/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Get NTR'd

I guarantee you some on this board will think I'm being serious.

>Get NTR'd
Even if you were serious, I'm not into NTR.

You are becoming a normalfag.

Kindly leave your badge and watch your step on the way out.

>>7373000

/sp/ is here.

lets get this shit started

>having a waifu

>/jp/

>>7373022

>normalfag

what the fuck does that even mean?

>jp
>fapping to cartoons
>having waifus
>not getting laid

pick all 4

>not putting your waifu in the fridge

>>7372985
Could have fucking sworn I uploaded the valentines day /a/ pic. It even says duplicate file entry detected.

Anyway OP. Sounds like the honeymoon period is over. You're gonna have to pull through this.

>waifu

i don't know if my face is this

>>7373042
>not having a waifu and being from /sp/ watching grown men play a kid's game and get paid for it.

or this.

>/jp/
>wafu

>>7372985
>bumping a thread on the pretext on 'invading'

OP here. Just as planned.

>>7372985
>relationship
>we
>i love her

>

>>7373054

>>7373042
>Watching gay men playing kiddie games

sage for not otaku culture

you are all mad, and i mean mad as mad, not mas as angry

>Come to this thread from /sp/
>See that I was banned for posting off topic back in January and didn't even realize it
>Remember that I came from /sp/ where like half the posts are off topic.

What?

Also

>/jp/

>/jp/

>>7373063
>watching cartoons then falling in love with them

>replacing real women with images

I'm glad I'm not the only one with a 2010 waifu. Too many people on /a/ change their waifu each season.

>>7373051
>Could have fucking sworn I uploaded the valentines day /a/ pic. It even says duplicate file entry detected.
This is the /jp/ one. Not the /a/ one.

But yeah. I guess just working to pull through it is the best I can do. I'll do my best with it, though.

>>7373063

>Fat old men watching TV and it happens to be sports
>m00t gives them their own board
>It's the shittiest right after /b/

>>7373063
being to fat and beta to have an interest in sports

>this thread

>>7373078

>people jerk off to cartoons
>m00t gives them their own board
>they are anti-social retards

>>7373071
Who said anything about her being 2010? I just didn't find her until early 2010, unfortunately.

>>7373078
>implying /sp/ is not the best board
>implying /jp/ isn't worse than /b/

>mfw jp beta otakus (wtf is that?) are afraid of sports because of all the outdoor activity and physical exertion

protip: women like men, and men play and watch sport.

>>7373080
>>7373069
Hey at least I'm not gay like you.

>>7373088
Men like men and men play sport

Logic is a wonderful thing.

>mfw this thread

I looked up what NTR means. I don't know what would be sadder, you actually having a waifu or you writing this to "NTR" people. Freak.

>having a relationship with a cartoon
>being pitifully beta, obese, foreveralone virgins
>probably happier than I am

Man I have a lot of captcha typing to do right now.

>>7373091

Too bad you have none

>watching sweaty men push a ball around only to end in a zero - zero game
go to HELL /sp/ =__=

>watching sweaty men push a ball around for 4 hours only to end in a zero - zero game
go to HELL /sp/ =__=

>>7373085
I was referring to tenshi in the jp valentines day pic.

/a/ could probably give you better advice at the right time, because its not a slow as shit board

>>7373091
Gays like sex

Therefore sex is gay

Good thing we and mai waifu just cuddle

You know something's gone terribly wrong with the world when wtH is being more sensible than a majority of the thread. It's hilarious, though, so by all means, please continue.

HOLY SHIT I CAN SMELL THE VIRGINITY IN HERE

>>7373103
>clint eastwood anime

>>7373105
>broncos fan

Get the fuck out of here Northern shitstain. Sea Eagles for life. Reported for being hick shit.

>>7373105
Do virgins really have a smell?

>homosexuals like sports
>moot is a homo too
>he gives them their own board
>they have gay orgies

Here /sp/ I brought you your fapping material. I'm sorry he has his shirt on in this one, I bet you have nudes of him all over your rooms.

This is gonna take a while.

>>7373110
>he has to ask

sup virgin?

>/jp/

>>7373111

>dat awful humor that comes from not socializing with people and having no life

>>7373101
I prefer /jp/ because it's slower, honestly. I didn't count on an invasion (Which is probably keeping people who could help away from the thread) when I made this thread. I may try asking /a/ later, though. Thanks.

>being in love and attempting to have a relationship with the product of a japanese man's imagination

Why is /sp/ so autistic and tend to follow society and it's normal, boring bullshit?


obviously because they're beta as balls and i will get a fuckload of replies spreading even more autism to /jp/Keikaku Doori

>/jp/

>>7373117
>spoilering

>>7373053
>>7373057
Hey you're the Chelsea reaction guy, here have this

>>7373110
We alpha's can smell that kind of thing. You wouldn't know anything about that, though.
>>7373109
>Sea Eagles
wat

>Mmm, yeah Ronaldinho, shove those Lays® up my ass
>oh god yeah Ronaldinho I'm cumming at ure goals mmmmmghhhhhhh
>/sp/ - Sports Princesses

>>7373122
that guy isn't even bad looking. most average girls would love to fuck him if he has a "good" personality.

