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Are you ready to be judged tomorrow?

>> No.7371818

I'm going to be so pissed if I'm still alive on the 22nd.

>> No.7371999

Whats up? Another end of the world date or somthing?

>> No.7372003 [DELETED] 

>>7371999
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapture#Date_setting

Nothing to even bother thinking about.

>> No.7372005

I can't wait to tell god to go fuck himself.

>> No.7372002

I've already been judged guilty. By myself. The punishment? I'll get to it later.

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7372013

Zeit für deine Bestrafung, /jp/!

>> No.7372016 [DELETED] 

>>7372003
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_Camping
>He had previously predicted that the Rapture would occur in September 1994
This sounds completely credible we should listen to him.

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7372020

Ich bin nicht bereit

>> No.7372021

>>7372016
He's had 17 years to think about it. I trust him.

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>> No.7372034

I don't like Jesus.

>> No.7372038

Danzai, danzai~

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>> No.7372045

>>7372038
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1E2nN5Fwzk

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I don't always masturbate to Touhou characters. But when I do, I prefer Yamaxanadu.

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>>7372056
she's fapping to you too.

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I'd rather die than go to heaven

>> No.7372073

>>7372071
That sentence gave me a headache, I hate you.

>> No.7372075 [DELETED] 

>>7372003
>2011 - Harold Camping's revised prediction has May 21, 2011 as the date of the rapture.[65][66]

>2060 - Sir Isaac Newton proposed, based upon his calculations using figures from the book of Daniel, that the Apocalypse could happen no earlier than 2060.[67][68]

I guess it's either now or never for us.

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>>7372062

It must be nice to feel wanted.

This puts me in the mood for a Shikieki thread but it's pretty late and it'll probably attract bad news during the day.

>> No.7372086

>>7372075
I think I trust the guy that invented calculus a little more than some faggot I've never even heard of before

>> No.7372089 [DELETED] 

I'm a sinner.

That's why I'm certain that I'll be made into a little youkai girl once the rapture starts.

If only...;_;

>> No.7372090
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7372090

The world is never going to end. It just transform into something more beautiful...

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>>7372077

Wait... that last part didn't make much sense. I meant that it's too late for me to participate in one right now but it can't be done during the day because it'll bring in unpleasant things.

How troublesome.

Also,

>Shikieiki

There we go.

>> No.7372095

>>7372075
>>2060 - Sir Isaac Newton proposed, based upon his calculations using figures from the book of Daniel, that the Apocalypse could happen no earlier than 2060.[67][68]

Well dicks. I better make it to 83 then. I don't want to miss the end of the world.

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>>7372086
>invented calculus
Leibniz is not amused.

>> No.7372103

End of the world again? huh...

>> No.7372106

>>7372095
The funny thing about all the people that bother to "calculate" the end of the world is that none of them seems to realize how fucked up our timeline is.

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>> No.7372109

>>7372106
What?

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7372114

I can barely wait for /b/ to save the world tomorrow.

Their current operation sounds epic and full of lulz.

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>>7372114
more information pls.

>> No.7372120 [DELETED] 

The Rapture is a retarded idea even by the standards of religion. I wouldn't mind getting judged by Shiki though

>> No.7372121
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>>7372114
>/b/
>epic and full of lulz

Why didn't you just stay there

>> No.7372131 [DELETED] 

>Rapture on a Saturday evening
>not on Monday morning
God confirmed for faggot.

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>>7372101

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>>7372071
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzyHc1B3h4g

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http://youarenotsosmart.com/2010/09/11/the-texas-sharpshooter-fallacy/

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