/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Your perception sir, your perception

Take your lewdness out of here.

Why does /jp/ have some fascination with calling every female a slut?

>fanon

Silly bird, you can tell she's thinking lewd thoughts.

>>7394071

>Take your lewdness out of here.

I wouldn't mind if he left it here.

No, Mystia is pure and innocent.

>>7394072
/jp/ was hurt by a woman they loved and it turned out she was a slut so they are afraid of every women being a slut.
Lol projecting blog post

She lets more than 1 woman serve her.

Slut.

>>7394088

I thought of some other silly theory, but that works too I guess.

>>7394068
I'm more concerned about Mystia's nipples right now. Where are they?

>>7394088
More like because all women are sluts.
AMIRITE?

>>7394087
So far from the truth

>>7394088
you left out the wing part. why wings?

>>7394088
I guess what /jp/ wanted more was a girl as an exclusive friend, rather than a simple girlfriend.

Well, fuck that, Mystia time.

Japanese bird looking for man to fertilize her eggs

>>7394095
Like /jp/ being a raging misanthropist?

or realistic expectations?

>>7394101

Not talking about that. It seems as if /jp/ likes calling every character a slut. Some say the winged characters, some say it's others, it's so silly.

>>7394101
Wings are an ancient symbol of freedom. Here they represent a desire for sexual liberation and freedom on the part of the Touhou.

>>7394107

My theory was something way more silly, like being jealous that those ladies are taking the affection they may want from another anon or something stupid like that. Of course it's a terrible theory, but I like making stupid things up.

So if we get rid of her wings, she's no longer a slut?

>>7394114
Nothing wrong with that, makes for light amusement

>>7394112

I want to be free, too. But free from other people, free from responsibility, like a fairy. They're so cute.

>>7394112
You mean they represent the freedom from earthly sexual urges.

Look how Aya lost them once her frequent appearances in subsequent games started.

>>7394118
You are a cruel man

>>7394122

I'm afraid such stupid things are making me even dumber because of it...But I don't really mind. As long as my dreams are filled with happiness. Mystia wouldn't be half bad either, as long as she didn't attack me like Flan did once.

What kind of self respecting lady just offers up the goods like that?

>>7394129

Don't you have an autistic fit to throw while spamming threads you don't like?

>why is X such a Y

>>7394134
what?

Are you going to take responsibility Anonymous?

>>7394151

One of the few things in the world I'd take responsibility for.

>>7394118
That is so absurdly cruel. Why the fuck would anyone ever do that?

>>7394161
She can't fly away if she doesn't have wings

>>7394134
>Spamming threads you don't like
Funny how he only spams one sort of thread

>>7394164
Just tie her up.

Force feeding her the unborn children will teach her not to slut around.

Please be gentle.

It's not that winged Touhous are slutty. It's that somewhere in fanon, EVERY character as slutty, but a lot of the winged ones are popular. Unfortunately, nobody sexualizes Kurumi, or Mai, or Gengetsu.

(In before Meiling posts mystia_flap_flap.jpg)

Why are people so cruel to Mystia? Why her and not some other Touhou?

You will never see Mystia hugging the egg that contains the unborn child the two of you made together.

>>7394190

Why any Touhou? None of them should be subjected to cruelty. Although I'm sure I'm going to get a bunch of people saying otherwise...

>>7394164
Actually, yes, she can. Even without wings, all Touhous can fly.

>>7394164
>>7394173
>>7394177
No sir, you will not do that

>>7394196
>subjected to cruelty
Well, they're female after all.

>>7394201
Not when she's also beaten into submission.

>>7394201
And besides, remember that she's a youkai. They'll regenerate.

>>7394208
> They'll regenerate.

How long will these wounds take?

>>7394208
Even if youkai endurance does work like that, it doesn't change how painful and traumatizing chopping ff her wings would be.

sure is buttmad gorespammer in here, go get your own thread

>>7394219

>go get your own thread

That's rich.

>>7394207
Geez, Mokou. I think you overreacted a tad.

I knew Mokou was desperate for some action, but I was sure she'd hold out for Kaguya instead of going for the easy snatch.

>>7394223
You're right; they should just get out of /jp/ altogether.

Dear /jp/, in your pursuit of a pure unspoiled virgin you have remained a virgin.

Give in to the slut, and you to will no longer be bound by the shackles of virginity.

>>7394232
But we're all pure

Unlike Mystia

>>7394232

To do that is to be bound tighter by the shackles of lust, which I'm currently trying to overcome. And that's even worse. I'd rather die a virgin than to give in and lose.

