.

Why would I want a girlfriend? Because I'd enjoy having her around? I've spent most of my life being around people, they're just annoying pieces of shit who keep urging me to do stuff with them I'm not interested in, and nothing more. Talking to similar-minded individuals on the internet is much more fun.

For the sex? I've had sex a few times, and it's not much better than masturbation. Definitely not worth putting up with all the shit that having a girlfriend carries with it.

I also hate children and sure as hell don't want any myself, hence I do not need a partner for procreation.

So no, I don't want a girlfriend.

>>7399090
>my girlfriend of 6 years would disagree
yeah, but we can't put real girls back in the box.

had one , was boring then one day i tought if i try to make things better , and then realized it wasnt worth and dissapeared

>>7399102
Because of "love"? Calculating the most profitable outcome is what is called a bitch.

>>7399090
>my girlfriend of 6 years would disagree
Well yeah, I guess a 6 year-old probably doesn't have a very bad character yet.

>>7399117
Like you wouldn't do the same thing, oh my god.

It's nature. Deal with it.

>>7399117
I agree.

I wish people loved each other more. Everyone is so lonely but for whatever stupid reasons they just don't want to love each other.

>>7399123
So you would rather have some comfort and security rather than throw yourself into the unknown for love?

Surprising to me how many /jp/ers have resorted to 2d after shitty experiences with 3d relationships. I was under the impression the overwhelming majority of /jp/ had never even kissed a girl.

I guess the old adage "tis better to have loved and lost" is fucking bullshit huh? Should those of us that have given up be glad for this at least?

>>7399129

Perhaps so. I actually don't have these experiences, but others do apparently.

>>7399128
My point is that love IS nature. Sexual attraction, finding the best mate, and all that.

There is a reason why anime/manga girls are all thin and symmetrical.

>>7399129
No, the adage might have some truth to it. It's just that I imagine most of us with bad experiences didn't love and lose. Instead we loved, were lied to, cheated on, and left.

>mfw since i found out i can never become a magician.

>>7399129
Forget kissing, I've never even held hands with a girl. I wish I had a girlfriend, so she could ditch me and I could officially become a misogynist like cool guys on /jp/. But that's not going to happen in this life apparently.

>>7399139
i was the cheater, but pretty much this.

why would you post here
everyone here is a loser
no one
NO ONE cares about them leaving their homes
exept their parents
because they dont want them
ahahahah

I would go through the same experiences I've had again. As much as it took time to recover from I have never had such fun.

Of course this was all like 8 years ago and I haven't been in a relationship since.

I just don't have the motivation, I've had a friend for years now, any second I wanted we would both be over each other.

TOO BAD.

>>7399144
I lost my hug virginity but my hand holding virginity is intact!

I think relationships would be a lot easier if I was misogynistic actually, sort of like thinking your audience is naked while performing on stage.

>>7399153
Because your friend isn't hot, and you know this.

>>7399158

Yeah I know, she's a nice girl, though.

And she's most likely a virgin, too.

No, 3D can't be trusted and will be quick to break your heart.

copy paste thread
i did it before no one noticed

>"tis better to have loved and lost"
it is, but just like that brand new video game you waited months for, it gets old & boring. even sex.

virgins deny this truth. noobs accuse you of being "bad at sex". the price women charge for having sex with them is far too high.

>>7399155
it's a lot easier if you're misogynistic, yes. you have to make them feel like they have respect from you in the relationship though. if you do that, you have full control. you can even get them to let you put it in their ass. it's kinda like being a politician.

Girls play mindgames and expect you to magically know what they're thinking and what they desire. That's even more autistic than /jp/.

Nah, OP, once you get over this, such a thoughts won't bother you.
But seeing how /jp/ is normally sexually anxios, most probably do want a gf. Well, I couldn't care less.
>>7398968
Now, this post is just funny. Oh well...

That's like asking if I want cancer.

>>7399191
So that's a yes?

>>7399199
It's funny because it's true for some people.

nice girls exist believe it or not you just have to go through alot of shit to find them and you will end up dating alot of beatches before you find a nice girl
if you cant take it then don't do it. You can always sit back and take it easy but you will never do anything, if you ever decide to do do anything in real life get ready for a lot of stress,disappointment etc on the way

>>7399216
i'd like to start, but i want to begin with a high school girl like everyone else. if i will never get one at 26, i guess i fucked up my satisfaction with my life

>>7399228
As a cruel twist of fate, I think people on /jp/ would be suited more towards older women who have matured and are more intelligent than most.

