/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>7348634
She is just protected and old fashioned.

intelligence is different from knowledge.

>can put thousands of songs while walking.

How do they work, those MP3s?

It has nothing to do with intelligence. She just doesn't care about the latest shitty doodads and thingamajigs that become obsolete every month.

She still believes in Santa Clause, too. What are you going to do about it, OP?

Only Analog Is Real

She still believes in Santa Clause, too. What are you going to do about it, OP?

>>7348662
Be temporarily overcome by how cute she is.

Is this from tlwiki's old work on the SP games? Because I didn't think there'd been any progress since that one anon who was working on Perfect Sun posted a partial translation of Haruka's route.

Also, you just don't understand sheltered girl moe.

I don't know why, but whenever Chihaya comes up I start to feel a little bored. It's like something about her is just flat out uninteresting. It's kind of like going into a ball game expecting the pitcher to do interesting things like curve balls, but instead he just throws them in a straight line the whole game. Or like if you went on a tour expecting a beautiful land with mountains and valleys but instead all the tour guide showed you was tundra. It's that sort of thing, like a good idea that just wasn't developed properly, you know? Not really sure exactly what it is about her, though; perhaps it's just that her character isn't well-rounded.

But she seems to have her share of followers on this board. I haven't been following the series for a bit, was her personality/background story fleshed out in a recent game or something?

"What you're looking for Chihaya is PMS"

>>7348673

Looks like I left you hangin' there. Sorry, man.

>>7348690

Is there something you'd like to get off your chest? I thought all anons would be able to appreciate Chihaya's appeal, but it seems that was a bust.

>>7348708
>Is there something you'd like to get off your chest?
There's something Chihaya wants to get on hers, if you know what I mean.

>>7348722
That is, if she had one.

If you can't appreciate Chihaya, you shouldn't be on /jp/. She is the poster girl of /jp/.

No brains on top of having a personality that seems about as bouncy as... well, you know. What does Chihaya have, exactly?

>>7348741
Not knowing what an MP3 player is doesn't make you stupid, especially if you're not a technophile. Most people that use MP3 players have no fucking idea how they work, and think they're magic. Lots of them live in trailer parks, too.

>>7348740
Speaking of posters, do you know what Chihaya and a poster have in common?

If anything, she's smart. She knows that keeping up with the latest tech trends will make you bankrupt. Good for her, showing restraint and not being interested in the latest shiny new toy. Much better than women who want to pay the premium for whatever crap Apple shits out every month.

>>7348670

Look forward to Christmas morning every year.

Ýou know... we haven't had a Chihaya thread since her birthday. I'm kind of in the mood for one. How about you, /jp/?

>>7348780
I want to pin both to my bedroom wall?

>>7348762
Yes, but we're talking about Chihaya here. I think it's always been evident that she's a little behind the curve.

>>7348675
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGnpxEqxiZU

>>7348795
>How about you, /jp/?
Not really

>>7348795
Oh, I'm pretty much down for Chihaya threads whenever I'm 'round. I'm usually busy fapping on the porn boards, so just give me a shake when you want to make one and I'll bounce on over to /jp/ to help contribute.

>>7348824

That's too bad. Some other time, then?

We've got some real jokers in this thread.

>Yes, it's the type where you can fuckin' put songs in it as PM3 data

Chihaya birthday thread? Well then, let's get this ball rolling.

I personally think it's wrong to judge a woman by whether or not she has a huge chest.

I think it's much more important whether they've got a nice spherical shape or are drooping.

>>7348974
You can't judge the shape of a breast if there is no breast to judge in the first place.

>>7348850
That is something he would say.

>>7348980
That's the best sort of breasts: N/A.

you guys are all jerks. i feel sorry for chihaya.

happy birthday, chihaya! don't worry, there are lots of men out there that are flat chests only, such as myself. i'll be upfront about it, i love you the way you are and i'd never want to imagine you looking any other way.

>>7349006

Her birthday was in February, man.

>>7349006
whoops, wrong image

Chihaya after you pirate all of her albums.

I, for one, have yet to bother to use a cell phone, despite having a position in IT development. I see cellphone as some sort of leash or downright slavery.

"WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING YOUR PHONE? WHERE WERE YOU?"

Fuck that.

>>7349031
I would have sex with Chihaya.

As expected of one with such miniscule mental endowments, when she was growing up, Chihaya thought she could confound fate with a mantra of hers, which was "big boobs or bust."

As you can see, reality doesn't play games.

>>7349050
>Chihaya
>no abs

Nope.

>>7348690
>It's kind of like going into a ball game expecting the pitcher to do interesting things like curve balls, but instead he just throws them in a straight line the whole game.

Proper ladies get sheet music, not recordings.

In a survey, it was found that many of Chihaya's fans truly believe in her ability to perform.

Oddly enough, in the same survey it was also found that many of them also believe in Bigfoot.

>>7348670
>She still believes in Santa Clause, too

She believes in a Tim Allen movie?

>>7349135

It's just "Claus", isn't it?

Whoops.

>>7349117
Bigfoot is a type of ape they have in America, right?

Did anyone see that episode of Unsolved Mysteries where they interviewed the Chihaya fan?

One of the three following choices is a complete lie:

A)
B) Chihaya is a great idol loved by many for her wonderful charm and sexy looks
C)

Can you guess which one it is?

>>7349209
It's A, right?

>>7349209
You seem to not have written the other two so it is hard to make a choice.

>>7349233

I would have gone with "C", personally.

People who hate Chihaya are actually not human, so it's okay to kill them.

>>7349269

They also like to spam anime and have unforgivably bad taste in music.

Oh, man! Chihaya! Yeah, I love Chihaya! Does anybody remember that one time Chihaya... Uh... She, er....