>spending your evenings whispering sweet nothings to a pillow adorned with a drawing of a fictional 12-year-old girl

>>7373126
But Ronaldinho went back to Brazil

>>7373126

>Ronaldinho

its like I'm in 2005

>mfw the bears win the superb owl

>>7373121

>Hurr durr I'm so edgy, I fuck cartoon characters and change waifus every year

I like to defile people's waifus

>>>/sp/12311567
SPREAD THE AUTISM

>>7373134
AWWWWRIGHT, BURRS THREAD.

>ordering a custom-built waifu box with a space for your pillow and a slot for a fleshlight so you can kiss while you "make love"

>>7373124
thanks bro, have a couple of /sp/ related asses

>>7373116
>he's too gay to realise it's not humor
>his brain is too full of soccer player's semen
>/sp/ - Forever homo

Here, I brought you something to masturbate to, you know you like it

>>7373047
you are one

>>7372985
I like looking at this picture mostly because of how delicious all the kawaii snacks look.

number of /sp/ posters on /sp/ who regularly pretend to have sexual intercourse and be in committed relationships with sports stars: 0

number of /jp/ and /a/ posters who pretend to fuck their cartoon waifus: <0

I wish I was as manly and alpha as the couch potatos who have nothing better to do than troll and post reaction images.

Oh wait I am. NTR is my fetish.

TRUMP IMAGE

>>7373133
>>7373132
Oh ok, I updated my knowledge, it looks like Messi is your gay idol now or something? Doesn't matter, I'm sure another big sweaty hunk will catch your interest soon.

I like how the normalfags of this board actually try to retaliate.

>>7373157
>Weeaboos
>Normal
Pick one, bro

>>7373147

>he thinks that it would be more embarrassing to be a legit faggot than to have a relationship with a drawing of an underage girl

Funny,I always thought/sp/ and /jp/ where bros

11 sweaty hunks are better than one, right?

Please tell me Japan isn't really like this.

You must all be basement dwelling Americans

>>7373161
let's get this shit started
>weaboos

>>7373157
>implying being called a normalfag is a bad thing

>>7373161
I prefer embarrassment than AIDS, bro.

Oh, wait, that would be sis. Enjoy your hot, sweaty hunks.

>>7373147
>implying being homo is bad in 2011

i can't say a /sp/artan is twice the man of a /jp/ only because 2*0=0

>/jp/
every time I come here I feel more uncomfortable

>>7373161
>Openly admits being a legit faggot

Whoops, well that didn't take long, /sp/

>/jp/

this image is necessary to look at.

>>7373169

>>7373169
Welcome to /jp/, enjoy your stay, and please, peruse the archive. It's very informative.

>>7373166
We got a super-sleuth here.

>/jp/

>>7373172
>considers faggot an insult
>21st century

i'll tell you something i'm sure your parents have said 1,000 times: grow up you pathetic pillow-humping faggot

>>7373162
i know someone in /sp/ likes some anime, i do, but we hate pretty much everything /jp/ stand for

>>7373168
LOL

/sp/ confirmed for gay

>Calling people faggots and hating on homosexuals

Wow /jp/ I never imagined you guys would be offended because of who someone loves. Oh the irony.

Stop. Just stop.

>>7373187
ok, peace out.

what do your parents think of this shit

>>737307
>Fat old men watching TV and it happens to be anime
>Fat old men who fall in love with cartoon characters
>m00t gives them their own board
>It's the shittiest right after /b/

>mfw

>>7373182
Sorry, man, I got a girlfriend.
You can take your boyfriend and we can all go out some time.
LOL, joking, I don't want to interact with homos you might give me AIDS

>>7372985

>dat pic

they're joking right?

they dont actually love the characters right?

its all a gimmick right?

OP is being affected by NSA/FEMA PysOps perpetrated by NSA Agent Virgina Newbon and her hermaphrodite lover moot. 4chan 2.0 with /sp/facebook/soc/ integration are obvious attempts to destroy /jp/ Neanderthal Übermensch superiority. NSA Virginia Newbon and her hermaphrodite lover moot are using overt /sp/ raids to distract from OBVIOUS PsyOps activity aimed against general /jp/ Übermensch populous. Grand Kwanzanian involvement likely due to /sp/ nigger involvement. ALL /jp/ must remain vigilant against this oppression orchestrated by NSA Agent Virgina Newbon and her hermaphrodite lover moot.

>>7373185
>being a homophobe when you're already a pathetic piece of shit that 99% of people wouldn't want to talk to anyway

At least this gives any rational person you encounter an excuse to avoid you, other than your poor social skills and overwhelming odor of sweat and soy sauce.

>>7373194
was for...
>>7373078

Look.

