/jp/ - Otaku Culture

bcuz i.m edgey xd

>OH GOD I DONT SEE TOUHOU THREAD ON FIRST PAGE TIME TO SHIT UP THE WHOLE BOARD

I'm always interested in responding to one, if the content is acceptable. However, making a thread doesn't feel necessary on my part.

/jp/ is only 10 people so if 1 or 2 happen to be busy or have successfully killed themselves it can severely depress their area of posting.

Shitty /v/ posts
>>7338703
>>7338706

Shitty /a/ post
>>7338710

>>7338714
no shit? its not like op wanted something else

So I'm playing EU3 and holding off on forming Germany until I can get the Prussian military reforms, but this piece of shit 6/5/5 king won't fucking die. He even outlived his heir who died at 61.

Why we can't take it easy?

We are flooded with generic VN threads, memes and olive/green text, "normal" threads that should be on /soc/ or /adv/, /r9k/ level bawww no gf why you won't go outside (Funny because normals did complain about NEET and mental problem threads and they do the same, or even worse because they have their own boards), anime, games, random trip-friends, /b/ mentality.

>>7338714
Relax

>>7338728
yea i hate when people make /jp/-related threads. fucking makes me all enraged

because Flanfly is all the Touhou you need
>>7338313

>>7338700
Touhou is mixed into almost every thread you stupid bastard.

>>7338733
And which ones are "/jp/ related"? Because I named only shit threads that only shitposters, trolls and weekend posters do.

>>7338739
i dont think he was talking about reaction images when he said that he wants more touhou

>>7338741
vns, games

>vns, games

Ok. I will try to explain this in polite way.

There is no point in making thread for every generic VN ever made.
It's like making thread on /v/ about every shitty flash game from sites with "online games".

If you want to do so then do it in "vn general" thread, not flood board with 4 pages of threads with less than 50 posts (and still 90% of this is op bumping).


Games - Hot glue.

I haven't been depressed enough to post on /jp/ lately

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eppv2H0h3R8

>>7338760
>vn
define:generic
>Games - Hot glue
a what

>>7338760
There is no point in making a thread for every generic picture ever made also. And that's like 90% of Touhou threads.

If you want to do so then do it in "touhou general" thread, not flood board with 12 pages of threads with less than 20 posts (and still 90% of this is op bumping).

>>7338779
If you ask about these... that means you are coming straight from /v/ or /a/ and you even didn't bother to learn about board you are posting on. This isn't ironic.

>>7338786
if you can explain what the fuck are you talking about... that means you are coming straight from /v/ or /a/ and youre fucking retarded .this isn't ironic

>>7338760
>Games - Hot glue.
I hope you realize that Touhou is a game, idiot.

>>7338792
And why are you calling me retard?
So far you couldn't formulate any argument and resolved into insulting me and "mimicking" replies. But I will try to use your language to help you understand me:

>tl;dr you are newfag who even didn't check on internets what about /jp/ is.
>gb2gaia or >>>/v/

>>7338807
>tl;dr you are newfag who even didn't check on internets what about /jp/ is.
wow that helped. so doujin games arent /jp/ related? what about gameplay centered eroge?
and which of ~20 vn threads are about generic vns?

>>7338814

>doujin games
If something is made in Japan it doesn't mean it's automatically "doujin".

>gameplay centered eroge
>>>/d/ and >>>/h/
They had threads about these, last time I did check.
And maybe >7306339 might be good thread for you.

>generic
That's hard to explain... Probably someone with better conversation skills could explain it to you.

>>7338833
>>generic
>That's hard to explain... Probably someone with better conversation skills could explain it to you.
I'll try. What you mean to say is that people can't start threads about VNs you don't like. And I get the feeling you don't like any.

>7338596
>7338713
>7338822
>7338815
>7337797
>7338805
>7338768 (yes! There are shitty touhou threads too)
>7338781
>7338636
>7338599
>7338533
>7338576
>7338475
>7338605
>7337986
>7338209
>7333829
>7337689

Just 3 first pages and so many shit threads.

>>7338833
>If something is made in Japan it doesn't mean it's automatically "doujin".
what the fuck are you even talking about
>They had threads
yea well and im sure /b/ had threads about whatever you want to talk about. maybe you should go back there or something
>hard to explain
retard

/jp/ was always shitty, but it has changed a lot since last year.

Threads now are about different things, and feel different...
I blame crossboard raids.

>>7338884
As long as they keep some level they can discuss nearly everything that want and is REALLY /jp/ related. But they don't keep level and post not /jp/ related things.

I miss QC and meido.

Anything is /jp/ related if you want to.
/jp/ is our wonderland where everything is possible.
The are no rules and no restrections

>>7338906
Sounds a lot like /b/.
Just another digital wasteland.

>>7338914
It's up to us to make it either a paradise or a hell.
Think about that next time you make a metathread or a shitpost

>>7338917
Still, it seems (to me) quite difficult to post anything outside of VN, Touhou, Umineko, etc without having someone report and/or flaming the living hell out of it just because they didn't like it, or because I was trying to do something slightly different.

>>7338917
>It's up to us to make it either a paradise or a hell.
that's precisely why /jp/ is so shitty
to make most of freedom, responsible people are required
what do you expect from the board fullest of people with shitty/problematic/unconventional personalities?

>>7338937
The same can be said for all of 4chan. Fuck if you guys dont like it here then leave?
We don't need /jp/ is shitty threads every damn day.
Its always the same shit with people like you. Why the fuck even bother being here? Hurry up and leave and don't come back.

>>7338942
Because people like to fight to force their ideals on other people, just like you are doing it right now

>>7338942
Makes me wonder if all the other chans are like this. I know, I know "lurk moar" and what-not. Is there ever any escape from people who ruin good things?

