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/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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Submissive Anon Sat May 21 18:38:28 2011 No.7378776 [Reply] [Original]

/jp/...can I be your slave?

>>	wtH !HELLB/V.96 Sat May 21 18:39:28 2011 No.7378781 File: 10 KB, 235x233, maybe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 21 18:41:28 2011 No.7378786 Unlike your picture you're probably a fat and balding man in his late twenties, so... no?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 21 18:42:28 2011 No.7378791 Looks too old.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 21 18:44:28 2011 No.7378793 You're unworthy of us. So until you're properly trained You will obey all of /jp/'s commands. You have to ask /jp/ from now on to go to the bathroom.

>>	Submissive Anon Sat May 21 18:51:28 2011 No.7378808 >>7378793 Can I go to the bathroom right now?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 21 18:53:28 2011 No.7378815 >>7378808 to do what? Explain in vivid detail.

>>	Submissive Anon Sat May 21 18:54:28 2011 No.7378817 >>7378815 I kinda need to pee. Nothing special.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 21 18:55:28 2011 No.7378820 >samefag thread

>>	Anonymous Sat May 21 18:56:28 2011 No.7378821 TITS OR GTFO.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 21 18:57:28 2011 No.7378822 >>7378817 I don't think you understand how to be in a relationship where you're the submissive party. /jp/ gives up on you, go to the bathroom and never ask for our love again.

>>	Submissive Anon Sat May 21 18:57:28 2011 No.7378824 >>7378821 But I don't have tits. Can I go to the bathroom now?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 21 18:59:28 2011 No.7378827 >>7378824 Not unless you ask nicely. Maybe then I'll consider it.

>>	Submissive Anon Sat May 21 19:01:28 2011 No.7378834 >>7378827 Thank you for your kindness, but I already went after >>7378822 gave me permission. Sorry.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 21 19:01:28 2011 No.7378835 >>7378824 Going to the bathroom is an act unworthy of /jp/ attention.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 21 19:03:28 2011 No.7378852 >>7378834 Leave our door failed pet, see if someone will take in an undesirable cur such as yourself elsewhere.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 21 19:05:28 2011 No.7378856 >>7378834 Then you're no longer needed. >>>/a/

>>	Anonymous Sat May 21 19:05:28 2011 No.7378858 Fuck off with your RP faggots. >>>/b/

>>	Anonymous Sat May 21 19:08:28 2011 No.7378867 Yes you may. However I must let you know that being my slave entails me sticking large things in your anus and forcing you to leave them there near 24/7.

>>	Submissive Anon Sat May 21 19:09:28 2011 No.7378874 >>7378867 B-but you can't stick large things in my anus over the internet, can you...?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 21 19:11:28 2011 No.7378880 File: 849 KB, 1280x960, 1303680089539.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sure kid, line starts over there.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 21 19:12:28 2011 No.7378889 >>7378874 Indeed. So you have to come to my house. Make sure you bring some money, and don't tell anyone where you're going.

>>	Submissive Anon Sat May 21 19:14:28 2011 No.7378893 >>7378889 Where do you live?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 21 19:16:28 2011 No.7378900 >>7378893 Please don't listen to these people anon. You don't need to be anyone's slave, and you certainly shouldn't listen to >>7378889

>>	Submissive Anon Sat May 21 19:18:28 2011 No.7378912 >>7378900 B-but then what should I do...?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 21 19:19:28 2011 No.7378915 >>7378912 suck my fat cock

>>	Anonymous Sat May 21 19:20:28 2011 No.7378918 >>7378912 Live your own life. Make friends. Be happy.

>>	Submissive Anon Sat May 21 19:20:28 2011 No.7378921 >>7378915 I can't suck your cock over the internet...

>>	Anonymous Sat May 21 19:21:28 2011 No.7378929 >>7378912 Something that's not as silly as trying to be a slave over the internet.

>>	Submissive Anon Sat May 21 19:21:28 2011 No.7378931 >>7378918 But I don't like my life. I can't be happy that way.

>>	Mr Krons !IR7ogMhC0s Sat May 21 19:22:28 2011 No.7378934 This reminds me of that weird 20-something who wanted to be /jp/'s maid.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 21 19:22:28 2011 No.7378935 >>7378912 Draw a cat in MS Paint.