Hmm... I could have sworn there was something...

How is it possible to hate any of the other idols when Ritsuko exists? Relative to her, all the other idols are all amazing in their own way.

>>7349299
Ritsuko? Who's that?

>>7349299

There might be something wrong with you.

eeeh? reindeer?

Someday, someone will love Chihaya for who she really is.

Also, there is so much hate against Chihaya in this thread that it is unsettling, even for non fans of Chihaya.

How can people hate such a useful girl?

At least her brother will always be there to cheer her on.

At the IM@S production studio, as a rule they like to ensure that every character at has at least two clear purposes in the story. Then they had a thought: they could have a character to act as a foil to all the good characters, one that could make the others appear to shine just by being dim, make a two-dimensional character look three-dimensional by having such a flat persona. They decided that, indeed, a character with such a purpose was needed to help ensure the success of the game.

Unfortunately, there is an exception to every rule.

I think Chihaya fandom is beautiful.

How could I not support people who believe in miracles?

>>7349343
>At the IM@S production studio, as a rule they like to ensure that every character at has at least two clear purposes in the story. Then they had a thought: they could have a character to act as a foil to all the good characters, one that could make the others appear to shine just by being dim, make a two-dimensional character look three-dimensional by having such a flat persona. They decided that, indeed, a character with such a purpose was needed to help ensure the success of the game.

She's pictured on the right in your image.

>>7349282
So, they're sion?

>>7349338

>>7349364

Well, I do believe the Lions will win the Super Bowl in the next few years.

>>7348690
I am now picturing Miki as Mami getting her head bitten off.

happy birthday chihaya! im you're #1 fan!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqWquxWoY48

>>7349383
Forgot my pic.

I just love the fact that you can't make a Chihaya thread bad. The original topic always survives whatever blows through.

>>7349365
Heh, you may think you're witty, but as you can see in the quote, part of the qualifications was that it's a 2d character. As you'll see, Chihaya can actually be proven to be the two-dimensional character mathematically:

x=72/pi

The picture is a sophisticated graph using the finest in Paint technology which depicts a line with the above equation. I am sure you will agree the resemblance is undeniable.

>>7349435
Chihaya has plenty of curves. They're just not on her chest, and that's okay with me.

>>7349445

Chihaya's pretty great, yeah.

I have a feeling Chihaya will be the next huge wave. A blockbuster of gigantic proportions. Generally speaking, just the next "big thing," you know?

>>7349435
>x=72/pi
I think you've got a dividing by zero error here.

>NoNoWar

I guess that's kind of funny.

>>7349608
I'm also opposed to the beliefs of the no war faction.

>>7349553
Pi isn't equal to 0.

>>7349432
It's a technique that the rest of /jp/ hasn't learned. I only post in these threads.

Yep.

I love everything about Chihaya, definitely my favorite iM@S character. It would be so nice to have her leaning against me as we shared a pair of earbuds with her. I wonder what her hair smells like.

>>7349149
TONIGHT ON UNSOLVED MYSTERIES WE FIND OUT WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT "CHIHAYA"

UPDATE

APPARENTLY NOBODY GIVES A SHIT SO FUCK HER

>>7348795
Guy who made a blueberry cake for her. I'm away from home and have no pictures of her on my laptop, otherwise I would be posting them. Instead I will post this and bump the thread for people who might actually have images of her.

>>7351107

Shampoo? Yes, certainly.

Floral? No. Definitely something fruity. Citrus? No. Apple? No.

Berries? Maybe.

>>7349149
is the blue haired women with the huge tits have a route and if so is it translated yet.

>>7349135
>Tim Allen
>movie
No one believes that.

>>7351134

That was a pretty neat cake you baked there.

>>7351156
>Doesn't know who Azusa

>>7349299
You fucking faggot, you casuals just don't know how great Ricchan is.

>>7351134
bump.

>>7351351

I'm away from my usual computer so it might take a while to get something going in here.

>>7351437

Works for me.

>>7351483
I love that expression

>>7348667

Surely there are better ways to eat a popsicle, Chihaya.

Chihaya is the only idol with true talent.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g52L34TzmRg

>>7351594

>the only idol with true talent.

I disagree with that. However, I will say she's easily the best singer.

>>7351603

No one comes close, I'd like to add.

Sun dresses are wonderful,

>>7351699
>Chihaya
>sun dress

Instant boner.

>>7351706

It's all I have, unfortunately.

>>7348670
Hug her and tell her to never change.

I'll just post a few more before I call it a night.

...or just one more. It's pretty late, after all.

She's so fucking worthless. I wish she was real just so she could experience the pain and suffering that a piece of shit like her would inevitably go through if they actually existed.

>>7351834
Now, now. It's been established that even Chihaya has her purpose. >>7349343

I'm going to need this thread later today.

>>7351699
>sun dresses where you can see the outline of her body
>Chihaya
OH GOD THESE ARE MY FETISHES

>>7351594
This is the kind of statement that makes a topic suck when too many people start spouting it.

>>7352800
Huh? A Chihaya thread without Chihaya bullying is no good. That's like a set of pottery for display without any artistic design. Kind of like you ordered a set of, say, juggs to display on a rack, and they were just made out of gray clay straight from mud flats. No flavor.

What kinds of birds does Chihaya hate the most?
Hooters

Why does Chihaya hate pirates?
Two words: treasure chest.

Yet another reason why Chihaya is the worst idol.

>>7351603
Takane has the best voice in IDOLM@STER, Japan agreed don't bother them about it

It's not that she's afraid of them, but Chihaya isn't good with heights.

>>7352890

Yeah? Well... they're wrong, man.