/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I can't say I do.

Who?

Yes

Yes.

The shaky parsee images on pixiv are possibly the most guilty of my pleasures.

>>7365312
yes, [spoler]parsee[/spoiler] does

>>7365330
I was thinking about what Parsee's reaction to those pictures would be but realized it would be pretty hard to top OP.

>>7365340
She'd find them adorable because all 350 of them are.

otherwise I would be forced to shake her

>>7365330
>>7365348
brb, liking Parsee

I imagine there are but that doesn't matter, really.

>>7365348
>>7365330
Why'd I go on that artist's pixiv? Now my Jimmies are all riled.

Parsee, so good.

>>7365365

She's pretty neat, I guess.

>>7365367
Let the elf ears consume you and control your mind.

>>7365369

It's not like I like them or anything.

I would conquer her bridge and then charge her rent.

>>7365371
Your will be broken.

Oh god these pictures make me think of those chiwawas and their tendency to shake a lot. well at least the one I knew shook a lot.

>>7365378

Cat ears.

>>7365372
I don't think you can conquer just the bridge, I'm sure you'd have to conquer satori's entire mansion.

That feel that you'll never get hammered with any of the underground cast ;_;

She looks ridiculously good without her jacket.

>>7365416
It's the armpits

>>7365416
I like her jacket.

>>7365419

I am uncertain of this.

>>7365401
I am not opposed to doing that.

>>7365423

It's pretty neat but I think she looks better without it.

I understand that ragathol is an acquired taste but I've always loved this one.

Also the rumors are true the more you post the harder Captcha Becomes.

>>7365439

Parsee's face is the best thing about that image.

>>7365444
I would make a delicious meal for Parsee, and then do nothing but talk about all the beautiful girls I had to beat on the way to see her.

>>7365444
His parsee is trapped in a glass case of emotion.

>>7365458

I'm not entirely sure this is a bad thing, Alabama.

>>7365458
Surprisingly, I think she'd love that.

>>7365471
I didn't say I wanted it to be a bad thing.

>>7365458
too busy being jealous of your cooking skill

>>7365470

Incredibly uncomfortable forever.

Posting happy Parsee to offset this.

I sure like this Parsee.

Parsee will murder you in your sleep.

>>7365496
Which touhou wouldn't though?

>>7365488

This artist's Parsee is fantastic.

>>7365506
I can dig it, but its not lewd enough for my taste.

>>7365542

As lewd as it gets, unfortunately.

>>7365312

no, there's far worse characters in SA like that stupid bucket and that shitty spider youkai. god i hate them.

>>7365554
I think you should leave.

>>7365554
looks like someone got game over on stage 1

>>7365554

say anything you want about the SA cast but leave Kisume alone, she's a green haired bucket with some pretty cool spell cards.

This one's really nice.

I wanna cross a bridge.

>>7365554
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>>7365582

I'm not sure how to respond to this so I'll post this picture instead.

>>7365554
Too underground for you?

There are few simpler joys than imagespam threads.

>>7365626

Posting pretty girls is fun, yes.

>>7365639
It sounds so queer when you put it that way.

>>7365660

Perhaps a bit.

Is bloodsplatter to the side of the mouth and only to the side of the mouth a fetish or something, You'd think they would learn to bring a napkin or something.

So hurtful.

>>7365750

I wouldn't be surprised, really.

Lovely.

I like Rude Parsee.

>>7365990

I can live with this.

So I've been thinking...
How many of you claimed Parsee as your waifu?

Or are you just fans?

>>7366084
I'm single at the moment, but I'm currently leaning towards having Parsee as mai waifu. I wish there was some stuff with her as a yandere though, because yanderes are hot.

>>7366084
Can you really claim someone as your waifu when so many other people did?

I mean, isn't that adultery on her part, having so many men at once?

>>7366084

I'm just a fan of pretty girls.

>>7366111

That's not how it works.

Ever feel like your only friend is the city you live in?

>>7366155
Yes ;__;

>>7366124
Cater 5 minutes of your time to explain to me how it works, then. I'm sure you're able to.

Parsee Beam > Master Spark

>>7366204

It's love, son. You'll know when you experience it. You'll just know.

>>7366204
blacktewi.jpg

>>7366172

Terrible. But - and here's the sweet center of the issue - do you feel that way despite being able to split yourself in two for company?

>>7366215
So when she does it, it's fine because of the power of love, but we can't have multiple waifus, or else we're mansluts?

I don't like this form of government.

One of the few things I remember about her is that she gave me the toughest time out of all stage 2 bosses. I'll never forget that. I wonder what it was.