I do not love /jp/.
I was being polite with that letter.
I wouldnt expect a bunch of fucking twats with no ability of social skills on 4chan to understyand, so fuck off. You don't know me, or how I feel, or who I am

>Being obssedd with someone you don't know
>Being so sad you have to laugh at others because of their feelings
>Kepaw

Fuck all of you. I have half a mind to report every fucking post in tbis thread. You people are pathetic. It is a joke. What is wrong with you people.

I.
Do.
Not.
Love.
/jp/.

I was being polite but apparently ytoy fucking cunts do not understand what it means, because you are a bnch of spics, scousers, and autistic little pricks, who hate everything and anyone.

Fuick this place.

Fuck all of you.

If I dont post again, dont be fucking shocked.

>>7373196

>LOL, joking
>implying anyone believed you have a girlfriend

>>7373193
Glad to be of service.
>>7373192
Who gives even half a damn what my parents think? They're almost half-dead anyways.

>>7373196
>girlfriend
>implying a cartoon character is a "girlfriend"

i'd rather be a raging queer taking 4 dicks daily than some pillow kissing "otaku"

>fat homosexuals like sports
>moot is a homo too
>he gives them their own board
>they are the gayest board after /y/
>unlike /y/ they are actually men (sic) and they want actual men (sic)
>mfw

>>7373210

a cartoon character is the girlfriend

>>7372985

Go to Pixiv and download more fanart of her and rewatch/re-read her anime/manga.

>>7373197
when you are shut off from human contact, you begin to form relationships with inanimate objects.

>spend your time laughing about autists in order to feel better about their worthless self

>>7373188

>/jp/

>>7373213
Glad you exposed yourself, honey, no go masturbate inside your tin World Cup of Semen

>>7373215

No, its not

>>7373185
/jp/ confirmed for frustated virgins scared of their sexuality, close minded believers in a holy land and crying to mods when somethin goes bad.
jeez, you are pretty much like those bible's folks.

pic related, it's how i see /jp/
>retarded
>hates homo
>out of time

>>7373214
>fat homosexuals like anime and can't get real women
>fall in love with cartoon characters
>moot is not a homo too
>he gives them their own board
>they are the gayest board after /y/
>unlike /y/ they are actually men and they want fake women
>mfw

fixed that for you faggot

Weeabos are in /a/

This place is not about japan, is about VN games, Touhou, doujins, Hikikomoris, NEETs, depression and autism.

The real dilemma here is why was a /sp/artan browsing /jp/ in the first place? WHY?

>/sp/

>>7373231
>Trying to WHY.jpg

>>7373231
we have /sp/ies everywhere

WE'RE ALL FAGS

>>7373231

/sp/ies

>>7373221
Yet we see replies from /sp/ like this:
>>7373226

Oh. The. Irony.

>This place is not about japan, is about VN games, Touhou, doujins, Hikikomoris, NEETs, depression and autism.
I feel like that makes you guys more knowledgeable on what I need than /a/

I'm not looking for advice from somebody who changes waifus with each season.

>>7373228
oh wow, someone's mad from gay soccer jizz here
At least we like women, you fat faggot, you just admitted being raging homos.

>>7373235
>continuing to call us "gay" as an insult when we've already established that we're not offended and don't care

>>7373239
Only agreeable post.

>>7373244
>women

>>7373244

>implying you don't like drawings that look nothing like real women

>>7373247
If you're replying it's because the hat fits you.

>>7373244

>women

I believe that moot will be arrested for execution styled murder.

moot is a truly dumb person, it believes it is aloft from the
law.

It is broken, it was broken by being raped and then beaten by a Kwanzanian it was involved with. it cannot understand it is sick by being reduced spiritually. When it was raped and beaten it murdered half its soul. it was then taught witchcraft of which it can only feel through the use of witchcraft of which an addiction is occurring. That it is not an adult in maturity it cannot reason these things out and recognize it is in futility of which using the NSA/FBI to control people hides that fact from itself. It uses the NSA/FBI to make its half living soul feel full. Unfortunately due to it being taken advantage of by Kwanzanians and NSA Agent Virginia Newbon which it also denies and can't recognize its addiction to them for its identity, it cannot break the cycle and be its own person.

>>7373247
>continuing to call us "pillow huggers" as an insult when we've already established that we're not offended and don't care

>>7373244
>implying fake cartoon characters are "women"

It's fascinating watching how /sp/ have a discussion with themselves

/sp/ sure is being amusing tonight. I guess I'll brush my teeth and see how this plays out.

>watching /jp/ try to defend themselves

this has to be one of the most pathetic things I've seen

>>7373256
whether you care is irrelevant; fucking pillows is weird and shameful and if you told anyone at work/uni they'd never speak to you again.

love between two people in all it's forms is fine; sex between a man and a cartoon character via a pillow will never be ok

threads like these only prove that nothing good came from creating /sp/

>Call /jp/ mad
>Have 3 summerfags from /sp/ continuously samefagging in enraged mode.
Stay classy gaylords.

>>7373260
ok, so you are from /sp/ too?
and why are you saging?

OP here, and on the pillow-hugger note, I would like to point out that due to a lack of funds, I don't actually own that kind of pillow.

