/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Taking notice of people looking at you in public

I seriosly hope you guys don't do this

She has a nice chest penis.

The reason I take my glasses off when I go outside is because I don't want to be reminded that I can't have the things that I see.

I'm like that girl only I don't smile at people I wish would notice me, in fact I try to be as unnoticeable as possible because I don't think they'd notice me anyway.

I sabotage myself at every turn because I don't deserve to be loved.

TUP TUP

Girls like that need some sort of marker, like a giant flashing arrow over their heads.

But even then I can't imagine actually doing something with someone who... Well... Isn't 2D.

Wow. Does anyone actually believe this happens?

>he could have any girl he likes
>why would he want me :(

Stop spreading those dirty lies.

>Stop smiling at me like you want me to date you, you shallow bitch. What's the point anyway, your music taste is probably shit, we have zero common hobbies and the deepest subject of conversation you can come up with is your best friend's previous relationship or your fucking haircut.

I actually used to think girls were like this, haha.

Man, I was so naive.

>>7369134
>.....Is that girl looking at me?Hm nah probally not.<Proceed to get lost in my thoughts>

When people smile at me, I usually think "fuck you, I don't need your worthless pity smile".

my GOD that's pathetic

>>7369160
>deepest subject of conversation you can come up with is your best friend's previous relationship or your fucking haircut.

Yeah man, I'd much rather talk about touhous and the same VNs i've been talking about for the last few years on /jp/.

>>7370039
What the hell are you even doing here if you find us so boring that you'd rather listen to a girl talk about her boyfriend?

>>7370045
I can listen to anyone talk about anything for hours.

>>7370029

>GOD

Stop trying to imitate Wth, you idiotic pile of shit, it's not funny.

Ha ha, what kind of fucking moron believes shit like that.

>>7369113
Scary how much this describes my thought process on a daily basis since forcing myself into society. I think its a problem of having no self esteem and yet somehow at the same time having a superiority complex. Some cute girl called me "mysterious" and a month back grabbed my arm while jumping up and down "aren't you excited its Friday!". By now I'm sure she realizes I'm a loser or thinks I hate her because I'm socially retarded so oh well.

thread requires touhou to be /jp/ related.

>>7371158

I've seen myself in this situation a couple of times ;_;

>>7371164
> having no self esteem and yet somehow at the same time having a superiority complex
Glad to know I'm not the only one like this.

>>7371158

Are these /r9k/'s facebook parodies? Where can I find/download the rest?

>>7371179

http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=240821821

This isn't all of them, but it's many. Try searching the archives for other threads.

>>7371158
>untaging photos you are in and not just making it so any photos that you personal do not upload do not show up.

If you didn't develop social skills in school its too late. If you're a virgin/never kissed a girl by 22+ you're in it for the long run.

After my first year of college my self esteem was totally and utterly demolished, no idea why. Fast forward into the future a few years and I have to muster up all the energy in me just to say "Hi" to female coworkers, it would be nearly impossible to do the same to a complete stranger.

It was so much easier back in Jr. High and Highschool to approach females, now it's damn near impossible because most of them are married or in a relationship already (or atleast that's what I tell myself).

I'm fucking Christmas cake now and will probably die cold and alone; or I'll kill myself in some grandiose fashion taking out as many people as possible (if I can even motivate myself to do that).

If I could just find some plain looking, thin or medium build, loser, female to mooch off of me - I'd be so happy. Just take my fucking money please and give my life meaning.

Not accurate at all. I'd be the one leaving in tears

>>7371217

Thanks.

>>7371246
>I'm fucking Christmas cake now
I would try this, but I don't think I would want to deal with the cleanup.

>>7369113

I don't fail to start the conversation because I think I'm ugly or anything silly like that. I just know I'm going to have nothing to talk about besides video games and stupid wapanese bullshit. Even if she thinks I'm cute, she doesn't know what she's getting into, and once she finds out she'll be slamming the EJECT button in all desperation.

So it's really better for the both of us if I keep my mouth shut and she gets to go off and tell her friends that she saw some cute guy on the bus the other day and she hopes she'll see him again.

She won't, but at least we'll both walk away with the happiest we could have made of that memory.

>>7371287
I imagine it wouldn't be too bad. Just put newspaper or paper towels everywhere around, and then after you're done throw everything away and shower.

>>7371289
Its funny because I'm learning a language and I feel like I could socialize with random people much better in it then English. Its so easy to just turn to a class mate and just ask about basic shit... whys it so hard in real life with a stranger, in my native language?