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7365920 No.7365920 [Reply] [Original]

It's been a while since mommy has checked up on her little NEETypie.

How are you doing? Is life treating you well?

>> No.7365932

My diaper is full of shit.

>> No.7365929

I'm going to die tomorrow.
Finally managed to buy that gun.

>> No.7365946
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7365946

Mommy!

Today i've finished all of my tests and essays!
I am so happy, now i can spend all my day with my friends here on /jp/ again!

>> No.7365957
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>>7365946
That's great! Mommy's so proud! I bet you did a fantastic job!

>> No.7365959

>>7365929
I hope you do it right, for your sake.

>> No.7365967

>>7365946
>NEET
>Tests and essays

wat

>> No.7365971

>>7365946

Shut up Brian.

>> No.7365972

>>7365959
So do I, really. I've heard horror stories, but roof of the mouth seems like reliable choice.

>> No.7365991
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>>7365967
Not a NEET.

>>7365971
Not a Brian.

>> No.7366000
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7366000

My mother is dead.

>> No.7366003

Can you give me a hug mommy?

>> No.7366005
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7366005

That's great! Mom's rewards are always the best.

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>> No.7366022
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>>7366003
Of course! Mommy gives out hugs all day! Come here, and bury yourself in mommy~

>> No.7366028

I'm not feeling very good.

>> No.7366034

If Ran were my mom things would be different around here.

>> No.7366040
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7366040

This thread is ewww.

>> No.7366042

>>7366034
If my mom was an Ellen Degeneres fox spirit, my life would be perfect.

>> No.7366044

I stood up for 2 days playing one fort on Dwarf Fortress. Got to year 35 and finally succumbed to an invasions. Beat my record by 20 years.

>> No.7366075

My mother is Lenfried now

u R GAY mom no longer care go away fox disgusting

>> No.7366184

My mom doesn't smile. Who are you?

>> No.7366277
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7366277

Hey mom, my friend Rin told me that her mom doesn't play doctor every time they go to sleep.

>> No.7366288

>>7365920
>Neetypie
Yayifications! ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

>> No.7366308

>>7366288
(╬ ಠ益ಠ)

>> No.7366332

lol, buzz off, anonymous coward "net bully"

this is the touhou board, not the nhk board

lol, mootles, change your mind again and spin off /nhk/ - Neet and Hongkong Shits

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7366345

Mommy! You have such nice feet!

>> No.7366377

>>7365946
Lang?

>> No.7366388
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7366388

Life is not treating me well.
I ordered a figure, got shipped the wrong thing, and all I was offered was a 20% discount on my next purchase (which I used to re-order the figure I wanted).

>> No.7366434

>>7366388
That sounds like a sweet deal to me. Did you have to ship the other one back?

>> No.7366961

/jp/- Dongles

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