/jp/ - Otaku Culture

You're not a bad parent.

You're a bad person for sticking your dick in anything other than your hand or a tenga.

in b4 Reimu's birth certificate

I remember posting in a thread saying I was going to name my daughter marisa.

for the record, I am not OP.

However, marisa is a cool name and I've known a few marisa's in my time.

That's a normal name.
http://www.google.hr/search?q=marisa&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&h
l=hr&tab=wi&biw=1280&bih=880

Upload a photo of your daughter and we'll see.

>Not naming her Reiumu

Fucking faggot.

>>7330699
not at all

>>7330706
Is that because OP likely has autism which his daughter will also likely inherit?

>>7330711
>Not naming her Reiumu
>Reiumu
>giant rissole calling the bundle of sticks faggot

If I ever have a son, I'll name him Wriggle.

>>7330699
Then wouldn't it be pronounced ma-rih-suh?

This was a good decision, but I hope you realise you need to make a Reimu to go with her.

>>7333434
Yep, it won't be pronounced まりさ by 99.9% of white people.

Only acceptable if Spanish is your first language.

I'll name my daughter Marisa so she'll be alpha as fuck and fuck bitches in my stead.

>>7333449
I hope you realize this is a troll thread derived from a previous thread a year ago where someone claimed to have named his daughter Reimu, with the same words as OP.

Except he actually provided a birth certificate.

I actually went to prom with a girl named Marissa K.

Not spelled the same, but pronounced the same, at least.

nope

Where's that Sephiroth birth certificate?

Actually Marisa means Maria (it's other form of Maria)

Marisa is a legit name here in germany, Ive never met one named like this though.
I will definetly name my daughter Marisa too.

Haha Like I will ever get a daughter yeah right

>>7336530
I've yet to meet any Marisas in Germany.

My flight attendant for a recent trip was named Marisa. She was also an attractive blonde with long hair, who could probably pull off a real Marisa Kirisame cosplay.

>>7336533
I know for sure that it is a german name because we got a worksheet in history class with several witnesses of a historical event.
And one of those was named Marisa

I've only met the equivalent of Marisa in my native language which is Maryśia. I really like that name.

>>7336542
I met Marisa here in Czech too and I knew girl from our favourite neighbourhood country on north-east called like that too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQrq7nLPHEw

Marisa's a pretty cool name.

If you pronounce it "mah-ree-sah" I will fume quietly behind my keyboard and not do much at all.

my little sister had a friend called miko. she got bullied. don't do it /jp/.

>>7336530
>Marisa is a legit name here in germany
It is? I've never met one. But if this is true, I'll have to somehow produce and name a daughter.

>>7330702

>>7336577
>somehow produce
I think the options here are fairly straightforward.

>>7336567
Except that is how all of Japan pronounces it?

>>7336586
Science is advancing fast. Remember that.

I don't see anything wrong or unusual about that. You're not naming your daughter Remilia, which may be an interesting name, but is completely obvious.

http://www.behindthename.com/name/marisa

>Pronounced: mah-REE-zah (Italian), mah-REE-sah (Spanish), mə-RIS-ə (English)

>mah-REE-sah (Spanish)

>>7336600
Yeah, we're close to parthenogenesis by inducing a female's pluripotent cells to differentiate into sperm cells, thereby eliminating the need for males, or even a partner!

Oh wait.

Whatever you do, don't name your daughter Sanae, she'll turn into a dirty slut who hates her parents.

>>7330699

Well, Melissa is a common girls name, nothing too upsetting there.

I will never have a child to name.

>>7336616
Or a bread baking teacher milf.

>>7336571
Miko, like the ice creams, right ?

I also have a friend called Marisa, french with brazilian origins,
>mah-REE-sah (Spanish)
pronounced that way

>>7336604
Emily is close enough.

>>7336627

I knew someone called emilia, I just noticed now that its only a letter away from remilia, but I think it's pronounced wrong

I named my daughter Persephone.

Am I a bad parent?

>>7336652
That would depend on why you named her that.
just kidding, you are terrible because you know that no one will ever get that name right or attempt to learn it

I've seen worse, namely a couple in my apartment complex has twins named Lenneth and Silmeria.
Or there was a girl in my high school named Thalia

>>7336681
>Thalia

I know a girl named that. It's an unusual name, but personally don't think it's that bad. For one, it's actually pronounceable.

Yes, you are.

Alice is a much better name.

Marysia?

>>7330699
You're only a bad parent because you use old copypasta and are a bad influence to your kids. Hopefully they wont grow up to be a shitposter like you.

>>7336681
>Lenneth and Silmeria

Hahahaha, oh wow. Talk about awkward. I bet only the father knows that names come from a game, and he convinced his wife that they were good names, and if she were to find out, she'd be furious.

So, whats the legality of changing your last name? I'd like to change my last name to Inubashiri.

I actually considered changing my name to Marisa (transsexual) but then realized that that'd be weird as fuck... wait... maybe I should, it shounds normalfag enough, right guys?

Damnit I might actually do this, convince me /v/

>>7337387
>/v/
excuse me

The one who car-pools me and others to work is named Marisa, I see nothing wrong with the name.

Marisa = Maria + Luisa

>>7337387
>/v/
get out of /jp/

>goes to /jp/
>has a child

>>7338006
and yet you haven't had sex with your child? Otherwise get outta /jp/. Don't bother trying 3DPD cause you had to have sex to have a kid. On second thought get outta /jp/ anyways.

Call back when you've named your kid Kogasa or Keine.

>>7338086

I'd like to accept this challenge, but that requires doing something I'd rather not do.

I got my uncle to name his daughter Mei, him and his girlfriend thought it was cute. Though it's pretty much pronounced "May" they took the ei spelling for it because they thought it looked better.

>mfw I convinced my girlfriend to name our daughters Remilia and then Flandre

>mfw also she's whooping my ass in Soku in her Sakuya cosplay outfit. Alpha. As. Fuck.

>>7338137
don't think i have any right to give my opinion here....
Since i live in Brazil and everyone is a bro
My deep knowledge in Visual Novels and Touhou made me get laid with several girls
Me and my girflriend pass all the time listening to Dai music and playing the Seacats
( LoL she likes to call it this way )
And while we do it we discuss our theories and etc....
( She prefers that ShKannon thing while i actually have a complete theory with fundaments and etc....but this is not the point right now....)
After i expose the several flaws in the logic of her pfff theory she gets kinda sad and mad at the same time and stop talking to me....
But i just give her a few kisses in the neck and whisper some dirty words in her ear so she gets turned on and have some hot sex damn....she is like a dream.....
I also introduced my girlfriend to it and she thinks its really cool and kawaii ( cute )
She plays on easy mode while sitting on my lap
I get hard and give her a few bumps and then she gets kinda mad sometimes....
But then we just relax kiss each other and go to our room to have some hot sex while she cosplay my favorite tohos
I think i am really living the dream....My life is perfect...
Right now she is sleeping at my side just waiting for the time to wake up and make me some hot chocolate and pancake.... ( they are really delicious i wanted you guys to taste it however i guess it would be cold when i send it to you guys by mail....)
Anyway my life is perfect and you guys probably won't have it exactly like mine....But if you work hard you can achieve about 35% of what i have
And that is already a huuuge move for you guys....
So cheer up don't ever think of an hero just because your life is shitty, because it is not! You are the one who decides if it's shitty or if it's great!
You want to have what i have right?
So work hard for it guys!
Bai bai guys cheer up

futsuuuu