>>7366218
There seems to be a rather large number of Touhous that can do that, now that I think about it.

>>7366228

Only know Parsee and Yuuka off the top of my head. Then again I know under 10 PC98 bosses by heart.

Or are you playing with words, suggesting there are a lot of them since they are always twice as many?

>>7366255
Suwako splits into two. Or three, depending on how you look at it.

>>7366266

Ah, I see.
May have known if I wasn't firmly stuck on Sanae.

>>7366221
It's not like that.
Having waifu means loving an idea of her. Her representation, set personality, all of her character. You do not choose a waifu, It just happens. You look at her pictures and feel warm in your heart. You have that funny feeling in your stomach. You like to imagine her smiling, being happy.
Because we're romantics. We want to be loved yes but we also want to love someone.
A girl like that would be good for you. So you love her and say nothing about the others and their feelings about her. Why would you do that? It's like having your own Gensokyo. You share the love for an idea of that place.
But deep in your heart, there is it. Not an idea anymore but actual Gensokyo.

Some say that having a waifu is bad or not possible in the first place. Bad? I dunno. Not possible? It's love, I ain't gotta explain shit. But your emotions, whatever they are, are real.
And you know that best

>>7366273

>>7366266
single characters, 2 or more same/similar looking sprites:
Yuuka, Parsee, Marisa, Flandre
Suwako, Youmu (ghost), Sakuya (dimension time thing)
Remilia, Flandre (bats)
all other gods (never shown)

>>7366325
When does Marisa have a split attack?

Can't remember Marisa splitting either. Although since everything she does is ripped from Yuuka, there's no doubt she could if she wanted to.

Parsee is not my waifu nor do I currently have one, I'm moonlighting on Yoshika but it really depends on her behavior in the actual release of 10 desires, also sorry I took off to go buy my new phone. I'll miss my pantech matrix dearly but everyone else is doing it so I bought an iphone.

>>7366155
I'd like to think I'm sort of your friend. sorta.
>>7366111
The main reason I won't take a waifu.

>>7366446
Buy DoDonPachi.

>>7366484
I didn't know that was on the iphone.

>>7366532
Yeah man, the most recent one is and it's a very very good port overall.
There's also ESPGaluda II and a Cave twinstick not-really-shooter that's kinda odd, Mushihimesama: Bug Panic. DeathSmiles is also gonna come out sometime soon.

It's a shame I missed all of this. Serves me right for having things to do.

>>7366344
Shuusou Gyoku

I'm not against spending more time with Parsee.

I should really take a shower and go to bed, and do my public speaking homework.

fucking teacher make us write our fucking speeches fucking verbatim.

>>7367797

I've almost forgotten what it's like to have homework...

Anyway, get to it. /jp/ will still be here when you come back.

>>7367799
its also 1:20 am and such I'm seriously consider just falling asleep once my downloads finish.

Its not like class is tomorrow.

>>7367799
Also are you like total NEET or something bro?

>>7367807

I'm currently on a rather extended break from my studies and I have no job... so, yeah. I guess so.

>>7367830
Always wondered how you had so much damn freetime.

>>7367841

It's enough to drive a man crazy, I tell you. It doesn't help that eating up my savings from my last job and mooching off my parents doesn't really feel all that good.

>>7367857
The last bit being self-evident, what else drives you crazy?

I enjoy being a NEET, so long as I avoid thinking about how short-lived it will be.

>>7367857
Fuck we've all been there man. You'll feel better once you get to something.

Till then guilt and cabin fever my two most favorite emotions.
>>7367858
Stagnating Depression starts to sink in, hypersomnia, loss of interest in all the wonderful otaku things you love, shit sucks.

>>7367858

I really had to think about that one. The only thing I can come up with is boredom.

It doesn't sound like that is much of a problem but it opens the door to a whole bunch of other ones.

Jealoussic Park

Necro did a wonderful job of pointing out what that boredom leads to.

>>7367880

Helping out around the house helps but I really do think I should at least go back to school.

>>7367891
Then go back to school.

Fuck they're starting fall registry in like 2 weeks.

Stay out during summer because the financial aid year doesn't start until fall and maybe try to get a dumb summer job(its not even summer yet bro)

I call parsee peepee cuz im in 4th grade and she funny and jelly hehee

>>7367880
>Stagnating Depression starts to sink in,
Depression is something everyone feels, and to feel depressed is no big deal. Even the depression that makes you sink into your chair, staring into space and thinking absolutely nothing. Even if it stays with you forever, at least it feels better than pain.
>hypersomnia,
>loss of interest in all the wonderful otaku things you love,
Refreshing 4chan over and over again, as revolting as it is, at least causes the hours to fly by so you can sleep again. And sleep itself is such a pleasurable release that sleeping too much is the natural result of it. Hypersomnia isn't a bad thing, and just lets you enjoy your life more.