>>7338942
I don't usually make "jp is shitty" threads, or threads at all unless it's some new information I didn't see even on the archive.
I mostly keep to the couple of threads that make me come back here, but it's not like I don't see how the rest of the board is, mostly full of people having their constructed image of the board/posters and whining about it, like you did right now thinking I make /jp/ is shitty threads.

>>7338935
I make threads that are relevant to /jp/ and not something blatantly off-topic and my threads are never deleted, trolled, or anything like that.

It should not surprise anyone to see off-topic content being deleted and/or derailed into oblivion. Take say, /p/ for instance. If you have no interest in photography at all, why do you post there? If your threads asking about ghosts/trains are being deleted from /p/, you should get the hint that your threads are not on-topic. That's why I don't get why people from /a/v/b/ get angry when their low quality and off-topic threads are derailed/deleted.

>>7338955
Perhaps I've been offline for far too long or spent too much time on /b/ to begin with.

About a month/ two months ago I posted a thread asking people what 80's tune made them think of their favorite touhou character. That particular thread got bombed to hell before some other anons started posting genuine replies. I guess it's safe to say that mixing /m/ content with /jp/ content results in a rather volatile thread (possibly low quality?) Reason I'm saying this is because I truly don't know what's good to post anymore. I don't really follow a lot of stuff here as much as I used to. Used to follow this board back when Rozen Maiden was popular. So I've been away for some time. Sorry if I ramble.

>>7338596
>>7338713
>>7338822
>>7338815
>>7337797
>>7338805
>>7338768
>>7338781
>>7338636
>>7338599
>>7338533
>>7338576
>>7338475
>>7338605
>>7337986
>>7338209
>>7333829
>>7337689

test

Okay, so that's shitposting in a nutshell. So what examples of what TO post.

>>7339081
"which 2hu would you fuck" threads

>>7339081
Seriously? Thought that was shit posting too.

>>7339089
I think he was being ironic.

Oops. But yeah, I guess you could say over the time I've been gone I've become a newfag again. Really, what are examples of what to post.

>make thread about which touhou would shit their diaper in a supermarket
>recieve praise and approval
>make thread about obscure japanese rpg that's essentially a bishojou game
>FUCK OFF BACK TO /v/ spam etc

This is what is wrong with contemporary /jp/

>>7339097

New porn/music upload threads (Hong/RemiJam)

Touhou music thread in general.

Touhou info check threads ("Is there any info on who the other two Devas are?")

VN threads that aren't insufferably new ("WOW, I just finished FSN, anything else???" is a shit thread). Any VN that was translated to English more than two months ago is better discussed on /a/ or /v/. They accept VN threads on those very openly.

What am I missing?

>>7339107
Vocaloid, idols, figs and misc. japan stuff.

>>7339101
Why do /v/ posters get so butthurt after being called out on their bullshit? Don't you already have several threads for MMO's and JRPGs?

>>7339109
Ah, right, right.

Vocaloid threads

One or two idol threads on the entire span of 16 pages.

Figurine/Fumo threads

And I suppose room threads are fine too, so long as they don't become like "battlestation" threads on /g/
>OMG GUIZ I JUST CHEKCED THE FIRST THREE PAGES AND NO BATTLESTATION THREAD SO I MADE ONE AND HERE IT IS TEE HEE

Do yourself a favor and stop coming here. There really is no point in wasting your time anymore.

And also, Summer isn't even here yet.

>>7339107
Sounds like a recipe for a dead board.

So basically no threads like the stuff I mentioned in >>7338987 .

What about image dumps (Wallpapers, character pics, gifs, etc)?

>>7339113
Random Touhou image dumps are the cartilage to the parts of the board's spine.

>>7339107
How about you will post your toehoe shit on /a/ and /v/ or, better, on /gaia/?
>VN threads that aren't insufferably new
And, of course, it's you who will decide what's new or not. Why the fuck someone should even care about opinion of retarded tohofags like you at all? It's board-related, people can discuss it here all they want, and even fill all 15 pages with it, whether you like it or not, so fuck off.

>>7339124
You have to try harder than that, it's too obvious.

I recommend toning down on the Touhou hate on your next attempt.

>>7339111
Oops, I forgot two more things. /jp/ video game communities and /jp/ 'original content' threads.

>>7339128
No.
Both are shit.

>>7339130
Where's your community spirit?

>>7339127
It's too obvious that you're a retard, who thinks that he can dictate what should be on the board. You're not moot to decide that.

>>7339110

I'm not a /v/ poster, it's merely an example, there's no point telling people to go to another board where they will just be met with 'lol weeaboo faggot'. The worst posters on this board ignord gaia quality threads if they have a touhou pic and do their best to shit up everything else. This board has 15 pages and there are peoplf out there who get frustated if a thread isn't about touhou.

>>7339111
>>7339107
I'd keep the drawfags in too. Also the occasional offtopic is nice, as long as it doesn't get out of hand.

Also Yume Nikki and friends.

>>7339137
Ok sion, you can stop now.

>>7339133
Unless it's VH or Custommaid, threads on the latest korean MMO that will be replaced by the next latest korean MMO within a few months are absolutely stupid and shitty. Just take them to /v/, where all the other MMOs are discussed.
The new turn where /jp/ is the board for shmups is annoying too, especially since /v/ holds threads on that daily.

>>7339140
The occasional suicide/shut-in thread is fine. Yume Nikki is okay too.

Moot said /jp/ is a catch-all board for stuff that doesn't go in /a/, don't bother him about it.

>>7339143
It's funny because /a/ has more discussion over VNs than /jp/ does.

Granted, it's basically the same thread repeated thrice daily.

>I just finished YMK, what else should I read?
>WOW, FUCKIN SAUCE NOW FAGOT
>That's Mikan from Wanko! I love her. You love her?
>Oh god, SnU is so creepy, what else like this?

Moot said /jp/ is a catch-all board for stuff that doesn't have a board, don't bother him about it.

