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Hello /jp/

I need your help understanding waifus.

You see, I don't really have one, and I'm.. kind of lonely.

Are there rules to this? Does it have to be an established character? Original characters count or not? Does one simply make a declaration and thus it is so?

What are the rules?

>> No.7380782

Don't think, but feel. When you have a waifu, you will know it.

>> No.7380780

Why do you want to have sex with cats, OP?

>> No.7380784

Man, Azunyan has a nice butt.

>> No.7380791

>>7380782

I wish I could throw thought to the wind and trust my emotions.

>> No.7380792

http://pdfcast.org/pdf/a-discourse-on-and-defense-of-the-waifu-movement

>> No.7380793

>>7380782
I kind of know, maybe, but I'm unsure whether or not being stupidly in love with your own character is against the rules or not.

>> No.7380830
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>>7380792
Oh wow, thanks anon.

I guess then that referenced document should be taken as a good guide to the subject. In which case, I guess it's clear. My Waifu can be an original character.

>> No.7380831

>>7380793

>your own character

Do not steal?

>> No.7380839

It's like what the normals have with their wives, except permanent.

>> No.7380840

>>7380831
Go ahead, won't hurt my feelings any.

>wishing there was more art

>> No.7380864

What's your character like?

>> No.7380876

>>7380864
Kuudere, devoted, quiet, she likes to explore and adventure, but is afraid to be alone. Athletic, but a bit clutzy. Underestimates herself constantly. She's not diligent, but hates to give up on something once she starts. Her friends would swear she's a dominant control freak, but in the end she wishes someone would take control and tell her what to do.

>> No.7380886

>>7380876

What is she like, physically?

>> No.7380894

>>7380864

I like Tsundere done well, not bipolar bitch Tsundere. A good example of this would be Anaru from Ano Hana.

>> No.7380897

>>7380886
Ah, see
>>7380830
Basically flat chest, twintails, hardly smiles, around 120cm (4'9") tall.

>> No.7380900

>>7380897

Do you masturbate often to her?

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>>7380792
There's also this image.

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>>7380897
Oh, and that picture doesn't show it well, but her eye type is tsurime

Pic semi-related. It's not her, just some random piece I probably got from danbooru. I just collect pieces that remind me of her.

>> No.7380914

>>7380900
Actually, no, not really. I dream more about cuddling her.

>> No.7380915

>>7380778
only the ones with Waifu knows the rules, thats why you are just a faggot, and you dont know shit about waifua

>> No.7380916

>>7380914

You never imagine having sex with her?

>> No.7380936

>>7380916
Not to say I never do, just that it's pretty rare. I'd rather be with her in other ways, spending time with her doing things, exploring, traveling side by side.

>> No.7380948

>>7380936

>it's pretty rare

So you do, then? Do you do anything special when you get intimate with her? Like playing some music in the background and such.

Favorite positions?

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>>7380948

>> No.7381026

>>7381016

You come here asking questions, now it's your turn to answer them.

>> No.7381063

>>7381026
some things don't weight as much as others, you know.

>> No.7381074

>>7381063

Just answer the questions. You're anonymous, for fuck's sake.

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7381093

that is a great question hermonie granger will answer it for you!!!!

>> No.7381097

>>7381093

10 points for Griffyndor, was it?

>> No.7381112

/a/ confirmed for not knowing shit about waifus

>> No.7381123

I bet there's people out there as devoted to Emma Watson as otaku are to their waifus or wota are to their idols.

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No.7381097
if the question is answered correctly yes...

>> No.7381147

There's no doubt if you're doing it right. Isolate yourself more until you understand.

>> No.7381165 [DELETED] 

why dont you just watch a real person fuck a real cat??

>> No.7381189

>>7381136
Nice use of quote function, asslick.

>> No.7381213

you can claim anyone /jp/!!!!

>> No.7381257
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7381257

Hello guys, Kotonoha here
My 3D husbando is great. Too bad he`s only 3D but I still love him
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwKkRzJ0GDs

>> No.7381261

You will know when you find her. If you are having thoughts about a character when asking that question, it is a safe bet that she is your waifu.

Treat her with respect and love, and you will get the same back.

>> No.7381781

>>7381257
no words to say

>> No.7381811

I've cheated on my waifu for 4 years. But my heart's not in it so she can wait.

>> No.7381815

>>7381257
Kotonoha I love you!

>> No.7381816

>>7381811
Why would you do this?

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>>7381811
True Love Conquers Even Death
You wont cheat on me anymore, my love.
Together Forever

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