Anonymous Sat May 21 19:23:28 2011 No.7378936

Are you an attractive female who's proficient in house work?

We can work it out. You could be like a female roommate who does some of the dishes and occasionally vacuums and wipes the bathroom.

Only requirement is that you're a tease. Walk around in your towel. Drink milk straight from the carton, walk around in your boxers bra-less and leave your undergarments around.

Like some of my ecchi slice of life manga where the MC lives with a hot but obliviously innocent maid who makes clumsy and cute mistakes and then "doushios" her way into my heart.

sage for not /jp/

>>	Anonymous Sat May 21 19:23:28 2011 No.7378940 >>7378931 Well, then. You need to find out what's causing you to not enjoy your life, and find a solution to said problem. What do you think it might be?

>>	Necrobrotent Sat May 21 19:24:28 2011 No.7378946 >>7378934 Wait she actually posted pics when?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 21 19:28:28 2011 No.7378954 >>7378946 >she

>>	Submissive Anon Sat May 21 19:28:28 2011 No.7378956 File: 15 KB, 551x510, cat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7378935 >>7378936 Sorry, I'm not...

Disgaealover <3 Sat May 21 19:29:28 2011 No.7378957

>>7378776
Look, I know you think life isn't all that great. I am not someone with high self esteem but, I try to look at the bright side of things. You should too. I will not be your 'master' but if you want. I'll be your friend and you can live life as a free being.

>>	Necrobrotent Sat May 21 19:29:28 2011 No.7378959 >>7378954 Only girls can be maids. Thats the rules.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 21 19:30:28 2011 No.7378963 >>7378956 THEN WHY WOULD YOU EVEN PROPOSE SUCH A THING WHEN YOU'RE NOT FEMALE?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 21 19:31:28 2011 No.7378965 >>7378957 Is /jp/ becoming a fucked up breakfast club?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 21 19:32:28 2011 No.7378968 >>7378965 I don't even know what's going on anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 21 19:33:28 2011 No.7378973 >>7378963 Go cry more to your favorite weeabo and suicidal forums.

>>	Disgaealover <3 Sat May 21 19:37:28 2011 No.7378996 >>7378965 Is it wrong that I'm trying to help this kid?

>>	Submissive Anon Sat May 21 19:38:28 2011 No.7379002 >>7378996 Yes. Please go away. I don't want a friend.

>>	Necrobrotent Sat May 21 19:39:28 2011 No.7379006 >>7378965 Dibs on Emilio Estevez. (I wanna star in freejack and repo man so bad)

>>	Disgaealover <3 Sat May 21 19:39:28 2011 No.7379008 >>7379002 Very well. Then I hope you find a master that treats you kindly.

Anonymous Sat May 21 19:43:28 2011 No.7379019

>>7379002
Well that's probably why you don't like your life. Not wanting friends and wanting to be someone's slave will undoubtedly only lead to you disliking your life even more. I'm probably a hypocrite for even typing this, but self-esteem is a key factor to enjoying life.

>>	Submissive Anon Sat May 21 19:44:28 2011 No.7379025 >>7379019 Weekend /jp/ is no fun...

>>	Anonymous Sat May 21 19:45:28 2011 No.7379031 >>7379025 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 21 19:47:28 2011 No.7379039 File: 8 KB, 266x190, 375485949.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7379025 >no fun So this thread was made for the entire purpose of your amusement. Well, I'm done trying to help anons for the day.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 21 19:49:28 2011 No.7379047 >>7379039 I live by the code of only help when its porn or /jp/ related or a tripfag I don't hate's personal life. Other than that My psych degree gets better use on youtube comments.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 21 19:51:28 2011 No.7379051 File: 21 KB, 499x312, insurance203.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fucking nonsense.

>>	Submissive Anon Sat May 21 19:54:58 2011 No.7379069 >>7379039 >>7379047 /jp/ is not for personal life discussions, not even during the weekend. Don't assume anyone is asking for help with that, and if someone is, tell him to go somewhere else. Now it even turned into a metathread...

>>	Anonymous Sat May 21 19:56:29 2011 No.7379078 >>7379069 Delete the thread.

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