This thread is stupid. Everyone here is stupid. Me included, for actually getting trolled to reply. People who are genuinely unaware of what to post on /jp/ should just read all of this and always remember to do the exact opposite.

>>7339101
>make thread about which touhou would shit their diaper in a supermarket
>recieve praise and approval

Are you selectively blind or just all around retarded?

>>7339137
It's not like moot can decide what can be posted on this board either.

But still, no more of this stuff, Right?

>>7338987

>>7339156
Right.

>>7339166
Reported for ban evasion.

>>7339157

Okay, thank you for being patient with this anon. Again, I'm butthurt for reverting to newfag status. This is probably the most (relatively) civil moment I've had on /jp/. Hopefully sometime I'll have more of this.

>>7339153
>It's not like moot can decide what can be posted on this board either.
Anything can be posted, as long as it doesn't violates the rules, which are quite liberal. What poolshmer toehoe faggots think about it is irrelevant.

>>7339169
go2HELLnoob

>>7339172
>butthurt
Don't use this word outside of /v/.

>>7339179
How come? Some sort of taboo associated with it or something?

As much as I hate to say it, /jp/ is even worse than /a/ these days. We can't even have one fucking thread without people throwing a tantrum.

>>7339184
Some words inflame /jp/ autism.

>>7339184
It's the same as if you were to say bitchass hoe in public.

>Stop being such a bitchass hoe
>Fuck, that made me feel like such a bitchass hoe yesterday

>>7339189
If you're alluding to this one, well, metathreads are the epitome of shitposting, what else were you expecting?

>>7339189
>derp

>>7339190
And while we're at it, explain the whole autism thing, when did this phrase pop up? Meaning (aside from dictionary entry, wiki article), Proper usage?

>>7339199
That's shitposting too.

/jp/ has been shit ever since the Umineko anime aired and and all the /a/ posters came over here.

>>7339199
A random meaningless insult.

>Proper usage?

Never.

>>7339202
KS started it, but Umineko increased it, yes.

Living here in /jp/, making shitposts from afar
You gotta find sage on your giant email bar

YOU! DIG! SHITTY META!
I! DIG! SHITTY META!
WE! DIG! SHITTY META!
MODS! DIG! SHITTY META!

SAGE!

>>7339201
How? Yes I am relearning to 4chan.

>>7339199
At first i thought the whole autism/asperger/social outcast thing was a joke.

Then i talked further with a few people from /jp/...okay several dozen people from /jp/...and i realised that most did have some serious problems.

There were people who got off from insulting others. Literally.

There were people whom enjoyed shitposting on /jp/. They would deliberately make a shitty post. As shitty as possible. Because it made them happy.

There were people with so deep seated pyschological issues that i cant begin to guess what their problem was. One day they would be perfectly normal. The other they would be a raging homicidal maniac. Another day they would be all giggly and pretending to be a little girl.

And then you know, there were all the fanbois...that would literally SUCK COCK as the fan of something or other. The kind who thought that touhou/miku/baby's first VN/whatever was GOD'S GREATEST GIFT TO HUMANITY. And the cock that they suck...oh god THE COCK THAT THEY SUCK...

>>7339210
What the fuck is wrong with you, you autistic, lmao

It's shitposting from /a/ that spread to /v/. I can't stand 3D porn, so I can't check up on /b/ to see if it spread there, but that board being full of normals, I doubt it.

pretty sure that the autism thing kickstarted off on /v/ when minecraft was released.

>/jp/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lib5qXN2QXg

>90 posts and 10 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

I don't visit /jp/ for a day and this is what you kids get up to.

>>7339227
its even funnier that people take it seriously.

Anyway, thank you for helping me relearn some of the Hows and whys of /jp/ (and the startling level of patience displayed). I'm tired, I'm signing off for now. Later.

Everybody in this thread is the problem.
All of the shit threads are made by immigrants from other boards, that one autistic /jp/ "troll" that uses multiple IP addresses to robo-post 15 "daily" shit threads at once, or sion.
The simplest answer to why /jp/ is "so shitty" is that we have zero moderation for anything, whatsoever.

The simplest solution is for everyone to die.

>>7338935
If you can't ignore one or two or ten people who reported your thread you're a stupid fuck who needs to get out. If two people turn on the copypasta fountain, maybe then you can complain because it legitimately gets in the way of your discussion.

>>7339237
>relearn
You're a riot.

>>7339242
This will all end when IPv4 ends.
The future is near.

Every time I read this thread it seems to have gotten shittier. The people who are declaring themselves to be "real /jp/ers" opposed to "/a/b/v/ weekend gaia trash" are fucking hilarious.

>>7338700
Learn to ignore retarded threads and retards spamming your threads, optionally after telling them to fuck off once. Unless they are filling it with so much spam that you literally cannot have a discussion it's only as much of an issue as you give it attention.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIbrxhv_s_M

why do you babies love moderation so much? i'm glad this is moots site and not yours, otherwise it'd be a shithole /bun/v2. this site never would've gotten the userbase possible for /jp/ to even exist if you babies were allowed to make the choices.

stop being such whiny cunts and people will stop making you so frustrated. /v/b/ raids have disappeared entirely lately what more do you children want? fuck off back your goddamn forums where you lick the moderations anus all day.

>unless i have an adult choosing the topics i'm allowed to see i can't enjoy this board! what if my baby eyes see a thread i don't like? tears will run instantly! mod-sama please protect my baby eyes.

>>7339424
"Shitposting is so fun. I love being a shitposter"

>>7339424
You're trying to make a point, yet all you do is argue for the opposite of the point that you're trying to make.

I await the TROLOLOLOLED follow-up to me pointing out that you're 12.

>>7339292
If you don't like being weekend/summer trash, then stop being weekend/summer trash.

Somehow it just feels appropriate to leave this here.

>>7339424
>I only visit Mature imageboards for mature people such as myself
Who gives a shit, shut the fuck up

>>7339424
If moderation frustrates you they must be doing something right.

