/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Marisa
>sucking random men's dicks
typical

>on the streets
>please email me

Get out Marisa.

>he
That's inconsiderate of you.

inb4pictureswhere

>>7392105
he has a data plan

He played borderlands for over 120 hours; he deserves everything he gets.

>TF2: 2238 hrs
>Borderlands: 125 hrs

More like it was kicked out for being a lazy piece of shit.

I wouldn't mind having a girly boy dressed up as Marisa on my dick 24/7. no homo

Marisa hates fagze!~

>>7392108

He can call himself a stegosaurus for all I care, but he has no right to tell other people what to call him.

>>7392134
ilikeyou.jpg

Seems kind of sad people would do degrading things just for a place to live. But oh well, maybe that's my pride speaking. I don't know what it's like to be in that sort of situation. I'd probably just be homeless.

I don't follow trips. Is that anyone worth helping?

>>7392118

>girly

Nope. Dudes with legitimate gender issues don't make any effort to look cute. Just like real women.

It's daze

Can't he just go to a homeless shelter?

>>7392152
he doesn't consider that THIS might be why he's kicked out, and not his genderbending?

>>7392152
Does he have Downs or something?

>Last online: 4 hours 25 minutes ago

I think he's doing okay.

>2238 hours in TF2

He's not welcome in my house, that's for sure

I kinda feel bad, though
not for him, for whatever tf2 team picked him up the season isn't over yet

Typical steam user.

>you will never find the real marisa homeless, and have the joy of showing her simple human warmth

My door's open to sweet, good natured hobos but competitive FPS players rarely meet that description.

>>7392190

>showering her with simple human warmth

If by Human warmth you mean semen,I would never want to do that.

I wouldn't give him normal human warmth either

>>7392206
some of us are actually pretty nice guys, though

though I'll agree that this ogre-like thing most likely doesn't fit the description

>>7392190
You would let a thief inside your house?

>>7392206

I'd actually swap places with a kind-hearted hobo that looked to accomplish his dreams. I've wasted everything good I've ever had.

>mfw when sage doesn't work even when 90% of posts in this thread are saging this thread.

I'm so hard right no-
>7392152
...

I find it interesting that /v/ reaction was "HA HA' and "Free blowjobs? I'm in!", and /jp/'s reaction is "poor guy" and "I might help him, but he seems sketchy/fucked up"

Basically, what I'm saying is, you guys are acting nicer than /v/. Step up your game, we might lose our elitism awards at this rate.

>>7392220

poor Marisa

>>7392234
link to the /v/thread?

also, sorry for acting like a newfag here, but is there any way to sage and noko at the same time?
Because I want to stay in the thread, but I don't want to shit up the board

>>96253880 /v/ thread.

>>7392246
'nokosage'

Why do people who get thrown out not flip their shit? If my mother tried that I would make sure she could never walk again.

>>7392246
You can use nokosage, but nobody regards saging as "shitting up the board" here. In fact, it's the opposite.

>>7392246
>>>/v/96253880
Noko+sage, good job, house, sister, fuck etc.

>>7392246
>>>/v/96253880

>>7392257
never mind this post, I misread you

>>7392257
>>7392254
nokosage actually works?
I never knew

Also I meant, I don't want to bump threads that clearly aren't about the board topic.

>>7392234
I think more /jp/ people can relate to the situation on some level.

>>7392234
Being elitist is one thing. Having some fucking humanity is another thing altogether.

>>7392266
there are fewer people on /jp/, too, which lightens the flack you get if you're a somewhat nice guy
I guess

>>7392276
I hope he learnt that playing FPS competitively is not cool.

>>7392277
Sarcasm.

>>7392276
you know, I'm sort of happy he's OK
also checking if nekosage works with sage+noko, as well

>>7392290
Yup. Welcome to a page 2 discussion.

>>7392255
Good fucking question. What would they do sue you?

Testan

>>7392298
You can't sue anyone without a pulse

>>7392298
i dont know, maybe they'd call the cops and you'd go to jail

>>7392305
Which is probably better than the street in some places.

>>7392305
Does jail have decent bandwidth?

>>7392309
The sad part is that you're probably right for large portions of America

Dunno how it is over here in Norway, don't see much homeless people, actually, even though I've lived in two of the largest cities in the country.

I could think of worse places than Florida to be homeless.