It's on my to-do list, but it probably won't be any time soon.

>>7373256

I truly think /sp/ is by far the best board of 4chan. Even though I'm exactly the kind of guy they are insulting here. You guys are awesome and your board is fun, keep it up.

>>7373254
schizophrenia?
that's new

Thanks /jp/ for putting up with our summerfags for a while. Stops them shitting up /sp/ quite as much.

I hope you guys fix this shit soon, honestly,because its definitely not healthy behaviour to have relationships with cartoons.

>>7373263
>implying I fuck pillows
>implying I don't have relationships with real women
>implying defending homosexuality is justifiable

You faggots only spread STDs and will never be able to reproduce. Fuck your "love", what are you flowery hippies? Aren't you ashamed of yourselves?

>>7373267
they arent that expensive if you know where to get them. Search the archives for good jp threads about them.

>>7373277
I'd love you to see making counter arguments to this picture, brah.

>>7373286
Pfft, too much text and /sp/ has ADD.

>>7373277
Enjoy fixing your aids.

I wish I could feel some pity for /sp/ but they are nothing more than untermensch in reality. They are physically and mentally unable to break NSA/FEMA Psy-Conditioning that is beamed to them through watching homosexual rituals known as "sports." See Aztec blood sacrifice rituals to understand the influence sports have had on the untermensch brain. NSA Agent Virgina Newbon and her hermaphrodite lover moot are pulling the strings of these untermensch to attack /jp/ in order to create distractions for further NSA/FEMA PsyOps against Übermensch /jp/ population.

/jp/ is free from these shackles that the untermensch gladly wear due to freedom of mind. Waifu phenomenon is obviously a product of this mental superiority of Kwanzanian influenced untermensch population of /sp/.

>>7373279
I've seen the threads (And I might've posted in one of them once), but when I have a grand total of about 40 bucks that I can actually spend on myself, that makes it kinda hard. Not to mention, I'd probably have to get a custom made, because I don't think anybody would bother making one of her for general sale...

It's the problem with being a college student. Lots of free time to lurk /jp/ and do whatever else between classes, but no money.

>>7373296
>what

>/jp/

>>7373303
Hi, read: >>7373265, >>7373273
You don't even belong on /sp/.

>>7373307
>jp

>>7373291
So you won't have sex with someone real? Ever? And your best excuse is AIDS? Get your shit together!

>>7373262
less than 15 posts in this thread are by /jp/ers

>>7373268
Yeah, well.

>>7373315
Did you really fall for that?

>>7373326
With all these /jp/ faggots it wouldn't be such a surprise to hear someone say that.

>>7373331
What makes you better than /jp/?

>>7373302
Obvious example of NSA/FEMA Psy-Conditioned /sp/ untermensch. Dumbstruck by /jp/ mental superiority. Average /sp/ user is primed to be used by the NWO via Psy-Conditioning found in modern Tlachtli rituals (PsyOps will be televised!).

/jp/ is free of the mental conditioning perpetrated by NSA Agent Virginia Newbon and her hermaphrodite lover moot. No amount of pathetic /sp/ misdirection can make /jp/ vulnerable to NSA/FEMA feeble PsyOps attempts.

>>7373335
Everything

>>7373342
Proof?

>>7373335

I am perfect

>>7373347

>>7373347
Answer: >>7373347

This thread makes me want to get a Charles Barkley body pillow.

Among other things.

>>7373345
I'm not part of /jp/

>>7373315
>And your best excuse is AIDS
You get your shit together, you cum-guzzling homosexual, it's a disease tormenting millions of people every year, don't try to make it sound insignificant.

>>7373355
So?

>>7373357
>insult someone dismissing the significance of AIDS
>by calling them a homosexual
Not sure you thought that one through.

>>7373357
So you don't want to have sex and want to stay in a relationship with a cartoon?

>>7372985

what the fuck??

>>7373366
What's wrong with that?

>>7373363
that's /jp/ for you.

>>7373366
I never said that. In fact, I always pick my sexual partners.

(unlike you, I bet you'd fuck Messi no matter the cost lol)

>>7373352

>dat pic

I lol'd hard

>mfw I love a real girl that will never be mine and doesn't give a shit about me
feels beta

>>7373342
Further example of /sp/ untermensch being primed for use by NSA/FEMA NWO via Tlachtli rituals. False sense of superiority derived from NSA Agent Virgina Newbon and her hermaphrodite lover moot's Psy-Conditioning prevalent from just a quick glance at /sp/ front page.

All /jp/ must remain vigilant against this infiltration. /sp/ untermensch are brainless and will jump to do the bidding of hermaphrodite moot due to their Psy-Conditioning. Ironically it will be the /sp/ users who are the first to go to the camps for they will no longer be useful to NSA Agent Virgina Newbon.

/a/, stop replying to troll threads. /jp/ is past this.

>!MyonHUTINA
Entire thread reported.

>>7373378
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

/jp/ are the same as /a/ generally, their just deluded In thinking their some sort of special NEETS. You see the same self loathing behavior here that you do on /a/.

