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You can choose between:

a) Getting warped to Gensokyo with no way back to the real world whatsoever.
or
b) Having the narrator from Kaiji narrate your life.

Choose wisely /jp/.

>> No.7363667

>Having the narrator from Kaiji narrate your life.

Everyone around me is going to know when I masturbate in the most awesome way possible

>> No.7363665

Can I choose C) Crushing Apathy?

>> No.7363679
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7363679

Fuck you. I will have the narrator narrate my life in Gensokyo.

>> No.7363704
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7363704

Does b) comes with the　

ざわ。。。
ざわ。。。
ざわ。。。?

>> No.7363714

/jp/ laughs at his thread. They mock him.
DAGA
SHIKASHI

>> No.7363749

The narrator from Kaiji is small time.
The one from Akagi did it best.

Washizu Iwao. I nearly came the first time I heard him say it.

>> No.7363752

Oh my god, this is the most awesome idea I have ever heard of. Too bad that my life isn't actually worth narrating. Otherwise I would seriously consider the second option.

>> No.7363755

A, no doubt.

Today I walked into my kitchen and cried for a second when I realized I would never go to Gensokyo.

>> No.7363765
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7363765

I'll take B. Or if it's the 2006 version of this thread, I'll take A.

>> No.7363771

A. I don't need someone narrating my life, it'd make situations too tense and then I'd lose in the end.

>> No.7363774 [DELETED] 

>>7363755
But you would be hated in Gensokyo too

>> No.7363775 [DELETED] 

Kaiji wins the undergound dice game with some fake dice that only have 1s and afterwards proceeds to the above world to play pachinko. He wins. The end.

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>>7363774
I don't think anyone can hate me when I know almost nobody.

>> No.7363783 [DELETED] 

>>7363775
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Reported.

>> No.7363800

BOYOAH I WANT2 FUCK THE CHILD

>> No.7363806

>>7363783
Spoiling board unrelated threads has a long tradition.
>>>/a/

>> No.7363822 [DELETED] 

>>7363806
Who are you quoting?

>> No.7363846 [DELETED] 

>>7363660
OP is an idiot who needs to take this /a/ inspired thread back to where it belongs. I always hated the Kaiji narrator joke. Hint: he's just a voice actor. With enough money you could pay him to narrate your life.

With that said, reported.

>> No.7363863
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7363863

B, without a doubt.

>> No.7364613

I'd probably go with the narrator
He'd probably give me manly motivation to stop being lazy

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>>7363660
I pick unlimited Rika footjobs.

>> No.7367492

A)

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