/jp/ - Otaku Culture

What's with the lewdness today? Stop trying to make me stray from the non-lewd path.

FUCK YOU TEWI-CHAN

I won't lose to you, Tay

that's what sluttos usually say

like fat chicks saying that big women are better than ''twig stick women'' and that they can't handle them

oh Tewi you're such a slutto.

I assure you that what I lack in experience, I more than make up for in will and endurance!
Now stop making shitty threads and go to bed.

Tewi's butt.

I'm still too low level? I guess I'll go camp some youkai spawn for a few levels then.

You can count on me to not come back. I rather have the other bunny.

I was looking for a well drawn, non-lewd Tewi earlier today. Rather difficult.

>>7341288
Tewi Zonday is by nature extremely lewd. It's something of a curse.

I like Tewi because she is barefoot all the time and I like feet.

>>7341373
Oh my. Its a tewi pic that i have not seen before.

Tewi is like an imouto-chan that started acting horny around you, and told you it was okay if you started fooling around with her, and she keeps it secret because she loves you and wants to marry you when she is old enough to leave home

sigh ;_;

>>7341412
I'm not following your analogy. She is hundreds upon hundreds of years old.

Tewi in that sekkenya video was my first contact with touhou.
and years later, here i am

I bet Twei fucks like a rabbit.

Oh my, a thread appreciating my waifu?
Feel free to adore her from afar.

>sexualizing little children
fuck how can you do this!? dont you have any shame at all?
you pedophile fucks should be locked up and your dicks cut off

>>7341529
>Drawings are real people too.

>>7341519
Constantly and briefly?

>>7341527
I'm licking my screen and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

>>7341539
Nope.
I shall simply enjoy my beautiful wife to the utmost.

>>7341527

bitch, don't even talk about stealing mai waifu.

>>7341529

hey faggot, tewi is over 900 years old. gtfo /jp/

You can't handle a demon like me. Come back when you have more experience.

>>7341673
WHY DO YOU POST A RANDOM STREETFIGHTER CHARACTER IN A TEWI THREAD

AND WHY DOES SOMEONE NAMED 悪魔 HAVE 天 ON HIS BACK

THIS MAKES NO SENSE

>>7341742
>AND WHY DOES SOMEONE NAMED 悪魔 HAVE 天 ON HIS BACK

>>7341755
fucking scrollbar

I would befriend that Tewi so hard right now.

bump

>>7342072

bump with content, fag

>>7342790
my apologies

i really like mischievous tewi as well....

>>7342875
But that's the only Tewi.

>>7343005

how can you look at this face and see anything but the portrait of innocence?

im pretty sure even an inexperienced loser like me can satisfy that horny as hell rabbit.. ill probably be every tired the next day though.

>>7343072
It's a facade.
If she didn't look like this she wouldn't get away with all the shit she does.

No.

>>7343215

that fuck could you possibly have against tewi you autist?
kill yourself

>>7343215

>>7343237
>that fuck could you possibly have against tewi
OH GEE I WONDER

>>7343215
You're a thousand years too young to catch Tewi in any trap of yours.

>>7343288
Tewi's face when the gun backfires on the guy with the pistol a la Bugs Bunny.

>>7343272

Clearly she's lying.

Tewi is the best Hag.

It's almost beyond imagining how much Tewi has seen in her countless years leading the rabbits. Behind that playful smile lies an ancient power, and a thousand years of memory.

Kind of hard to appreciate it when your head's soaked from her latest prank, though.

>>7347271

That's how she hides it.

>>7341269
Source?

>>7347686
google.yahoo

>>7347716
>I don't know where it's from so I'll just show my autism to everyone

>>7347336
It almost makes you wonder if the ten thousandth time you watch someone fall into a hole is still as fun as the first.

Well, for Tewi, it probably is.

>>7350274
Especially if the hole is her mouth and the someone is a phallus

>>7350822
Oh Anonymous, you so lewd.

Tewi has the greatest butt.

>>7352191
That's quite difficult to dispute.

furry shit

>>7357349
I can imagine people entering that hole like a subway, with escalators and ticket vendors

>>7358393
I love that picture. I like to think the vibrator is modified to increase regardless of which way she turns the knob or something.

>>7358393
I thought she had a penis in that pic

>>7358804

I think she does...

>>7358839
She doesn't. That's all vibrator.

the tewiest

Good this is still up

She's damn near the most fuckable Touhou.

パリコレ!

>>7359111


I'll tell you what else is still up...

>>7359113

Admittedly I haven't been thinking lewd thoughts about her lately. But I've been trying to cut down on those a lot. I might agree with you on some parts of that though I guess...

Damnedly erotic bunny

the bait was a condom

>>7359217
Why the hell would anyone use a Condom with Tewi, she likely hit menopause centuries ago.