>>7339430
It's not a rule, but the people who bitch the most threads like these tend to be terrible posters themselves.

you guys seem like frustrated children. wanting moderation to filter what you're allowed to see because there is 2 topics you don't like? okay, baby.

i guess babies get offended when you call them what they are. go take a nap and janitor-sama will have your baby bottle ready when you wake up.

>>7339430
learn to read, idiot. i argued less moderation is why this site even exists, which is completely true. i said if mongoloid manchildren like you ran the site, no one would come and it'd be like /bun/v2. hey there actually is another site that proves my hypothesis too! /bun/ is the perfect example of a shithole site with "nice" moderation for autistic babies. it even doesn't have a userbase! perfect for you.

>>7339443
Then you and them can be terrible together.

>>7339424
If moderation frustrates you they must be doing something right.

>>7339430
It's not a rule, but the people who bitch the most about the state of /jp/ tend to be terrible posters themselves.

And in meantime we were able to have at least 10 ToHo threads, discuss our mental problems, 20 VN threads and maybe something else.

>>7339447
You're a retard.

>>7339446
/bun/ has no posters because the people that run /bun/ are terrible jews, and everyone knows.

>>7339452
Pot, kettle, fish.

>>7339458
We can all be retarded together.

Ok, to clear something up to you faggots; /jp/ was partly made for TOUHOU. This board was meant to keep non Anime/Manga shit off /a/. This means Touhou(both game and non game discussions) VNs, Idols, Doujin Material, and Figs.

If you don't like it, fuck off. You won't be missed.

Man oh man, so much hate in this thread.
Let's take it easy and read some bkub comics.

>>7339467
This post is a masterpiece.

>>7339464
>He thinks Touhou belongs in /jp/.
ｗｗｗｗｗ

>>7339458
really? terrible jews run it? well guess who the fuck will run /jp/ and 4chan? the only saving grace is the jew moot made the best choice in his entire existence when he decided he wouldn't have moderation running this place like some shitty forum and the users would moderate themselves with social trends.


hey guys if you really want to lick a janitors/mods anus head over to >>>/tg/
i'm sure you don't really even give a shit about topics on /jp/ that much so, it'll be easy for you to switch over and make /tg/ your new home. you can finely stop being a weeaboo and become a true neckbeard

>>7339467

>>7339479
Nah, I think I'll stay right here and listen to you complain some more the next time the moderator deletes something.

>>7339446
This site is actually heavily moderated, so you can stop trying to be oh so edgy now. It is more of a case that a lot of the spam doesn't get moderated.

I bet you are the kind of guy that never deletes penis enlargement spam from his inbox because you're a true hardcore unmoderated power user. Spam filters are for babies that can't handle all the slutty whores the live within five miles of your postcode and want to meet you.

>>7339481
After the first few, none of them are hard-translated... hoo-boy. Looks like I'm gonna have some work to do.

>>7339482
nope, baby. wrong, wrong, wrong. i don't give a crap when a mod shows up and deletes a few pages once a week. the only time i cared was when aoc was going apeshit on /jp/, but i knew that autistic piece of crap would quit soon enough and i was right.

>>7339479
moot is a facebooking normalfriend, whose sole purpose is to try and turn a buck off of this shithole, while using it as a way to pick up easy, loose hipster pussy.

The reason 4chan has no decent moderation isn't because it's all part of moot's clever plan, it's because he just doesn't care. It's a sacred cow that he will eventually chop into pieces and sell at market value.

And your "social trends" consist of 4chan's median age descending to 16 and under. If there was proper moderation, 85% of 4chan would be banned for violating the "18 and up only" policy.

>>7339486

>>7339443
>people who bitch the most threads like these tend to be terrible posters themselves

I can appreciate the irony.

>>7339490
If you don't care, then what are you complaining about?

>>7339486
>After the first few, none of them are hard-translated

You obviously weren't here for all the threads where every last one of them was translated and posted in the thread. That's really sad.

>>7339504
Even the newest ones?
Damn, I can't believe I missed a thread like that.

Chie spammer so autistic.

>>7339513

>>7339491
you're a complete retard. unlike you, moot has a function brain, and can analyze the reality in front of him. if moot went out and got 200 mods and 500 janitors to patrol the site like you autists want 2/3 of the userbase would jump ship.

the site isn't built around the idea of some moderated community where every posts "quality"™ threads judged by elitist manchildren.

literally the _only_ thing this entire fucking site has going for it is the gems you find in off-topc threads.

i think you autismal babies are forgetting people visit this site for entertainment? they want to laugh and have fun? they don't want some quality™ discussion with you manchildren.

>>7339524
But most people on this board think that this shitposting spam isn't entertaining at all, instead they push the entertaining threads off the frontpage

>>7339522

take it easy, piece of cake, i wouldnt be fussed either way, im a passive kind of guy, you shouldnt really make a decision about that, what about the other people in the situation? what about the children? what about me? what about you? how about this.

>>7339524
>2/3 of the userbase would jump ship.
That would be wonderful, what the problem with that exactly? I couldn't care less about the population of 4chan, /jp/ never was a big board when compared to others.

>>7339524
>2/3 of the userbase would jump ship.

You mean that is a bad thing?

>>7339551
one might even consider /jp/ a happy medium...

but lets not make them think to hard dear.

>>7339524
Autism. Autism never changes.

>>7338987
>Used to follow this board back when Rozen Maiden was popular.
That's like 2006.

>>7339424
>/v/b/ raids have disappeared entirely lately what more do you children want?
While the rest of the post is terrible, I wonder what it would be like if we did start getting our weekly board-wiping spam again. Best case scenario, the board would get a cold shower every once in a while and become a bit more united against a common enemy. Worst, it makes an already troubled board even more unbearable.

>>7339524
>2/3 of the userbase would jump ship
That's just heavenly.