Of course we have fucked up our lives.

Several Times i wished to have one, but the moment before it came to a relationship i got cold feet and canceld it.
Probably something like a natural protect against a relationship, or just me being a coward.

And now i got the problem that my exigencies to a girl a way to high to realize them, due to anime/manga/video games.
It's not like im not attracted to women, I just don't want to be with them, maybe I'll find one who fits to me, but I probably won't have a chance then :D

>>7399216
It's not about good or bad women\girl. If I think about it, most of females I know are decent people.
It's about act of having gf being very bothersome, just like that. Paying attention to someone, doing something on behalf of other, putting up with someone's personality etc etc etc. A lot of stuff. While on the other hand, there is no real reason to have one.

I don't want a girlfriend for sex or anything. I just want a really close friend that I can relate to and play games with. ;_;

>>7399273
You know, I actually like the idea of being in a situation like that with someone I actually like and care about.

Don't get me wrong, over the last decade or so I have loved being alone and doing whatever I want whenever I want without being bothered by people, but yeah. I'm sort of enjoying people's company more and more. I'm not even sure how this happened.

Spent highschool trying to get a girlfriend. Got 4 different girls, all they would talk about were their friends, make-up, and education. Women generally have flat personalities, and the same societal pressure that pushes men into girlfriends can be blamed for this when it comes to women.

Also there is a lot of other bullshit surrounding it. Meeting their family and leaving a good impression, being liked by their friends, getting called up for the most useless shit, etc.

The idea sounds nice from time to time.

It would be nice to have somebody to spend life with.

However, I'm uncomfortable with emotional intimacy, so that's probably a no-go.

It extends to 2D also.

>>7399236
Women/older women usually prefer older guys though.

Other people don't pick my desires for me any more. Someone else can have my share of women.

What is it though? Too afraid of being hurt or feeling too deeply? I'm honestly not trolling because I'm too scared to ever initiate a relationship and I'm trying to figure out why. Maybe it is just the fear of something bad happening to someone you love. I don't know.

had a few and are not worth it

>>7398849
but i have op for many years already lol

The reason why I decided to leave the 3D world is, because I had a girlfriend and she couldn't live with me anymore, because I am too fucked up.

>>>/soc/

of course I want

Reported
little girls dont want girlfriends

>>7399385
But then with whom would they drink the tea?

I'm uncomfortable with any sort of intimacy.
I'm too fucked up to be loved.

no cuz my sis leeches the HELL out of her boyfriend and she doesn't even put out (she would tell me)
her boyfriend is becoming poor-er each day
I COULD BE IN HIS SHOES if i were to get a gf (this is a bad thing)

So you want a "damaged" girlfriend? Who has been hurt before and you could protect? You're not unique. You're not a white knight either. You are a coward. The only reason you want someone like that is because she would depend on you, and finally you'd feel that you're the one leading the relationship. If she's completely dependent on you then she won't ever abandon you, right? You know that no sane, healthy person would want to spend more than 5 minutes in your company, so you're trying to find someone even more pathetic than you. Of course, deep inside you know that the only people like that are the complete fuckups.
Normal people are looking for an equal partner, because they are confident in themselves.

You'll always remember your first love and somehow, no matter how bad it ended, the time together will always remain a pleasant memory.
After that it's all a lot of bullshit though.

Also, I find the idea of me having girlfriend from my age group repelling nowadays. I think I stopped developing somewhere around age 16, which was over 10 years ago.

>>7399464
No, you're just a pedo.

I can't take it easy when there are 200 posts and half of them are probably saying yes.

>>7399464
This made me think about my first (and last) kiss.
I has been 12 years. Holy HELL.

>Waaa waaa waaa girls girls girls /whine9k/ /adv/ baaawww
Grow up losers.

>>7399494
No one gives a shit.

>>7399495
You know the history of this board, right, summerfag?

>>7399512
It's summer already?

Winter is coming.

>Do you ever want a real girlfriend, /jp/?

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Reported.
Take your 3D shit elsewhere, clowns.

I don't deserve the kind of girlfriend I'd want so I'll stay single. As long as I can have fun I'll be content.