>>7373390
self loathing? they are pretty much high up on they're high horse deluding themselves that they are better than people.

>>7373390
Hello, /a/.

God Damn /jp/, you guys are seriously a blight upon this planet. Maybe if you took an interest in something normal you'd get the chance to touch a vagina.

>>7373404
we have perfection
keep your crabs to yourselves

>>7373402
Sup /jp/

>>7373404
if you didn't post here in the first place, people wouldn't have to defend themselves. What were you expecting?

>>7373404
>touch a vagina

>>7373416
>implying you couldn't just ignore it.

>>7373420
every thread
no exceptions

>>7373404
I touched my first vagina at 11. Come at me, fag.

When did you touch your first penis?

sage

>>7373054
Get paid for watching? That's right.

sage sage

>>7373422
Was it your mother of your sister?

>>7373404
/sp/ infatuation with homosexual blood sport rituals (all derived from Tlachtli for NSA/FEMA PsyOps) causes them to desperately attempt to convince superior /jp/ population that they love vaginas. Fact that /jp/ Übermensch have superior mental constructs (Waifu) causes positive feedback loop in /sp/ untermensch's NSA/FEMA Psy-Conditioning causing Fight or Flight response. /sp/ user flail about desperate for attention so NSA Agent Virginia Newbon and her hermaphrodite lover moot can carry out 4chan 2.0 operations (NSA/FEMA PsyOps).

>/jp/

I am better than all of you

>>7373404
Everyone has touched at least one vagina in their life.
Except Macduff.

>>7373435
Cry about Manchester some more

>>7373435
Yeah, better at sucking cocks OL
Cry more

>that feeling when /jp/ or /a/ will never get laid but superior /sp/artans get laid on a daily basis including lex.

here you go faggots a video for you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1PNITe10po

>/jp/

>>7373439

I dont fucking love her

>>7373435
Here is our prime example of an /sp/ faggot /jp/!

>>7373433
>superior
LET'S GET THIS SHIT STARTED AGAIN:
>/jp/

>>7373447

shut up

Im better than you

>>7373435
> tripfag
> better than a worm

>>7373452
At what? Being worse than all of /jp/ put together? Yes you are!

>>7373443
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JE___BzDkU

>>7373455

u mad cause I'm stylin on you?

/jp/ should stop watching fucking cartoon women and masturbating to it and try getting jobs

what the fuck is the difference between /a/ and /jp/ ?

>>7373462
/a/ has more people

>>7373458
Stylin' with what? Usually when people style they are doing something awesome.

Thank you for making my day, /jp/

>>7373469
You too, /sp/.

>>7373462
If you have to ask I really can't help you.

>>7373469
You too, /sp/

>>7373443
>/sp/artans
Hilarious. Spartans well known slavers and boy fuckers. I must commend NSA Agent Virginia Newbon and her hermaphrodite lover moot for making the untermensch associate themselves that way.

i am /sp/ and i agree with all the gay soccer jizz lines hahahahaha fuckin europeans SOCCER IS GAY AS FUCK GOD DAMN YOU PUSSIES
on a nother note, how much yall pay to bang them cartoons

I like these threads for two reasons:
-This shows who is from /jp/ and who is from /r9k/.
/jp/ would simply ignore the thread while insecure /r9kers/ that need to defend themselves until there's no tomorrow.

-Cleans /sp/ for a while, from summerfags who browse /b/ during classes, or from users that still haven't completed their "lolsoradum" phase

>>7373472
even if he didn't, you couldn't help anyways.
you're too dumb

>>7373466

I'm making you mad

>>7373478
hurr durr, i make up bullshit so people think i'm an oldfag and smart.
don't let the kids in on the secret

>>7373483
no, i'm making you mad

>>7373483
No you're basically making me facepalm with every single post.

>>7373489

I'm not mad you afre

>>7373488
Guess the hat fits you buddy.

I just want to know
who the fuck makes all those desserts?
>seriously do you eat them or throw them out?

>>7373494
This

What the fuck do you do with the cake

>mfw the average autist on /jp/ doesnt have the emotional maturity needed to realize that women wont love a greasy, socially retarded neckbeard unconditionally and instead of undergoing self-improvement they seclude themselves in an isolated fantasy world full of nonjudgmental anime girls while writing off real people as assholes and sluts near me

it's like im watching a train wreck, except that the trains are weeaboos and the rails are anime

>>7373495
Yes answer this

>>7373497
If they don't hurt anyone and keep shit to themselves, what's the problem?

>>7373502
nothing, we just like to bully people.

>>7373499
It's a running joke from a long time ago. You take a picture and eat it obviously. People compete with more elaborate setups

>>7373502
i agree with this. I'm from /sp/ and don't understand why fellow faggot /sp/artans choose to mock people on /jp/, obviously none of us wants a 2d waifu, we prefer real women but if /jp/ users are happy, then so be it.

>>7373502
you really believe that being cooped up in a basement not caring about anything else in the world but you're "waifu" doesn't hurt anyone.