>>7339555
if only people realised that autistics arent autistic and that the rest of the population is...

>>7339538

>>7339560
yukari popping up at opportune times;

how unexpected.

Oh, I dunno, I've been enjoying the video games threads lately.

And if you wanted a Touhou thread, then you could've made a Touhou thread instead of a metathread, don't you think?
Oh wait that was never your intention or desire in the first place.

>>7339569
pretty sure he'll make a thread about what the god damn hell he wants to make it about mister!

with or without your smart ass attitude.

>>7339536
really? that's the response you give me? how could it get any worse. if you're worried about the front page of /jp/ you shouldn't be talking about what /jp/ wants. you a) just found the board recently or b) don't even regularly visit.

my heart really goes out to you chuuni loving vnfags who visit once a blue moon and only want to look at the front page so you whine about moderation. if you aren't browsing all the pages, then you don't know shit about /jp/ so shut the fuck up.

>>7339571
anyways i love metametametametametametareasoning

>>7339569
Yeah, but you've always been a shit poster.

>>>/v/

>>7339567
If you had the power to be anywhere at anytime, what would YOU do with it?

>>7339582

>>7339582
I would create an existence in which I was an Anonymous individual on the internet who could troll namefags all day long for not having a dynamic universal pattern in which to manipulate their boundaries of thought.

>>7339569
Well, that's obvious since you are an active /v/ member. Please kill yourself.

>>7339585
i think my nutbladder burst from cuteness

>>7339586
Cool. I'd use it to troll people, too.
But mostly, I think I would use it to steal ice cream and candy and never get caught.

>>7339578
Not that poster but I'm not worried about the front page, I'm worried about page 15. I want to leave a thread for a week and find it still there like how we left it.

It takes between 6-15 hours for a post to reach the page limit now depending on the time of day.

>>7339601
sounds like /jp/ is in need of some inspiration!

but im fine being NEET and dandy

>>7339597
You might not want to continue reading these, then...
Most of them are just funny, but a few of them are actually pretty cute.

i honestly just joined the threat because i saw watermelons and I think they're delicious...

when are we going to talk about watermelons and density?

>>7339610
what... what is she going to take off next...

>>7339580
I've never shitposted in my life.

>>7339578
It's not really that important, but it is rather annoying when the first three pages or so are garbage. But as another poster thread, the turnover time of /jp/ really shouldn't be nine hours.

>>7339623
Her ribbon, obviously.

>>7339578
It's not really that important, but it is rather annoying when the first three pages or so are garbage. But as another poster said, the turnover time of /jp/ really shouldn't be nine hours.

>>7339635
According to some people, merely being from /v/ automatically makes you a worse poster than even people who do nothing but complain and spam all day.

>>7339635
Posting in off-topic threads and defending them makes you a shitposter.

/jp/ is shitty because the vocal minority has become absolutely self-loathing, whiny and in an autistic manner elitist. 2/3 of the users leaving would be great! yeah, let's turn 4chan into /bun/! i'm sure the quality of discussion will improve when it's literally you 4 whiny cunts only.

i'm sure you guys posted on /bun/ for a while too. you guys can't even think straight. you didn't disagree, so i can only assume you agree that adding a lot of moderation will reduce the user base. yet, you still complain like babies and wonder why moot doesn't add a lot of moderation?

>>7339643
But he is from /v/ AND a shitposter. And people from other boards shouldn't be here.

>>7339648
Marche is pretty /jp/ related though.

>>7339642
There's just something funny and cute about Chen dressed as a pirate.

>>7339650
"I fucking love shitty threads!"

its better without thouhou, sorry but its boring.

>>7339650
We're not self-loathing in the sense that we hate ourselves. We're "self-loathing" in the sense that we hate a number of /jp/ shitposters, such as yourself.

And two thirds of /jp/ doesn't need to get out to dramatically improve the board, just the five or ten percent who are responsible for a considerable amount of the garbage.

>>7339652
>And people from other boards shouldn't be here.
Seriously? The vast majority of people on 4chan that isn't from /b/ posts on more than one board. /jp/ isn't some exclusive club where people that have any other interests aren't allowed.

Everybody in this thread is the problem.
All of the shit threads are made by immigrants from other boards, that one autistic /jp/ "troll" that uses multiple IP addresses to robo-post 15 "daily" shit threads at once, or sion.
The simplest answer to why /jp/ is "so shitty" is that we have zero moderation for anything, whatsoever.
Everybody from /v/ who whines about the fact that nobody likes them is perpetuating the fact that nobody likes them.

The simplest solution is for everyone to die.

>>7339662
Only a few of those people can draw a line between their disgusting boards and /jp/. They can all fuck off back to their home boards.

>>7339601
you want to just "LEAVE" a thread for a week and have it stick around? really now? okay, dude. you obviously aren't thinking clearly. threads can last for months on /jp/ with users bumping them.

i can't believe you aren't a shitposter if you want threads that aren't even being posted in to stay alive for a week. hey, dude! if your thread wasn't shit and was worth looking at someone would bump it for a week easily.

this has turned into people describing bunbunmaru and saying they want /jp/ to be like it.

>>7339664
It's not only one "/jp/ troll". There at least 5 of them.

>>7339670
If you don't want to be associated with them then you shouldn't be on 4chan, period. Make your own imageboard for your own seekrit club. And make sure you have access controls of some sort so you can throw anyone you don't like out.

>>7339671
It may shock you since you are retarded, but a week is one hundred sixty eight hours, not nine.

>>7339671
The time a thread lasts is not relevant. A thread that is being bumped for over a month like those retarded Rika threads made and bumped by the same idiot over and over is a perfect example for that.

The threads with most discussion and all hit bump limit fast and thus, die fast, extending the subject to another thread.

It's because, barring the games themselves, there's nothing worth discussing.