>>7367926

Yeah, I think I'll do that.

>>7367944
It was your idea, I'm drunk you can't blame me for shit.
>>7367935
Getting more than 10 hours of sleep a night(after you breach the age of 22) can dramatically reduce a person's life span and impair cognitive functions, cause leaden limb syndrome and all kinds of stupid nasty shit. Pisses me off too I love sleeping.

>>7367944
Or alternativly you can take the military aptitude test. If you test high enough on that you are basically guaranteed a well paying non-combat career. One of the few people that I still associate with is set up for life because he tested well on it.

>>7367965
>can dramatically reduce a person's life span
You say that like it's to be avoided.

If something pleasurable and enjoyable shortens your lifespan, should you avoid that pleasure so you can live longer, or should you just enjoy yourself? What makes life worth living is the joy it gives you. If you lack that joy, why bother living?

>>7367880
Cabin fever? Really? If I had an extended period of time with no obligations, I'd probably spend the first two weeks fucking around on the Internet... and then dig into my decade's worth of projects that need to be finished before I die sometime that seems to increase by a year every six months or so. pic related

Well, anyway, good luck not feeling like crap. I know it's kinda hard sometimes.

>>7367969
Hey its your life bro.

As for me, I'd be really bummed if I missed the apocalypse.

>>7367969
You could experience other things that are enjoyable and less harmful, like baking cookies or being a shut-in geek.

>>7367965

I appreciate it either way, buddy.

>>7367988
Sleeping for 12 hours, baking cookies when you wake, and refreshing 4chan while you munch on them.

If that's so deadly, why not accept it?

>>7367973
Yeah its hard to hate time when your life is on a goddamn clock.

>>7367998
>while you munch on them.
Can't eat the cookies, they make you fat. You have to throw them out.

>>7368033
You wanna die quickly but won't let yourself overeat on cookies?

You guys confuse the shit out me sometimes.

>>7368033
That's right, cookies make you fat, so you should throw them away. Computers make your eyes bad, so you should limit yourself to 20 minutes a day. Sleeping for more than 10 hours, pleasant though it may be, shortens your lifespan "drastically," so you should only sleep for 6 to 9 hours, like a proper adult. Like a serious man, who can't be bothered by trifles.

>>7368052
No, I'm >>7368033 >>7367988

>>7368056

I can't make any sense of it all.

>>7368056
Parsee constantly experiencing orgasm.
ねたましい

Yep.

Parsee sucks.

But she gets nice tits every so often, which is a plus, I guess.

>>7368651

I disagree with your assessment.

Not enough Parsee with long hair.

i think she's just "ok". i don't dislike or like parsee.

>>7369910

She's a bit more than "ok", man.

Parsee is pretty good, especially for a blonde touhou. Good blonde touhous are few and far between, and she passes the test.
Her jacket is cool and I like her eyes a lot.

>>7370004

I agree with that. But I think they're all good. Sure, she's not exactly one of my favorites or anything but she's still nice, like all the characters.

Green eyes
Like a beam of the sun
That, swift, hides while it runs
Within the white foam
Green eyes
Your glance burned my chest
The desire of the quest
Of some eyes like those~

It's nice to see the Parsee thread on the front page.

I liked when she was the only character that had pointy ears.

>>7371796

In a perfect world, that would still be the case.

paru paru

>>7372111

I guess one more Parsee image before I go to bed won't hurt much.

>>7372116
Good night.

>>7374548

>>7374550

>>7374555

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>>7374558

That was awful.

>>7374558
>beta as fuck
If /jp/ would be a touhou, it would definetly be Parsee. ;_;

>>7374575
2 DEEP 4 u

>>7374584

I'll admit that I'm probably missing something there, yes.

I am pleasantly surprised by the lack of Parsee hate.

>>7376423

Is that you, OP?

>>7376423
I do hate Parsee though.

Always gave me a hard time in SA.

>>7377903

>Parsee
>gave [you] a hard time

>>7377903

I can understand that in a way. She was the gal where when I was clearing stage 4s in other games I was still stuck on her. But I don't hate her, she's just doing her job. I couldn't possibly hate anyone.

What's so good about Parsee:
- Pointy ears
- Great stage+boss theme
- Fresh spellcards that require some thinking
- Cutely drawn

Today was pretty awful. Maybe Parsee on the front page will make things a little bit better.

>>7379545
This seems to be a common theme with you.