>mfw da bears win da superb owl

Damn I just realized at any given moment one of my co-workers, my classmates, fuck even one of my friends might be one of these faggots who practices "waifu"-ing or whatever the fuck you call it.

Sad, really.

i read somewhere that people with waifus enjoy watching them getting fucked by niggers, is this true? how is it done?

>>7373521
>Sad
Why?

>>7373525

because I'd prefer not to associated with people like that, and it's not normal by any means

>>7373519
not except immediate family, maybe. Why should you care when they have a whole image board to themselves?

I get the trolling and bullying part of it, but it comes off as you trying to make everyone like you.

>May 21
>apocalypse
>/jp/ spends last hours getting trolled by /sp/

>>7373521
better grill them so you're sure that ur hanging out with cool ppl

>>7373526
>it's not normal by any means
&?

>>7373502
see
>>7373433

NSA/FEMA Psy-Conditioning in /sp/ users causes them to enter Fight or Flight response when exposed to superior /jp/ mentality (Waifu phenomenon). /sp/ users flailing about for NSA Agent Virginia Newbon and her hermaphrodite lover moot gives them what they believe to be a distraction for long enough for PsyOps against /jp/ superior population. Average /sp/ user brainwashed by homosexual Tlachtli rituals.

>>7373511
You know, you'd probably fit in well enough here if your interests matched up. You seem to be able to take it easy.

>>7373530

ok

what the christ is this shit?

you faggots actually think a cartoon loves you?

>my face when i can my face on this board

>>7373542
you can on spee too, alt 255

>>7373542
You like super models, porn stars, actresses right?

These women are unattainable by the common man, now matter how many reaction images he posts. What is the difference between a picture of a woman, and a real woman you can't get?

>>7373549
the difference is that nobody pretends those pornstars are in love with us. We look at them for what they are, sexual gratification.

/sp/ just got owned 4 lyfe.

Well I guess the mods aprove this thread as /jp/-related. Since some users from /sp/ were already banned and the thread is still here.

Sadly I got stuff to do so I'll lose the rest of the thread. Have fun. Keep taking the internet seriously and replying as if you were in a forum justifying yourselves for some mistake, /sp/.

>>7373553
Whats the normative difference? nothing.

>>7373553

Granted the well adjusted man thinks this, as is the same for many watchers of anime, or readers of manga.

You see the same shit when it comes to celebrities in the normal world, with cult sized fansites and etc. Look at the Twilight bitches.

Are you cunts seriously this fucking gay?
How the fuck can an anime character on a television show be your wife? Where the fuck is the logic in this bullshit?
I can't even comprehend how beta this shit is. Do you not leave your houses or something? Have you never seen a women since you graduated high school 4 years ago? What the fuck?

I know this is 4chan but holy shit, you faggots don't actually take this shit seriously do you? A waifu? What the fuck..

>>7373555
Mods go out of their way to avoid /jp/.

They hate our board, they hate our users.
They complain that we never praise them when they do their job, and just keep reporting things.

As if one should congratulate a bartender for serving a drink, or a locksmith for copying a key. Do they think they're dogs, needing to be praised like that? Disgusting lowlifes.

>>7373563
lol you faggot, we get it, you want to sound intelligent and important and so you go to a forum like this and find some other jizzbag like you who just writes the same shit over and over again to have a debate so that someone can finally listen and hear your point of view because everybody who comes across you isn't interested. You0re not smart, you're not interesting, you're an unemployed dullard who uses 4chan to get the attention he doesnt get at home

>>7373565
>being a mod only wanting to be praised

That explains a whole lot...

>>7373556
There's quite a difference. It's in your mindset. You people with waifus who actively reject society and try to have a relationship with a cartoon. Others who may idolize pornstars, but when I fap to them I don't imagine any "relationship" with them further than wanting to pollinate them. I don't pretend to be in love with them - if I did, I would rightly be diagnosed as crazy.

It is just sad. Because you're essentially shutting off from all people to have a "relationship" with a fictionalized, idealized thing with no personality, no uniqueness, and no reality. At least real people are real.

I'm not judging, y'all do whatever the fuck you want. I occasionally enjoy anime. I just honestly don't understand how you've come to defend this self-defeating position you've put yourself in.

>>7373563
lmao ur the one with the fatheat poster in your room with a hole in its mouth. tellin us we're gay? negro please

>>7373575
reported for racism enjoy your ban
enjoy never being able to talk about your waifu with other virgins again

>/sp/ thread
>no shameimaru tripfag
>280 posts

thats weird

>>7373574
Why do you come to 4chan? Why don't you get some friends? try to get laid, do something besides going on 4chan to try and act like a pretentious shitdick. If you had anybody in your life who actually wanted to listen to what you had to say you wouldn't be doing this, and if you weren't a complete piece of shit you would realize that nobody is going to read your point of view you faggot. Just stop or kill yourself, either or is fine with me.

>>7373569
You see it all the time. They publicly ban someone, then, on every other board, they get 400 posts of ZOMG MODS==GODS4LIFE!!!