Look at all of the recent Touhou threads that weren't about Ten Desires specifically. They're either shitty /a/-level textless imagedumps, survey threads of the 'which touhou's feet would you lick' variety, or links to pornography that is readily available in other places.

Here's to hoping that all of retards that learned about Touhou through /a/ or youtube get tired or it soon and move on.

>>7339658

>>7339674
That's impossible. Only 5 people post on /jp/, in total. Me, sion, Jones-dono, shitposter-kun, and that one guy that really likes Rika.

>>7339689
>It's not only one "/jp/ troll". There at least 5 of them.
>Only 5 people post on /jp/. That's impossible.
Oh, it's certainly possible.

>>7339689
But Sion and Jones are the same person so that cuts it down to 4.

>autistic chen comics

/jp/ has reached a new low...

There are only 5 people on /jp/:

- Sion/Jones
- White Ren
- People posting as White Ren
- ZUN!bar
- This is the fifth name, I don't even need to say it

>>7339694
Oh you.

>>7339695
Jones-dono isn't sion, but sion would kill Jones-dono and eat him if he found out where Jones-dono lived.

/jp/ - Sage General

>>7339697

>>7339661
i like how you say "we". delusional much? you aren't the voice of /jp/. you seemed like a self-entitled little whiny bitch. no one would browse /jp/ except for yourself if the users were like you.

you are an annoying vocal minority. you are a self-loathing autistic manchild. the moderation or janitor showed the report queue and /jp/ wasn't even existent on it. 1 report per post with the max being 2.

you whiny faggots who complain all day /jp/ are the minority. 5 people reporting a thread will get it deleted in like 5 minutes janitor and 15 with illegal content and it's auto deleted. that means not even 5 of you autistic pieces of shit are browsing at once.

if you kids actually held any sway it'd be completely obvious since the report queue system would guarantee mods/janitors taking care of the board.

fuck off to whatever shithole you crawled out from.

>>7339710

>>7339717

>>7339697
Bkub's Chen isn't autistic, she's just a cat of few words!

... I think.

>>7339709
/jp/ - General General

>>7339717
You referred to us as a group, so I used the group pronoun. No need to lose your shit over it.

And I report a lot of shitty threads which stick around, so unless I'm totally alone, you're wrong.

>>7339664
don't worry white ren, you wouldn't even have to market me. if i was in a democratic system voting for tripfag presidents; my vote would always go to you <3.

>>7339717
>you aren't the voice of /jp/

Hypocrisy. Just shut up son.

>these threads

MORE RAGE TEARS FOR THE ICE FAIRY

/jp/ - Clock Town/Day 3

lets all just agree how super awesome being NEET is

>>7339704
Naive. Too naive.

>>7339721

You do realize we stopped posting LoGH and Dawson images back in 2009, right? We don't post that trash anymore.

>>7339735
just pat it, far more cute.

How did we get onto the topic of moderation anyway?

Hook, Line, and Sinker

>>7339732
nice representation of the boundaries of modern though

>>7339732
excellent allegory of the boundaries of "modern" thought

this sentence is true.

>>7339744
Yes, of course, it's time for random people to take credit for all the "TROLLING" done in this thread. The only "trolling" going on is the disproportionate number of recent immigrants to /jp/ getting angry at being called out.

king of fags wasn't even old /a/.

>>7339732
great pictorial of the boundaries of modern "thought"

>>7339760
Disregard that I suck KoG's 5 inch cock

>>7339732
my new favourite touhou waifu is the love child of yukari and sakuya

this sentence is false.

At first i thought the whole autism/asperger/social outcast thing was a joke.

Then i talked further with a few people from /jp/...okay several dozen people from /jp/...and i realised that most did have some serious problems.

There were people who got off from insulting others. Literally.

There were people whom enjoyed shitposting on /jp/. They would deliberately make a shitty post. As shitty as possible. Because it made them happy.

There were people with so deep seated pyschological issues that i cant begin to guess what their problem was. One day they would be perfectly normal. The other they would be a raging homicidal maniac. Another day they would be all giggly and pretending to be a little girl.

And then you know, there were all the fanbois...that would literally SUCK COCK as the fan of something or other. The kind who thought that touhou/miku/baby's first VN/whatever was GOD'S GREATEST GIFT TO HUMANITY. And the cock that they suck...oh god THE COCK THAT THEY SUCK...

I've got it! We'll just convey our emotions through personifications. Basically the idea is we use cute little girls with hats. What sane male individual wouldnt think cute girls with hats had meaning. So anyways the symbology will have meaning and then I'll create a world around that symbology. Okay that sounds cool, I have eternal entities reflecting off a world of mortal beings. Yeah... this is cool; now too see if my friends like it...

<cult in western thought spawns that only believes in the existence of lolis; many a person has probably killed themselves trying to make these personifications of "feeling" a "reality">

and that's why I love /jp/...

because zun's a pretty cool guy who didn't afraid to express himself and didn't afraid of anything.

Perhaps I've been offline for far too long or spent too much time on /b/ to begin with.

About a month/ two months ago I posted a thread asking people what 80's tune made them think of their favorite touhou character. That particular thread got bombed to hell before some other anons started posting genuine replies. I guess it's safe to say that mixing /m/ content with /jp/ content results in a rather volatile thread (possibly low quality?) Reason I'm saying this is because I truly don't know what's good to post anymore. I don't really follow a lot of stuff here as much as I used to. Used to follow this board back when Rozen Maiden was popular. So I've been away for some time. Sorry if I ramble.

>>7339726
like i said the amount of people actually reporting threads is minimal. you saying you report threads doesn't change anything about what i said. 4chan has a queue system for the report function. the more people who report a post the higher it is on the queue system.

if you whiny faggots were the majority then you'd easily be able to get 5 people reporting threads which are spam. the threads with the most reports always get priority. if you get 15 people reporting a thread as illegal content it gets auto deleted.


on a good day /jp/ can barely manage to get 5 people reporting a thread so the moderation staff comes and deletes a thread.

like i said, you whiny fags don't have a sway and aren't the majority. if there was actually any number of people reporting stuff instead of just a few vocal fags then moderation would clean up a lot more threads.

ceci n'est pas une phrase

>>7339722
I don't know about you, but I'd be downright terrified in this situation.
Ran would probably die of a massive nosebleed, though.