>>7379564

I have not enjoyed this month very much.

>>7379582
Did you register for classes yet? You'll feel better when you do.

Also my capch is "Sionthe Fanciful"

>>7379630
I'm gonna go watch cartoons on netflix and do my Psych homework.

Don't get all suicidily or anything and try to have a nice night.

>>7379674

Don't worry about me, buddy. I'm just in a bit of a bad mood, that's all. More irritable than anything else. I truly appreciate your concern, though.

I'm thinking of going back to work, I don't really want to go back to school just yet. Besides, I need to start saving up for my trip to the D in October. Going with my brother to MNF at Ford Field.. if there's a season, that is.

Dude , every touhou character is lovely in its own way , Parsee with her paruparu and her pointy ears , her eyes and DFC


Zun is a mastermind , afterall

>>7379818
>DFC

>>7379818
Parsee has tits. They're just normal-sized.

>>7379838
>>7379832

imsuperokaywiththis.jpg

Yeah I like Parsee.

I really like Parsee, the way she would always stalk you to see if you are cheating on her is psychoticly cute.

>>7379878
But why would one want to cheat?

>>7379886

There's all sorts of crazy people in this world. That's just how it is.

I love her theme. I get chills when it starts playing and she shoots out a bunch of bullets.

I also enjoy her artwork and find her very easy to masturbate to.

I used to hate parsee but only because one artist ruined her for me, luckily I was able to forget it.

I quite literally both hate and love Parsee.
She would make for a great villain.

Damn, Touhou needs its own show.

I fell hopelessly in love with Parsee because of "Green-eyed Jealousy". It even inspired me to pick up my accordion just to learn her theme. Maybe one day she'll hear it and realiza how much I love her even though we can never be together.

>>7379919

Don't stop believing, Anonymous.

>>7379924
I hope I'll at least get to see her when I die and go to Gensokyo. Before I get eaten by youkai, that is.

>>7379919
I suppose you have a recording of that!

>>7379910
I do not think a show would be a good idea.
>>7379930
If you get lucky she'll be the youkai.

On second thought I would say that Parsee is actually pretty damn spiffy.

>>7379945

I guess so, yeah.

Here's one where she seems to be happy.

>>7365312
I dislike her.
She's down there with the likes of Wriggle and that one spider hou.

>>7379932
Not really. I'm not very good playing and don't have a microphone so I've never recorded it. It would sound really neat if played by someone better than me, though. The accordion gives it a really nice feel.

>>7379964
oh, I see.

I really wanted to hear Green-eyed Jealousy played in Accordion ;_;

>>7379935
I think even being eaten by Parsee would be a dream come true. If she can't love me, at least being eaten by her would be more than enough for me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox94vKoebyM
The song sounds quite nice in the style of a music box.

>>7379969
Don't be sad, my tripfag friend. Here's a version that is at least accompanied by an accordion: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1N7RtE1Suj4
Also, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EmEUs_-3Rc is a version of Satori Maiden in the accordion, in case you're interested.

>>7379961

She should be happy more often.

>>7379981
I think Parsee is one of the saddest touhous. Why is it that the touhous with the saddest backstories have also some of the best themes. The Prismriver sisters, Flandre, Satori and Parsee have pretty sad pasts and pretty awesome themes.
Now that I think about it, a lot of touhous have had very sad lives.

>>7379980
those are pretty good.

thanks.

>>7379985

I think it's best not to dwell on those kinds of things, man.

Would I be save in assuming this is an origin story of sorts?

>>7380012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E54kTzgMyvI
Forgot to link it.

>>7379808
>work
I didn't know that was an option, If you can get a good job stick to it.

Either way, steps up feel better than steps down.

Also check the magic stick concert schedule and the ones at DTE. Lots of good stuff last summer, I got to go to a cheap trick, poison, and deff leppard concert for under 30 bucks.

>>7380067

>good job

Merely a stop-gap, it'll just be for a few months. I plan on finishing my studies.

Regarding the trip, I don't think I'll be able to stay for more than a couple of days but I'll definitely look into what you suggested. Right up my alley.

By the way, are you going to game?

>>7380095
Probably not, none of my friend circle gives a fuck about anything other than hockey.

And we fucked that. But concerts are a different story. If you see something good tell me.

>>7380117

I see. I'll keep you informed if I see something that catches my eye.

>>7380125
Well its been a pleasure I'm going to bed.

>>7380140

Likewise, I assure you.

Catch you later, buddy.

Accordionfag here. In case the anon who wanted to listen to Green-eyed jealousy on the ccordion is still around, I found this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bpHdSKHIqI
It has an accordion version of the melody at the start,