"The litter size of the Japanese Hare varies from 1 to 6. The age of maturity is uncertain, but females probably breed within a year of birth. Breeding continues year round. Several litters are born each year, each of which contain 2-4 individuals. Mating is promiscuous; males chase females, and box to repel rivals."

>>7359288
at first I thought that was talking about the size of their turds.

I would never use a condom with Tewi. She would be like my own personal onahole.

>>7359288
Bunny boxing sounds so adorable.

>>7359298
All of my fight money.

>>7359298
Yet, if you think about it, it's fucking cruel. A nation full of wrestling rapists.

That's why Tewi is always so cold-hearted, a thousand years worth of rape can do that to you.

>>7359315
She's not cold hearted.
She's warm on the inside

This... tends to happen to Tewi threads a lot.

>>7359308

Vick got jail time for dog fighting. What does Adrian Peterson get for rabbit fighting?

>>7359323
/jp/ - Just Pedo

>>7359323

I wonder why it does. I don't usually see this happening to other threads, but maybe I'm not paying attention.

>>7359327
Money, blow, and probably Moon-bitches.

>>7359298
Boxing bunnies eh?

>>7359318
Deep, deep, deep, deep, deep inside

I wonder if all the rabbits hanging around eientei are Tewi's rape babies

>>7359337

This is an acceptable outcome. I'd rather the Vikings keep some of their teeth. Keeps things interesting.

>>7359323
That's all Tewi is to /jp/

>>7359510

That actually sounds very depressing to me.

>>7359546
Id plunder her buried treasure, if you know what I mean.

>>7341412
And then you find out she secretly filmed you and now blackmails you into doing all her chores.

Chocolate bunnies, etc.

I'm goin' to bed, big project tomorrow.

>>7359510
That's not true.

I'd marry Tewi and become a respectable man for her. Sure we'd fuck like rabbits several times a day, but I like her personality too.

You don't understand.

Tewi has to be sexualized. Bunnies die from loneliness.

>>7359604
Ohh please, stop making shit up. No one likes Tewi for anything but her finely aged loli body. Shes a psychopath and she killed Reisen.

>>7359607she killed Reisen

Sounds like a positive attribute.

>>7359607
She killed Reisen?

Really?

>>7359620
Someone want to post that story for this newfag? I cant even fathom where on my hard drive it is.

>>7359649
>>7283189

>>7359655
Thanks, perhaps that is why I cant find the fucking thing. Ive been looking for that story for years, thought I had it saved in a text file. I have not looked at possible archived pages.

>>7283189
What a bitch.

>>7359655
>>7359702

damn it why was it deleted? I didn't get a chance to read it.

tewi has probably had sex more than 700000 times
that's pretty hard to top

>>7360788
That's why you give her love and not just sex.

i want to touch her ears so bad.

>>7367114
She let me touch her ears once. I scratched it and her legs started shaking.

What a prankster

>>7370218
Oh yeah, a real rascal.

tewi footjob please

>>7370235

you know what makes tewi so sexy?
those fucking ears. some girls have sex hair, she has sex ears.

>>7370235

>>7370383

Yeah.
You really do know what's up, dolphin

fap to tewi

>>7371249

I shouldn't be fapping anymore.

I'm just bumping this thread, actually.

So I heard someone wanted to touch?

Excuse me, where did you get that cute carrot necklace? I would like to get one for my... daughter.

>>7371400
>>7371488
I can't tell if you're pretending to be retarded or you're actually retarded.

I just realized I don't have the image I used to post all the time that I had named TewiSmile.
Anyone know which image I am talking about that can save me a few hours searching?

Do you remember posting it before? Maybe if you can remember a key phrase or two you could find the thumbnail in the archive.

>>7371843

Excuse me, I meant to reply to >>7371824

I'm sure you figured it out, though.

Why tewi thread?

I always end up masturbating when ever I see one, and it's been here all week.

>>7371824

Damn that's a cute belly.

I hate that rabbit.

>>7376291

>>7376291
ReisenFag detected.

listen, I'm very drnk and very depressed. but ive been posting tewi all week cuz she's my fucking waifu anf none of you better interfere cux i fucjking love her god damn it fuck off

>>7376491

Tell me more.

You'd think it would hurt getting your tail through your panties

>>7376531
>implying Tewi wears anything down there.

>>7376524

hands of, you've got aya goddamnit

>>7376572

I've no interest in the rabbit, I just want to hear more about your feelings for her. If you're willing to share, that is.

>>7376590

well, what can I say? she's the very first glimpse i got into the touhou world through this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXgyKeOnK2s
that alone makes her special, and though for a while I thought I loved other touhous like yuyuko or yuuka more, I always keep coming back to her. there's just something about the tricksters man, i always fall for them in real life or otherwise. That spirit of mischief is something I can really relate to. playing tricks on someone, or telling an innocent lie is something I've always enjoyed doing. Complete order makes things boring, and adding a little bit of chaos always makes things interesting. That's what I've always felt Tewi is. Hence why I love her.