>>7339773
don't worry; you're just a passive observer in a sea of piss, oceans of piss, endless streams of piss.

you'll eventually start hating the piss you so readily drank from that day when you thought you might have found the fountain of youth.

>>7339784

>if you get 15 people reporting a thread as illegal content it gets auto deleted.
>this is what newfaggots actually believe

>>7339783
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HTyPPELmY0

what touhou would you recommend for this song?

How about you will post your toehoe shit on /a/ and /v/ or, better, on /gaia/?
>VN threads that aren't insufferably new
And, of course, it's you who will decide what's new or not. Why the fuck someone should even care about opinion of retarded tohofags like you at all? It's board-related, people can discuss it here all they want, and even fill all 15 pages with it, whether you like it or not, so fuck off.

>>7339773
>At first i thought the whole autism/asperger/social outcast thing was a joke.

Get out of /jp/.

>>7339784
you're a complete retard. unlike you, moot has a function brain, and can analyze the reality in front of him. if moot went out and got 200 mods and 500 janitors to patrol the site like you autists want 2/3 of the userbase would jump ship.

the site isn't built around the idea of some moderated community where every posts "quality"™ threads judged by elitist manchildren.

literally the _only_ thing this entire fucking site has going for it is the gems you find in off-topc threads.

i think you autismal babies are forgetting people visit this site for entertainment? they want to laugh and have fun? they don't want some quality™ discussion with you manchildren.

>>7339799
trolls all the way down ;_;

>>7339790
>>7339799

>>7339799
haters gonna hate -.-

This is now a Tenshi thread.

>>7339806
no you!

I make threads that are relevant to /jp/ and not something blatantly off-topic and my threads are never deleted, trolled, or anything like that.

It should not surprise anyone to see off-topic content being deleted and/or derailed into oblivion. Take say, /p/ for instance. If you have no interest in photography at all, why do you post there? If your threads asking about ghosts/trains are being deleted from /p/, you should get the hint that your threads are not on-topic. That's why I don't get why people from /a/v/b/ get angry when their low quality and off-topic threads are derailed/deleted.

>>7339662
Nope. Actually /jp/ is a super exclusive club where unless it is /prog/ you are not considered a resident of this board if you frequent others.

>>7339794
Sufficient reports did result in auto-delete a long time ago. It's one of the reasons that Jones got banned. He would use multiple proxies to nuke threads into oblivion.

>>7339809
im not even going to begin to go into the implications of the name tenshi and angel and messengers and fuck that shit.

>>7339794
you got any proof i'm wrong? let me guess you think the report queue system is a myth too? you autistic children are like quality control. you whine report in every thread you do it in, but overall it's not that many people doing it. it was just quality control saying "QUALITY". if he was anonymous it may have given the illusion it wasn't just one pathetic autist.

>>7339795
wow I didn't know their was an earlier original

>>7339809
yah bro start spamming with touhou i'm sure that'll solve everything

>>7339784
First of all, the vast majority of threads that are reported aren't illegal content, and I haven't tried but I suspect reporting fifty off-topic threads as illegal content (which, on 4chan, is either guro or child pornography) might get you sanctions.

Second, even blatantly shitty threads such as pages of nuke spam have stuck around for hours when there were obviously at least five people reporting, so it clearly all get "dealt with in five minutes."

>>7339802
>i think you autismal babies are forgetting people visit this site for entertainment?
So what you suggest? Turn every board into /b/ - Random? Yay we wouldn't need board sections because there is no discussion!

Why are people just copying and pasting other replies in this thread? Even worse, why are people still responding seriously to them? I've seen the paragraph at least 4 times now.

>>7339809
Chen would say otherwise.

>>7339807
Is that all? Spouting a meme and an emoticon? Why the fuck are you even here if you're going to act like a retard?

>>7339802
>if moot went out and got 200 mods and 500 janitors to patrol the site like you autists want 2/3 of the userbase would jump ship.

That 2/3 of the userbase being shitty /a/, /b/, and /v/ users with jobs and friends like yourself.

>>7339824
>doesn't

>>7339825
implying natural languages have any meaning greater then that of mathetmatical languages making them completely useless for subjective discussion. thus yes; all discussion is about nothing unless you create something subjectively. but i didn't see a board for that and /jp/ felt like home. it's not perfect but I made it mine and some super cool friends came and made it theres as well and now we have a super cool time talking about "the self" and all that crazy shit without judgement or bigotry. allowing symbology and allegory to allow for infinite imagination as we try to escape our lonely and pathetic existence that we tried to teach ourselves through flawed philosophy.

>>7339817
I already reported this thread 15 times

If you're going to spam Tenshi, and least go to Gelbooru and get some new ones. You spam the same ones every time you autistic retard.

>>7339784
There's also an issue where one retard will make ten or twenty shitty threads while spamming ten more on the side, none of which is ban-worthy on it's own but, when added up, starts to be a real pain in the ass..

>>7339837
What the hell does that have to do with what I said?

'08 /jp/ - knowledgeable Otaku
'11 /jp/ - incontinent autistics

Where did we go wrong?

>>7339851
>he responds to people pretending to be bots
>laughing tripfags

>>7339854
¯\(º_o)/¯

>>7339858
the troll will go on! as will dance, play and sing.

I bet you guys can't wait until summer.

>>7339837
>you autistic children are like quality control. you whine report in every thread you do it in, but overall it's not that many people doing it. it was just quality control saying "QUALITY".
You still don't know what the whole quality thread thing was about. And most people report silently, just telling you.

