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That feel when you invite Sudo for yoshinoya, but he's too fat and american to leave his chair.

>> No.7397266

Reported.

>> No.7397282

>>7397266
Sup Sudo.

>> No.7397306

>>7397282
I don't post anonymously.

>> No.7397324

you just want his autism dollars

>> No.7397346
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>>7397306
Why don't you come to yoshiya with me you little wanker?

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>>7397346
Too lazy.

>> No.7397374

I see Sudo's trying out zun!bar's routine.

I'm not sure which one is more pathetic.

>> No.7397375

I doubt Sudo is fat.

/jp/ers rarely are for some reason. Must be the lack of food.

>> No.7397391

So this shit is as if McDonalds sold Japanese food? I can't blame him for not going.

>> No.7397398

>>7397375
He said so himself.

>> No.7397397

>>7397374
>>zun!bar's routine

Please elaborate Anon, as I have no clue what you're talking about.

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>>7397374
I can't do anything about other people making threads about me.

>> No.7397409

>>7397375
Though it's nice to think of /jp/ers as a bunch of emaciated little traps, I doubt that is the reality, considering how many anons live at home with easy access to food.

>> No.7397414

>>7397375
I just don't gain weight. I ate 7 cupcakes, 3 hotdogs, and had a cup of coffee and 3 beers for dinner last night. Somehow I experience regular deficiencies. I might have a hard time absorbing food or something similar.

>> No.7397420

>>7397396
So are you really fat?

>> No.7397421

>>7397398
I never said that I'm fat. I was fat years ago, before I developed anorexia and dropped to 140 pounds from 330. I'm 6'2", by the way.

>> No.7397446

>>7397421
Anamoe!

>> No.7397453
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>> No.7397455

>>7397421
So you were fat before you started gulping the anti-depressants?

>> No.7397467

>>7397455
Yeah, I'm on them now though and I haven't regained it.

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>>7397467
You know when you stop taking them you'll start to have a appetite again and get fat.

>> No.7397487

You taking zoloft Sudo? Oh boy, how's it hanging down there?

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>>7397481
I won't stop taking them then.

>> No.7397536

>>7397489
In my experience, they eventually stopped working. If you're unlucky, you might end up switching to one that makes you gain weight. I still have yet to return to my delicious slimness before having gained nearly 20 pounds. ;_;

>> No.7397545

>>7397536
I've been on a bunch of different ones. None of them have really helped with the depression, I just feel numb all the time for the most part. I'm on Klonopin and Amitriptyline at the moment.

>> No.7397556

Once again, Sudo ruins a good thread.

>> No.7397562

>>7397556
The thread was about me in the first place.

>> No.7397575

>yoshinoya
wow, 20 posts in and no pasta?

>> No.7397579

>>7397562
Which is why it sucks.

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>>7397579
It can't be helped.

>> No.7397604

This thread is now about ZUN!bar, may he rest in peace.

>> No.7397609

I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.

>> No.7397626

Might as well ask this while you're on the topic.
What are the symptoms of depression?
I'd google it, but it might be better to hear from my fellow /jp/ers.

>> No.7397637

>>7397626
I would imagine that it involves having no motivation to do anything.

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>>7397604
ZUN!bar eating a corn dog.

>> No.7397664

>>7397609
thanks

>> No.7397677

>>7397637
Thanks.
I can't tell whether it's depression or me being a lazy fuck, but I'll find out when classes start.

>> No.7397717

>>7397637
I have a friend who thinks he is depressed. I thought so too until I realized he's simply dumb. He cares far too much about what people think of him, especially girls. He gets quiet and somewhat mean/rude infront of people and he's been meaning to get his drivers license and a job for the past five years but hasn't taken even the first step towards either of those. It's like he really doesn't have enough common sense to do anything at all, even everyday tasks like cooking or figuring out how something works to fix it. His only speciality is sports, which really pisses me off when he tries to talk sports to me when I clearly don't give a shit.

He's a stereotypical lonely, awkward /fit/ and/or /sp/ poster. Why I'm even friends with him still, I really don't know. I feel a lot better about myself when I compare myself to him. Atleast I don't freeze up around people and I have enough common sense to function in everyday life in addition to being able to cook for myself.

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