>>7392311
your ass will have a decent bandwidth

>>7392311
There are quite a few with decent bandwidth. Got to keep guards that are off-duty between shifts happy.

>>7392323
how would you know? sometimes /jp/ can be scary

>>7392341
Not from personal experiences. I used to know someone who was a security guard at a local prison who claimed that the guards were allowed to browse the internet during breaks. He used to torrent from the public computer because he averaged around 2mb during downloads.

Got what he deserves.

>>7392341
He might have personal experience. I was homeless for a while.

/v/ thread has now become about whether animals can be gay by nature. Does watching 2 male horses fuck make you gay?

>>7392373
VVVVEEEEEEEEEEE

to think i used to hang out on /v/

>>7392373
/v/ disgusts me more than a homeless gay transgender. Talk about funny.

>>7392373
/v/'s a piece of shit, what do you expect?

>>7392382
>>7392373
>>7392390
Go back to /v/ please.

>>7392390
What the fuck is your problem? What have gay transgenders done to you? Fucking insensitive asshole.

>>7392368
That's rather ironic.

>>7392399
Nothing, it's just disgusting. What happened to your reading comprehension?

this entire thread can be summed up with 'lol america'

>>7392404
I think it could also be summed up with AUTISM.

>>7392400
He isn't too bright. He won't get in trouble anytime soon though with his record though.

>>7392403
No, there's nothing disgusting about them. Fuck you.

>Kicked out of his house for being a transsexual
>Melbourne, Florida
>Florida
Sounds about right. It might not seem like it at first glance, but Florida is FULL of super-conservative evangelical bible-thumpers and white trash. Especially north Florida.
I feel kinda sorry for him if he's wandering around in this heat, it got up to 101 degrees F yesterday, and that's just up around the panhandle area...
Well, I hope he can find a friend to stay with.

I believe the more important issue is:
What happened to all his stuff?

>>7392422
>i don't find it disgusting
>therefore it is objectively wrong to say it's disgusting
protip: SUBJECTIVENESS

I don't even think they're disgusting myself, but others may disagree

>>7392429
His mother either threw it in the trash or pawned it.

>>7392428
>>7392152 <-this having a friend

...
no seriously?

>>7392429
>sleeping with your waifu

witches get stitches

>>7392438
Eh, you never know, perhaps there are people who are genuinely friendly and caring in this world who wouldn't mind taking him in. Not everyone in Florida is a dick.
Also, I gotta hand it to him, that cosplay IS pretty good... even if it is a bit creepy.

>>7392459
he looks like a serial rapist, goddamn
but yeah, it looks decent at least

>>7392442
I wish I could sleep with my waifu.. ;_;

I hope that this person will be in any after-world she or he always wanted to be in.

R.I.P ;_;

I will pray for you.

Thank god the real Marisa is okay.

This is what happens when you tripfag.
We always warn you about your attention whoring/not knowing your place ways, but they never listen!
And they end in the streets, sucking dicks for a living.

>>7392488
such is the life

I wish I could get my penis sucked by a (not necessarily convincing, but still somewhat cute) male crossdresser.

>>7392152

toougylwouldntbang.jpg

>>7392255

Uh...

>>7392298

...yes.

At least then they'd have a nice jail cell to sleep in...

*sarcasm* -_-

>>7392234
>mfw I was reading this thread and only when I reached this I realized I was no longer on /v/

Just goes to show how infrequently they talk about video games over there.

remember guys sucking dicks for money isn't a good idea since you can get throat cancer from a STD

>>7392509
>*sarcasm* -_-

This person makes me want to not like touhou.

>>7392514
You can get more than throat cancer...

>Steam

>>7392510
>mfw
You should go back there

So what with the "/jp/ group" in Steam.

>>7392496

I'd do this if I had the chance to.

That fucking sucks. If I had my own place I would totally take him in and wouldn't even ask to get my dick blown.

>>7392483
you'd still suck a dick though, faggot

;_;

Another shit thread on /jp/.

;_;

Transsexual suicide rate is 50% ;_;.

>>7392549
Nobody on /jp/ is in the position to decide when a thread is shit and when it is good, unless the thread is obviously spam or a troll thread

Any non retarded transexuals on /jp/'s opinion on this?

Disgusting transsexual deserves it.

>>7392525
We've got a steam group?