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In Soviet Gensokyo, Touhous fuck you!

An average human would not be able to fuck any. Your penis needs a name and history to even penetrate them.

If it's you, probably five minutes.

None because they are not real.

same amount of time it takes for Sion to win EVO

>>7357654
My penis has both and history.

Depends on how fast they get "excited"
Depends on how long they last.
Depends on the speed of your thrusts.
Depends on whether you take your time and relax.
Depends whether you just bend them over and wham-bam-thank-you-mam.
Depends entirely on the person so it's impossible to say really.

>>7357655

That was weak, Jones.

>>7357639
well if you consider fucking to end to cumming, i can do that about 8-10 times a daily but people usually say that's a lot above average so let's say average human to be able to have sex with a woman 5 times a day. There is about 100 touhous so it would be 100:5=20days. Maybe less time if you eat a lot of meat and eggs.

>>7357656
Fuck you.

>>7357661
He never was particularly strong by any means though and his humour was always very dry and hard to swallow.

>>7357665
I once masturbated like 3 times in the same day and my dick was sore after, I think I was pretty depressed that day too.

>>7357671
>was always very dry and hard to swallow.
Well damn, I was wondering where I had heard this from and then it hit me, Your mother once said that to me.

>>7357684
Thanks Squidy. I would have never gotten the joke had you not pointed it out.

lmao Jonesy got owned

>>7357676
I was talking about sex, not fapping. That's quite strange that you can only do it 3 times a day, do you eat properly and how much you weight?

>>7357684
OH DAAAAYUM

>>7357694
It's not that I can't, but it's a bad idea.

>>7357694
Nothing comes out after a while so it's just like stroking a cat, what's the point if there's no end game?
I don't weigh much, I'm pretty thin and about 6 ft tall.

>>7357706
oh, well everyone have their own limits I guess. I myself am quite the opposite case and want to do it as much as I can.

15 minutes X the number of Touhous.

A quick google search tells me that there are 110 Touhous. So:

15 X 110 = 1,650 minutes. Or 27.5 hours.

Or course, you'd have to sleep. And I doubt most people could have sex for even 16 hours non-stop.

So lets say you fucked Touhous for 14 hours each day, then it would take you two days.

>>7357732
How old are you?
Wouldn't you much rather spend that time doing something productive like playing video games or watching television?

>>7357738
after few months i'm 19. But yea I'd rather spend my weekends partying and having sex as much as i can rather than playing videogames and watching television, I like doing that also but I like to keep partying and relaxing in balance

This is a good question, but a lot is left to debate. Define "fuck". Does that mean a quick in and out or the real deal cum three times twice in her and once on her chest/face? Given so much is left to debate, I can't even fathom a rough estimate.

>>7357757
>partying and having sex

>>7357757
>babby's first troll

>>7357771
Given his age you'd think he'd be able to properly construct a sentence eh?

Which Touhou would you go raving with?

>>7357771
what you mean by troll?

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