TL;DR: i think i'd have a really good time hanging out with Tewi to be honest

>>7376630

Thank you very much for taking the time to type all that. I really do enjoy reading these kinds of things. /jp/'s love for their special girls warms my heart like very few things can.

>>7376647

no, thank you for listening. and for being the first person on 4chan i've actually liked

>>7376630
Pause that video at 2:00. Porn on youtube.

>>7376762
Yea, no.

>>7369436

Sauce please?

>>7377992

[Ito Life] Touhou Usagi

Why do you tempt me so, Tewi thread? I am running out of Tewi doujins to fap to whenever I see this thread.

I'm not sure how I feel about this one.

Nope, I cannot handle her.

bump for tewi

>>7380551

>>7383646

Well, that's it. I'm sold.

>>7376347
How dare you link Reisen lovers with Tewi haters.

>>7386052
I love both of them, so don't put us together, bro.

>05/12/11(Thu)18:24

/jp/ sure loves Tewi. Too bad she's loved for the wrong reasons

>>7386378
What is the time limit again?
I haven't seen "old, marked for deletion" in ages.

>>7386416
I don't know. But I do remember an archived thread that lasted a month but I forgot which board.

Do you pronounce the W in Tewi? Or do you just say Tei?

>>7386512
Tewi rhymes with chewy.
Or 2E.

>>7386512
It's pronounced Tei.

>>7386512
てゐ

google ゐ

>>7386518
"Te" sounds like "tay", not "two".

>>7386512

>>7386537

That's what I thought. Thanks.

>>7386416
>>7386504
There are two years old threads on /t/
>>>/t/373533
One month is not really old.

>>7386560
Yeah but its just so rare to see threads that last for more than a week these days.

>>7386416
I forgot the last time I saw that message on 4chan.

>>7389790

This was on page 15, wasn't it? Nice save, man.

>>7341529
I dont agree with you, sorry
>All Hail Tewi

numero 200
>>7391711

>>7386416
>I haven't seen "old, marked for deletion" in ages.
It was removed a good while ago, I'm pretty sure moot made a post about it somewhere.

>>7341529
She's older than she looks

>>7392167

She told me she was a thousand years old, officer.

>>7392167

92% of Touhous are a lot older than they look

>>7392241
Right, that could just sounds wrong

tei footjob

>>7395099
Can someone point me to the name of this doujinshi?

>>7393054
Who are the rest 8%

I PLAYED A GAME RECENTLY

>>7395107
Marisa and Reimu, mostly.

>>7395194

Reimu Hakurei, Marisa Kirisame, Sanae Kochiya, Sakuya Izayoi, Fujiwara no Mokou, Rikako Asakura, Rika, Hieda no Akyu, Layla Prismriver, Yumemi Okazaki, Kotohime, Chiyuri Kitashirakawa, Renko Usami and Maribel Han

>>7395682

Fujiwara no Mokou is lot older than she looks, she's up there with Kaguya and Tewi in age imbecile.
also, why no more tewi pictures? come on people

Some good stuff for Tewi fans!
>Warning: SORRY FOR BEING SO CUTE...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHJnL-AdE48

>>7399540
No apology necessary, Tewi.

That feel of your cheek against Tewi's soft ear as you push her against the wall.

>>7401833
>Chronolog
Hnnnng.

She wants a pat

Holy christ how is this thread still alive?
It has been weeks.

>>7403640
That's a sign of how much we lust for Tewi.

>>7403640
I guess its just lucky

You know, I usually see Tewi as nothing but an object that inspires lust in me, but this panel at the bottom with her holding a rabbit made me feel really warm and happy inside.
The art, particularly the shading, just looks so beautiful.

I can't this is still around, Stupid sexy Tewi.

>>7403630
I would fucking   pat   her     head so fucking hard.

>>7406177

I think they call that hitting.

Tewi's cuteness is eternal.
Sorry other Touhous, for her being so cute.

>>7406207

Thanks... that's an enormously sexy image I did not possess.

>>7406216
But that's not even Tewi's sexiest end.

>>7406207

Those short shorts... they should be illegal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcvjXAtzaMU

>>7406291
No criminalizing my Tewi.
Her beauty is to be admired.

In other news I found my TewiSmile image, one of my all time favorites, hurray.

>>7406305

Congratulations on your successful quest.

>>7406320
You might say I got a little lucky.

And now another favorite. It also involves getting lucky.

>>7406291
I had a feeling that link would lead to that song...

>>7406367

Sometimes they're just that obvious.

Image reply limit ;_;

Well... Looks like this is the end. We gonna come back when We get more experience then.

>>7408895
Well, this We guy better get some damn balls, then. I'm staying right here.

>>7409924