Mystia is about to break

into song

>>7394242
It's true! Sing along, /jp/!

Slut exhibit #2, Shameimaru Aya. As if someone having the word "Shame" in their name wasn't enough to tell you how much of a lewd tart she is, she goes door to door trying to get you to buy her useless scandal tabloid newspaper, promising you that she'll give you and only you a special deal off the newsstand price.

>>7394250

>>7394257

>Mr.

>>7394258
It's referring to her with Momiji.

>>7394250
In order to get more subscriptions, a new camera, teach children about sex etc. Aya has done it all.

>>7394257
>>7394258
Oniichan, you jerk!

>>7394257
>>7394262
When you have to seduce a dog in heat for a news article...

>>7394264

>ayadespair3

Just how many of these do you have, man?

>>7394267
Four. Straight images of crying Aya are hard to come by, thankfully.

>>7394267
How many subscriptions did you buy from the trollop?

>>7394270

Wait a second, I think I know you. You're that one dude, right? If you are who I think you are, you're one of my favorite posters along with that one guy from Kansas.

Must be a tough job convincing people to buy your paper

>>7394274
Probably. I'm that guy who slapped some Aya-loving sense back into you. Twice? I forget.

Aya is not a nice girl.

How did this become an Aya thread?

>>7394277

I am in your debt, really.

What kind of camera does Aya use?

Pretty much any touhou that's remotely popular is going to be called a slut by /jp/.

And birds are all sluts because they're birdbrains = very very dumb = easy sex = SLUUUUT

Although I don't really care, because it doesn't really matter, there's absolutely zero point in getting mad over some fanon shit, hell even canon shit is often only loosely regarded.

Hence yeah, anyone actually getting mad at their favorite Touhous being called sluts is not taking it easy.

>>7394280
Because she has wings, she's a touhou, and she's also a slut.

>>7394280
/jp/ - Bird/Youkai.
I'd try to rope Okuu in here, but she gets lots of threads already.

>>7394284
>there's absolutely zero point in getting mad over some fanon shit
This is truth.
And yet I still get mad sometimes.
I am not good at taking it easy.

>>7394284

I just wish /jp/ was nicer. Even the ladies I don't care much for don't deserve that sort of treatment. But I'm not gonna get upset or anything, it's not my style.

>>7394288

No one who wears strawberry print pantsu is a slut.

>>7394284
True, but that's no excuse.

>>7394282
Mmmmmhmm.

Can you get any more slutty than a lewd succubus who consumes semen for nourishment?

>>7394295
Say what?

Why does /jp/ always shit out good threads when I need to sleep? There's never anything to do around here on the many, MANY free nights I've got. It's a conspiracy, I tell you.

>>7394280
>slut

Gee, I wonder.

>>7394301

Eh, it's kind of a mixed bag for me. Some of the good, some of the bad, you know, that sort of thing.

>>7394295

Koakuma is European?

>>7394291
Oh right and Tokiko. She's another glaring exception to the slutty winged things "rule".

>>7394295
Reverse Noise Koakuma is the best.

>>7394301
The only conspiracy on /jp/ is who is holding us back from binding together our knowledge of the dark arts to summon Momiji to this world, so that we can pet her gently? I say it's all moot's fault.

>>7394298
Reported for /a/ shit.

>>7394308

I don't suggest usage of the dark arts. Another method would be preferable.

>>7394294

Well, I probably can't do much for you but please let me know when it's time for collectin', friend.

>>7394301
> Why does /jp/ always shit out good threads when I need to sleep?

Cause thats when the true neets are active, not the summer kids who post in the evening

Koakuma is also a weekly contributor to Bunbunmaru, her advice column on better sex is a popular article.

Slut #3, Reiuji Utsuho. She wasn't satisfied with melting down only one reactor at Fukushima Daiischi, oh no. Only multiple reactors would sate her lust.

>>7394322
Okku is probably a slut, it's just that she's so strong that she doesn't give a shit.

>>7394301
As much as some of us tried to redeem this thread along the way, I don't think a slut-themed imagedump qualifies as "good" under any metric.

>>7394436
yet still the best thread on /jp/

>>7394439
Better than the bread pun thread? I think not!

Just imagine her womb churning and convulsing as it makes an egg fertilized with your sperm.

>>7394583
yeah, and then she'll write an article about it

God, look at all these lewd birdsluts.

Good thing its always crow season. I recommend .410 gauge shells so you don't damage the delicious meat.

>>7395604
Not this shit again...