/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>I never see men eating cake with their boyfriends

>nibbling on some Pfeffernüsse and sipping coffee
Faggot

How would we know? We're all little girls here.

If you go to Japan you will already be the most masculine thing around.
Japanese men are pretty much women with dicks.
So be confident in your masculinity and eat whatever the fuck you want.

Why would you give a fuck?

Insecure about your penis I see.

>I never see men eating cake with their boyfriends.
>If I go to Japan will my manhood be called into question.

Oh my...

Who cares?
If you take down rogue androids for a living, then you can eat whatever the hell you want.

>>7369765

If I go to Japan, I will devour large quantities of sweets.
And I will make it look manly.

>>7369765
>women with dicks

There's a reason why Japanese girls like foreign guys aside from their penis sizes.

>You mistyped verification
No I didn't.

Now that you mention it, I never have seen a Japanese man eating sweets.

>their

I'm Commander Shepard and my favorite sweets are dark chocolate biscuits with black tea.

>>7369856
Sheperd.

>>7369861

Shut up, Wrex!

It's like drinking.

Some faggots think that drinking straight booze that tastes like shit will make them more manly. You should drink whatever the hell you want and not give a shit about what others think. If you want to drink silly, sweet, girly frou-frou drinks, then you fucking drink them.

Judge a man not by what he drinks, but why he drinks.

Sweets thread?

>>7369765
I wonder how many unusual things you can do without people judging you for it, because they'll just think you're following the manly and noble tradition of your honored homeland.

>>7369915
gae secks

Thing is, sweets are considered effeminate. Truly, truly effeminate. Only women and children should eat sweets, and men are not supposed to.

I mean, that's why, as someone of Asian descent, I laugh and ridicule all my male White friends who enjoy ice cream and cake and chocolate and a whole bunch of other shit I can't even pronounce or ever heard of.

I view men who eat sweets as faggoty as men who do their nails, or cross dress or some weird shit, or have gay buttsex.

Real men eat fucking habaneros.

>>7369932
Having sex with men is part of my Roman heritage.

>>7369945
While you're shitting fire, I'm eating delicious rocky road.

>>7369956
Hey man, habaneros are great.
Rocky Road after a few habaneros really hits all the bases perfectly.

Captcha: ceponsu fruticola

>>7369945
>as someone of Asian descent, I laugh and ridicule all my male White friends who enjoy ice cream and cake and chocolate and a whole bunch of other shit I can't even pronounce or ever heard of.

I'm from Asian descent and I (and many of my male friends) enjoy sweets

>>7369945
Typical chink faggotry trying to overcompensate for their small penises being infertile.

When you're a towering 6' Westerner with dashing blue eyes and a soldier's physique, you eat whatever the fuck you want and every Japanese woman within a 2 block radius and between the ages of 8 and 80 is getting their pantsu wet and their tits softer than a bag of sand just at the sight of you.

>>7369971
You have disgraced your family and your homeland.

Very dishonorabru.

>>7369975
not when there's no silly taboo that says males can't eat sweets around here

>>7369945
So what if a White person came over enjoyed some ice cream in the middle of a park one day?

Would they even consider that effeminate or just laugh it off as cultural differences? Or would they stare perplexedly at your weird behavior, kind of like how Americans are perplexed by some of the more effeminate Europeans?

When I was taking Japanese class we had to write about ourselves and include one fact about us. I was going to say something like I liked gaming or the internet, but in the end I blurted out 甘いものが好き due to embarrassment.

Then the teacher had to explain what I said and being a black man, I feel it only made me seem creepier to the rest of my classmates and my teacher. I do love sweets though.

>>7369988
How exactly your teacher explained what you said?

>>7369992
"Amaimono means sweet things."

>>7369988
I think only a little girl would bring that up when talking about themselves. It's very unusual for a grown man to share such facts, even if most westerners wouldn't consider it shameful to enjoy sweets.

>>7369997
Yea I know that. How's that >made me seem creepier to the rest of my classmates and my teacher

>>7370002
If the only thing you knew about a grown black man who never spoke was that he enjoyed sweets, don't you think he'd come off as a bit creepy?

I saw the K1 thing as more of how lasciviously he ate them, rather than that he ate them at all. But I could be wrong.

>>7370020
>grown black man

Was already creeped out at this point.

>>7370020
Maybe I don't get out enough, but that doesn't seem strange at all.

bump

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>>7370020
Doesn't seem very strange to me.

In my Spanish class, we would always say the stupidest shit.

Like "My name is Carlos, I like cats." or "My name is Nunez, I enjoy chairs."

ME GUSTA GATOS!

>>7369765

This.

The nips have to find something to feel manly about, so not eating cake or pie or whatever apparently does it.

Nevermind that they bend over and apologize if they trip over someone at a subway.

They're nation full of push overs, pussies and manchildren.

>>7371915
>GUSTA
>GATOS
>S

I sometimes put suger in my coffee while having dinner in Japan.

DEAL WITH IT

Hey OP have you heard of maid cafés?

So, if men who eat sweets in japan are fags...
Are the anime characters who eat sweets fags?

If you don't enjoy a tea break every single day then get out of /jp/

>>7372696
But I put milk and sugar in my coffee Patchouli-sama!

>>7369948
A fine lad you are preserving the customs of your rich and ancient culture.

Today's youth could learn a lesson from citizens such as yourself.

Japan laments its loss of all the manly men (see: herbivorous men vs carnivorous men)

That said, Americans can pretty much do whatever the fuck they want and not be seriously judged in terms of masculinity, unless you're like 5'5" and skinny or something.

>>7372696
Ah, teatimes and taking it easy. Nothing is better

>>7373100
I wish i knew how to properly make tea like they do at my school...

Every time i try to make it, it ends up with a taste of medicine!

>>7373118
that's one HELL of a blessing in disguise
at least it tastes like dr pepper

>>7371915
YO COMO PORTA AVIONES DE AVION was a favourite in my class.

>>7373118
Gensokyo?

it's like this thread is full of hateful chinks and gooks

That's a pretty dumb question.

>>7370020
I'd think it would lessen his "scary black man" effect.

if a man was baking sweets, I'd question his masculinity.

Sweets are a private affair unless you don't give a fuck.

Now if you'll excuse me I have a tolberone to eat.

Sweet might be a big taboo or something for men in japan, but where i'm from, local deserts have a class of their own. Not eating them is like skipping a meal on a daily basis.