Here, they're told to delete the thread, or lock it, and stop trying to stroke their e-penis.
So they avoid /jp/.

>>7373579
I can feel the jelly emanating from this post.

It's reasons like this that everyone hates /jp/, including people you meet in real life. I'm just trying to have a civil, nonjudgmental conversation and honestly wonder why you have waifus. If you feel it's more appropriate to plug your ears in your ass and babble nonsense in some entitled sense of "superiority" over those who are actually happy with their lives, I really do pity you, but so be it.

>>7373585
No, we believe that you're ruining our pasttime. Which is 4chan and (to a much lesser extent) anime/vidyagaems/etc.
I come here to be among the filth like me. The misogynists, the pedophiles, the transsexuals, the irreligious, the gays, the bi's, the racists, the otakus (and by that, I refer to the dakimakura-owning, waifu-loving dirt of society with posters of 2D anime girls all over the walls. The guy who spends all his money on a better computer and multiple anime figures to litter his walls and shelves).

I do not come here to listen to how and your girlfriend had a tiff and you want help getting back together.
I do not come here to listen to your preaching about how easy it is to lead a normal life.
I do not come here to AIM or MSN or otherwise 'chat' with you.
I do not come here to listen to your disgusting drivel about how you spend time everyday watching anime with your girlfriend and need a recommendation for another.

If I wanted any of that shit, I'd go to gaiaonline, or myspace, or facebook.

No, I come here to look at pathetic losers post their fantasies about dating their 2D lover.
I come here to see pedophiles exchange erotica involving underaged minors.
I come here to watch stormfront refugees fabricate various 'evidence' about how other races are inferior to whites.
I come here to view the tips and stories given by crackheads and druggies addicted to oxy.
I come here to revel in the filth of humanity so that I can feel at home.

I've already done as best as I possibly can to filter shit out. I've got the 4chan filter, I can hide individual posts, I can hide threads, and various other annoyances taken care of, but it doesn't help nowadays.
If I wanted normal, I'd go somewhere else.
But you do not understand this desire, and so will respond with "LUL4CHANIZSECRETBASE" or some other nonsense rather than actually argue for your staying here.

Fucking normalfags.

I just want to say that I enjoyed reading through the whole thread. Stay classy, /jp/ and /sp/

>>7373585
Why do you assume /jp/ isn't happy with their lives? If they weren't happy about it why would they do it?

>>7373588
having a waifu isn't a pastime it's borderline retarded

>Fucking normalfags

lol what the hell does this even mean?

>this whole thread

>>7373585
waifu is an inside joke. You're the one taking it seriously and making it something it's not.

>>7373588
I come here to discuss sports on /sp/, argue about various shit, and have a fun time. I come here to look at various types of fucked up porn, to have great political and religious debates, and ones about ketchup in the fridge or about various shit. /sp/ has a really fun, funny community and it's one of my favorite places to go on the internet. I enjoy talking to them because they entertain me.

What's wrong with being normal, exactly?

>>7373592
Because I've seen this sentiment in this thread and in others, that they hate 3DPD DISGUSTING SLUT WHORES WHO WOULD NEVER LOVE ME ANYWAY I AM ALONE IN SOLITUDE. They do it I assume to try to become happy, and that's fine. We all need something like that. But when the retarded entitlement comes - looking down on people for being "normal", that just shows an unhealthy mind.

Virginia Newbon uses the NSA to illegally spy on me because she is
scared of my complaints to the Senator.

As moot has kidnapped children, forced them to engage in sex and engaged in sex with them itself and I have complained formally to Colorado Government and Toronto government, moot had to use its power
of ownership in Viacomm and HBO to have his underling puppet Bill Maher invite Senator Bennet to his show.

But what more implys moot's guilt is that this was attempted to be kept secret. Nowhere online can you find the show with Senator Bennet - 4chan 2.0 didn't want me to know that this happened, I had to find out
about it from Senator Bennets Facebook profile where he mentioned it.

moot is definitely scared and Virginia Newbon knows it has committed the aforementioned crimes. She too is guilty of henious crimes.

Stopping me from accessing my YouTube profiles to send the video URLs to the senator identifying FBI agents is the attempted goal here.

What a tinsel moron, a laughable wretch. Starstruck by her own illegitimacy.

AUTISM

So here's another thread to demonstrate that /sp/ has just as much time to waste as we do.

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>>7373606

Go fuck you're dad on facebook, you virgin nerd.

>>7373588
you couldn't have typed that in a minute

>>7373606
> looking down on people for being "normal", that just shows an unhealthy mind.
That's just the way things go around here.
Deal with it.

>>7373614
Nah, I think it's more since they're seriously responding to copypasta.

>>7373616
>implying I'm not getting my dick sucked by three ladies right now owned bitch ass ratard

>>7373616
>nerd virgin
>has a waifu
>'I'm happy alone with my anime cartoon wife. we are desu and kawaii together and make knoichiwa on daily basis. japan is superior kawaii in compariosn to pig disguting america!'