>>7339854
It happened somewhere around >>10

>>7339858
when will people learn that discussing things on the internet is like a bunch of gossiping old british women sipping tea.

>>7339861
Gee you really trolled me. What did you manage prove then?

>>7339829
Bkub comics! Now in life-like COLOR!

>>7339868
that thought cannot go beyond the limits of communication and that from the implications of your communication. which is that you're in favour of "discussion categories" or even discussing it in the first place means you're a boring, meaningless person and should probably kill yourself because you're worth less then a NEET.

I've been too busy looking for a motorcycle to post about touhou.

I've only had an hour a day shitposting time max between work school and that.

>>7339859
Updated version.

>>7339832
oh, cute. you think true NEETS want some authority called janitor/moderation to patrol them? fuck off cunt. you say "job" but you're probably in school yourself that's why you didn't mention that. that's fitting some kid in school wants moderation to abuse his ass since he gets told what to do all day already.

>>7339824
oh, cute! you think people bother reporting nuke spam? i like how that's your only counter point and it's flimsy since it relies on your guessing people bother to report it.

the only material that gains enough reports to get moderation to come delete it is when non-troll normalfags come and post their blog shit. there isn't any amount of people reporting threads. you're like quality control but because you don't have a trip you've tricked yourselves into believing anyone but you gives a shit.

>>7339862
Summer on /jp/ is eternal. Have you listened to nothing I have said?

>>7339865
Either you're a janitor who just revealed himself, or, you're just stating an opinion that isn't true.

>>7339878
If the hat fits you. Whatever makes you sleep at night.

>>7339883
they don't understand a thing; trust me.

>>7339880
>the only material that gains enough reports to get moderation to come delete it is when non-troll normalfags come and post their blog shit
Which also frequently stick around for hours.

>you're like quality control but because you don't have a trip you've tricked yourselves into believing anyone but you gives a shit.
Quality Control doesn't even report the threads he QUALITY THREADs.

>>7339886
I always knew Anonymous was a janitor!

>>7339887
my hat is composed of logic, wisdom and reason; what is yours made of?

>>7339883
I actually haven't read any of the thread. I already know that it is almost exactly like every other meta thread.

>>7339895
You're a retard.

>>7339862
Isn't it already though?

>>7339901
and you are too; i don't see how ad hominems are going to get us anywhere in proving something though

>>7339895
Spoken like a true gay-pride follower

ITT: The real reason people want moderation is so they'll ban the one guy who's bitching about them much.

>>7339859
>>7339879

>not a single mention of KoG anywhere

I like how KoG's on such a level that even cancer itself won't recognize him.

>>7339874

>>7339908
thank you for implying I have no shame; I enjoy expressing myself to myself.

>>7339907
Interesting how you can't reply seriously to anything.

Most people like you only do that when they are out of words or when they lose an argument. Just cover your ears like a little kid and shout "LALA can't hear you".

>>7339913

That's because Kog has made zero impact on /jp/.

i think we should just sit back, and take it easy with satori

>>7339915
And now, a moment of silence to remember Wriggle's cousin.

>>7339924
don't you know the foundations of logic are circular reasoning and contradictions? the entire human race is doing that...

>>7339935
Sorry?

>Posts: 301
Have a good day /jp/.

>>7339935
like; im kind of not taking it easy and being serious here... sorry. but the fundamental problem with humanity is communication. just saying. just putting that out there. perhaps we should develop our ideas about "efficient and effective" ('wise') communication.

>>7339933
I really need to get some sfx-type fonts or something.

>>7339955
i love lunarians

>>7339955

>>7339959
But Tewi and Chen are from Earth...

>>7339946
This is an excellent book

>>7339971
my apologies, i thought tewi was from outer space ;_;

>>7339891
what you're even saying. it doesn't make sense. either no one reports the threads or no moderation staff exists. moderation staff exist and continually prove they do. they prove it when there is 3 pages of threads that could be deleted, but instead they only snipe that one thread that's a real eye sore and obviously has a lot of reports.

you're only proving my point that no one bothers to report threads. threads which are _completely obviously_ getting reported are promptly deleted even if the rest of the board isn't cleaned.

>>7339865
you're stating the obvious. using childrens logic you could figure out most people silent report threads. the fact that people mostly silent report doesn't change what i said.

facts
1) moderation staff exists
2) report queue system exists
3) priority is given to posts with the most reports
4) this has been proven time and time again when single threads are sniped but threads directly below it which are the same aren't dealt with.

>>7339972
I bet you can put her head on anything and it will look like it belongs.

>>7339972
I love Futaba.

>>7339980
It's Reisen who's from the moon.
They're both rabbits, though, so I can see why you would make that assumption.

>>7339989
could you please start doing that.... for me?

>>7339989
Yes

>>7339999
i fucking love science!

more experimental data please.

>>7339995
This is one of my favorites.
I don't know why, but it just is.

>>7340015
the author definitely makes a solid connection to the target audience; i can give him that much.

>>7340015

>>7340021
I'm not sure how I should take that comment, so...
Have another comic.

>>7340036

>>7340011
Oh exploitable.

Don't bother with the reported shit. I know you hate /b/ memes but that makes them all the more fun to use.
THE GAME

>>7340054
Aaand with this, I think I'm done for the day.
If you wanna read the rest, just search for 'em yourself.
I'mma go eat something now.

the yukari, chen and ran family dynamic makes me all warm and fuzzy inside

>>7339987
>you're stating the obvious. using childrens logic you could figure out most people silent report threads. the fact that people mostly silent report doesn't change what i said.

>facts
>1) moderation staff exists
>2) report queue system exists
>3) priority is given to posts with the most reports
>4) this has been proven time and time again when single threads are sniped but threads directly below it which are the same aren't dealt with.

Why are you even saying this to me? I never said such things does not exist. I just posted that because you said people simply don't report. Wait, why I am even talking to you Chie spammer?

This thread was pretty good.