I'm going to take this opportunity to post my face when

>my face when a weeaboo had a waifu near me

>>7373606
>What's wrong with being normal, exactly?

That's like asking what's wrong with being a tool.

>>7373606
Looking down on people, making generalizations, resorting to stereotypes. Typical behavior for a "normalfag". And you wonder why people who have different tastes look down on you? /sp/ is just /new2/ so if you think being bigoted and racist is fun, it just shows what kind of person you are

>trolling /jp/

>people on 4chan making fun of other people on 4chan

It's like watching retards bully each other. We're all pathetic here by virtue of coming to this shithole of a website.

>/jp/ making these threads so it doesn't come to my far superior board

>>7373606
Why would you want to be normal? Wouldn't you rather distinguish yourself as an individual, have some sort of identity, even if it's looked down upon by society?

If all you aspire to be is one of many cogs in society, that's fine. Mindless peons are needed to keep society afloat. But, I have no desire to associate with a peasant such as yourself. You come here to discuss sports on /sp/? Fine, go back there.

>>7373630
>implying this isn't the greatest website to discuss sports
not that you would know what that is.

>>7373626
Please, explain. I'm honestly curious why you hate 'normal' people. I'm not about to pretend like there aren't lots of issues in society but there's really nothing wrong with it. It's... normal.

>>7373628
I'm just telling you how I, as an outside observer, see it, and am honestly wondering.

>>7373606
You must be a fucking idiot because what I just saw of /sp/ didn't look like much sports discussion. It look like some weird mix of homo-lust, hurr durr we raid you, faggotry, and shitposting.

Then you come to /jp/ and take a piss in a shit thread and you don't think you're wasting your time?

Every regular on /jp/ knew this thread was a lost cause before /sp/ showed up, in fact I would say it was probably created by /sp/ just for the epic lulz we are legion hurr durr xDXDXD.

>>7373636
so edgy XD
You aspire to be nothing in society because you can't, that's all that there is to it.

>people taking the whole waifu thing seriously
lol
>people taking the "normalfag" inside-joke seriously
lol
>/sp/
lol
>>7373623
Deal w/ it normie nerd

>hating normal people who are just trying to get by in this shit life.
oh /jp/, you're ridiculous. The plastic figureens you have and the games and anime you buy, is this not ''mindless consumerism''?

>>7373640
dude u are so mad XD
gettin mad just like a normalfag you don't belong here kawaii brah

>>7373636
One can still be very, very individual and unique while still being normal. It's not mutually exclusive in any way.

We are all cogs in society. We all have our roles to fulfill in it.

>>7373650
>We are all cogs in society. We all have our roles to fulfill in it.

Fuck that I want to bake cake for pictures and collect unemployment.

>>7373050

>>7373648
>the anime you buy

>>7373640
This is Euro /sp/, they're all extremely gay and like divegrass and never post about sports or even about funny off-topic stuff.

>>7373563
Well. It's incomprehensible isn't it. But then again many strange things occur all the time doesn't it.

Sure taking something that has no physical state might be seen as abnormal. But the same goes as to how normals can mix around in that horrible facade of relationships called 'The Game'.
To me that's abnormal.

Make no mistake. I am still a normal functioning Child who is part of a everyday routine called School. Hanging out with friends and the sort are still being done every now and then.
But still my main companions are still those I can never see with my eyes. Phantasms that exist to solely me and only myself. Why? I don't know why myself..

It doesn't really matter if you are in contact with others or not. Sometimes people just love their personal reality a lot more than outer living organisms.
Being out of the norm and loving things that exist on a hidden borderline are already more than acceptable ever since religion came into play hasn't it.

So please stop trying to crush what you aren't. Solely just because you can't accept that it exists.

>>7373648
>oh /jp/, you're ridiculous. The plastic figureens you have and the games and anime you buy, is this not ''mindless consumerism''?

You must be a retard.

>>7373637
Half the threads on /sp/ have nothing to do with sports, though. It's pretty much /b3/.

>>7373640
you seem to think that /sp/ is legion, protip: every board bar /b/ despises that anon is legion shit.

>That feel when autosage

You fap to cartoons

>>7373648
>the games and anime you buy

What the fuck?

>>7373661
/sp/ regularly raids other boards and steals gets. Are you seriously denying that isn't flat out /b/ behavior?

How can you guys live with yourself being such consumerist drones. And waifus are far better than any 3D slut could ever be. Also autistic as fuck.

y'all /jp/ crackas need help lol
how u have a waifu wat da fuck is a waifu
shit is just cartoon brah u cant have a cartoon wife yo
shit is whack as fuck brah
yall need sum help or sumthin go see a mental doctor yo cuz u all flippin shit at dis point
reel brahs shoot hoops n get hos i bet none u ever clap dem cheeks once in yo hole life lol

get at me pale ass virgins

>/sp/
>better in general than /jp/
>full of normal people who do not suffer from autism or psychological disorders

Pick 3!

The ultimate weapon of autism.